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XYlophonetreeZ
01-17-2006, 01:28 AM
Since many of us GCers don't really frequent GOD, I thought I'd go to the trouble of providing you all with the sporadic bits of humor from that forum. Though I concede that nothing will ever beat dexterisMYman's poetry, there are some (unintentionally) funny things that pop in from time to time. So without further ado, I give you the latest such post, courtesy of... Rufus!
:eek::eek:ZOMG OFFSPRING IGNORANCE:eek::eek: (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20467&page=117&pp=1)

Will I really be doing this every week? Highly doubtful. I just wanted an excuse to share the funniest run-on sentence I've ever seen.

Paint_It_Black
01-17-2006, 01:53 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Andy
01-17-2006, 02:39 AM
Oh, for the innocence of youth.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-17-2006, 03:20 AM
Holy hell, Rufus isn't a trendy asshole. He does what he wants. He does what he feels like.

Paint_It_Black
01-17-2006, 03:23 AM
Dave, Rufus doesn't give a fuck if it's good enough for you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-17-2006, 03:30 AM
LOL, Offpwnz

Little_Miss_1565
01-17-2006, 06:22 AM
LOL, Offpwnz

Best. word. evar.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-17-2006, 07:39 AM
I dunno, "evar" 's pretty good too.

JohnnyNemesis
01-17-2006, 10:38 AM
Now THAT was quality shit! Ohhh man.

What's funniest is that he was clearly lying, relying on the songs Offspring fans are SUPPOSED to hate and the ones they're SUPPOSED to like and using them to gain credibility.

LoLZ...lolz...LoLz!!!

T-6005
01-17-2006, 10:44 AM
You clearly missed the guy that named his child after The Offspring. That guy made me le SAD, but I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20589&page=1)

XYlophonetreeZ
01-17-2006, 10:56 AM
Scary that someone would name their kid that. I loved the reply from Jojan too. "Why Newman? Why not Wasserman?"




"cos Newman is me surname"

killer_queen
01-17-2006, 12:58 PM
Though I concede that nothing will ever beat dexterisMYman's poetry
Why haven't I heard anything about it? Why? Someone should tell me where I can read it.

platinumpt
01-17-2006, 01:01 PM
There you go Gulsah, enjoy:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785&highlight=boobs

(and don't mind the highlighted words on the search, the only words I remembered from her poem were "man boobs")

killer_queen
01-17-2006, 01:05 PM
Wow! It is priceless, dexterreallyisHERman.
Thanks by the way.

T-6005
01-17-2006, 01:07 PM
Sad, sad General Offspring Discussion.

I'm almost afraid to go in there. I feel like my IQ drops every time.

JohnnyNemesis
01-17-2006, 01:07 PM
I loved the reply from Jojan too. "Why Newman? Why not Wasserman?"




"cos Newman is me surname"

That one made me go "zomglolzwhataDUMBASS" too.

Nirushika6789
01-17-2006, 01:08 PM
Scary that someone would name their kid that. I loved the reply from Jojan too. "Why Newman? Why not Wasserman?"




"cos Newman is me surname"
haha that one is just priceless!

T-6005
01-17-2006, 01:10 PM
My kid's name will definitely be Dexter Bryan Keith Noodles Kevin Greg NDM Ronatom Kick Drum Punxor.

Nirushika6789
01-17-2006, 01:12 PM
My kid's name will definitely be Dexter Bryan Keith Noodles Kevin Greg NDM Ronatom Kick Drum Punxor.
That is seriously one fucking kick ass name...

But you forgot RG570...come on add that in and it gives it the finishing touch

[/sarcmasm]

T-6005
01-17-2006, 01:14 PM
I think I''ll change the order, though.

Kick Drum Punxor will be the beginning.

Nirushika6789
01-17-2006, 01:18 PM
I think I''ll change the order, though.

Kick Drum Punxor will be the beginning.
Ah that would be way better

killer_queen
01-17-2006, 01:18 PM
That name is lame. I'll name my kid just Dexter. Dexter is the best and he does not have man boobs.

Nirushika6789
01-17-2006, 01:19 PM
That name is lame. I'll name my kid just Dexter. Dexter is the best and he does not have man boobs.
haha I think dexterisMYman has hacked into Killer Queen's account :eek:

Vera
01-18-2006, 12:45 AM
I fully endorse this thread. XD!!!

Izie
01-18-2006, 12:50 AM
This thread is... Either hilarious or scary. I can't decide yet.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-18-2006, 01:38 AM
Now THAT was quality shit! Ohhh man.

What's funniest is that he was clearly lying, relying on the songs Offspring fans are SUPPOSED to hate and the ones they're SUPPOSED to like and using them to gain credibility.

LoLZ...lolz...LoLz!!!
Yeah, I thought of that possibility. Gotta look good in front of the h4rdxc0r3 punk audience in GOD! But then late at night, when he's sure no one's around, Rufus probably lays in bed, hooks on his headphones, and falls into a deep, peaceful slumber with Spare Me the Details on repeat. Until he wakes up to a nightmare about a punk trying to murder him with a spiked bracelet.

By the way, does anyone happen to still have Chris Sneed's "Spare Me the Details" karaoke saved?

Little_Miss_1565
01-18-2006, 05:50 AM
Hey now, come on....Tijs and my forum is teh rox0rz...

Please someone name your kid Kick Drum Punxorz Dexter Bryan Keith Noodles Kevin Greg NDM RG570. PLEASE.

kami_mathieu
01-18-2006, 11:16 AM
lol, I just remembered this one:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=695262&postcount=295

its bwahahaha!!!

WebDudette
01-18-2006, 11:36 AM
You clearly missed the guy that named his child after The Offspring. That guy made me le SAD, but I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20589&page=1)

Whats even worse is all the people congratulating him.

Mannen som blev en gris
01-25-2006, 09:26 AM
I have a link too! (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21006) I thought it was an interesting thread, because:
a) igniton/pyro's joke was better than most of his other posts
b) the brit
c) lightball
d) lightpulp
e) some people seem to be too hardcore to joke about their favourite band

But was it worth bumping for? I don't know. Though this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20634) is pretty interesting too.

Andy
01-25-2006, 09:28 AM
I have a link too! (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21006) I thought it was an interesting thread, because:
a) igniton/pyro's joke was better than most of his other posts
b) the brit
c) lightball
d) lightpulp
e) some people seem to be too hardcore to joke about their favourite band

The reply from "Drum Goddess" was one of the best overreactions the BBS has had recently as well.

Isolated Fury
01-25-2006, 09:33 AM
I have just fallen in love with this thread.