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Offspring-Fanatic
01-01-2006, 05:38 PM
yeah, apparently that's what they're calling it on comedy central. i find it really funny, so that's what i use for Happy New Years now.


wow, 2005 is already gone. can you believe it?


lets recap on things that happened this year (you all can add on):
Bush was inaugurated again (that was this year...right?)
Marguerite Perrin
Hurricanes
Taradise was cancelled
Greatest Hits came out
Green Day won lots of awards
TomKat
Paris+Paris
I joined the forums! (ha, that's not important, i just decided to put it there)
iPod nano
Mariah Carey hit it big again
Two-headed baby (was that this year? i dont know, i saw it on tv this year)


add on to the list

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-01-2006, 05:39 PM
My work was calling it Hangover Cure Day. Obviously everyone was too busy having a hangover 'cos the place was dead.

tkum
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Good charlotte, simple plan and other gained more support
EMO WENT SKITZ IN THE YOUTH
Blink went on hiatus.
Um Sadam started his trials.
Bush did shit people dindnt like
Nofx started a new album

Conspiracy of One
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Bush has always done shit people didn't like, so we cant put it down as 2005 per se.

Offspring-Fanatic
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Kanye West "Bush doesn't care about black people"
Saddam and his doritos
Whitney Houston "hell to the no"


and some other ppl post

Betty
01-01-2006, 10:09 PM
God, I shockingly woke up without a hangover, yet couldn't manage to make myself do anything besides lay around the entire day. Pretty intense day of sloth, for sure.

Drummerguy123
01-01-2006, 10:45 PM
hmmmmmmmmm........

First face transplant
Steven Colbert got his own show

XYlophonetreeZ
01-02-2006, 01:19 AM
Steven Colbert got his own show
This ranks somewhere in between Hurricane Katrina and the Paris riots in "Worst tragedies of 2005."

tkum
01-02-2006, 01:23 AM
hmmmmmmmmm........

First face transplant
they do those ? as in make me have a new face ?

wheelchairman
01-02-2006, 03:43 AM
People everywhere fear terrorists, without any real reason to.
Tizz hasn't shaven her legs since March.

honey
01-02-2006, 03:46 AM
Live8 was a big happening.

Preocupado
01-02-2006, 11:36 PM
i don't5 understand the entire thing, but thanks for the habngover day. thank you thank you.

don't drink kids. it makes you far too happy to handle it

defy me
01-03-2006, 01:23 PM
Live8 was a big happening.

So was the make poverty history and G8 summit.

Also the whole wristband thing.

sKratch
01-03-2006, 02:54 PM
People everywhere fear terrorists, without any real reason to.
Tizz hasn't shaven her legs since March.
Oh stop complaining. Easy solution.

Before starting, have these supplies at your disposal:
One (1) bottle ether [Warning: Highly flammable and harmful; handle with care]
One (1) soft, clean cloth about 1 foot x 1 foot
One (1) filthy, unshaven, femnazi Maartje
One (1) bottle of Nair [Warning: Avoid unwanted contact]

Step 1:
Fold cloth carefully in half and place on top of opened ether

Step 2:
Turn ether over while holding cloth to top. This will soak the cloth in ether. Return ether to upright position, close, and store in a safe place.

Step 3:
Ensure readiness of Nair for use. Find unsuspecting Maartje.

Step 4:
Place cloth with ether soaked side on Maartje's mouth and hold firmly until no apparent signs of consciousness remain. [Note: In the case that death is the desired outcome, hold cloth until the effect is apparent]

Step 5:
Cover the filthy bitch's legs in Nair

Step 6:
Follow instructions on Nair bottle and await regaining of consciousness

WebDudette
01-03-2006, 06:53 PM
God, I shockingly woke up without a hangover, yet couldn't manage to make myself do anything besides lay around the entire day. Pretty intense day of sloth, for sure.

I did the same. I didn't have a headache or anything I just didn't feel like moving.

Mr.Miyagi and Richard Pryor died.
Futurama Was Cancelled. (I believe that was this year)
My nephew was born (that makes four now, God help me)

I bet there was other stuff but I don't remember.

sKratch
01-03-2006, 11:56 PM
Yeah I was rather intoxicated but didn't wake up with a hangover either. Did not feel like moving at all though, and the shit-taste in my mouth persevered through gum, cranberry juice, and tooth brushing for a few hours.

JohnnyNemesis
01-04-2006, 01:03 AM
Yeah I was rather intoxicated but didn't wake up with a hangover either. Did not feel like moving at all though, and the shit-taste in my mouth persevered through gum, cranberry juice, and tooth brushing for a few hours.

Cranberry juice tends to enhance horrible taste.