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calichix
01-12-2006, 11:22 PM
I'll take out an eye hitherto so he can bang my head and write a story about it. I'm friends with a vulgar bunch of fellas and I thought their stories were great until one of 'em showed me this guy.

SinStudly, you should make a documentary about your adventures and exploits too.

oh yeah, tucker max (http://www.tuckermax.com) .

sKratch
01-13-2006, 01:18 AM
Pshaw been there, read that. There is some hilarious shit on there, I must say.

calichix
01-13-2006, 03:00 AM
It makes me want to get involved in some intensely embarrassing sex act. I don't have many digusting sex stories. It's awful.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:01 AM
I have one. I'd never post it up on the internet though.

Izie
01-13-2006, 03:02 AM
I have one. I'd never post it up on the internet though.

You should tell me, I'll never post it either.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:02 AM
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Izie
01-13-2006, 03:04 AM
This calls for MSN.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:05 AM
Funny you should say that. Am I sensing some already-MSN-ing?

EDIT - I am NOT spamming.

Izie
01-13-2006, 03:17 AM
I don't do MSN with Canadians. You're as bad as Jews.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:21 AM
You're starting to annoy me with calling me a Canadian. You're just asking to be blocked, you filthy slav that can't get the titles to my songs straight.

Izie
01-13-2006, 03:29 AM
*proudly succeeds*

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:31 AM
In getting the titles of my songs straight, being annoying or being blocked?

Clearly one of those is untrue. Which leaves 2 possibilities.

Izie
01-13-2006, 03:32 AM
Annoying you, obviously, that's all Slavs care for.

You won't block me though. *smile*

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:32 AM
Clearly, because you're not annoying me.

Izie
01-13-2006, 03:35 AM
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

And now I'm gonna stop spamming.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 03:38 AM
You Iz le spammer.

LOLZ @ my use of your username.

The last part of that was far too logically correct.

Betty
01-13-2006, 05:40 AM
I don't do MSN with Canadians. You're as bad as Jews.

This one cracked me up.

Izie
01-13-2006, 05:42 AM
Yeah, I figured some people might laugh *satisfied*

Tizzalicious
01-13-2006, 06:04 AM
Lolz, you is teh funnies.

the_GoDdEsS
01-13-2006, 06:34 AM
You're starting to annoy me with calling me a Canadian. You're just asking to be blocked, you filthy slav that can't get the titles to my songs straight.

Haha, freaks. I completely forgot what this thread was about after reading you two. Awww, Canadian. Awww, you're threatening each other.

Izie
01-13-2006, 06:44 AM
It's all YOUR fault and you know it :(

the_GoDdEsS
01-13-2006, 06:51 AM
Don't hate me because I'm ivil. :(

Izie
01-13-2006, 07:02 AM
SIM IS MINE!

And I love her ;)

calichix
01-13-2006, 11:22 PM
dude, if I had an outrageous sex story I'd tell you. the best I got is some premature ejaculation on a public bus. pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 11:58 PM
dude, if I had an outrageous sex story I'd tell you. the best I got is some premature ejaculation on a public bus. pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Oh... is that what this thread's about?

JohnnyNemesis
01-14-2006, 12:21 AM
The fact that there's "sex" in this thread title, and Izie's posted so much in it without ONCE admitting that she desperately wants me in bed is tragic.

Oh, and as far as Tucker Max goes...um, okay, so he's a "raging dickhead". Way to be a totally original Internet personality, eh?

Izie
01-14-2006, 01:51 AM
The fact that there's "sex" in this thread title, and Izie's posted so much in it without ONCE admitting that she desperately wants me in bed is tragic.

Well... I.... uhm... It's not easy to admit...

*giggles and runs off*

notoriousdoc
01-14-2006, 03:18 AM
This is a money move, because it allows me to showcase my cooking talents while the girl sits in the kitchen drinking wine and watching me cook. She was more blown away than most girls and, after a large glass of Mer de Soleil Chardonnay, came over to where I was standing, at the stove searing the fish, pulled my pants down, and went down on me right there in the kitchen. The fish burned, but whatever. She still ate well.

lolz .

Vera
01-14-2006, 09:29 AM
Laura, I wrote your letter & finished it a week ago while staying up all night. Then I got a cold and only went to school last Friday so basically I spent many days outside and never got a chance to go to the post office. I'll send the letter next Monday, though.

Sadly, no embarrassing sex stories in it, and it's kind of random but I'm still glad it turned out like it did, with a bit of soul-sharing, some nostalgy but not too much irrelevant crap and I didn't go all emo on you and whine about my problems too much.

calichix
01-16-2006, 12:06 PM
oh, glorious, sanni! I can't wait.

and yes, this is a "tell your embarrassing sex stories" thread. quit being pussies.

sKratch
01-16-2006, 05:31 PM
Let's have embarassing sex.