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Paint_It_Black
01-07-2006, 11:40 AM
Don't ever, EVER, under any circumstance attempt to fry eggs without wearing a shirt. Fucking EVER.

Drummerguy123
01-07-2006, 11:41 AM
lol. Sounds like a fun story.

Original prankstA
01-07-2006, 11:42 AM
Don't ever, EVER, under any circumstance attempt to fry eggs without wearing a shirt. Fucking EVER.
i don't fry eggs but another thing to look out for is bacon

the_GoDdEsS
01-07-2006, 11:48 AM
The only thing I'm good at in the kitchen is throwing around with cutlery. Unfortunately, even with people around.

Whoopsie.

BATWT
01-07-2006, 11:52 AM
Well they do say fried food is bad for you; there's the reason why.

the_GoDdEsS
01-07-2006, 11:54 AM
Almost everything is bad for you these days, apparently. It's not relevant to me. I eat anything I want to eat.

nieh
01-07-2006, 11:55 AM
Almost everything is bad for you these days, apparently. It's not relevant to me. I eat anything I want to eat.

omg, your teh fatz!

Preocupado
01-07-2006, 11:55 AM
tried that shirtless... got a few burning sprinkles all over.

Drummerguy123
01-07-2006, 11:58 AM
OMG! Has anybody ever tried a fried Twinkie?

Original prankstA
01-07-2006, 11:59 AM
OMG! Has anybody ever tried a fried Twinkie?
have you ever tried cutting a twinke open and putting a hotdog in it and put e-z cheese on it like mustard?

Paint_It_Black
01-07-2006, 12:00 PM
Well they do say fried food is bad for you; there's the reason why.

That must be true, a nurse said it.


tried that shirtless... got a few burning sprinkles all over.

Fool, didn't you read my warning? I said don't!

I managed to get more than a few burning sprinkles. Frying pan seemed to erupt as soon as it realized I was woefully unprepared for the attack.

the_GoDdEsS
01-07-2006, 12:03 PM
omg, your teh fatz!

Ironically enough a chair broke under me completely last week.

(I swear it's the rocking habit of mine.)

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 12:08 PM
Ironically enough a chair broke under me completely last week.

(I swear it's the rocking habit of mine.)
My mom always said I could break my neck due to that habit, because chairs can't take the weight of skinny ethiopians like you and I, when on two legs.

Makes you wonder, if we weighed twice as much, would a chair on four legs have collapsed?

Paint_It_Black
01-07-2006, 12:13 PM
Makes you wonder, if we weighed twice as much, would a chair on four legs have collapsed?

You have to keep in mind that while balanced on two legs, the weight isn't going to be distributed evenly over those two legs. While on four legs we can assume that all four are fully on the ground. Also, a lot of chairs are designed to distribute overall weight much more evenly while in the correct position. I would conclude that it would take considerably more than twice your weight to break a chair being used correctly. Hope that helped you out.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 12:13 PM
When the chair starts doing this: *Squeek squeek* You know you have to stop.

I once crashed through the garden table. Mind you, I was a little fatter back then, so I guess I should have known. My sister shouted: "DAD IS GONNA BE SO ANGRY!!!!!" Then this guy I was dating said: "Shouldn't you ask how Maartje is, instead of saying he will be angry right away?" One thing yuo shouldn't do is telling my sister what to do. She got SO pissed off at him. It was teh funnies. But I was in much pain :(

the_GoDdEsS
01-07-2006, 12:14 PM
Ha, good thought. Maybe fat people are scared of rocking on chairs. :P

It was quite an experience though. I fell on my royal arse and couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes. I so knew it'd break. But can you resist the temptation?

Endymion
01-07-2006, 12:22 PM
i tend to wear a lead vest when i cook. you can NEVER be too prepared...

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 12:23 PM
PIB - I thought about that, like a synergy effect. (I learned the meaning of that word through my marketing studies, whatta ironieos!)

Tizz, you got so table-pwn3d! Although your sister is teh dumbs. I'm gonna have to remember to tell her to do something sometime. :p

Sim, It's a good way to sit while bored. Cause then if you almost fall you get that nice adrenaline shot.

the_GoDdEsS
01-07-2006, 12:24 PM
i tend to wear a lead vest when i cook. you can NEVER be too prepared...

I totally just got a mental picture of you in a lead vest. Zomgwtf, hawt?

the_GoDdEsS
01-07-2006, 12:24 PM
Sim, It's a good way to sit while bored. Cause then if you almost fall you get that nice adrenaline shot.

Oh, I fully and completely agree with that.

Endymion
01-07-2006, 12:31 PM
hawt?
yes. yes indeed.

killer_queen
01-07-2006, 12:37 PM
Since I've learnt how to sit on a chair I've been trying to rock on everything I sit on. The worst things happened to me were falling down with the hot (really hot) soup on my hand, falling down in restaurants, falling down on philosophy lessons. And I still do that.

Paint_It_Black
01-07-2006, 12:47 PM
I've been trying to rock on everything I sit on.

That must make you very popular.

Wow, my mind won't get out of the gutter today. I probably should stop going without sleep. On that note, I'm going to bed.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 12:49 PM
That must make you very popular.



Lolz.

That's all I have to say.

killer_queen
01-07-2006, 12:49 PM
Heheh, I've just noticed what I wrote. Maybe I should have some sleep too.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-07-2006, 12:54 PM
OMG! Has anybody ever tried a fried Twinkie?
Nope but I hear the Scottish like deep fried mars bars.

0r4ng3
01-07-2006, 01:20 PM
Whenever I make food, I tend to wear a hazmat suit, just for safety. This goes especially if I'm making a salad.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 12:10 AM
Orange, you consistently make me giggle. This would be a good thing, except it's quite unmanly and you could be hurting my reputation.

SkunkIt
01-08-2006, 02:28 AM
Don't ever, EVER, under any circumstance attempt to fry eggs without wearing a shirt. Fucking EVER.
On a related note, don't ever use a glue gun, wearing shorts. I still have the scars from when I was 10.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 03:48 AM
Good warning, feel free to add any others you think morons like myself could use.

Sin Studly
01-08-2006, 04:48 AM
Don't ever, EVER, under any circumstance attempt to fry eggs without wearing a shirt. Fucking EVER.

Don't be a pussy, it doesn't even hurt much. Stings a little, but that's all.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 04:58 AM
No way. Sure, that's what you'd expect. But I somehow got a shitload of hot oil fly over me. Stung like a motherfucker.

Sin Studly
01-08-2006, 06:35 AM
Man up, it doesn't hurt THAT much.

blind
01-08-2006, 06:38 AM
i dont know how to fry eggs.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:46 PM
You want an adrenaline rush? Lean back on a chair with wheels.

Eheheheh.

0r4ng3
01-08-2006, 04:36 PM
You want an adrenaline rush? Lean back on a chair with wheels.

Eheheheh.I just tried it.

Fucking OW.

Also, I think I just broke the Christmas tree.

Omni
01-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Any Christmas tree who thinks it's badass enough to remain up 15 days after Christmas is just begging to be broken.

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 04:16 AM
Man up, it doesn't hurt THAT much.

You don't know me. You don't know my pain. So just back off. I've fried eggs WITHOUT A FUCKING SHIRT, and I'll take you down in 2 seconds flat. Paptown aint got nothin on me.

tkum
01-09-2006, 04:22 AM
Don't ever, EVER, under any circumstance attempt to fry eggs without wearing a shirt. Fucking EVER.
hahaa

i had no shirt on and poored potoato chips strait into the oil of the pan,

PAIN

Paint_It_Black
01-10-2006, 10:04 AM
I've learned the error of my ways. To properly fry an egg you should keep the pan on a medium heat. If the oil is spitting at all then it's too high. I can now make world class fried eggs without risk of maiming. My mum would be so proud.

Andy
01-10-2006, 10:12 AM
*applause*

Paint_It_Black
01-10-2006, 10:15 AM
I want to make it clear that Andy is not, in fact, my mum.

Andy
01-10-2006, 10:16 AM
No. I am yo' Daddy