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TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:04 AM
Yeah, so my internet completely died, and hasn't yet revived. TUNB is aware of your concern and his engineers are working around the clock to fix the problem. Thank you.

So, what'd I miss?

the_GoDdEsS
01-01-2006, 06:09 AM
Things have been super dull and boring here for about two weeks. So I'd say you didn't miss anything at all. And we've been wondering where you were. Happy New year and hopefully your net is fixed soon.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:10 AM
Yay, I was worthy of wondering. *lovez*

the_GoDdEsS
01-01-2006, 06:10 AM
Indeed. Bahaha at your custom title.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:12 AM
Well, I thought it was time I came out. Not only about my sexuality but also about my love of ponchos.

THEY HAVE FLOWERS ON THEM! :D

the_GoDdEsS
01-01-2006, 06:13 AM
Do you have hippie hair now too? :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:14 AM
Only on the weekends. I'm a closet Green.

wheelchairman
01-01-2006, 06:34 AM
TOM and COG broke up.

We're now accepting bets on who did the breaking.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 06:38 AM
At fucking LAST.

And they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 11:25 AM
Woohoo! I'm back online. Turns out my network card wasn't installed - you can't imagine how much of a prat I feel.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:31 AM
TOM and COG broke up.

We're now accepting bets on who did the breaking.
Hahahaha we haven't broken up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 11:32 AM
Aw, monkey continues to throw his faeces at everyone.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:32 AM
Aw, monkey continues to throw his faeces at everyone.
Awww I missed you dave. Welcome back buttsecks?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 11:34 AM
It's strange how you insult everyone and yet strive to emulate them.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:35 AM
It's strange how you insult everyone and yet strive to emulate them.
Who else said welcome back buttsecks?

coke_a_holic
01-01-2006, 11:38 AM
Here's 2 questions I want you to answer, TOM:

1. Who says buttsecks?
2. Who do you constantly try to insult?

If the answers coincide, then you should shut up!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 11:38 AM
Oh, you thought of the whole "buttsecks" thing, then? Clever monkey.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:40 AM
:

1. Who says buttsecks? I don't know, I seen LOADS of people use it.

2. Who do you constantly try to insult? Anyone and anything

Nina
01-01-2006, 11:55 AM
Wow, you're so cool!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 11:59 AM
Wow, you're so cool!
I know! It's just a gift I have.

drei

zwei

eins

FUCK YOU!!!

the_GoDdEsS
01-01-2006, 12:02 PM
I know! It's just a gift I have.

drei

zwei

eins

FUCK YOU!!!

You must be one of the worst idiots on here.

Nina
01-01-2006, 12:04 PM
I completely agree.
It gets lamer with time.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:05 PM
I completely agree.
It gets lamer with time.
No I'm just like Pepsi, it gets flat over time, shake it up and it'll get a little fizz back.

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 12:06 PM
The worst part is, that he tries to gain attention with all his stupid remarks and insults. Though, apparently, he's getting the wrong kind of attention.

coke_a_holic
01-01-2006, 12:07 PM
No I'm just like Pepsi, it gets flat over time, shake it up and it'll get a little fizz back.
Yes, you're exactly like Pepsi. I don't think I need to go any further, you guys know what I'm going to say next.

the_GoDdEsS
01-01-2006, 12:07 PM
It must be his dark side, you know? I guess he thinks he is so evil.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:08 PM
Yes, you're exactly like Pepsi. I don't think I need to go any further, you guys know what I'm going to say next.
Pepsi > Coke

Nina
01-01-2006, 12:08 PM
Well, arent people who cute themselves generally evil?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:08 PM
Well, arent people who cute themselves generally evil?
I'm not the cutter, that's my stupid GF.

platinumpt
01-01-2006, 12:10 PM
why do you call her stupid?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:12 PM
why do you call her stupid?
I don't know... maybe beause... oh yea SHE IS!!!!

platinumpt
01-01-2006, 12:16 PM
So how do you like having a stupid girlfriend?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:22 PM
So how do you like having a stupid girlfriend?
It's kinda funny, yet boring, hehe dump alert.

Homer
01-01-2006, 12:45 PM
ohh emm geee, TUNB's back!1!!

And TOM, please, PLEASE just stop trying.

Rag Doll
01-01-2006, 12:47 PM
yaaaay, Dave is baaack =D *dances*

All About Eve
01-01-2006, 12:47 PM
I love you, Dave! MSN sometime plzkthnx.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:51 PM
ohh emm geee, TUNB's back!1!!

And TOM, please, PLEASE just stop trying.
Just one thing... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Homer
01-01-2006, 12:52 PM
^ you just proved my point.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 12:53 PM
^ you just proved my point.
YOu still haven't told me who you are.

Homer
01-01-2006, 12:57 PM
I can't tell you who I am, you have to look at my previous posts, dumbass. Also, I was here on these forums before you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Homer/Homeravatar2.gif

^ does that ring a bell?

0r4ng3
01-01-2006, 01:00 PM
Damn monkey, even if I tried, I couldn't be a big an idiot as you.

You deserve a medal. *hands you medal*

Oh, don't mind that it says "Legally retarded" on the medal. That's...uh...the name of the company that makes the medal.

Homer
01-01-2006, 01:02 PM
Damn, I'm totally make a company named Legally Retarded.

0r4ng3
01-01-2006, 01:03 PM
I'll give you the rights to the name if, and only if, you manufacture medals.

Homer
01-01-2006, 01:06 PM
Okay, but they'll all be gold, so that way everyone's a winner.

Anya82
01-01-2006, 01:32 PM
Where you gone, Homer? hmm... I haven't seen you post in a while.. but, also, I haven't been in the forums as i used to... oh well....

Dave-babe, welcome back

Homer
01-01-2006, 01:46 PM
^ I'm just posting less... a lot less.

neocon58
01-01-2006, 01:51 PM
I'm not the cutter, that's my stupid GF.

Cutters and people who continously associate with them are evil.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 01:58 PM
Cutters and people who continously associate with them are evil.
Agreed, also people who spell continuously wrong are evil.

All About Eve
01-01-2006, 01:59 PM
Agreed, also people who spell continuously wrong are evil.
No they're not.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 02:02 PM
Are they not?

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 02:07 PM
Apparently not, since that's what he just stated.

0r4ng3
01-01-2006, 02:39 PM
Agreed, also people who spell continuously wrong are evil.
I'm pretty sure illiterate and evil are two different things.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-01-2006, 04:24 PM
I'm pretty sure illiterate and evil are two different things.
I know which of the two I am :p

ruroken
01-01-2006, 07:22 PM
Uh...did TOM just say that he's not a cutter? Because, he is.