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the_offsprings_monkey
12-31-2005, 09:36 PM
Bah I submitted and decided to make one.

OH NOEZ!! a link to a shit test (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051231233500-679179 )

Human
12-31-2005, 09:39 PM
40 to your test.

That_Guy91
12-31-2005, 09:39 PM
I got a 50.

SkyRocker
01-01-2006, 04:06 AM
I was sure i didn't know you, now it's done.

Punky Dudess
01-01-2006, 04:06 AM
Hah, i'm such a fluke.

notoriousdoc
01-01-2006, 04:36 AM
40, how the hell did you get 4,900 posts when I've only ever noticed them in the last month?

Mentally_Challenged
01-01-2006, 05:57 AM
Oh, get me, 80! *is cool*

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:32 AM
Oh, get me, 80! *is cool*
Yay at least you did MUCH better then that dan.

igniton/pyro
01-01-2006, 11:43 AM
40 in your face!

crazy_offspring_gal
01-01-2006, 11:45 AM
90..

And im 'Someone Ashley knows'

Er yea.. thats all.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:52 AM
90..

And im 'Someone Ashley knows'

Er yea.. thats all.
Pffffffffft any good GF would have gotten 100.

notoriousdoc
01-01-2006, 11:53 AM
Pffffffffft any good GF would have gotten 100.
Maybe she cut the other ten points off

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 05:51 PM
Maybe she cut the other ten points off
hehe pwn.
(10)

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 05:59 PM
Guess who I am? It shouldn't be that hard.

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:01 PM
Man, I dunno why you hate your girlfriend so much.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:02 PM
Because he's too much of a pussy to hate anything that could do anything to him.

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:05 PM
I've heard much of this drama between the two of them (though I've been too inactive to witness any of it). I'm beginning to think he just plain doesn't deserve her. She can't be too bright for sticking around, though.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:09 PM
I've heard much of this drama between the two of them (though I've been too inactive to witness any of it). I'm beginning to think he just plain doesn't deserve her. She can't be too bright for sticking around, though.
YOu're on the right path, only it's the other way around.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:11 PM
Oh pfft. The only companion you deserve is the AIDs virus.

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:11 PM
What could she have possibly done to you in order for you to

1. Insult her in at least 60% of the posts you make

2. Still be with her while doing this.

Offspring-Fanatic
01-01-2006, 06:12 PM
i got 40 i think...

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 06:12 PM
I'm beginning to think he just plain doesn't deserve her. She can't be too bright for sticking around, though.
They're perfect for each other, they're both miserable people. Also, neither of them are too bright.

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:14 PM
She's probably a miserable person because her significant other is a verbally (possibly physically) abusive psycho.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:14 PM
What could she have possibly done to you in order for you to

1. Insult her in at least 60% of the posts you make

2. Still be with her while doing this.
hahaha wow so I diss her on a forums which she isn't active on anymore, ok a little story, this girl was talking to me on vampirefreaks and I called her amazing, then Kim starts saying that I want to cheat, and then she sends loads of threats to this girl... over reacting abit?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:15 PM
She's probably a miserable person because her significant other is a verbally (possibly physically) abusive psycho.
She beats me, just a month ago I got a rock lobbed at my bollocks, was very painfull. I should have beaten her for that.

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:16 PM
Talking to you "on vampire freaks"? What the hell is Vampire Freaks? Some undead fetish chatroom?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:16 PM
She beats me, just a month ago I got a rock lobbed at my bollocks, was very painfull. I should have beaten her for that.

No, you shouldn't. You should realise that you deserve it for being an abusive worm.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:17 PM
. I should have beaten her for that.
This just proves what an idiot you are....

And she isn't to smart either for staying with you , nevermind that the fact she hooked up with you at all is complete idiocy

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:18 PM
This just proves what an idiot you are....

And she isn't to smart either for staying with you , nevermind that the fact she hooked up with you at all is complete idiocy
Yea the beating thing is sarcasm.

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 06:18 PM
How come everyone is on Kims side? I mean everything Tom does is wrong on so many levels, but she is insane.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:19 PM
Yea the beating thing is sarcasm.
Still doesn't make my point invalid...Almost everything you say points to you being an idiot and your idiocy

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:19 PM
How come everyone is on Kims side? I mean everything Tom does is wrong on so many levels, but she is insane.
Because I'm the male, therfore it's ALWAYS the guys fault.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:20 PM
Because I'm the male, therfore it's ALWAYS the guys fault.

No. Just yours.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:20 PM
How come everyone is on Kims side? I mean everything Tom does is wrong on so many levels, but she is insane.
I'm not just on her side
See...


And she isn't to smart either for staying with you , nevermind that the fact she hooked up with you at all is complete idiocy

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:21 PM
There really isn't a side to choose since everyone claims they're both at fault, it's just that I have yet to read anything negative from her (which certainly doesn't mean it's not out there). I guess I really shouldn't be saying all of this without fully listening to his side (I shouldn't even be caring, really), but it's hard for him to make a good argument with some of the crap he says.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:22 PM
Because I'm the male, therfore it's ALWAYS the guys fault.
Don't make excuses...Don't blame your gender...

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 06:22 PM
The funniest part about all of this is that they're still together. And that's all I have to say about that.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:23 PM
No. Just yours.
Oh yea, I've made her into a total cutter, even tho she's been cutting for 4 years and I've only known her one year. See thing is Dave you hardly know her, therefore you should shut your faggoted mouth, if you knew her better you would totally hate her.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:23 PM
Don't make excuses...Don't blame your gender...
Shut up mud skin, now go work at dads corner shop.

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:23 PM
I find that the least funniest thing ever. And my cousin once told me this joke:

"Knock-knock"
"Who's there"
"Boat"
"Boat who?"
"Boat ran over the man!"

It beats THAT

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:25 PM
Oh yea, I've made her into a total cutter, even tho she's been cutting for 4 years and I've only known her one year. See thing is Dave you hardly know her, therefore you should shut your faggoted mouth, if you knew her better you would totally hate her.

I'm not overly keen on her. I just hate abusive boyfriends.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:26 PM
Shut up mud skin, now go work at dads corner shop.
HA!...there is so many things wrong with your 'insult'!

Let me list a few:

*My dad does not own nor work at a corner shop
*You may work at a corner shop, don't put your rubbish realities onto me!
*Mud skin...seriously how childish can you be

Need I go on...
NO!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:26 PM
I'm not overly keen on her. I just hate abusive boyfriends.
What about abusive girlfriends?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:27 PM
What about abusive girlfriends?

To be frank I don't blame her for retaliating against you. You're just a bully.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:28 PM
What about abusive girlfriends?
She obviously has a reason for fighting back!

Original prankstA
01-01-2006, 06:29 PM
You're just a bully.
*school yard flashback*

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:29 PM
To be frank I don't blame ger for retaliating against you. You're just a bully.
haha I can assure you, I'm not, Mentally challenged and notdoc used to like her, now they seen what she's really like they hate her.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:30 PM
She obviously has a reason for fighting back!
I'm the one fighting back, btw do you have a mono brow or do you pluck?

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:31 PM
The correct term is Unibrow.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:31 PM
The correct term is Unibrow.
Well in my neck of the woods we say mono brow.

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 06:32 PM
Tom, mudskin? Need I remind you my cousin is black?

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:32 PM
I'm the one fighting back, ?
Your fighting back...HA! Don't make excuses for your lack of masculine hormones.



btw do you have a mono brow or do you pluck?
And that has anything to do with what!?

Original prankstA
01-01-2006, 06:35 PM
The correct term is Unibrow.
mono and uni both mean one

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:36 PM
Tom, mudskin? Need I remind you my cousin is black?
My cousin is also black, I even have an indian one, but I'm white so heh, oh and this is just how sweet Kim is.

[pink_x_skater] : December 30, 2005, 04:41pm
wtf is your problem?
Stop hitting on my fucking bf.

and then I got sent this message

XxXWhitneyXxX
[reply] [delete] Dec 29, 2005, 06:40pm
so you know, honey, your GF took like a physco on me..i'll talk to you on msn later babe! xox


much love xox

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 06:37 PM
Well in my neck of the woods we say mono brow.
Well, your neck of the woods should be burned.

So your cousin being black makes it better how?

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:39 PM
"Honey", "Babe", "XOX", sounds like she IS hitting on you, instead of "just talking". How does this NOT justify her words?

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:40 PM
So your cousin being black makes it better how?
Yea...It isn't a lupole for you to call racist names...

I am black so does that give me an excuse to go and call someone a nigger?! NO it doesn't..

Besides I wouldn't do that because it really wouldn't make any sense coming from me

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:42 PM
"Honey", "Babe", "XOX", sounds like she IS hitting on you, instead of "just talking". How does this NOT justify her words?
Because that is how she speaks to EVERYONE, I think...

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:47 PM
[pink_x_skater] : December 30, 2005, 04:41pm
wtf is your problem?
Stop hitting on my fucking bf.

You call that going psycho?

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:48 PM
She goes around talking like that to guys she hardly even knows and of COURSE she's gonna piss someone off. I mean, I could speak to everyone I met like "Hey, you stupid ass mother fucker. Go fuck a dildo!" and I'm sure I'd piss some people off.

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:49 PM
You call that going psycho?
yea just because she said 'fucking' does not mean she went psycho

Nirushika6789
01-01-2006, 06:50 PM
She goes around talking like that to guys she hardly even knows and of COURSE she's gonna piss someone off. I mean, I could speak to everyone I met like "Hey, you stupid ass mother fucker. Go fuck a dildo!" and I'm sure I'd piss some people off.
Yea that would piss someone off but she just said 'fucking' . A lot of people say that just when they are talking, and they mean no harm

Omni
01-01-2006, 06:51 PM
No, I mean that girl that was hitting on him. She "talks like that to everyone", and she doesn't have a good reason for it. It sounds like she's just asking for trouble from other people's girlfriends.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:51 PM
You call that going psycho?
No she sent that to someone else, whitney didn't send me the convo she had with kim.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:53 PM
No she sent that to someone else, whitney didn't send me the convo she had with kim.

Oh really? So what proof is there that one happened?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 06:56 PM
Oh really? So what proof is there that one happened?
Because when I asked Kim about it she admitted it, she said she's scared she'll "lose" me.

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 06:59 PM
So, what happens if you're making all of this up for attention?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 07:02 PM
So, what happens if you're making all of this up for attention?
Pffffft I know not what happens.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 07:03 PM
Because when I asked Kim about it she admitted it, she said she's scared she'll "lose" me.

Oh yeah, she's REALLY the abusive one here.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Oh yeah, she's REALLY the abusive one here.
Yep

(10)

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 07:09 PM
Yep

(10)

Learn sarcasm, kid.

0r4ng3
01-01-2006, 07:12 PM
I love it how every thread that is either created by or mentions monkey turns into a discussion about his messed up relationship, regardless of initial topic.

Original prankstA
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
I love it how every thread that is either created by or mentions monkey turns into a discussion about his messed up relationship, regardless of initial topic.
yep, this thread shoud not be eight pages

Omni
01-01-2006, 08:25 PM
I'm actually the one that brought it up, so it's my fault this time. I am just curious, I haven't had a chance to grow as sick of it as all of you have :-)

Original prankstA
01-01-2006, 09:39 PM
that's just dandy

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 09:52 PM
I'm actually the one that brought it up, so it's my fault this time. I am just curious, I haven't had a chance to grow as sick of it as all of you have :-)
Pm much?
(fucking 10)

Omni
01-01-2006, 09:55 PM
What is this (fucking 10) shit? Your I.Q? You put (10) in every other post.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 10:00 PM
What is this (fucking 10) shit? Your I.Q? You put (10) in every other post.
Well all post have to be 10 characters or longer, so if i put a short message like "pm much?" it won't let me do it so I add the (10) to make it longer.

the_GoDdEsS
01-02-2006, 02:20 AM
haha I can assure you, I'm not, Mentally challenged and notdoc used to like her, now they seen what she's really like they hate her.

You mean, that she's retarded? Honestly, she does try to act like a bitch but it only seems that it's that inferiority complex of hers because she's kinda not so good looking, kinda overweight and kinda not so bright, you know? All primitive people like that try to "abuse" others, as you call it. Simply out of the reason that they need to overcompensate. It's just the hidden self-hate.

Mentally_Challenged
01-02-2006, 04:27 AM
Although I don't generally like to join in this kinda jazz, this amused me (from VampireFreaks, as a rip of the punk rock fight thingy euiowgtoigt, and so forth):

NOkymNO KyMfAg yes


*attacks kym with book about how to get over losing your fiance*


Shes sobs and starts cutting her arm feverishly

By the way Ash, nice rip off of that Offspring BBS fight [notdoc]



Fucking get a life dan, your pathetic and racist.
Yea i bet you fucking didnt know i have black family, you raceist bastard. [Kim]

I just couldn't see the connection.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 12:41 PM
you forgot the 3 Legged dog she called pathetic.


notoriousdoc
Posts: 2
[delete][edit]

Um

*throws three legged dog at Kym*

She calls it pathetic and starts cutting again

notoriousdoc
01-02-2006, 12:46 PM
Oh lordy no

ur lieing (http://vampirefreaks.com/group_comment.php?entry=740256)

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 12:49 PM
Oh lordy no

ur lieing (http://vampirefreaks.com/group_comment.php?entry=740256)
Only members can see that page.

notoriousdoc
01-02-2006, 12:55 PM
Fudge .

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 12:59 PM
Yea cause Kirsty blocked Kim from joining the cult lol.

notoriousdoc
01-02-2006, 01:00 PM
Yea cause Kirsty blocked Kim from joining the cult lol.
Nicely done, you should marry her instead

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 01:04 PM
Nicely done, you should marry her instead
Or I could just not get married.

Conspiracy of One
01-02-2006, 01:05 PM
Or you could take it to PM.

notoriousdoc
01-02-2006, 01:07 PM
Or you could fuck off, it's his thread

the_GoDdEsS
01-02-2006, 01:16 PM
Idiots should not make worthless threads. I'm with Pax on this.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 03:05 PM
rz (Biarch) km says:
ooh and dont worry babe, i go on the BBS nerly everyday i just dont sign in

She's watching us... :eek:

Conspiracy of One
01-02-2006, 03:07 PM
This surprises you why exactly?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 03:32 PM
This surprises you why exactly?
It doesn't I just find it amusing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-02-2006, 05:23 PM
If you're the victim, as you're constantly preaching, why don't you just break up with her?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 05:24 PM
If you're the victim, as you're constantly preaching, why don't you just break up with her?
I...d...k, I guess she just means alot to me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-02-2006, 05:26 PM
Oh really? Then why are you constantly knocking her down?

All About Eve
01-02-2006, 05:42 PM
You just don't understand, Dave!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-02-2006, 05:44 PM
No, obviously not.

All About Eve
01-02-2006, 05:45 PM
Neither do I, honestly. Who cares, though? It's funny.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-02-2006, 05:45 PM
Well, I can't confess myself particularly fluent in the ways of Retard.

All About Eve
01-02-2006, 05:46 PM
Do they even have a way?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-02-2006, 05:54 PM
Sure they do. It's just a bit wobbly and followed by a trail of saliva.

Sam
01-02-2006, 06:16 PM
60...
and I don't even know you

the_offsprings_monkey
01-02-2006, 06:18 PM
60...
and I don't even know you
Ahh amazing.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 02:35 AM
i got a 50 :(

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 02:36 AM
i got a 50 :(
:mad: You bastard Buffy, I thought you knew me. :'(

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 03:07 AM
i just, just dont know anymore!!!!