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wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 07:41 PM
HP and I are making a BBS Romance history chart thing.

Since the bbs has over 6 years of history. And many of us have been here for that time. There has been a lot of drama, etc. Seriously interesting events have passed indeed.

Now we're going to make an organic graph based on the information we recieve from bbs members.

If you are willing to be a part of this project we would like to know two things.
Have you had a crush on a bbs member (this you can reply publicly in the topic if you don't mind people knowing.)

secondly, have you ever "got together" with a bbs members. As in like a couple, but over the bbs. To inform of us of this, please send myself of Hornypope a pm. Because we want this to be as consentual as possible. If your (former) partner does not want it to be known then we will just connect you to a "mystery" person.

This should be pretty interesting if people feel open enough to participate.

Also, include a picture of your face, it's not necessary but it would add a little flair, to quote Office Space.

HornyPope
01-08-2006, 07:45 PM
Lolz dude we sound like two gossip queens. We're really continuing something we started earlier today, and we want to basicly put on record the BBS couples and such.

In one category are the crushes: like Vera having a crush on Dush.

In another category are the "got together". People who hooked up on the forums and got around to meet each other. Like Per and Tizz.

So you could just probably post here or send a PM and Per le Painteur will draw a graph to sort out the rommances.

sKratch
01-08-2006, 07:47 PM
Me so ronery :[

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 07:47 PM
Me so ronery :[
That's because you have no feelings.

I hate you so much for rejecting me.

Little_Miss_1565
01-08-2006, 07:57 PM
Justin and I had mutual crushes back in the day, which every several months or so we remember via IM. It ended when I told him I wouldn't let him bareback me. NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :(

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 08:05 PM
Justin and I had mutual crushes back in the day, which every several months or so we remember via IM. It ended when I told him I wouldn't let him bareback me. NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :(
I have no sense of humor. So I'm including this. Except I need Justin's confirmation. So I'm only putting a one-way arrow so far.

Chimera512
01-08-2006, 08:08 PM
skratch is my heterosexual man-crush.

HornyPope
01-08-2006, 08:08 PM
We're looking for serious replies, though. Replies so serious that only Chuck Norris can detect the subtle hint of humour.

And thanks, Adriann. Just uhh use people's nicknames instead of names so it's easier to understand.

sKratch
01-08-2006, 08:10 PM
Ew you guys are gay gay gay.

Little_Miss_1565
01-08-2006, 08:14 PM
I have no sense of humor. So I'm including this. Except I need Justin's confirmation. So I'm only putting a one-way arrow so far.

Alright. My reply was all serious. The bit at the end in all caps was, natch, not.

BREAK
01-08-2006, 09:21 PM
I will voluntarily participate.

Mota Boy
01-08-2006, 09:38 PM
Put me down. I have a huge crush on myself.

wheelchairman
01-08-2006, 10:27 PM
Put me down. I have a huge crush on myself.
1565,Thank you very much.

Break, I'd thank you too. But you called me an asshole. Gr!

Mota Boy, duly noted.

Endymion
01-08-2006, 10:46 PM
to the best of my knowledge i've never been involved in anything...

Vera
01-09-2006, 12:29 AM
You guys are so the gossip queens. Though Izie totally has you on her leash, she's THE person at least for me that I go to when I want to gossip.

Izie
01-09-2006, 12:33 AM
HA.

I win. I only win because back in the day I had "info" to trade though http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/shiftyeyes.gif. And nowadays... Well, nowadays I just win :)

Vera
01-09-2006, 12:41 AM
Yeah, on the BBS gossip market, info is the best currency you could have. ;D

Tizzalicious
01-09-2006, 01:19 AM
In another category are the "got together". People who hooked up on the forums and got around to meet each other. Like Per and Tizz.



It was the other way around you st00pidz, we met and then hooked up.

And you know all my gossip.

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 03:55 AM
I had a bit of a crush years ago. Waaaay back when you didn't even have to register. I remember emailing with some girl and helping her out with a few problems. I can't even remember her username or real name anymore. Wow, time flies. I remember I emailed her about a year after we lost touch and she acted like she didn't even remember me so I took her off my contact list and forgot all about her until now.

killer_queen
01-09-2006, 04:02 AM
*sobs* Well, that is a real love story.

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 04:03 AM
Aint it tragic?

killer_queen
01-09-2006, 04:08 AM
In fact losing touch with someone has always been one of my worst nightmares. Losing the phone number, the adress of someone you really care is terrible. But I have taken off a lot of people on my contact list because the British can be too emotional in an annoying way sometimes.

Paint_It_Black
01-09-2006, 04:10 AM
the British can be too emotional in an annoying way sometimes.

That cracked me up. I think you just got unlucky though. I know a lot of Brits that aren't like that.

Vera
01-09-2006, 04:34 AM
I still hate heterosexuality for becoming between me and Sunny's lesbian love affair.

Well, we'll always have Keanu.

wheelchairman
01-09-2006, 06:02 AM
Keanu's more feminine than the two of you at a pink paper party.

And thanks Richard, I'll put Richard ---> ????

I'm being sarcastic about the thanks, but I will add that. ;)

Izie
01-09-2006, 06:03 AM
Well, we'll always have Keanu.

He's mine :(

...among other people.

Sin Studly
01-09-2006, 07:39 AM
1565, what the fuck? I remember you getting all iffy when I claimed I'd only do you bareback, but seriously, what the fuck?

Little_Miss_1565
01-09-2006, 07:46 AM
1565, what the fuck? I remember you getting all iffy when I claimed I'd only do you bareback, but seriously, what the fuck?

What the what the fuck? There's no conflict here. You'd only do me bareback, I'd only do you with a rubber, so no doin' it. It's really too bad, but what can a person do.

Sin Studly
01-09-2006, 07:49 AM
Just because I'd do you bareback doesn't imply a crush.

Little_Miss_1565
01-09-2006, 07:57 AM
:'( :'( I thought we had something special.

Sin Studly
01-09-2006, 08:11 AM
Yet you don't trust me not to give you AIDS?

Sin Studly
01-09-2006, 08:34 AM
Wait, I just remembered. She's telling the truth. Put me down for a crush on 1565.

MindlessSelfIndulgent
01-09-2006, 08:44 AM
I wish I had a crush ;_;

ruroken
01-09-2006, 12:11 PM
uh well there was Roger and I, and now I'm sort-of with Mike? Who I will hopefully meet when I go to D.C for vacation when we aren't broke.
woh woh, back up. Roger's free? wtf happened?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-09-2006, 12:15 PM
PMd with infoo.

ruroken
01-09-2006, 12:16 PM
PMd with infoo.
...what? :confused:

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-09-2006, 12:17 PM
I PM'd wheelchairman with my info.

ruroken
01-09-2006, 12:23 PM
If I don't give info, I won't be in it, right?

Lars
01-09-2006, 01:06 PM
I'm not fussed if I appeared on it.

Anya82
01-09-2006, 03:01 PM
oh! i remember that BuddyHolly is my e-bf :p hehhee

HornyPope
01-09-2006, 04:11 PM
If I don't give info, I won't be in it, right?

If we know about it, then sending in the information is redundant. In your case, and in the case of everyone who made their crushes/affairs/relationships not so public, please do inform of the details.

All About Eve
01-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Don't lead him on, Adriann.

All About Eve
01-09-2006, 07:19 PM
But this is also ruroken.

Andy
01-10-2006, 05:03 AM
That cracked me up. I think you just got unlucky though. I know a lot of Brits that aren't like that.

Like me, for instance. It's a crippling condition.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 05:38 AM
Some updates on how we're doing this.

I'm going to start pm'ing some of the people who were mentioned as having been in relationships, for their confirmation. Some have replied, and things are going fantastically.

People who've been mentioned who haven't posted in months, I'm just going to put on without their consent, because they are too lazy to post and get what they deserve :p

This is a community project, so it would be awesome if we could get as many people working on this as possible. Try and convince others to participate and be as open as possible. The people who have pm'ed me so far have been super helpful.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 05:39 AM
I'm not fussed if I appeared on it.
Were you in a relationship? Also if you have had some crushes feel free to share. There are many already. :)

JoY
01-10-2006, 05:42 AM
my info on this subject has been all over the boards. I'm sure HP can update you, if you're lost.http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 06:06 AM
my info on this subject has been all over the boards. I'm sure HP can update you, if you're lost.http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif
I know you're info too. (well at least one, even though I learned it after everyone else!) Whatever you want to be included is decided entirely by you. If something is too private or whatever, don't tell me. If you want something included do!

We're dealing with both couples and crushes, now and throughout the bbs' past. So whatever you have to offer would be awesome, as it would be nice if this was as complete as possible.

But you decide your own level of involvement.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 06:18 AM
They're both free, and they'd be a cute couple. And ruroken's always drooling over Roger anyways. gheyz!
What is Roger's usernname anyways?

JoY
01-10-2006, 06:26 AM
I just sent you a PM, but notice, I entirely forgot to mention Ricky!!

*bows head in shame*

everyone knows Bella <3s Ricky.

Vera
01-10-2006, 07:12 AM
Post it, Per, liek omg.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 08:06 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/publicchart.png
Here is the picture so far. Green lines are crushes and black are the couples that have existed.

T-6005
01-10-2006, 08:07 AM
Very professional.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 08:10 AM
pfff let's see you do better?

T-6005
01-10-2006, 08:12 AM
The beauty of criticism is that I know I'm incapable of doing better... and yet can still criticize.

But seriously, it's alright. I can tell what's going on.

Vera
01-10-2006, 08:18 AM
Vicky kissing Ste Shaw is still the most fucked up thing ever.

Anyone kissing Ste Shaw is really the wildest thing ever.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 08:24 AM
I'm not editing your name. Every knows who I mean :p And all information on the board was by mutual consent.

Except for yours because you said it publicly. (about Coke and Turbo.) And for Ragdoll's because it is no secret I believe. Besides it's the most famous one.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 08:26 AM
Vicky kissing Ste Shaw is still the most fucked up thing ever.

Anyone kissing Ste Shaw is really the wildest thing ever.
Agreed. So gross! They were actually a couple. Ew ew ew

Anya82
01-10-2006, 09:01 AM
oh well... now that's public, there's no need to hide it.
yeah.. i had a crush on TUNB

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:01 AM
I'd like to take this opportunity to repeat that I am totally awesome.

EDIT: Btw, I have a question. Are green lines only put in if the crush was mutual?

Andy
01-10-2006, 09:04 AM
Haha, it could be the boredom, but the MOTA Boy bit in that picture cracked me up

Anya82
01-10-2006, 09:13 AM
Dave, confess! how many crushes have you had?
hahaha :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:14 AM
Uh, Anya, there's a chart =P

Anya82
01-10-2006, 09:17 AM
hahaha! i've already saw it! :p
you've had many crushes :)

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:18 AM
I've been here 4 years and I've only had 4 crushes!

Tizzalicious
01-10-2006, 09:18 AM
I'd like to take this opportunity to repeat that I am totally awesome.

EDIT: Btw, I have a question. Are green lines only put in if the crush was mutual?

Nope, they have arrows!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:23 AM
Oh.

Well in that case I can see straight off about 3 additions that need to be made.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 09:25 AM
Well there are officially two lines added to the chart. (not that I updated the picture yet. I'll do that tomorrow!)

And crushes are signified by arrows, the arrows show the direction that the crushes went. If a crush is mutual then arrows go both ways.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:27 AM
There's no arrows pointing at me and I know for a FACT that's not true.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 09:29 AM
There's no arrows pointing at me and I know for a FACT that's not true.
Pff everything takes it's time. As I said I got two lines to add. And if you must know. They are both towards you. But I'm not going to upload a new pic everytime I add an arrow. That's more commitment to this project than I can handle. (ps. it's anya and sam)

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:29 AM
Heh, that's more like it. I'm back to Moderate Pimp status. :cool:

Anya82
01-10-2006, 09:30 AM
Dave, we all know your a hottie sexy babe... don't worry. ;)

Tizzalicious
01-10-2006, 09:30 AM
Per doesn't like commitment. Please erase our line :(

The Talking Pie
01-10-2006, 09:31 AM
*sigh* No one has a crush on me. Not even girls!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:32 AM
*sigh* No one has a crush on me. Not even girls!

Pah! I'd show you a good time.

Bring your Stetson.

ruroken
01-10-2006, 09:32 AM
We never talk anymore and stuff... =(

Oh well, now's your chance.
Ah...why not? Are you even on MSN very much anymore? I barely ever see you. I see Roger all the time, though. So, I can only assume it's the result of your absence.

lolz, he's too ghey fer me.


yes. ruroken is gheyz!

.....
Hahaha

GODDAMMIT ROGER YOU STUPID FUCK YOU FUCKED A GIRL!!! A G-I-R-L!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!??!?!?!?!?!

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 09:36 AM
Per doesn't like commitment. Please erase our line :(
I'm sending a knife-line from me to you!

Tizzalicious
01-10-2006, 09:37 AM
I'm sending a knife-line from me to you!

You can point the arrow on it both ways then!

JoY
01-10-2006, 09:46 AM
Agreed. So gross! They were actually a couple. Ew ew ew
& Willem & Vicky too. & Willem shagged Maartje, & then you....

see where I'm going?? ;) :p

JoY
01-10-2006, 09:47 AM
There's no arrows pointing at me and I know for a FACT that's not true.
I know so too.

*Edit: WAIT. eh, it wasn't me.

Tizzalicious
01-10-2006, 09:49 AM
& Willem & Vicky too. & Willem shagged Maartje, & then you....

see where I'm going?? ;) :p

Do you WANT him to stop having sex with me?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:50 AM
*Edit: WAIT. eh, it wasn't me.

Hahaha! I saw that and raised an eyebrow at how that'd look to other people. =p

JoY
01-10-2006, 09:51 AM
Tizz:

*curls up to tiny Isa-ball*

*mutters* ...not necessarily.
..but I thought it'd be safe to say after the meet-up & all its embarrassing moments & newsflashes.
*runs for cover*

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:52 AM
... I'm confused.

Paint_It_Black
01-10-2006, 09:54 AM
So where's the chart? Or is it not finished yet?

JoY
01-10-2006, 09:55 AM
Hahaha! I saw that and raised an eyebrow at how that'd look to other people. =p
oh my god you're still cute little geeky Minion of Redwall to me somewhere in the back of my head, no matter how studly you've become. this is WAY to creepy to handle.

you'd make a heck of a cuddle-toy though. *cuddles*

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 09:55 AM
I have NO idea what the hell's going on. I think we got our wires crossed. Please explain.

PS. I've never been described as studly before. =P

sKratch
01-10-2006, 10:12 AM
wtf lack of sKratch + endy

Sarallica
01-10-2006, 10:15 AM
Aww Per, I'm quite disappointed that you didn't label him as Homogoblin now!

I also forgot to mention I used to have a tiny crush on Andy (Evil Baboon), he used to be with someone from the board too but even though it was well known back then I probably shouldn't be giving out info :P


*sigh* No one has a crush on me. Not even girls!
He's genuinely disappointed by that too :P haha.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 10:20 AM
For the sake of understanding I had to change it from homogoblin. Although I prefer that too!

And as the people who see all and know all. Evil Babboon was with Mrs Holland. And there was another person on the bbs who crushed him as well (this was all documented on the first private chart.)

I like talking as though I am privy to a secret database of information.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 10:31 AM
In a sense, you are.

nieh
01-10-2006, 11:01 AM
I can't help but notice you forgot to draw all the lines towards my name.

Paint_It_Black
01-10-2006, 11:04 AM
Has the chart been posted somewhere and I didn't notice?

Andy
01-10-2006, 11:04 AM
I think there's one on page 8

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 11:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/publicchart.png
Here is the picture so far. Green lines are crushes and black are the couples that have existed.

There you go.

HornyPope
01-10-2006, 11:07 AM
That's a pretty pussified chart minus all the people that couldn't be there.

Paint_It_Black
01-10-2006, 11:09 AM
Much appreciated.

ruroken
01-10-2006, 11:56 AM
Hahaha, Mota Boy (and the arrow pointing to himself).

Megs
01-10-2006, 12:06 PM
oh yer, i had that weird crush on dave for a while. and me and Pax had that e-dating thing......*shrug*

killer_queen
01-10-2006, 12:15 PM
I have crush on, hmmm, everyone hot.

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 02:11 PM
Okay, here's the finished product for today. Looking good. Although it's nothing compared to the monster of the private one. That means someone is not being honest!
V.1.1.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/publicchart.png

DirtyMagical
01-10-2006, 02:21 PM
Erm, I had a few crushes... if crush=mild attraction... that is.
Vlad
Justin
sKratch

i could mention a few people that had crushes on me but... I guess I shouldn't mention them since it was "one way attraction" =P

wheelchairman
01-10-2006, 02:30 PM
Erm, I had a few crushes... if crush=mild attraction... that is.
Vlad
Justin
sKratch

i could mention a few people that had crushes on me but... I guess I shouldn't mention them since it was "one way attraction" =P
Pff you can name them. I'll consider them. Usually the more entertaining they are, the higher the chance they'll go on. Also if it seems probably they are true.

Andy
01-10-2006, 03:31 PM
Throughout my years here, I never had a crush on anyone :mad: I feel so heartless and stuff.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 03:32 PM
Throughout my years here, I never had a crush on anyone :mad: I feel so heartless and stuff.

I won't lie to you, Andy.. I'm wounded.

Andy
01-10-2006, 03:35 PM
I won't lie to you, Andy.. I'm wounded.

I'm sorry dude, but I wouldn't consider raw animal passion as a crush now, would you?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 03:36 PM
I'm sorry dude, but I wouldn't consider raw animal passion as a crush now, would you?

Certainly not, hot stuff.

T-6005
01-10-2006, 03:37 PM
If there were fewer people, I'd suggest a spreadsheet with all the names down one side and then again across the top, and then X's (in Green or Black, same principle) to represent their crushes/relationships.

This chart's getting mildly confusing. It's still entertaining.

Andy
01-10-2006, 03:38 PM
Certainly not, hot stuff.

You know it babes ;)

Andy
01-10-2006, 03:50 PM
No, No, I remember now! I had a thing for Katelyn back in the day; I most certainly "would have".

Haha, I initially wrote "a wee thing". Now that's just SICK. Eeeeee, watersports.

The Talking Pie
01-10-2006, 04:27 PM
If there were fewer people, I'd suggest a spreadsheet with all the names down one side and then again across the top, and then X's (in Green or Black, same principle) to represent their crushes/relationships.

This chart's getting mildly confusing. It's still entertaining.
I could always make some interactive software to hop from name to name when all the info's collected. Because I honestly have nothing better to do with my time.

sKratch
01-10-2006, 04:31 PM
Erm, I had a few crushes... if crush=mild attraction... that is.
Vlad
Justin
sKratch

i could mention a few people that had crushes on me but... I guess I shouldn't mention them since it was "one way attraction" =P
Hah you know what, I used to have a bit of a crush on you too. I remember when you first joined and I was like "zogm boobs".

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 04:35 PM
I'll be with you Paint_It_Black if you ever grow tired of the ?'s.

Linda
01-10-2006, 04:38 PM
Here is the picture so far. Green lines are crushes and black are the couples that have existed.

How about ones that still exist?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-10-2006, 04:39 PM
I think he's counting those as black lines too, Linda.

Betty
01-10-2006, 05:28 PM
I personally kinda like the frantic lines going everywhere chart. As long as people are in the right positions so that they don't criss cross too much.

However, it's true that it could be more specific in terms of past/present for both the crushes and relationships.

Conspiracy of One
01-10-2006, 05:32 PM
You should do names in colors, present relationships are one color past are another, and have this explained in a key at the bottom.

Betty
01-10-2006, 05:34 PM
How to go about distinguishing them was pretty obvious, I think.

/tired and bitchy, apparently.

T-6005
01-10-2006, 05:35 PM
This BBS is so inbred.

That's what the chart says to me, anyways.

HornyPope
01-10-2006, 05:48 PM
This BBS is so inbred.

That's what the chart says to me, anyways.

And that's only a third of the truth....


Btw, I just realized Per fucked up the definition for lines. Green stands for crushes and black stands for "got together", which could mean they either became or a couple or had a fling or in any way realized the attraction for the member.

And we should be a little more restrictive about crushes. Because all the flirting that goes around could theoretically ammount to a "crush".

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 08:48 PM
All About Eve needs love =(.

Anya82
01-10-2006, 08:50 PM
All About Eve needs love =(.
ok, i will love you :p

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 08:51 PM
But it's not chart worthy =(

Andy
01-10-2006, 08:51 PM
It's that easy? By God that's where I've been going wrong all these years!

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 08:54 PM
You have to be totally cool, loveable, hawt, and perfect as me though.

Yes, my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Andy
01-10-2006, 08:56 PM
Yes, my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

My favourite quote of the morning.

Oh, and Andy's esteem needs a lady to announce her desire for him. Now.

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 08:57 PM
Too bad none have any. OMGZROFFLZPWNT.

Anya82
01-10-2006, 08:59 PM
But it's not chart worthy =(
oh, well... i tried :rolleyes:

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 08:59 PM
Heh, we could make it. winkwinknudge

Andy
01-10-2006, 09:00 PM
roflolz!!!!!!11111!1 im lyk so pwnd :eek:

There goes my IQ by a few dozen.

Anya82
01-10-2006, 09:00 PM
ok ! :p

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 09:01 PM
There goes my IQ by a few dozen.

43, incase you were wondering.

Andy
01-10-2006, 09:03 PM
43, incase you were wondering.

That's how much it went down, or how much I've got left? At the moment, I personally would agree with the latter

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 09:03 PM
That's how much it went down, or how much I've got left? At the moment, I personally would agree with the latter

Quite ironically, both.

Andy
01-10-2006, 09:04 PM
Yes, I was considering suggesting that, but I have forgotten maths so couldn't work it out

Vera
01-11-2006, 01:55 AM
Someone admit their desperate crush for me in order to give me a well-needed ego boost. :( :(

JoY
01-11-2006, 03:08 AM
Sanni... come on.. I even picked the same forum as you moderate to moderate, just so I could be closer to you. so sad. so, so sad. you never realise how much I heartz you. ='(

& remember at the meet-up? I totally had the hots for you, omg. bummer that Tizz went with me to the airport to put you on your plane. I would've loved that second alone with you. <3 *tear*

Tizzalicious
01-11-2006, 03:15 AM
Oh noez, I interrupted a hot love affair :(

JoY
01-11-2006, 03:18 AM
you better believe it!

but talking English with you all the time, being two very Dutch girls, kind of made up for it.

JoY
01-11-2006, 03:20 AM
reminds me; did I tell you that I went shopping after everyone was gone? I walked in a store & spoke English with the guy behind the counter. at some point he smiles at me & asks me where I'm from & I say; "from.. here.. Amsterdam.. I mean, ik woon hier in Amsterdam." TOTALLY confuzzled.

Izie
01-11-2006, 03:29 AM
Yeah, watch me trying to talk to people in Dutch in Serbia. At least your guy understands you! My friends were completely lost :(

Tizzalicious
01-11-2006, 03:34 AM
Haha, oops!

I kept doing the same after the meetup, and I have this week too. My parents keep laughing at me :(

And also once when Lee was here, he wanted to know how much something was in a shop. I asked for him. In English. Then I told him. In Dutch.

Izie
01-11-2006, 03:36 AM
And also once when Lee was here, he wanted to know how much something was in a shop. I asked for him. In English. Then I told him. In Dutch.

I think you win.

JoY
01-11-2006, 05:22 AM
And also once when Lee was here, he wanted to know how much something was in a shop. I asked for him. In English. Then I told him. In Dutch.
*that* I've done quite a few times during the meet-up. me so sillies. :(

*Edit: make it "we". ;p

Rocky-girl
01-11-2006, 06:04 AM
Hm, I can tell you nothing about me. I haven't mns I'm too lazy to do it. But I like the thing you want to do. Good luck!

Sin Studly
01-11-2006, 08:07 AM
Someone admit their desperate crush for me in order to give me a well-needed ego boost. :( :(

If nobody else steps up, you can use me.


(incorrect bullshit)

You left out the crushes on me by DirtyMagical, Sunny, Psyco Girl, Jinxed and Maria.

Endymion
01-11-2006, 08:14 AM
aw, sanni... i thought you and i were already included.

Sin Studly
01-11-2006, 08:16 AM
Thanks, Endy. I'm officially retracting my offer of publicly announcing a crush on sanni, my decision may be revised in the event of a crying, screaming bitchfit of self-loathing.

killer_queen
01-11-2006, 08:16 AM
You left out the crushes on me by DirtyMagical, Sunny, Psyco Girl, Jinxed and Maria.
And me of course.
Also I'm very disappointed that Jebus doesn't love me anymore. :(

Sin Studly
01-11-2006, 08:18 AM
.... right, my bad. Put Gulsah down as another dumb bitch who loves me unrequitedly.

Vera
01-11-2006, 08:28 AM
aw, sanni... i thought you and i were already included.
I heard a rumour you're internet-crush-cheating on me with Betty. No more hope etc. :(

Ta, Justin.

The Living Abortion
01-11-2006, 10:29 AM
I have a crush on JoY, because she is a jewbortion. I feel like she understands my pain. Even though they never smacked HER against a wall.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-11-2006, 11:57 AM
And also once when Lee was here, he wanted to know how much something was in a shop. I asked for him. In English. Then I told him. In Dutch.

I have a Slovakian friend (she works at my place [I typed palace there, wtf?]) and she once ran to me with some exciting news. She spoke to me in Slovakian for around 5 minutes before realising I didn't have a clue what she was saying.

wheelchairman
01-11-2006, 01:50 PM
I could always make some interactive software to hop from name to name when all the info's collected. Because I honestly have nothing better to do with my time.
Do it! That would be so awesome. Could you make like the pics pop up and stuff too or something?



You left out the crushes on me by DirtyMagical, Sunny, Psyco Girl, Jinxed and Maria.
DM posted after I posted the final version for the night. But her lines are included. Psyco Girl everyone knew about and she doesn't post much. Jinxed I've never heard of. Maria was obvious. Sunny still posts though, so I need her confirmation.

The Talking Pie
01-11-2006, 03:28 PM
Do it! That would be so awesome. Could you make like the pics pop up and stuff too or something?
Sure. If someone gives me the final set of info (plus any pictures that have been provided) I'll make it. Should kill a half hour.

Jebus
01-11-2006, 03:58 PM
And me of course.
Also I'm very disappointed that Jebus doesn't love me anymore. :(
Oh, I still do, but alas, our love could never be, for I have commited myself to All About Eve.

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 04:09 PM
Why didn't I hear about this?

Jebus
01-11-2006, 04:14 PM
about Killer_Queen and I or you and I?

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 04:16 PM
About you and me.

Jebus
01-11-2006, 04:17 PM
didn't I propose to you?

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 04:18 PM
I never got the ring.

Jebus
01-11-2006, 04:20 PM
men shouldn't wear rings.

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 04:20 PM
I need my material possesions.

Andy
01-11-2006, 04:23 PM
In gay marriages; do you still have to get an engagement ring?

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 04:24 PM
*stamps foot* I want a fucking ring.

Jebus
01-11-2006, 04:45 PM
you don't deserve a ring after flirting with hussy Tiphani. :(

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 04:47 PM
You know me, I need my attention.

Endymion
01-11-2006, 05:09 PM
I heard a rumour you're internet-crush-cheating on me with Betty.
and who did you hear that from...?
*cough*

JoY
01-11-2006, 07:09 PM
I have a crush on JoY, because she is a jewbortion. I feel like she understands my pain. Even though they never smacked HER against a wall.
what a coincedence! I have a crush on you too! let's make Jewbortions.

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2006, 07:13 PM
I know for a FACT that it's more than just Bella that has a crush on me!

She's the one I love the mostest though. Mmf. Me = crazy in the pants and warm in the heart over her.

...anyway, I have a not-so secret crush on Betty. And Rag Doll too. Not like, real real real crushes, but e-crushes as valid as any other, methinks. I dunno.

If Adriann was older I'd not only have a crush on her, I'd be askin' for some marriage. Talk to her for a few minutes, she'll make you laugh.

Rag Doll
01-11-2006, 07:40 PM
...anyway, I have a not-so secret crush on Betty. And Rag Doll too. Not like, real real real crushes, but e-crushes as valid as any other, methinks. I dunno..

agreed. except, about Ricky. not myself. ;p

All About Eve
01-11-2006, 07:43 PM
I want my name on the chart. =(

Anya82
01-11-2006, 09:00 PM
one of these days, i will be able to enter to Rick's heart...<3 :p

Mota Boy
01-11-2006, 09:53 PM
V.1.1.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/publicchart.png
I look so ronery. NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :(

Mota Boy
01-11-2006, 09:55 PM
one of these days, i will be able to enter to Rick's heart...
In Tijuana, I bet you can find a guy to do that for you for around thirty bucks.

HornyPope
01-11-2006, 10:05 PM
..anyway, I have a not-so secret crush on Betty. And Rag Doll too. Not like, real real real crushes, but e-crushes as valid as any other, methinks. I dunno.

Probably not going to count it. The idea behind the chart was to document real crushes and love stories that occured on the BBS. Some fictional crushes will pass due to the humourous nature--like you and Bella because it has become a cliche--but if everyone does it just becomes gay. Then again Per has already mixed the jokes all over... so whatever.

Betty
01-11-2006, 10:08 PM
I think the chart is already pretty fucked.

wheelchairman
01-11-2006, 10:39 PM
Yeah we're not doing e-crushes. We're doing crushes that actually have feeling to back them up. Not a pretend system of flirting.

And yes the chaos of the chart the way it is, is good. That's what's so lovely about the way it's organic, just like real life.

HornyPope
01-11-2006, 10:55 PM
The chaos is good, though it'll never match that private chart (rub it in... rub it in), but the best form is chaos is one that's factual.

I say: 1) remove that arrow betweeen Justin and 1565. If anything if should point Claibe-wards. 2) Remove the line between you and I. Just cause we made out doesn't mean I like you. 3) Stretch the blacks line to me of which I spoke, and include Michelle also. 4) A black line should trump the green between Tizz and Willem by virtue of too much fucking. 5) The lines from Adrian should be probably green at this stage, unless she has met either of them (which i dont think she has) or if she's seriously commited to it. 6) Are the Dave crushes real-real or pretend? I don't know so I just put it to you to control. 7) Jade probably isn't relevant enough for this BBS. She hasn't posted in like four years--and even back then she had maybe 500 posts. But I don't mind either way 8) Whom you should include is noodles_lover and her crushes: Shaw, maybe Peo even though i'm not sure about this one. 9) The Paint it Black line is actually pretty funny so i'm not sure if it ought to be removed.

Yeah, those are good ideas to make the chart into something more sensefull. Otherwise it's, as Michelle put it, fucked.

Jebus
01-11-2006, 10:59 PM
Yeah we're not doing e-crushes. We're doing crushes that actually have feeling to back them up. Not a pretend system of flirting.
I'm kind of serious about the Killer_Queen crush though.

HornyPope
01-11-2006, 11:04 PM
Have you guys routinely emailed each other, regularly talked on instant messangers, called, sent each other gifts? I'm not asking for a yes or no (thats your information) but a good indication is if you were basicly into each oher, and would have gone to become a couple had the circumstances been different.

Betty
01-11-2006, 11:05 PM
Good call on those suggestions. Would make it a lot more credible, and I'd be less embarassed to be on it.

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 03:09 AM
Newest chart. Checked for quality control.

JoY
01-12-2006, 03:58 AM
I agree with Vlad's suggestions.

noodles_lover, -that- was her username. now I remember. she actually dated Ste, didn't she? I still have some pictures of them together. (nothing sexy)

ninthlayer
01-12-2006, 04:22 AM
Per, have you forgotten about us?

All About Eve
01-12-2006, 04:42 AM
Why is Bella the only one without her board name on the chart?

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 04:45 AM
Our love was supposed to be secret Seanie. :(

Anyways from what I gather, she does not remember Ste fondly, and feels that he really forced himself on her. Which wouldn't really surprise me.

And Bella is Bella. To call her joy seems almost weird to me now. But you are right. I need editors, I first called Paint_It_Black Richard as well. And others.

JoY
01-12-2006, 04:45 AM
I see loads of people with their real names. Lee, Willem... &..

well yeah, I'm just Bella. what can I say?

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 04:51 AM
I really suck at this. :(

JoY
01-12-2006, 04:51 AM
Anyways from what I gather, she does not remember Ste fondly, and feels that he really forced himself on her. Which wouldn't really surprise me.

she herself was quite stalkerish, if I remember correctly. & though she was this cute little thing, she often didn't speak the truth & she liked to manipulate. she was kind of like the less terrible version of Vicky. when I talked to Ste about Gem, he had no clue why she'd be mad at him. don't get me wrong, I'd get mad at him for his face, but I don't think he really had to do much to piss her off. what I understood from her story, she was madly in love with him, but he wasn't interested in her as a whole person. just boobs, vaginas & stuff.

I could be remembering this SO incorrectly. people should keep their twisted shag-stories to themselves & fix their love-life, instead of confusing me with it.

JoY
01-12-2006, 04:54 AM
I really suck at this. :(
yeah well, what are you supposed to do? most members (lolz) have changed names overtime, changed their names back & into something else again. real names work in this chart, if you're updated on everyone slightly more personally. I like that you called me Bella.<3

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 05:03 AM
hmmm the Ste and Gem story is obviously very complicated. Especially since at that time she was like a 16 year old girl and it was nearly 3 or 4 years ago when they broke up.

She was probably weird to him emotion-wise, and he was probably just his usual desperate self.

Funn you should mention Vicky since she was with Ste too. :o

And Bella is good, not that Joy doesn't suit you.

JoY
01-12-2006, 05:19 AM
*wraps arms around Perness*

can I borrow him for just a few seconds, Tizz? Bella needs a Perhug.

back to Ste.. no matter how much he's given me goosebumps, his level of annoyingness & disturbingness doesn't reach half the level Vicky reached. Vicky's made me want to kill people &.. I don't know how well you guys know me, but that's pretty fucking rare. it's pretty goddam difficult to get me mad at all. she's tried to play me against Tizz & the other way around. the way she jumped Willem after we were through, would shock the most greedy vultures. the way she made herself dependant & made people feel guilty for not saving her from planet Earth... the way she could put people down with two subtle words.. god, she was fucking twisted. she made me sick to my stomach. she always left ruins, hurt & a gigantic mess wherever she'd gone.

k, that wasn't about Ste, but about his ex-e-fling. she's good vomit-material.

Lars
01-12-2006, 05:21 AM
I'm actually on that chart. Except I never used 'gerald' as a username very much....

I also had a crush on Robyn (daemon) some years back.

honey
01-12-2006, 06:07 AM
Do the people in those charts really know each other? I mean, it's weird.

I don't know anyone for real on these boards :(

Paint_It_Black
01-12-2006, 07:08 AM
I'll be with you Paint_It_Black if you ever grow tired of the ?'s.

Sorry, I like my line too much.


If Adriann was older I'd not only have a crush on her, I'd be askin' for some marriage. Talk to her for a few minutes, she'll make you laugh.

I talked to her for a few minutes and she did indeed make me laugh. She told me something like she finds me vaguely irritating but couldn't say why. I thought that was awesome.

sKratch
01-12-2006, 08:39 AM
She stopped IM'ing me :[
I think because she literally managed to IM me every tim I had to go somewhere so she thought I was blowing her off. Start IM'ing me again!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-12-2006, 09:15 AM
6) Are the Dave crushes real-real or pretend? I don't know so I just put it to you to control.

I'm not going into detail, but yes, they were/are.

Anya82
01-12-2006, 09:41 AM
I think the chart is already pretty fucked.
wise words.

it's a mess. it's pretty confusing

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 10:24 AM
I'm actually on that chart. Except I never used 'gerald' as a username very much....

I also had a crush on Robyn (daemon) some years back.
oh shit that's you? I had no idea. I'll change it to Lars if you prefer.

Lars
01-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Sure why not. It'd make more sense as its my name on this forum.

Tizzalicious
01-12-2006, 10:33 AM
I had NO idea you were the same Lars either. Weird.

Nina
01-12-2006, 12:08 PM
LARS!

I didnt either!

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 12:52 PM
Sure why not.
Cause you never posted much and then disappeared. And I had the impression you were new to the bbs. This is so weird, like meeting the past.

Betty
01-12-2006, 01:37 PM
Verdict: Chart still sucks.

And the chaos is getting too chaotic. You need organized chaos, Per.

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 01:44 PM
Really. If you don't like it, make your own. I'm satisfied, I'm doing this because I thought it would be a neat community project. Not because I have a passion for charts and lines.

Betty
01-12-2006, 01:46 PM
Awww... don't get defensive.

See, that's totally an example of my perfectionism coming out.

wheelchairman
01-12-2006, 01:52 PM
Nah seriously though, it's a community project. I'm just making this out of MS Paint. If someone can do a better job, they should! :p

Lars
01-12-2006, 02:30 PM
Cause you never posted much and then disappeared. And I had the impression you were new to the bbs. This is so weird, like meeting the past.
Ah, true, though I don't really forsee anyone remembering the two usernames I held on the old forum.

Now everyone may know that I'm that same Lars. My job has given me more time, or rather some boredom to fill so I frequent a bit more often now.

DirtyMagical
01-13-2006, 03:31 PM
No, No, I remember now! I had a thing for Katelyn back in the day; I most certainly "would have".

Haha, I initially wrote "a wee thing". Now that's just SICK. Eeeeee, watersports.

Waaaaht? omg, Andy? Somehow BATWT never connected in my head with your name! So for the longest time I was desperately trying to figure out just who you were, but just now I fully realized! =P
hahaha! I had a crush on you too ;)

Andy
01-13-2006, 04:19 PM
Waaaaht? omg, Andy? Somehow BATWT never connected in my head with your name! So for the longest time I was desperately trying to figure out just who you were, but just now I fully realized! =P
hahaha! I had a crush on you too ;)

i feel i should quote that for sheer awesomeness
OK, (I think (to help my ego), it should be documented that BATWT and DM had mutual crushes. :cool:

calichix
01-13-2006, 10:20 PM
this is SUCH a good idea!!!!!!!

Nicole
01-14-2006, 09:34 PM
*glares*

I don't know how you can remember so many people who have crushes on Justin and forget that he actually went out with a BBS member.

I really wish I didn't have to point that out.

T-6005
01-14-2006, 10:07 PM
Really. If you don't like it, make your own. I'm satisfied, I'm doing this because I thought it would be a neat community project. Not because I have a passion for charts and lines.
I may bitch about it, but I don't mind the actual chart.

Sin Studly
01-15-2006, 02:29 AM
*glares*

I don't know how you can remember so many people who have crushes on Justin and forget that he actually went out with a BBS member.

I really wish I didn't have to point that out.

Don't gloat, you're being unneccessarily cruel to my legion of adoring devotchkas. If any of them slit their throats in despair I expect you to buy me a beer.

edit ; a pint of beer, not a schooner. And... and a shot of vodka. No, two shots of vodka. And a ham sandwich!!! And... and... and the sandwich has to come with a pickle!

Vera
01-15-2006, 03:47 AM
Nic, we also had a non-censored chart but it was never public because it was figured some people wouldn't want their private information getting out.

I'm curious, though, who did Justin date?

Ooh, ooh, was it Schuyler?

JohnnyNemesis
01-15-2006, 03:51 AM
I'm curious, though, who did Justin date?

Ooh, ooh, was it Schuyler?

I thought they were the same person?

JoY
01-15-2006, 04:02 AM
Schuyler = absolutely not Justin.

JoY
01-15-2006, 04:03 AM
*glares*

I don't know how you can remember so many people who have crushes on Justin and forget that he actually went out with a BBS member.

I really wish I didn't have to point that out.
it only occured to me a few moments ago. then I read your post. Sanni's post explains.

*Edit; I so totally suck.

Nicole
01-15-2006, 04:03 AM
Nic, we also had a non-censored chart but it was never public because it was figured some people wouldn't want their private information getting out.

I'm curious, though, who did Justin date?

Ooh, ooh, was it Schuyler?

Yeah, they met in the ghetto and cooked meth together before injection <3

JohnnyNemesis
01-15-2006, 04:06 AM
Schuyler = absolutely not Justin.

I know...I was referring to that ridiculous rumor that they were, m'darlin'

Nicole
01-15-2006, 04:08 AM
it only occured to me a few moments ago. then I read your posts & thought; "oh hey, Nic wasn't even included".

Damn my wallflower-ness. I should be included x2. Worst part is I don't think my dating skills have improved since 15.

JoY
01-15-2006, 05:31 AM
I know...I was referring to that ridiculous rumor that they were, m'darlin'
god, I'm SLOW today. I should definitely stop posting, until I feel like a proper brunette again.

Sin Studly
01-30-2006, 07:07 AM
I'm just bumping this to say you need to add an arrow for Tanichka.

Isolated Fury
01-30-2006, 07:52 AM
It needs updated.

Vera
01-30-2006, 09:11 AM
The fuck it does.

Make your own.

wheelchairman
01-30-2006, 09:31 AM
My computer was reformatted. So whatever was posted last, is the most up to date version, and I'm not planning on editing it.

Sin Studly
01-30-2006, 03:21 PM
I want more unrequited love pointing at me!