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Sin Studly
01-05-2006, 08:28 AM
Fear not, the BBS will return to decency now.

the_GoDdEsS
01-05-2006, 08:33 AM
About time.

Izie
01-05-2006, 08:33 AM
The BBS will never be decent.

I hope.

the_GoDdEsS
01-05-2006, 08:35 AM
Ha, with Pain Incorporated and Filthy Slavs Inc., Izzle :P

Izie
01-05-2006, 08:37 AM
Fair enough. I'll be adding to the indecency I hope. Soon.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/shiftyeyes.gif

killer_queen
01-05-2006, 10:05 AM
My life on the internet was so meaningless without you.

ruroken
01-05-2006, 10:07 AM
Yay! How was the Race War?

Also, I want more Stephen Lynch.

Mota Boy
01-05-2006, 11:40 AM
Welcome back, Lazarus.

HeadAroundU
01-05-2006, 12:04 PM
Welcome back Lazarus!

So how many gangsta niggas did you kill?
Can we expect picturewhoring?

XYlophonetreeZ
01-05-2006, 12:08 PM
Terrible things that happened while you were gone
-notoriousdoc once again became comfortable posting pictures of himself almost immediately after you left.
-No-dad came back in yet another embarrassing act of self-pwnage.
-wishomie made about 5 new aliases.
-T.O.M. became an all-out spammer instead of just an idiot. Then he turned back to plain old idiot.
-Some annoying new n00bz showed up that wouldn't still be around had you not been here to pwn them.
-We all had to look at your avatar whenever we read old threads.

Wonderful things that happened while you were gone
-Linda generally posted less because your absence gave her less reason to be antagonistic. And then, of course, what's the point in posting at all?
-Ashley and Kim allegedly broke up.

Welcome back. Your theme song for life should be Eminem's "Without Me."

notoriousdoc
01-05-2006, 12:11 PM
-notoriousdoc once again became comfortable posting pictures of himself almost immediately after you left.

Did I ?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-05-2006, 12:19 PM
Fucking leave Dan alone ya pricks.

notoriousdoc
01-05-2006, 12:22 PM
Cheers .

the_offsprings_monkey
01-05-2006, 12:25 PM
but I meant none offence! oh dear, dear me
Oh not you Maria lol, just those idiots who keep picking on him, he''s 13 ffs, give him a break, he don't need your shit all the time.

the_GoDdEsS
01-05-2006, 12:25 PM
Don't turn this into one of your retarded fights, kids.

Also, it's highly annoying to call somebody by their last name. I suppose the French do it?

Betty
01-05-2006, 12:28 PM
It's a fairly common practice here Sim.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-05-2006, 12:29 PM
Don't turn this into one of your retarded fights, kids.

Also, it's highly annoying to call somebody by their last name. I suppose the French do it?
Oh do be quiet you slutty Slav, nobody asked for your opinions.

Megs
01-05-2006, 12:34 PM
hey hey! this is a thread about how much we missed our beloved sin studly! please don't resort to fighting!

nieh
01-05-2006, 12:42 PM
hey hey! this is a thread about how much we missed our beloved sin studly! please don't resort to fighting!

Unless you're going to fight WITH Sin Studly. In which case, go right ahead. It's entertaining.

platinumpt
01-05-2006, 12:51 PM
Hey Justin, glad you're back. How was Christmas time with thy family?

nieh
01-05-2006, 12:51 PM
That's right, Ashley

lolz, thats teh gayz!

ruroken
01-05-2006, 12:58 PM
I know loads of people named Ashley, but they all have vaginas.
He does too, doesn't he?

ruroken
01-05-2006, 01:05 PM
Uh...grr... *backs away slowly*

nieh
01-05-2006, 01:06 PM
He does too, doesn't he?

Just because he IS a vagina, doesn't mean he HAS a vagina. There's a difference.

Megs
01-05-2006, 01:06 PM
no offence ruroken, but i read the last few posts you made attempting to offende people, and just to point out, i don't think it quite worked :(

Sin Studly
01-05-2006, 01:07 PM
My life on the internet was so meaningless without you.

Sorry. Just know I still love you, even though you're a filthy mudskin.


Welcome back. What'd you do while you were gone?

Moved house, and planted a vegetable garden. (and killed a bunch of lebs, if you're dumb enough to believe it)


How was Christmas time with thy family?

I woke up about 4pm, drank almost a bottle and about 3 litres of cask wine insanely fast, took 45mg of oxazepam and 20mg of temazepam, then fell into deep deep unconciousness by 6pm. I'd say it was better than most christmasses I've been forced to endure.

ruroken
01-05-2006, 01:10 PM
Just because he IS a vagina, doesn't mean he HAS a vagina. There's a difference.
Fuckdamn it! I edited it to say that, then edited it out when Lazar said it was lame...weak...*feels like everything's unfair* *suweeside*

the_offsprings_monkey
01-05-2006, 01:11 PM
I know loads of people named Ashley, but they all have vaginas.
It's a unisex name prick.

Sin Studly
01-05-2006, 01:11 PM
Ruroken, stop trying to make people like you. I like you. That's enough. Stop caring what lesser mortals think.

original_prankster
01-05-2006, 01:14 PM
The board was actually kinda...boring...without you. Welcome back, I guess.

Sin Studly
01-05-2006, 01:14 PM
Shut up and die, faggot.

Megs
01-05-2006, 01:16 PM
Ashley
Ashlee
Ashlea
those are the alternates i know :confused:

Anya82
01-05-2006, 01:22 PM
why don't you just make your "Ashley" thread and discuss about it? :confused:

Sin Studly
01-05-2006, 01:23 PM
Then stop posting, tard.

wheelchairman
01-05-2006, 01:30 PM
Ruroken, stop trying to make people like you. I like you. That's enough. Stop caring what lesser mortals think.
oh oh I think you missed something cute. Ruroken freaks out and Johnny, Dave and I discuss how much he sucks, for pages.

My welcome back gift.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19686

Read the entire convo he has with the chick.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-05-2006, 02:04 PM
That was after he left??? Shit, I'd have definitely included that on my "Terrible things that happened" list.

JohnnyNemesis
01-05-2006, 03:00 PM
I love XYzolophonetreeZ and his lists.

I was like, an hour away from missing you, Justin. I had your old pics to whack off too, which kept me warm during your absence.

In any event, welcome the fuck back. Check out the new TPKYL incarnations. Oh, and DO read the thread where ruroken cried over that girl fucking someone else, then flipping out and treating her like shit, and crying when she talked back to him (It takes two? What does that meeeeeean? IT'S CALLED RAPE YOU DUMBFUCK)

Kerr
01-05-2006, 03:46 PM
I can't believe I missed that thread at all. I read through it. Priceless.

neocon58
01-05-2006, 04:17 PM
Oh do be quiet you slutty Slav, nobody asked for your opinions.

Nobody asks for yours either, yet you continually barrage us with your retardedness.

Homer
01-05-2006, 04:25 PM
Welcome back, and it actually did get boring without you.... except Ruroken's stupid thread about the girl fucking some other guy.

Taht wuz a reel lollercoaster!!111

neocon58
01-05-2006, 04:33 PM
Lolz, I just read that thread now. Ruro sure is a twatface.

T-6005
01-05-2006, 04:36 PM
oh oh I think you missed something cute. Ruroken freaks out and Johnny, Dave and I discuss how much he sucks, for pages.

My welcome back gift.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19686

Read the entire convo he has with the chick.
God, I remember this thread. It was so sad, honestly. Although to be honest, everyone who posted didn't have much to do but agree with each other that he sucked.

JohnnyNemesis
01-05-2006, 04:41 PM
The fact that he never even met her, and when we spoke about how sad that was, he said "What do you expect? I'm SHY, okay?!" is HI-FUCKING-LA-FUCKING-HILARIOUS!

Ahhh, month old memories.

the_GoDdEsS
01-05-2006, 04:45 PM
It was so sad, honestly.

Whenever you say that word, I must laugh.

WebDudette
01-05-2006, 06:22 PM
Boards seemed a bit dull with out you. Welcome back.

Paint_It_Black
01-05-2006, 06:40 PM
I refuse to admit I missed you because you specifically asked "bitches".

T-6005
01-05-2006, 07:19 PM
Whenever you say that word, I must laugh.
Well, I suppose that's another thing XYlophonetreeZ missed. The rise of "le SAD".

Sin Studly
01-06-2006, 04:21 AM
Link me to the new faux-orphans.

BATWT
01-06-2006, 12:55 PM
Welcome back. Unlike Rich, I can answer because I am a little bitch.

ruroken
01-06-2006, 01:03 PM
Hell, I'll always be here with my idiocy when he's gone.

lolzl;heotiuh
gdihteualsomuchijuswantokilualfukrsgrrargh

BATWT
01-06-2006, 01:04 PM
And that's why we love you ruro.

Linda
01-06-2006, 08:24 PM
XYlophonetreeZ - I actually wasn't posting much because I didn't have internet access except for at work.

Justin - Welcome back!