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the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 02:27 AM
Lyk zomfg I love this guy, everyone here should bow to him.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=8186

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 02:36 AM
yeah bow to me BITCHES!!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 02:37 AM
*Ahem* Buffy, you don't have to put a title in EVERY post. :rolleyes:

Homer
01-03-2006, 02:47 AM
Idiots rejoice!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 02:48 AM
Idiots rejoice!
YAY ! ! !

the_GoDdEsS
01-03-2006, 02:50 AM
So, who are you?

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 02:53 AM
you dont? oh well i am anyways!!!!

notoriousdoc
01-03-2006, 02:54 AM
you dont? oh well i am anyways!!!!
Did that really take 16 mins to write?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 02:54 AM
Did that really take 16 mins to write?
he's retarded.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 02:57 AM
i n0t reteraded!~~!!!

tkum
01-03-2006, 03:01 AM
i n0t reteraded!~~!!!
looks i make titles aswell ^^^

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 03:04 AM
Is retareded contagiouse? if so your mom better get tested.


(i stole that from family guy :()

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 03:08 AM
Buffy calm down.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 03:09 AM
ok. uhhhh your mom needs to calm down.?

the_GoDdEsS
01-03-2006, 03:13 AM
Why doesn't it surprise me that TOM has only retarded acquaintances?

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 03:40 AM
because he himself is a retard.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 03:42 AM
because he himself is a retard.
Yes *hugs*

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 03:47 AM
awww retard love!! *hugs* who can resist a gay retard relationship?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 03:54 AM
awww retard love!! *hugs* who can resist a gay retard relationship?
Most certainly not me.

T-6005
01-03-2006, 04:43 AM
The retardedness of this thread makes me le SAD.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/thibaultk/x1p1LYvM2cVP1E1XBUt0uHuB93mqKZxEL2A.jpg

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 05:22 AM
It takes him a while to reply because TOM has to log off, log on, reread his post (mind you this takes a while), and then think of something cleverly retarded to reply with.

Edit: I forgot to mention that TOM reguraly has to get up and take breaks consisting of stretching, breathing in and counting to ten, often drinks of water, and for the more strenuous posts of more than one sentence, naps.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-03-2006, 07:56 AM
Oh, it's one of his friends?

Yeah, that explains it.

Preocupado
01-03-2006, 11:22 AM
hmm i thought TOM was the Ashley, from ashkim

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 11:25 AM
Man, you must really want us to hate this Pirate kid.

sKratch
01-03-2006, 11:28 AM
It takes him a while to reply because TOM has to log off, log on, reread his post (mind you this takes a while), and then think of something cleverly retarded to reply with.

Edit: I forgot to mention that TOM reguraly has to get up and take breaks consisting of stretching, breathing in and counting to ten, often drinks of water, and for the more strenuous posts of more than one sentence, naps.
Remember that time we had sex? I don't either. That can change.

Nirushika6789
01-03-2006, 11:29 AM
Man, you must really want us to hate this Pirate kid.
Yea, shows us how crappy of a friend he is....

TOM if you really like this guy or anyone for that matter , disconnect yourself from them completely! It's the nice/caring thing to do

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 06:34 PM
Im not ashley.... ashley is not as cool

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 06:36 PM
You smell like failure. Go away.

Endymion
01-03-2006, 06:38 PM
the correct verb is "reek".

Conspiracy of One
01-03-2006, 06:41 PM
You can't spell ashamed without Ash.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 06:58 PM
Im not ashley.... ashley is not as cool
You're a tard Buffy. *slaps*

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:12 PM
dont slap me... ill eat your eyes!!

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 07:14 PM
First, COG brought us TOM, now there's...er, this person.
Please be better.

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 07:15 PM
Please be better.


uhhh... im supposed to post some funny shit up in here.... once i took a shit so huge it made my ass bleed.... i dont know why this is funny but... huhuhuhu

Oh man, this does NOT bode well.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:16 PM
if johnnynemissm was real.... i would slap him in the face for being a retard.

T-6005
01-03-2006, 07:17 PM
if johnnynemissm was real.... i would slap him in the face for being a retard.
Now now, child. Temper, temper. Wouldn't want to be even more looked down on, now would we, you pathetic waste of space?

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 07:18 PM
Well, you just butchered the word Nemesis worse than anyone else ever has. Congratulations for that.

For fuck's sake, it's a VERY SIMPLE 7 letter word. I bet you could fuck up anything, couldn't ya? I hope you're not planning on making toast anytime soon.

Or attempting anything worthwhile with your future, for that matter.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:19 PM
First, COG brought us TOM, now there's...er, this person.
Please be better.
*ahem* she didn't bring me here.

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 07:21 PM
Well, you just butchered the word Nemesis worse than anyone else ever has. Congratulations for that.

For fuck's sake, it's a VERY SIMPLE 7 letter word. I bet you could fuck up anything, couldn't ya? I hope you're not planning on making toast anytime soon.

Or attempting anything worthwhile with your future, for that matter.

Sorry to point this out, Ricky, but TOM knows how much it bugs you which is why he did that. Yes, I'm sticking to the fact that they are the same person.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:21 PM
i just made toast.... so fuck off.... and i can fuck anything up... the ass!

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:22 PM
Im not ash.. im ash's dad.. i fucked his mother...

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 07:23 PM
*ahem* she didn't bring me here.

Either way. She was a member here first, then left for awhile, then you and her started posting at the same time again. So same difference.

And yes, we know you were a member on the old boards and never posted, so don't repeat it.

And AAE, either way.

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 07:25 PM
I just don't understand how this is fun for them.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:26 PM
Im not ash.. im ash's dad.. i fucked his mother...
So mature of you Buffy.
and AAE, think what you like, I'm defiantly not Buffy

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:26 PM
johnnynmemasis is gheyer than a bo xof kittens at a ghey 5 yearolds birthday... i dont know how ghey that is but thats how ghey johnnynemuasdfis is.

coke_a_holic
01-03-2006, 07:29 PM
So, Buffy, find any living dead worth obliterating recently?

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:32 PM
No........

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:33 PM
johnnynmemasis is gheyer than a bo xof kittens at a ghey 5 yearolds birthday... i dont know how ghey that is but thats how ghey johnnynemuasdfis is.
And you say us English are retards...

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:36 PM
no, your a retard, stupid brit!!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:37 PM
no, your a retard, stupid brit!!
What's that? You're the retard?

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:39 PM
Lyk zomfg I love this guy, everyone here should bow to him.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=8186


lets not forget the name of this thread.. eh?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:43 PM
lets not forget the name of this thread.. eh?
I call for this thread to be locked or deleted.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:44 PM
sissy.........

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 07:47 PM
I just checked, and you made this thread 8 minutes before his first post.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:48 PM
i didnt know about this tell 8 minutes after he made it.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:51 PM
I just checked, and you made this thread 8 minutes before his first post.
We're was talking on MSN and I told him to join up, it wouldn't surprize me if I made the thread before he joined.

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 07:54 PM
Then how would you have known his name and linked to his profile?

PWNZ3D

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 07:55 PM
cause he made this account for me... i was too lazy

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 07:56 PM
But how would he not have known if he made the thread before or after you joined then?

Once again, PWNZ3D

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 07:58 PM
Then how would you have known his name and linked to his profile?

PWNZ3D
Good point, and I made the account for him, why not just add him on msn and go in a multi convo with us?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-03-2006, 08:00 PM
Multiple windows? Proves nothing.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 08:02 PM
Multiple windows? Proves nothing.
Well you can't run more then one copy of msn 7 can you? and the only other way to go on with two accounts is e-messenger (comes with message) or windows messenger which has no display pictures.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-03-2006, 08:04 PM
OK, so seperate computers. You could have a laptop.

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 08:04 PM
Well you can't run more then one copy of msn 7 can you? and the only other way to go on with two accounts is e-messenger (comes with message) or windows messenger which has no display pictures.

I can run my MSN and windows messenger at the same time; or you could just have a laptop.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 08:05 PM
yeah ass fucks....
than ill show you whos not ashley!

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 08:05 PM
yeah ass fucks.... buffylooper@gmail.com
than ill show you whos not ashley!

That proves nothing.

0r4ng3
01-03-2006, 08:06 PM
Yeah, claiming separate messenger names is useless at this point. It's a step backwards from two windows and a laptop.

Internet Pirate
01-03-2006, 08:07 PM
add me on MSN and we can multi convo

All About Eve
01-03-2006, 08:08 PM
Once again, that proves nothing.

0r4ng3
01-03-2006, 08:09 PM
"We have separate screen names"
"So what? You could be using multiple windows"
"Oh yeah? ...We have separate screen names.

ruroken
01-03-2006, 08:10 PM
Ashley = imbecile

Buffy = was awesome; now imbecile

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 08:21 PM
ruroken, change my name at MM forums so that I'll feel like posting there again.

ruroken
01-03-2006, 08:25 PM
okey dokey .

JohnnyNemesis
01-03-2006, 08:26 PM
Thanks. I sent you a PM with the request for your convenience.

Endymion
01-03-2006, 08:36 PM
ps: you can be on a dozen MSN accounts at once with trillian or gaim. same computer, same instance of the client, and all that jazz.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-03-2006, 08:40 PM
Yeah, what Endy Minion said.

0r4ng3
01-03-2006, 08:43 PM
ps: you can be on a dozen MSN accounts at once with trillian or gaim. same computer, same instance of the client, and all that jazz.
"Oh, yeah? Well, just log on to MSN, and we'll have a multiple convo. That'll show you."

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 09:04 PM
ps: you can be on a dozen MSN accounts at once with trillian or gaim. same computer, same instance of the client, and all that jazz.
Yes but with those you can't use Display photos and with the ones that can they're web versions of msn and a message pops up saying so.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-03-2006, 09:05 PM
Bitch, is you retarded?

With Trillian you can use the same program.. say, MSN Messenger 7.0.. multiple times.

Endymion
01-03-2006, 09:07 PM
last i checked display photos were supported.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2006, 09:14 PM
I've only used trillian once and I didn't like it, so I stick to msn.

T-6005
01-03-2006, 11:10 PM
I've only used trillian once and I didn't like it, so I stick to msn.
I remember you highly recommending Trillian to someone in a post. I think it was to yay.

You make me le SAD in this thread.

arak0r
01-04-2006, 12:08 AM
why does anyone bother paying attention to what this idiot posts anymore ill never know. (tom)

WebDudette
01-04-2006, 12:14 AM
I don't care if your the same person or not your both fucking moronic duche bags. Just kill each other for the sake of our future and if your not willing to do that cut off your reproductive organs.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-04-2006, 12:49 AM
I remember you highly recommending Trillian to someone in a post. I think it was to yay.

You make me le SAD in this thread.
Yea as a back-up if msn go's down, which i did, but I didn't like it at all.

WebDudette
01-04-2006, 12:52 AM
If MSN went down why would you use Trillian.

JohnnyNemesis
01-04-2006, 12:53 AM
If it's down, it's down. Trillian won't magically connect to MSN if MSN itself is down.

You've always been a horrible liar, but I gotta hand it to ya, you're never scared to get worse.

WebDudette
01-04-2006, 01:01 AM
If it's down, it's down. Trillian won't magically connect to MSN if MSN itself is down.


Exactly .

the_offsprings_monkey
01-04-2006, 01:15 AM
If it's down, it's down. Trillian won't magically connect to MSN if MSN itself is down.

You've always been a horrible liar, but I gotta hand it to ya, you're never scared to get worse.
Well it worked for me, see sometimes if the English msn is down, the trillian will connect to an American server insted, or if you try e-messenger or something.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-04-2006, 01:17 AM
Exactly .
Hence England connects to Microsoft's English severs, Americans connect to American servers.

JohnnyNemesis
01-04-2006, 01:25 AM
Well it worked for me, see sometimes if the English msn is down, the trillian will connect to an American server insted, or if you try e-messenger or something.

Which, of course, you would know even though you use Trillian so rarely.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-04-2006, 01:28 AM
Which, of course, you would know even though you use Trillian so rarely.
Well it's isn't England based, so idk where the servers are, yet they seemed to work once when msn was off.

WebDudette
01-04-2006, 01:29 AM
If MSN was off you wouldn't be able to talk to anyone even with Trillian. If the English MSN was off you would only be able to talk to people with American/Other MSN.

JohnnyNemesis
01-04-2006, 01:33 AM
You can't just admit it, can you, Ash?

It's painfully obvious that you're lying, especially with your backtracking "Well, I dunno about you, but it worked for me" deal.

This reminds me of that time you posted closeups of your stomach and arms in the Photo Album thread, got compliments from the ladies, then went all "No! I hate my body! lolz!" when someone made the obvious claim that you were whoring for attention.

Don't know when to quit.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-04-2006, 01:44 AM
You can't just admit it, can you, Ash?

It's painfully obvious that you're lying, especially with your backtracking "Well, I dunno about you, but it worked for me" deal.

This reminds me of that time you posted closeups of your stomach and arms in the Photo Album thread, got compliments from the ladies, then went all "No! I hate my body! lolz!" when someone made the obvious claim that you were whoring for attention.

Don't know when to quit.
you remember that... :o I didn't know you cared that much. *cries in your big strong arms* ;)

arak0r
01-04-2006, 02:10 AM
who cares of tom and ip are the same person or not. even if its two completely different people, theyre still pathetic as hell

the_offsprings_monkey
01-04-2006, 02:13 AM
who cares of tom and ip are the same person or not. even if its two completely different people, theyre still pathetic as hellTRUTH!!!!!!!

ruroken
01-04-2006, 01:02 PM
Buffy needs to find his funny again. Immediately.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-04-2006, 07:09 PM
Buffy needs to find his funny again. Immediately.

Please point me to when he had it.

ruroken
01-04-2006, 08:19 PM
When you didn't know he existed.

0r4ng3
01-04-2006, 08:32 PM
Buffy is a he, who is friends with Ashley, who is also a he.

Just something I noticed, ignore if you want.

Internet Pirate
01-04-2006, 08:32 PM
yeah... i had funny once... tell you meanie poopheads took my funny away!!

JohnnyNemesis
01-05-2006, 05:47 AM
Die. Repeatedly.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-05-2006, 08:47 AM
I love Buffy's stupidity

Dante
01-05-2006, 08:56 AM
I love Buffy's stupidity

Yeah, so do we

ruroken
01-05-2006, 10:01 AM
Funny, though, how he's actually smarter than you.

Internet Pirate
01-05-2006, 03:51 PM
Funny, though, how he's actually smarter than you.

yeah im smarter than you.... bitches!!!