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yay
01-09-2006, 09:55 PM
Add to your list of contacts on MSN: Encarta@conversagent.com.

It is awesome. You can ask it any question relating to the world and it will answer in a micro second. It also responds to swearwords you write. Let me demonstrate:

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
pop of australia
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
There are 20,090,437 people in Australia.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
what is the size of my penis?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I figured it would come to this. What about it?

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
fuck you i asked you how big my dick was
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia. What does the flag of Brazil look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
i dont give a shit about the fucking brazilian flag tell me how big my dick is dumbcunt
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's not terribly nice.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
fine im sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
K, don't worry 'bout it.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
What is the largest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me!

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
ok what is the largest country in the world
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
China: total population: 1,306,313,800.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
bye
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Goodbye.

How good is that!! I swear it is 100% Legitimate. Check it out now!!

yay
01-09-2006, 10:14 PM
OMG You wouldn't believe this!! Encarta likes Offspring but it doesn't have feelings for Green day!! Check this out:

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
green day
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
They're a rock band. What are your feelings about Green Day?

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
i love green day
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You like Green Day? That's great. I'll remember that.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
do u like green day
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure how I feel about Green Day, actually.

Let's not talk about Green Day any more... What else can you tell me?

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
but i love green day
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I know you like them. They are one of your favorite rock bands.

It's been fun talking about Green Day, but let's move on.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
the offspring
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Offspring is a band. What do you have to say about Offspring?

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
offspring rule
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Interesting. That's nice... I guess I like Offspring too.

I do enjoy our conversation about Offspring, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.

arak0r
01-09-2006, 10:29 PM
wow. that is really amazing.

yay
01-09-2006, 10:36 PM
wow. that is really amazing.Are you being sarcastic, or have you actually tried it out?

arak0r
01-09-2006, 10:48 PM
completely sarcastic.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-09-2006, 10:49 PM
Rating one's own thread 5 stars is generally frowned upon.











:(

yay
01-09-2006, 10:51 PM
Rating one's own thread 5 stars is generally frowned upon. :(Well until someone actually tries it out, this is a great feature going to waste.

Andy
01-10-2006, 05:45 AM
Ah, another route of procrastination. Excellent.

Andy
01-10-2006, 06:39 AM
Bloody hell, the Encarta thing hates me

honey
01-10-2006, 09:34 AM
This is just like Igod, only this computer knows a bit more.

He's smarter!! :p

the_offsprings_monkey
01-10-2006, 09:44 AM
Add to your list of contacts on MSN: Encarta@conversagent.com.

Where have all the bastards gone?? says:
pop of australia
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
There are 20,090,437 people in Australia.

Trust us to get the fucking retard outta 20 million.

ruroken
01-10-2006, 10:11 AM
I'm so adding this fucker.

Andy
01-10-2006, 10:12 AM
I doubted it's intellect. So it stopped talking to me.

I offended a fucking MACHINE! Now how punk is that?! MAAAAAH

ruroken
01-10-2006, 10:18 AM
AI
Artificial Intelligence

It's not hard to offend it anyway, since it thinks it's so smart.

Megs
01-10-2006, 01:37 PM
my convo!

Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
hello
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hello Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake . What is going on?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
not much
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Not a lot?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
K.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
are you intelligent?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
but are you intelligent?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
gack, you gave me the same answer
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
amaze me, how old is thomas edison today?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Thomas Edison would be 159 years old (born on February 11th, 1847).
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
i don't want to
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's OK with me, you have to draw the line somewhere. But what do you want then?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
fuck you of course
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
i'd rather not
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
i already told you
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Oh yes?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm...
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Who?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
O RLY?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Who's Orly?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
it's a statement
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Are you sure it's a statement?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
So?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
it's new
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
are you doing much?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
sorry, wrong conversation
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
but i don't want to! i already said so!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
meh
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What about you?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
what about me what?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
i know its .
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What would you like me to find out?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I've been alive for 6 months, 21 days, 12 hours, 41 minutes and 50 seconds.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
how old are you now?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
6 months, 21 days, 12 hours, 41 minutes and 59 seconds.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
now?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Maybe. What do you think?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
argh, how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm 6 months, 21 days, 12 hours, 42 minutes and 10 seconds old.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
do you know ashley?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm. I'm not sure I know Ashley. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
who are the offspring?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Infancy, period from birth to about 2 years of age. This first stage of life is an important time, characterized by physical and emotional growth and....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
who are system of a down?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
who is daron malakian?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't think I know Daron Malakian. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
god you don't know anything do you?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What a question. I'm not sure, though.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
sheesh
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yes? What about Sheesh?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
okay, information. tell me about world war 2
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
About World War II
mid-20C international conflict
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
oh finr
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
"Invite me"
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:

Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
cheers, i guess
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I couldn't possibly guess.

You have accepted the invitation to start Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
good
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's great!
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
it'd better
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
i alredy did!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yea.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
so
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
So...
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
right
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Righty right.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
so
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
So what?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
tell me about world war 2
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
About World War II
mid-20C international conflict
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
yees
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Indeed.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.
If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
and i am asking for good info. WORLD BLOODY WAR 2!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
While you ask for good info. WORLD BLOODY WAR 2. I'll be right there answering people's questions.
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
is that all you can tell me?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
okay then, pop gloucester
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
pop gloucester!
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
?
Abbie- hmmm, saturated choocie milkshake says:
talk to me bitch!

notoriousdoc
01-10-2006, 01:59 PM
Stop eating my brain Abbie :mad: I wanted boobies and I got my skull caved in :mad:

the_offsprings_monkey
01-10-2006, 02:02 PM
Stop eating my brain Abbie :mad: I wanted boobies and I got my skull caved in :mad:
hehe I seen her in her bra... if that's erm any good... and if it isn't perverted...*shuts up*

notoriousdoc
01-10-2006, 02:03 PM
hehe I seen her in her bra... if that's erm any good... and if it isn't perverted...*shuts up*
Are they firm and pert?

darko
01-10-2006, 02:33 PM
its has a buddy called
smarterchild@hotmail.com ask it weather questions

the_offsprings_monkey
01-10-2006, 02:48 PM
Are they firm and pert?
Well she was kind enough to let me see them, I'm not gonna betray her and tell all now am I. ;)