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SicN Twisted
01-13-2006, 09:17 AM
www.fastseduction.com

These guys know EVERYTHING about women.

honey
01-13-2006, 09:27 AM
I first read 'fat seduction'. How silly :o

Oh, and all of that doesn't really work though.

Megs
01-13-2006, 09:27 AM
bet they don't know everything

Andy
01-13-2006, 09:33 AM
I first read 'fat seduction'. How silly :o

Hah, exactly the same here

the_GoDdEsS
01-13-2006, 09:34 AM
I refuse to click that. People who read about how to seduce people seem like handicapped morons to me.

Andy
01-13-2006, 09:36 AM
I refuse to click that. People who read about how to seduce people seem like handicapped morons to me.

Which makes the site one of high comic value, surely.

BREAK
01-13-2006, 10:13 AM
That guy is an idiot. Everyone knows women would rather be drugged & raped while unconscious than manipulated into bed.

nieh
01-13-2006, 10:15 AM
Exactly. It's not as if the female orgasm exists or anything. You may as well let them be unconcious so they're well-rested when they wake up in the morning to make you breakfast.

the_GoDdEsS
01-13-2006, 10:21 AM
Exactly. It's not as if the female orgasm exists or anything. You may as well let them be unconcious so they're well-rested when they wake up in the morning to make you breakfast.

Somebody who knows what they're talking about.

Megs
01-13-2006, 10:21 AM
you shoulda put "multiplying" instead of "manipulating"

nieh
01-13-2006, 10:33 AM
Somebody who knows what they're talking about.

Want to make me some breakfast tomorrow? *wink*

SicN Twisted
01-13-2006, 12:09 PM
It's like Star Wars, the ideals of the Dark Side applied to manipulating women.

It has all these techniques about adapting to a woman's psyche, getting through her defences, and manipulating her insecurities.

...If someone seriously studies these techniques, that means they're such a shit naturally that girls don't like them for who they are.

the_GoDdEsS
01-13-2006, 12:35 PM
Well, then you need to be informed that girls are cunning bitches and sometimes they'll fuck with your head when you're convinced you're fucking with theirs.

Seriously, you're probably still surrounded by naive dumb chicks on whom those things work.

Sin Studly
01-13-2006, 01:13 PM
These guys know EVERYTHING about women.

Do they know where the clitoris is?

Vera
01-13-2006, 01:24 PM
It's the fourth hole.

T-6005
01-13-2006, 01:32 PM
It's the fourth hole.
There's more than one?

nieh
01-13-2006, 02:01 PM
Well, then you need to be informed that girls are cunning bitches and sometimes they'll fuck with your head when you're convinced you're fucking with theirs.

Seriously, you're probably still surrounded by naive dumb chicks on whom those things work.

You don't accept private messages...? *frown*

Endymion
01-13-2006, 03:28 PM
the math formula is made out by the great mathematician John Nash (A Beautiful Mind)

it was fun, that movie. sad, too.

nash isn't that great a mathematician.

Demonicdude
01-13-2006, 03:36 PM
I first read 'fat seduction'. How silly :o

Oh, and all of that doesn't really work though.
THIS IS ONLY A TEST. (ANNOYING SOUNDS COMING FROM T.V.)
tHANK YOU. NOW YOU WILL BE SHOT.

HeadAroundU
01-13-2006, 04:53 PM
I found it very funny.

http://www.fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml
Those acronyms are gold.

Mota Boy
01-13-2006, 05:06 PM
...If someone seriously studies these techniques, that means they're such a shit naturally that girls don't like them for who they are.
I'd disagree with that. Nobody's their real self on a first date, these guys just take it to extremes (or, as they'd probably put it, mastered the art). And basically, they're just using highly advanced social skills for a specific purpose - I'm willing to bet that most of the techniques work across the board for manipulating people to do a wide variety of things, but this is just geared towards getting a woman to fuck you with little regards towards long-term consequences.


Well, then you need to be informed that girls are cunning bitches and sometimes they'll fuck with your head when you're convinced you're fucking with theirs.
I think one of the main talents they work to develop is identifying the available girls. The point is just to sleep with a girl, and quickly. If someone is screwing with your head, it's probably pretty apparent after the first or second date.

wheelchairman
01-13-2006, 05:27 PM
This is the only Nash worth listening to.

honey
01-14-2006, 06:32 AM
THIS IS ONLY A TEST. (ANNOYING SOUNDS COMING FROM T.V.)
tHANK YOU. NOW YOU WILL BE SHOT.
What the fuck are you on?

nieh
02-06-2006, 03:29 PM
Do they know where the clitoris is?

I feel the need to point out that Sky hasn't posted since you said this.

the_GoDdEsS
02-06-2006, 03:37 PM
Hahaha, and it hasn't happened for the first time either.

Sin Studly
02-06-2006, 03:44 PM
Muahahahahhaa.

JohnnyNemesis
02-06-2006, 04:00 PM
I feel the need to point out that Sky hasn't posted since you said this.

That shit cracks me the fuck up.

Also reminds of one time I was hanging out with my friends at the age of 14-15 or so, and we were all finally getting to the point where some of us were feelin' girls up, and one friend asked us where the clitoris was located exactly (I guess he was insecure, inexperienced, needed help, whatever).

No big deal... we thouht we'd just help the kid with what little knowledge our 14-15 year old brains had at the time. Before we could though, the oldest member of the group (about 17 years old) pipes up with "why didn't you try coming on from the back? That's how I found it!"

He was dead serious too. *shudders*

Anyway, yeah, funny shit from Justin.

Dive
02-06-2006, 06:55 PM
This is the only Nash worth listening to.

Haha, excellent.

calichix
02-06-2006, 07:02 PM
"sags to de-emphasize breasts"


honestly..

nieh
02-07-2006, 02:56 PM
Also reminds of one time I was hanging out with my friends at the age of 14-15 or so, and we were all finally getting to the point where some of us were feelin' girls up, and one friend asked us where the clitoris was located exactly (I guess he was insecure, inexperienced, needed help, whatever).

No big deal... we thouht we'd just help the kid with what little knowledge our 14-15 year old brains had at the time. Before we could though, the oldest member of the group (about 17 years old) pipes up with "why didn't you try coming on from the back? That's how I found it!"

See, I don't understand things like that. In my school we learned sex ed in 7th grade health class, and again in 9th grade health class and again in either 11th or 12th grade health class. Now I know a lot of people don't pay attention in health but sex ed seems like the kind of thing you should at least make an effort to learn SOMETHING from so you don't embarass yourself down the line. Not to mention the fact that there's the internet and porn and tv and movies and such. The whereabouts of the clitoris should be pretty much common knowledge by now. I mean, I'm sure a lot of the kids you grew up with didn't have access to some of that stuff but even around here there's folks that age that don't know where it is.

BREAK
02-07-2006, 08:22 PM
Studly, stop running potentially worthwhile posters out of town.

Sin Studly
02-07-2006, 09:38 PM
Pfft, like who?

BREAK
02-08-2006, 06:00 PM
If Rocky-girl ever stops posting here, everyone's gonna know it was your fault.

Sin Studly
02-08-2006, 06:06 PM
Oh shit, good point. If she ever does leave I'll make sure she comes back.