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wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 01:28 PM
The results are vital to brainwashing certain people.

P.S.
http://www.soviet-empire.com/images/propaganda/communism_logical.jpg

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 01:28 PM
I don't get this :(

BATWT
01-07-2006, 01:29 PM
Communism brings us Spock and naked ladies? I'm in.

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 01:29 PM
I was making a poll you silly-billy.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 01:29 PM
Okay, I think something doesn't show up here.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 01:30 PM
I was making a poll you silly-billy.

Oooh. I was too fast! (Lolz, I typed fat. *sighs*)

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 01:34 PM
also, I want to have sex with Data... oh how I want!
That's fucked up...
Although he was designed for that according to at least one episode where he gets a girlfriend...

Tizz, you are fast, but not fat.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 01:35 PM
Tizz, you are fast, but not fat.
Oh how alike we are.

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 01:39 PM
Oh how alike we are.
No Tizz...you are very slow...

Sin Studly
01-07-2006, 01:39 PM
Tizz is freaky skinny. She should get fat again.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 01:41 PM
Tizz just gained a lot of weight.

Sin Studly
01-07-2006, 01:49 PM
Good to hear you've got some meat on them bones. Wanna make sport?

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 02:05 PM
No, I had enough exercise last week!

Endymion
01-07-2006, 02:29 PM
also, I want to have sex with Data... oh how I want!
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1112167434252.jpg

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 03:37 PM
That image is classic, however it

T-6005
01-07-2006, 03:43 PM
The only thing this thread has proved so far is that hardly anybody's a virgin.

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 03:47 PM
The only thing this thread has proved so far is that hardly anybody's a virgin.
Or hardly anyone is saying the truth :p...

You never know,someone could be lying

T-6005
01-07-2006, 03:50 PM
Or hardly anyone is saying the truth :p...

You never know,someone could be lying
I don't know... all the people who voted don't seem like the type to lie about virginity.

Then again, what do I know?

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Yep sheree, someone could be lying... however do YOU enjoy it?
I have never watched it and yes I'm a virgin :p

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 03:55 PM
The only thing this thread has proved so far is that hardly anybody's a virgin.
Learn to read results. There are no star trek fan-virgins. Period! If you don't like Star Trek, there is a higher chance you might be a virgin. Fact!

T-6005
01-07-2006, 03:57 PM
Learn to read results. There are no star trek fan-virgins. Period! If you don't like Star Trek, there is a higher chance you might be a virgin. Fact!
87.5% non-virgins amonst the star trek haters versus 100% in the star trek lovers sounds conclusive... until you think about the fact that there are 14 people in the survey.

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 03:58 PM
87.5% non-virgins amonst the star trek haters versus 100% in the star trek lovers sounds conclusive... until you think about the fact that there are 14 people in the survey.
It's a relatively good representative portion of society in my honest opinion.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:02 PM
Learn to read results. There are no star trek fan-virgins. Period! If you don't like Star Trek, there is a higher chance you might be a virgin. Fact!

You lie!

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:03 PM
I wish that was true. He is a good liar, which worries me.

T-6005
01-07-2006, 04:04 PM
It's a relatively good representative portion of society in my honest opinion.
Hmm... well, not being a virgin, I suppose I don't need to care overmuch about the results. I suggest some 3 people look into Star Trek, though.

coke_a_holic
01-07-2006, 04:04 PM
Jesse and I are sux. H4rd.

EDIT: And Sheree.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:07 PM
I didn't know about that!

Erm... best education = making him feel guilty. I'm sure you know how :p

I don't think he ever lied to me though, or had reason to. Or maybe I just hope :p

I don't have to do much, I just have to look cute and sweet and say: "Awwwwwwwwwww?" and he does anything. Gotta love guys who can't resist cuteness.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:14 PM
Pfff, I'm sure you could do the cute-thing. Just do it to someone who doesn't know you aren't ;)

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 04:14 PM
pfff Tizz, so misguided. I don't do it for the cuteness. Let me quote Fred Durst (a good friend of mine.)


I did it for the nookie, yeah the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your yeah.

The day we ran out of Café Mélange powder, was the most relaxing day of my life. :p

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:16 PM
The Nookie eh? Pervje.

And the day we ran out of Café Melange powder was the most depressing day of my life.

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 04:17 PM
Jesse and I are sux. H4rd.

EDIT: And Sheree.
lol I;m 14...I don't want to lose my virginity just yet

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 04:19 PM
worried watching star trek might make you lose your virginity? I've tried it, it's perfectly safe.
Nope...I've just never bothered to watch it...there has always been something better on

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:20 PM
Oh? Who says I'm not cute??? :(

I may not be the cutest thing alive, but still... still... I thought I had some cuteness in me *hangs head*

Aww I mean cute as in the cute and innocent girl :p (Which your friends obviously don't think you are)

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 04:20 PM
stupid virgins, they don't know what's good for them :rolleyes:
Well thanks...*runs away and cries*

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:22 PM
Ooooh, we have our first Trekkie-virgin!

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:23 PM
Or sex him up?

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:28 PM
I think he's a little young.

Plus, I want this poll to end with more Trekkie virgins. So not only would I have to cheat on Per, I would also prove him right.

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:32 PM
Nope, it's the other way around. I told him that a lot of the Trekkies on this sexquiz I once took were virgins. He wanted to prove me wrong.

He is a Trek-geek :(

http://www.zen61235.zen.co.uk/b3ta/trekkie.jpg

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:36 PM
You definitely don't look like that guy, no. And neither does Per, thank god.

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 04:37 PM
Yeah 7 of 9 is hot and does love trek geeks. :)

And the results are brilliant so far. Out of 5 virgins, only one likes star trek. 12.5% star trek fans is a virgin. While 33% non-fans are. That's nearly triple!

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:38 PM
That's only because less people like Star Trek!

We could just extract 3 voters from the ones who don't (let's take 3 virgins ;)) and then it's the same.

Do this poll on the star trek forums?

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:39 PM
Just fancy if he did.

*fancies*

Okay, it's too much for just one brain. I'll turn in for the night.

Please no, he'll never get his nookie again if I think about that too much.

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 04:40 PM
4 virgins now...WOOHOO!

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:41 PM
4 virgins now...WOOHOO!

All of those should have been Trekkies :(

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 04:42 PM
All of those should have been Trekkies :(
:'(...I prefer Star Wars to Star Trek

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:43 PM
They are just as bad!

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 04:47 PM
Star Wars..ugh. I hate it. I liked the original three. But the latest ones have been terrible, with the exception of number 2, which was 95% action 5% dialogue.

Really I've had terrible theatrical experiences with the new stars wars. I hate George Lucas.

And Tizz, I'll always be this right!

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 04:50 PM
No you won't.

I'm glad that at least you won't make me watch Star Wars.

wheelchairman
01-07-2006, 05:00 PM
am i rite? i m so rite!

I'm very satisfied with this poll.

Random trivia I found on wikipedia

Patrick Stewart did not want Star Trek Insurrection to be called Star Trek 9: Insurrection because it sounded too close to Star Trek 9 Inch Erection.

Nirushika6789
01-07-2006, 05:01 PM
Patrick Stewart did not want Star Trek Insurrection to be called Star Trek 9: Insurrection because it sounded too close to Star Trek 9 Inch Erection.
haha so it does...

Tizzalicious
01-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Hahaha, I love that.

The poll results however, are crap.

0r4ng3
01-07-2006, 05:56 PM
Dammit, I just looked at the poll results. Starting tomorrow, I'm a Trekkie.

Vera
01-08-2006, 03:23 AM
Depends on which Star Trek you mean. I enjoyed the original series fine but the rest of it just bores me.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 03:42 AM
Patrick Stewart did not want Star Trek Insurrection to be called Star Trek 9: Insurrection because it sounded too close to Star Trek 9 Inch Erection.

Oh, that's classic. Really cheered me up. And star trek is awesome.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 08:03 AM
Sanni, any star trek counts.

Richard, it's one of the few things that made me laugh out loud while no one else was around. Which is rare.

sKratch
01-08-2006, 08:34 AM
http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

the end

nieh
01-08-2006, 08:40 AM
I was a fan of the Next Generation when it was out. I never paid attention to the other shows though.

Why did you make it so you can vote for multiple answers?

Vera
01-08-2006, 08:40 AM
I don't want to be the Star Trek fan who never got laid because I don't think those two correlate. :(

Plus I'm not even a proper Trek fan.

Dammit. I'm going to go to the ST boards and whore myself out.

sKratch
01-08-2006, 08:46 AM
Why did you make it so you can vote for multiple answers?
I've seen him do it several other times. He's obviously stupid.

Drummerguy123
01-08-2006, 09:11 AM
I've never been a fan of Star Trak. The effects are cheesy and the acting is bad. And I'm only 16, so I am excused for being a virgin.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 09:17 AM
I've never been a fan of Star Trak. The effects are cheesy and the acting is bad. And I'm only 16, so I am excused for being a virgin.
Wrong and wrong.

And it's Star Trek.

sKratch
01-08-2006, 10:19 AM
worried watching star trek might make you lose your virginity? I've tried it, it's perfectly safe.
One of the better replies in this topic.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 10:24 AM
Why did you make it so you can vote for multiple answers?
Honest mistake. I tried to change it but alas it was too late.

Drummerguy123
01-08-2006, 10:34 AM
Wrong and wrong.

And it's Star Trek.

It was a typo. I know it's spelled "Star Trek."

Betty
01-08-2006, 12:34 PM
That one Star Trek movie, where they had to save the whale, I loved it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:02 PM
That'd be number 1.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-08-2006, 01:06 PM
I've never been a fan of Star Trak. The effects are cheesy and the acting is bad. And I'm only 16, so I am excused for being a virgin.
most people over here have had sex before they're 16, hence all the people with STI'S
EDIT: and why did notdoc vote in all of them?

Endymion
01-08-2006, 01:19 PM
That'd be number 1.
or four. but what's the difference?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:20 PM
Pardon me?

Endymion
01-08-2006, 01:23 PM
the star trek movie where they get the whale? it was four.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:26 PM
I actually mean which option is relevant to me.

I never watched the Star Trek movies. Except Wrath of Kahn, that pwnzd.

Endymion
01-08-2006, 01:36 PM
i feel like a bigger nerd than i am... i've never even seen star trek iv. :(

i like next generation, and some deep space 9.

i seem to recall doing a "hottest star trek chick" thread once. i shouldn't have done that.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:37 PM
Yeah, because it's so obviously 7 of 9.

...

What?

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 01:53 PM
Yeah, because it's so obviously 7 of 9.

...

What?
Word! Although Belanna had her....hawtness...

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:55 PM
Naw, next one after 7 of 9 is Deanna Troy.

JoY
01-08-2006, 01:56 PM
I've never seen Star Trek in my life & still I've had sex. I don't know how I manage.

Endymion
01-08-2006, 01:56 PM
sarah silverman was in a couple episodes of voyager, does that count?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 01:57 PM
sarah silverman was in a couple episodes of voyager, does that count?

If she had Borg implants, yeah.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 02:02 PM
Naw, next one after 7 of 9 is Deanna Troy.
She's all old now. She was hot when I was 7. (back when TNG was still airing.)

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 02:03 PM
She's all old now. She was hot when I was 7. (back when TNG was still airing.)

Hold on, so we're judging them by what they look like NOW? That's not fair. The later series have got a head start.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 02:05 PM
Well I saw the sci-fi channels remake of Dune, and there she was. Still attractice. But she had gray hair. Although I'd still hit it.

Guinan is where I draw the line. :o

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 02:07 PM
*sniggers*

Oh, what you have to learn. =P

PS. Bev Crusher wasn't bad either.

Endymion
01-08-2006, 02:09 PM
Well I saw the sci-fi channels remake of Dune, and there she was. Still attractice. But she had gray hair. Although I'd still hit it.

Guinan is where I draw the line. :o
a) uuuugugughghgugghh
b) was the dune remake good? i picked it up for my mom last spring but haven't seen it myself.

Endymion
01-08-2006, 02:09 PM
ps: and we all know that babylon 5 and the new battlestar galactica are the two best sci-fi series ever.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 02:15 PM
babylon 5 was snoozeasaurus rex.

And yeah the Dune films were pretty good for their budget.

Andy
01-08-2006, 02:20 PM
ps: and we all know that babylon 5 and the new battlestar galactica are the two best sci-fi series ever.

There's a new Battlestar Galactica? Awesome, the original was quality television.

Conspiracy of One
01-08-2006, 02:21 PM
The one fat dude in Dune scared the crap out of me when I was younger, with all the lesions on his face.

Little_Miss_1565
01-08-2006, 04:57 PM
Stargate: SG1 is pretty damn good. Well, the seasons with MacGuyver in them. MMmmmm. Tasty.

I blame my childhood crush on Capt. Jean-Luc Picard for my thing for older men. What am I talking about "childhood crush"...I still love him. <3333

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 05:11 PM
Stargate SG1 is really good. I haven't watched it in 5 years because we don't got it. But it was good.

Tizzalicious
01-09-2006, 02:01 AM
a) uuuugugughghgugghh


My thoughts exactly.

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 06:03 AM
You don't even know who Guinan is!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-09-2006, 06:10 AM
Stupid females.

Tizzalicious
01-09-2006, 06:28 AM
You don't even know who Guinan is!

You would do someone with grey hair, that's enough!

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 06:31 AM
You would do someone with grey hair, that's enough!
This would mean something, if I didn't know your past. :p

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 06:51 AM
Just so you all know, DS9 was the best show and T'pol is the hottest female. 7 of 9 is second. It then goes to Dax (Ezri then Judzia) and then Kira. TNG had a sad lack of hot women, but if I had to choose I guess I'd say Crusher. Ensign, not doctor.

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 06:53 AM
Just so you all know, DS9 was the best show and T'pol is the hottest female. 7 of 9 is second. It then goes to Dax (Ezri then Judzia) and then Kira. TNG had a sad lack of hot women, but if I had to choose I guess I'd say Crusher. Ensign, not doctor.
No no no no no no.

Also DS9 rocked in the beginning. The Dominion War however, was waaaaaay too long.

Jadzia > Ezri. Kira was the best on DS9 though. Oh yes.

Wrong about TNG.

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 06:59 AM
Jadzia > Ezri. Kira was the best on DS9 though. Oh yes.



I thought that way at first, but then Ezri's cuteness had an effect on me. Oh, and Rom's wife was pretty hot too, even by dabo (sp?) girl standards.

I actually loved the dominion war storyline, partly because it did last so long. I was holding out hope that at the end the Borg would come along and assimilate everyone. Go on you bastards, try assimilating Odo!

Sadly, I could talk about Star Trek for hours.

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 07:12 AM
hmmm yes she is quite a beauty. Those ferenge know how to live.

The borg are the most interesting aspect of Star Trek to me. That's one of the few redeemable factors of Voyager in my eyes. it's gggrrrreat.

Little_Miss_1565
01-09-2006, 07:14 AM
You did NOT just say that Ferengi chicks are hot.

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 07:16 AM
The borg are the most interesting aspect of Star Trek to me. That's one of the few redeemable factors of Voyager in my eyes. it's gggrrrreat.

I completely agree. That's a large part of why First Contact is my favourite Star Trek film, closely followed of course by the one with the whale that everyone loves.

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 07:17 AM
You did NOT just say that Ferengi chicks are hot.

This is the girl we're talking about

http://chaseclub.com/ff1.jpg

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 07:17 AM
You did NOT just say that Ferengi chicks are hot.

No, he was talking about a Bajoran, but just saying that Feregis know how to live. Who would have thought Per would like the Ferengis?

Anyone ever see the documentary Trekkies or its sequel? Pretty entertaining stuff.

HeadAroundU
01-09-2006, 07:31 AM
I voted and I'm liar.

Little_Miss_1565
01-09-2006, 07:34 AM
This is the girl we're talking about

Ohhhhhh thank god. Yeah, she's pretty hawt.

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 07:34 AM
I saw trekkies. It was pretty amusing!

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 09:08 AM
If you saw Trekkies try to see Trekkies 2. It's worth it.

sKratch
01-09-2006, 10:09 AM
Stargate: SG1 is pretty damn good. Well, the seasons with MacGuyver in them. MMmmmm. Tasty.

I blame my childhood crush on Capt. Jean-Luc Picard for my thing for older men. What am I talking about "childhood crush"...I still love him. <3333
haha have you heard the song I posted in a few places? It rocks.

And Babylon 5 did freaking rock hard. I have a lot of catching up to do on Battlestar Galactica.

Little_Miss_1565
01-09-2006, 05:18 PM
The Picard song? Fuck yes, it's awesome.

Umm...Babs5 <<<< SG1.

Endymion
01-09-2006, 05:21 PM
Umm...Babs5 <<<< SG1.
fail for not recognizing vastly superior quality of writing.

Little_Miss_1565
01-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Fail for not being embarassed on their behalf for their shitty, shitty extraterrestrial species.