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killer_queen
01-17-2006, 02:32 PM
Sorry, I need to know. I love listening people's dreams and childhood memories. So if you have great memories, especially the stupid ones, would you mind telling? It might be sooo fun. You can tell all the stupid, funny things you did.

rodney mullen
01-17-2006, 03:19 PM
im still a kid, i can't be sure yet.

China Boy
01-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Well, I do remember when I thought Swedish was the "correct" language, and I thought other languages were just other versions of it.

Nirushika6789
01-17-2006, 03:38 PM
I remember when I was around 5 I asked my dad what corned beef was made from...as if it isn't obvious and he told me for a joke it was horse meat :eek:...

I always thought it was horse meat until I was about 7 , despite the obvious name..

Haha..I was such an idiot , still am :p

Igniton
01-17-2006, 03:38 PM
Childhood Memories... I am still a kid but my younger years consisted of:

"Man on the Moon"- R.E.M.

My HUGE Sony CD player

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YUYS.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

The early Rugrats and more Nickelodeon and cartoons.
http://www.worldstart.com/store/images/dexter-lab-science.jpg

My Sega Genesis... made the best games....
http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/images/articles/genesis/sonic.gifhttp://www.thejadedgamer.net/images/genesis/roadrash2_box.jpg

When I got a lil' older, I met new games like SSX, Ratchet and Clank and Midnight Club.

The Detroit Red Wings... they rocked back then.

The ol' Micro Scooter... good old scabs from that thing.

The best movie was Shrek.

Going to grandma's everyday after school because school was so far away from home. Fighting with little sister, little cousin, loved seeing my older cousins. Playing cops and robbers with the kid across the street. Being the smartest one in class. Myrtle Beach.

My Yamaha keyboard.

Oreos!

That Kraft macaroni dinosaur... he was my hero hehe.

Preocupado
01-17-2006, 04:00 PM
I remember when I was around 5 I asked my dad what corned beef was made from...as if it isn't obvious and he told me for a joke it was horse meat :eek:...

I always thought it was horse meat until I was about 7 , despite the obvious name..

Haha..I was such an idiot , still am :p

hahahaha! in here we call it Beef a'horse (bife-a-cavalo). I remember i asked my father was was that when i saw it on a restaurant's menu and he told me that the waiter would bring a beef while riding a horse!

lolz i believed it

Igniton
01-17-2006, 04:03 PM
hahahaha! in here we call it Beef a'horse (bife-a-cavalo). I remember i asked my father was was that when i saw it on a restaurant's menu and he told me that the waiter would bring a beef while riding a horse!

lolz i believed it

haha my dad used to say hamburger was horse butt

The Talking Pie
01-17-2006, 04:03 PM
Well, I do remember when I thought Swedish was the "correct" language, and I thought other languages were just other versions of it.
I had a conversation with my fourteen year-old sister not so long ago. We were talking about French. And she said "But, they know that bonjour means 'hello', right? So why don't they just say 'hello'?" I about killed myself.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 04:07 PM
hahaha sisters can be funny

i remember when my dad and i quizzed her, asking her what canada people were called (canadian) etc. We asked her what japan people are called...she said that japan people are chinese...

0r4ng3
01-17-2006, 04:09 PM
she said that japan people are chinese...
To be honest, even I thought that for a while in my childhood. Or rather, I didn't know the difference.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 04:10 PM
i didnt know the difference either, but that was when i was real little.. she was 10.. but it was cute

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2006, 04:18 PM
"The old women invented God because they were bored and had nothing to do so they started going to church."

Yeah, I was very very little.

coke_a_holic
01-17-2006, 04:25 PM
I remember my 2nd birthday vividly: I kept running around the kitchen to my M&M coated cake and pulling M&M's off of it. My mom kept yelling at me, but I found it hysterical. I'm not sure if M&M's are universal, but they're candy-coated chocolates.

There are more, they're just blocked from my memory :( :( :(

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2006, 04:32 PM
The sugar coated B vitamin tablets. I was always an angry, nasty little child. And my parents felt like stuffing me with Bs so I'm calm and eat a lot and be big. They were these tiny little pills coated in sugar. I'd always lick the sugar coating and throw the rest behind the furniture in the living room. Every day...

T-6005
01-17-2006, 04:45 PM
My brother biting my arm one Christmas when we had a Santa. The fucker's got a strong jaw, he almost ripped the arm off. I think he was 3 and I was 6 or something.

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2006, 04:49 PM
Oh, I poured whiskey to my brother when he was maybe 4 and I was 7. I said it was yummy.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-17-2006, 04:56 PM
Hmm, well I was addicted to Nickelodeon. Watched a lot of Doug back in the day, then when I got a little older Rocko's Modern Life became my favorite show. And my friend Nick and I would always get together and set traps for our younger brothers. I'd always ride my bike around my neighborhood. These two neighbor kids were douchebags and one of them threatened to shoot me with a BB gun. And the other one would always brag and dance around after he beat me in basketball even though he was 3 years older than me.

Sinister
01-17-2006, 05:00 PM
haha, one of the cutest memories of my childhood is my first "girlfriend" - we were both 5 years old back then.

wheelchairman
01-17-2006, 05:02 PM
Sim, Nietzche would've liked that :p

hmm as a child. I remember being in church and reading a superman comic. And I was worried that the Minister wouldn't like that because there are bad people in the superman comic.

When I was 8 years old I got in trouble for being racist. I called the black girl next to me "big foot." The year before that I had gotten in trouble for knocking over one of the school's trees.

I used to believe that sex had to be done in front of doctors, so that they could study it and make sure nothing went wrong.

When I was 4 we were at a hotel in San Francisco. Underneath the bed I found a red and blue pill. My first and strongest urge was to eat it. However I just put it back because I wasn't completely retarded.

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2006, 05:11 PM
I used to believe that sex had to be done in front of doctors, so that they could study it and make sure nothing went wrong.


Hahaha, this one's cute.

wheelchairman
01-17-2006, 05:12 PM
Hahaha, this one's cute.
Yeah the doctor's still make Tizz pretty uncomfortable.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 05:14 PM
http://www.kraftfoodservice.com/macandcheese_files/dinosaur_02.jpg

Igniton
01-17-2006, 05:20 PM
and I completely forgot POKEMON, i was obsessed with that... i had all the games (until they made em for GBA, i didnt have one... hated pokemon ever since) all the cards, the mini action figures, posters, t shirts... God... I was a freak

wheelchairman
01-17-2006, 05:28 PM
and I completely forgot POKEMON, i was obsessed with that... i had all the games (until they made em for GBA, i didnt have one... hated pokemon ever since) all the cards, the mini action figures, posters, t shirts... God... I was a freak
This isn't a childhood memory. This is only a few years ago.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 05:33 PM
This isn't a childhood memory. This is only a few years ago.

haha.... it doesnt seem like it... i want to say 3rd or 4th grade?

wheelchairman
01-17-2006, 05:34 PM
haha.... it doesnt seem like it... i want to say 3rd or 4th grade?
You are way too fucking young to be allowed to type.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 05:41 PM
You are way too fucking young to be allowed to type.

what does that mean?

T-6005
01-17-2006, 06:18 PM
what does that mean?
Probably about what it says.

0r4ng3
01-17-2006, 06:34 PM
Actually, Pokemon's been around for about 7 years, since I was in 4th grade.

Chimera512
01-17-2006, 06:43 PM
i wanted to be indian jones in first grade.

Jebus
01-17-2006, 06:54 PM
Since women don't have a penis to keep the pee going in the straight line, I used think their pee just went SPLOOSH!

0r4ng3
01-17-2006, 06:56 PM
Wow, I used to think that too.

coke_a_holic
01-17-2006, 07:05 PM
You are way too fucking young to be allowed to type.
That's how old I was when I was into Pokemon. =\

Endymion
01-17-2006, 07:10 PM
Since women don't have a penis to keep the pee going in the straight line, I used think their pee just went SPLOOSH!
...meaning... um, that it doesn't actually?

wheelchairman
01-17-2006, 07:30 PM
i wanted to be indian jones in first grade.
My ex knew a girl who wanted to be Bruce Springsteen when she grew up. She apparently used to practice accepting Oscars.

The Unbroken Libido
01-17-2006, 07:34 PM
Yea Chimera512, I hear you on that one! I will always remember the times when Skratch, a few other neighborhood kiddies (maybe just 2) and I had our own little secret hideout in the bushes. It was so cool, we had shelves that were tied to branches, spy holes, a little box that had random yet useful supplies. You name it, we had it...
Another childhood memory I had was the time I urinated in my navy blue genes, in front of about 15 other 2nd graders. Funny now, but just put yourself in that situation…

wheelchairman
01-17-2006, 07:37 PM
Yea Chimera512, I hear you on that one! I will always remember the times when Skratch, a few other neighborhood kiddies (maybe just 2) and I had our own little secret hideout in the bushes. It was so cool, we had shelves that were tied to branches, spy holes, a little box that had random yet useful supplies. You name it, we had it...
Another childhood memory I had was the time I urinated in my navy blue genes, in front of about 15 other 2nd graders. Funny now, but just put yourself in that situation…
In my elementary school during recess you needed to have a bathroom pass to go the bathroom. When I was in the 1st grade I went up to the duty (the duties are the ones who keep law and order I guess, for some reason they are always fat and nobody but the girls liked them) and asked her for the pass. But she said "be quiet Per the other girls are speaking."

So I pissed myself and went on to class. I didn't bother to go home. Oh no, I spent the whole day in my piss soaked pants. Whatta cunt.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 07:43 PM
see i dont understand you guys with the whole pokemon thing... im 14, in third grade you are 7 to 8 years old...and thats when i was out of the phase, and you said i am too young to type? does that mean keyboarding

Isolated Fury
01-17-2006, 08:00 PM
When I was four years old I "woke up" from a nap and walk to the kitchen. Once there, I pulled my pants down and began defecating on the floor. My mother immediately started scream, and I awoke for real and saw what I was doing. I stood up and started crying and apologizing with feces still falling.

/grossness

Jebus
01-17-2006, 08:29 PM
I once got stuck in a foldable chair. It wasn't fun.
I'm trying to figure out how that is possible.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 08:29 PM
i remember locking my younger sibling in the dryer for 15 minutes... i was little and didnt know how to open it back up... all my friends have done that too, anyone else?

Isolated Fury
01-17-2006, 08:33 PM
^ wow...
Hey...I was four, all right? Cut me some slack. Haha

Isolated Fury
01-17-2006, 08:42 PM
And the same thing happened to me sort of, Isolated Fury, except my mom picked me up and carried me to the bathroom before my pants were all the way down.
Oh, so I'm the only true sleep-pooper here?

coke_a_holic
01-17-2006, 08:44 PM
I used to sleep walk/talk so much. I still do a little, but not nearly as much. My mom once woke up because I was jumping on the couch screaming her name in my sleep. I also held a full conversation with my friend when he was sleeping over and I was asleep. Good times.

Igniton
01-17-2006, 08:45 PM
i think it was the catholic school back then, but i used to cry all the time my parents swore or smoked a cigarette

Isolated Fury
01-17-2006, 08:49 PM
I used to sleep walk/talk so much. I still do a little, but not nearly as much. My mom once woke up because I was jumping on the couch screaming her name in my sleep. I also held a full conversation with my friend when he was sleeping over and I was asleep. Good times.
Dude, my brother used to be such a horrible sleepwalker, too. One time almost killed him. We had just moved into a new house and were installing a new stairway down to the basement. We only had the first few steps done, though. My mom was watching TV and notcied a noise behind her. She saw it was Jsh (my brother) and told him to go to bed. When he didn't respond, she followed him. He walked to the basement door, opened it, and took one step out. Just as he was about to fall, my mom caught him by his shirt collar and pulled him back up.

It was fuggin' crazy...

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 12:49 AM
I remember walking home from nursery one day with my mum, and a bus went past and I said I would like to be a bus driver one day. She looked at me in horror and said "no no you're gonna be a doctor or something". Whatta homos, but then I got this police car for Christmas and my mum always used to watch The Bill so naturally I then thought I wanted to be a Rozza and still do to this very day. :D

Tizzalicious
01-18-2006, 12:53 AM
I sleepwalked once, I walked straight out of the front door. Somewhere on the street I woke up, turned around, and ran back in inside as fast as I could.

Memory: My mom had a miscarriage before I was born. When I found out I told her I felt sorry for her and my dad, because they had to have sex 3 times, and only got 2 kids :(

I thought a broken arm or leg meant that the body part actually fell off, like...broke off.

My cousin and I once put dirt on all the cars on the street in front of our house. There's a dentist working here, so most cars were strangers'. My cousin and I obviously got punished. But I had to go to my room and my cousin didn't! I thought that was pretty unfair. Then my mom and aunt washed all the cars, the people coming back from the dentist were very surprised to see strangers wash their cars.

I used to always play with my cousin, until I got to that "eeeek, boys!" stage. Then I started playing with his sister. My cousin asked me if I would play with him again sometime. My short but simple answer? "No." Then he got so desperate that he asked a My Little Pony for his birthday (he got it too), hoping that it would make me wanna play with him again.

There was a little gate between ours and my cousins gardens (they lives nextdoor), whenever we went through, we had to close it as soon as possible, so my sister wouldn't come with us.

We were barbequeing once, and had fries with it too. We gave my sister all the fries that fell on the floor, without telling her.

My sister ate chweing gum from the street :( Also, she and her friend once found candy somewhere outside, and ate that too. Stupidz.

Human
01-18-2006, 01:00 AM
I went around asking people if I was pregnant because I thought you just "magically" get pregnant. I thought that by being within 3 feet of a non related guy would get you pregnant later on in about second grade. I also thought ribs were girraffe shoulders. I remember this one timne at the age of 4 when my friend and I took our clothes off and used my "leah" stamp and we stamped our whole bodies with "leah", including our vaginas. There are many more, but I just can't think of them at the moment.

Izie
01-18-2006, 01:29 AM
Oh God, childhood memories. Ok, let's see.

I used to jump in my crib when I was about 2 years old, you know, hold on to the bars and jump as high as possible. I fell out and directly on my head. Like 3 times (shutup I liked the adrenaline rush). Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Whenever we went to the countryside I chased the chicken around and threw stuff at them because they annoyed me. Eventually one of them jumped on my back and scared the living shit out of me. Did I stop? Hell no, the chicken ended up in soup. *Iza wins*

I only played with boys. Stuff like Ninja Turtles, He-man, war games, chasing each other around on the bike... Oh and speaking of the bike, it was taken from me when I was about 6 because of this game we played... There's this long staircase in front of my building in Bg, so we used to compete in who could ride the bike the fastest from a certain point and stop the closest to the staircase without crashing down. One kid crashed and broke his leg. Then he fell off his crutches and broke his nose. It was hilarious.

One time, I was riding the bike through a grass field and I didn't see a hole that was coming up, so the front wheel of my bike got stuck in the hole, the back went up, flipped me up and landed me straight on my back. I wanted to go again because it was cool. I broke the bike :(

I fed my sister mud-cookies.

I wrote a petition in school "whoever hates *insert name* sign your name here". Everyone did. And the ones that did first got blamed. I never did. But I showed the bitch!

I had an imaginary friend who got blamed for anything bad I did.

I had panic attacks when I was about 5.

I can't remember more now, too early :/

Mentally_Challenged
01-18-2006, 01:38 AM
Ah memories...

When I'd just started school, you only used to go for half a day. So my mum would come and pick me up at lunchtime to take me home. I'd watch rosie & jim on the tv, while eating 2 custard creams with a glass of strawberry nesquik on my noddy tray. Man, that was a cool tray.

And I remember my mum shuting my fingers in the hinges on the bathroom door. Again, when I was 4. That wasn't a plesant experience...

I fell off a wall at the sea life center when I was 5, and broke my arm. It was actually someones birthday party, and remember sitting at the hospital having my arm wrapped in all these sodding bandages...I asked my mum, "do you think the jelly and ice cream will still be there when we get back?". Bear in mind that I was 5...

I liked to push our old cat round in my doll pram, out in the back garden. I was always so miffed when she jumped out...

Sin Studly
01-18-2006, 02:20 AM
I've just fallen in love with Izie.

Izie
01-18-2006, 02:49 AM
Awwww can you tell me why exactly?

the_GoDdEsS
01-18-2006, 03:21 AM
Hah, playing with boys only. I did that in kindergarden because the girls there used to bore me. So on the pictures from back then all the boys were fighting over who can hold my hand on the picture. Lolz, I was so teh pimp.

Simply, boys' games were more fun. We used to make our own guns from wood, run around and shoot each other, throw things at each other or build fortresses. Play detectives, policemen, bankrobbers or investigators. I had to boss everyone around, sometimes even the older kids.

I remember after the regime ended I was still kinda brainwashed from it so two years later at the age of 8-9 or older I founded my own discipline school in the neighbourhood which consisted of six boys and two girls. One girl left because I was too much of a "conceited bitch". I invented all kinds of membership rules and rituals and badges and made everyone feel proud they were a member. The one was called "Spark" (totally a regime rip off, God I must have been so nostalgic) with the elite members and the other one was slang for "Whore" which was a group of the inferior members. I even had my own files and documents for that crap.

As for a person you wanted to become when you grow up. It was Arnie and MacGyver for me.

killer_queen
01-18-2006, 03:37 AM
In my elementary school during recess you needed to have a bathroom pass to go the bathroom. When I was in the 1st grade I went up to the duty (the duties are the ones who keep law and order I guess, for some reason they are always fat and nobody but the girls liked them) and asked her for the pass. But she said "be quiet Per the other girls are speaking."

So I pissed myself and went on to class. I didn't bother to go home. Oh no, I spent the whole day in my piss soaked pants. Whatta cunt.
This one must be the best in all.

Izie, making people eat mud has always been fun. I wish I could find someone who can do it.
I used to dig big holes in our garden and when I saw worms I used to cry and run.
I thought what I saw in my dreams were real. Once I cried sooo much because I couldn't find the Barbie which I saw that night.
I kicked my teacher in kindergarden. Aldo, we had only two boys in our class when I was at kindergarden. All of the girls were in love with one of them but he was insisting on loving the other boy. They used to hug and sleep together.
I drew a terrible picture with my mom's makeup set. And it was Chanel. If I were my mom I would kill me.
I need time to remember the others.

Rocky-girl
01-18-2006, 03:38 AM
I remember something in different cases. Now I can remember only how I was presented my cat. I was 4 years old and I dreammed about littel cat. As I see kitten I want to take it in hands. He(my cat) was so frightened! But I was so happy!

Tizzalicious
01-18-2006, 03:49 AM
Hahaha, Per, I always knew you were a girl.

Iz, you were one crazy kid.


we had only two boys in our class when I was at kindergarden. All of the girls were in love with one of them but he was insisting on loving the other boy. They used to hug and sleep together.

WHATTA HOMOS!

Cute though, I wonder if he really turned out to be gay.

wheelchairman
01-18-2006, 04:11 AM
Hahaha, Per, I always knew you were a girl.





What the fuck...?

Tizzalicious
01-18-2006, 04:14 AM
"be quiet Per the other girls are speaking."

wheelchairman
01-18-2006, 04:37 AM
"be quiet Per the other girls are speaking."
That has nothing to do with me being a girl, that has to do with her being surrouned by usually two groups of girls.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 04:58 AM
Well, I do remember when I thought Swedish was the "correct" language, and I thought other languages were just other versions of it.

I'm glad to see you learned the error of your ways and now write the correct language very well.

When I was a kid I couldn't walk or talk, and took a shit whenever I felt like it wherever I happened to be. Things got less interesting after the age of 2.

the_GoDdEsS
01-18-2006, 11:48 AM
I remembered in primary school whenever somebody fell in love with me I beat and kicked them because it annoyed me and I disliked it when people got so overly emotional. So I developed quite the almost literal "she kicks arses" reputation. And I made them answer quizes about me with the most impossible questions and threatened I'd ignore them forever if they did not answer right. Woo, puppets. I hurt some widdle feewings.

Megs
01-18-2006, 11:53 AM
E 45 cream brings back bad memories of when i was 4....i basically had a tea-cusy, and was using it for a hat when my dad took it off me and put it on the teapot. the water inside had only just been boiled. he left it too near the edge, and i decided to pull it off and get it back. the result? i burnt a couple of layers of skin off my underarm, and had to wear bandages and E 45 cream for months. re-applied 3 times a day. :( and i still got the scar.

another time i tried to clean the caravan cooker with fairy liquid...good times, good times... and on the same camping holiday, i disappeared on my trike for a few days..... :D

killer_queen
01-18-2006, 11:55 AM
I remembered in primary school whenever somebody fell in love with me I beat and kicked them because it annoyed me and I disliked it when people got so overly emotional. So I developed quite the almost literal "she kicks arses" reputation. And I made them answer quizes about me with the most impossible questions and threatened I'd ignore them forever if they did not answer right. Woo, puppets. I hurt some widdle feewings.
I really really hope I have a kid like you in the future.

Andy
01-18-2006, 12:51 PM
I shat in a bush in the school playground when I was 6.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 12:56 PM
I shat in a bush in the school playground when I was 6.
Why did I expect something like that from you?

Andy
01-18-2006, 12:59 PM
Why did I expect something like that from you?
Because I am a classy, classy man. Oh, I also urinated on the windows of the Staff Room at around the same age. Shit, I was fucked up as a kid.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 01:01 PM
Because I am a classy, classy man. Oh, I also urinated on the windows of the Staff Room at around the same age. Shit, I was fucked up as a kid.
You still are, you still are. :o

Andy
01-18-2006, 01:01 PM
You still are, you still are. :o
Thanks babe. Right I'm off to piss on my roommates door handle

0r4ng3
01-18-2006, 01:02 PM
Ah yes, childhood memories. Does anyone here know a kid that's always crying? Yeah, that was me.

killer_queen
01-18-2006, 01:02 PM
When I was at first grade our teacher wanted us to tell jokes and I told one which I read on a magazine I found under my cousin's bed. Nobody laughed except the teacher. But she didn't tell me what the funny thing was.

Andy
01-18-2006, 01:03 PM
When I was at first grade our teacher wanted us to tell jokes and I told one which I read on a magazine I found under my cousin's bed. Nobody laughed except the teacher. But she didn't tell me what the funny thing was.
Oh, I need to apologise about that. Sorry.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 01:16 PM
At primary school a lot of kids would eat some of their packed lunch at the first break, but I always saved all mine for later. One day during first break a teacher asked me if I had eaten my lunch yet. I said no, and I was a bit confused because it wasn't lunch time. She must have thought I just hadn't gotten around to having a snack yet and so told me to go eat my lunch. I didn't want to, but I tended to do what I was told at that age and I also tended to take people literally. After the class started and I wasn't there the teacher came looking for me. She found me trying to quickly eat my entire lunch. After the confusion was sorted out I cried because I now had no food for the rest of the day and it was about 10am.

I have another memory of that teacher slapping a kid so hard that he flew right across a table. Ah, the good old days.

At the end of a break we all had to line up by class on the playground. One of my friends suffered from epilepsy and took that moment to pass out one day. I couldn't get to him fast enough to catch him, but I did manage to get my foot under his head just in time to stop it smashing into the concrete. A teacher then came over and yelled at me for "kicking" him in the head while he was passed out. Bitch.

Oh, this one was fun. One time a kid pulled my chair out as I was sitting down. I promptly got back up and began hitting his head against a window until a teacher physicaly stopped me. He didn't do it again.

I saw a kid run into a wall and literally crack his skull open.

I got kicked in the face, breaking a tooth in half. The teachers didnt believe me and it took me about 30 minutes to get them to call my mum and take me for treatment. She was soooo pissed off.

I ate a salad with little black things on it. I asked my mum if they were bugs and she said "of course they aren't". After I ate half she looked over and said "oh, actually they are. Don't eat anymore of that".

Salad story part 2. I was eating a salad that my mum's friend had made. After eating some of it I again noticed what I thought were tiny bugs. I pointed it out to my mum and apparently she had already noticed but didn't want to embaress her friend by saying anything. Yeah. I'm serious.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 01:18 PM
Because I am a classy, classy man. Oh, I also urinated on the windows of the Staff Room at around the same age. Shit, I was fucked up as a kid.

I went through a phase of finding it funny to piss on the drinking fountain.

Actually, that still is funny.

Everyone was doing it.

Andy
01-18-2006, 01:29 PM
I went through a phase of finding it funny to piss on the drinking fountain.

Actually, that still is funny.

Everyone was doing it.

Everyone still is doing it.

Nirushika6789
01-18-2006, 02:03 PM
Oh yea...another 'childhood' memory

When I was about 4 , I think , one of my older cousins said something about a girls 'box'...meaning her private parts....

When I thought about it I couldn't figuire it out.....I ended up thinking that a girl has a small plastic box to pee out of...HAHAHA....How wrong I was!

I thought that for about 6 months, until I asked my mum and she told me lol

darko
01-18-2006, 02:34 PM
Been at my Grans for Dinner and my uncle Iain putting all his Veg on to my granny's plate well telling me to eat them cause they where good for me....

Been about 5 and my ma was cooking Crap...well boiling. I went into the kitchen to have a look and it jumped out the boiling pan and started running round the kitchen. it was bright Red and I have never eat Crap since.

sitting in church, bored to tears, timing all the preyers...they usually took about 15-20min!

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 06:12 PM
I ended up thinking that a girl has a small plastic box to pee out of...HAHAHA....How wrong I was!


I completely thought you were a girl. And if you are, then that story is tragic.

Andy
01-18-2006, 06:39 PM
I completely thought you were a girl. And if you are, then that story is tragic.
The story is tragic.

HeadAroundU
01-18-2006, 08:16 PM
When I was about 7, I had this weird dark green sweater with yellow buttons but what's so strange about it is that two of these buttons were placed at the nipples line. I remember lots of filthy slavic bitches around me ,they used to smile at me because they loved my "pimp ass" sweater (not sweater only) and they wanted to touch my button nipples.
:)

Rag Doll
01-18-2006, 08:24 PM
i don't actually remember this, but the rest of my family remembers it all too well...

when i was 2 or 3, i wanted chocolate milk really bad. and my mom was taking a nap and my grandma wouldnt get it (she was busy), so i took the bottle of chocolate syrup out of the fridge and started squeezing it on anything and everything. The floor. The couch. My dog. The tables. My mom. Etc. no one was very happy with me when they found out what i did =\

when we were 8, my best friend and i convinced another kid that lived on our street that we were cousins (he had already known us for 2 years, yet somehow believed this anyways)...11 years later, he still thinks we're related. we tied this same kid to a chair and forced him to watch Barney, which is a pretty terrible punishment to a little kid.

0r4ng3
01-18-2006, 08:28 PM
I have one that I don't remember, but my parents tell me.

I was a very quiet child. So quiet, in fact, that my parents thought I was retarded. They went to see a doctor about it. The doctor said that I was perfectly normal, and I basically had nothing to say to them.

Betty
01-18-2006, 11:02 PM
I don't remember these stories:

When I was really really young apparently instead of playing with dolls and stuff, I used to count rocks outside. Hmmm...

One time I was on the riding lawnmower with my daddy and I had my favourite stuffed animal. I dropped it and he ran it over and it got torn up in the blades. So I tried to put it in the laundry dryer to fix it.

I was naked. A lot.

I vaguely remember these:

In kindergarden, the teacher would give us jellybeans at the end of the day. I would always lick the red ones and rub them on my lips like lipstick.

I used to always play outside with the boys as well. We used to chase the girls around in the schoolyard.

In grade 1 the grade 8 kids made a haunted house that the students could visit at lunchtime. You had to stand in line, and the older kids kept butting in front of me, AFTER they had already gone through. Right when I was finally near the front, recess was over, and I never got to see it. One of my most scarring experiences.

When I was maybe 5 or 6, my uncles would sit and teach me math. I remember learning long division. And then forgetting it again until I learned it a few years later in school.

In grade 3, I started to hate my hair and so got a buzz cut and looked like a little boy.

I suppose I'll stop, cause it's easy to get carried away. Wow, this is making me remember so many things. I lived in so many cities and went to so many schools, some of them I practically forgot about.

Andy
01-18-2006, 11:06 PM
I have one that I don't remember, but my parents tell me.

I was a very quiet child. So quiet, in fact, that my parents thought I was retarded. They went to see a doctor about it. The doctor said that I was perfectly normal, and I basically had nothing to say to them.
haha great, that's just great

Igniton
01-19-2006, 01:49 PM
my parents said when i was little, i ate soo much squash and carrots that my skin started to....

my skin turned orange (not that orange, but orange)

T-6005
01-19-2006, 01:57 PM
Right before the priest was about to baptize me, I let out the most gigantic fart I have ever been around.

I was 12.

That I'm not religious is obviously the funny part.

Never Gonna Find Me
01-19-2006, 02:15 PM
At my aunt and uncles wedding, me and my cousin we went fishing in the pond with blades of grass. We were about 4.

I used to put plant pots on my head and run around the garden and pretend I was a flower girl.

Ahhh good times...

Paint_It_Black
01-19-2006, 02:26 PM
I read your username as "Never Gonna Fuck Me". Thought you should know.

Never Gonna Find Me
01-19-2006, 02:37 PM
I read your username as "Never Gonna Fuck Me". Thought you should know.
Lmao! :D Maybe I should change it to that.
But I cannae be arsed to be honest!

Paint_It_Black
01-19-2006, 02:44 PM
I think it would be a pretty awesome name.

Tired_Of_You
01-19-2006, 02:46 PM
When I was 4, I made a house for a fly with an eggs' box. I gave it oreos and stuff like that. I called it Brundle. (I hope some people realise why I called it like that.) I also made a plate especially for them so they'd stop bothering me & the rest of the family when we ate outside during the summer. It apparently worked.

Paint_It_Black
01-19-2006, 02:48 PM
Mass produce and market it.

Never Gonna Find Me
01-19-2006, 02:58 PM
Me and my cousins always used to do plays. I remember once there was meant to be a football match in the play so my brother and cousin just played football for 20 minutes while I was the referee/commentator and the parents all looked incredibly bored.

We still do it for our little cousins. Only we fuck about constantly. There was one set in the future so I used my grans keyboard and added in extra sound effects. :D

Igniton
01-19-2006, 03:01 PM
i also remember sitting in my room and i took all my beanie babies and gave them special spots in the room and they had like these meetings with eachother... it was quite entertaining... the king was always a bear

guitarboy
05-07-2006, 06:48 PM
Just because you were born in '91 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

-------You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" ------ Throwback!!!

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green/white Ranger were meant to be together.

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders."

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates .

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down.

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show."

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew the theme song and all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell."

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand"...enough said

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.



When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back when:

Tag.

Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.

Hide-N-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Mother May I.

Simon Says.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

And...

"You'd BETTER be inside when the street lights came on!"

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!

"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.

The annoying Giga Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN.

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.

The original Power Rangers.

Or what about:

Hey Arnold.

Rugrats.

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Boy Meets World

Sister-Sister

Ren & Stimpy.

Double Dare.

Rocco's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

Wild & Crazy Kids.

Clarissa Explains it All.

CAMP NOWHERE.

Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The original cast members of All That.

Kenan & Kel.

"CITY GUYS"...ROLL WITH THE CITY GUYS!

Doug.

Magic School Bus.

Nick Arcade.

Guts.

My Brother & Me.

Flash Forward.

The Torkelson's.

The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Hey Dude.

Dinosaurs.

Mummies Alive.

Pinky and the Brain

Sailor Moon.

Blossom.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper.

Wishbone.

Bill Nye the Science Guy

MR RODGERS!!!!

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.

or Nick Jr. with Face....(HI! Face Here)

Gulah Gulah Island.

Little Bear.

Busy Town.

Under the Umbrella Tree.

Eureka's Castle.

PEE-WEE!!!

The Big Comfy Couch.

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.



Go back to the time when:

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days.

(Yeah back When your mom said no and she meant no, and when kids actually got off thier butts and played outside. And When they were inside the cartoons they watched werent mindless grotesque "wannabee ren and stimpys", and when nintendo games were actually hard to beat. (I still havent beaten the original Mario Bros.) When video games werent just some pulp crap with a stupid story line with a half naked girl with big guns and obnoxiously large breasts.)
Back when Kids used thier imaginations.

Jebus
05-07-2006, 07:02 PM
I tear went down my cheek as I read those things. :(

coke_a_holic
05-07-2006, 07:02 PM
I was born in '90 and remember most of that stuff...

Jebus
05-07-2006, 07:18 PM
I remember my brother and I made up our own dance routines to some Spice Girls and Usher songs.

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 07:42 PM
Here's what applied to me:

You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You remember when Tu Pac, and Selena died.

-------You know that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" ------ Throwback!!!

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. WORD motherfucker, I OWN this game!

You remember reading "Goosebumps" I even had the calendar

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. For a while, then I had the typical brown paper bag.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... (haha totally, it's one of my favorite games with Tizz.)

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. I OWN the boardgame.

Captain Planet. Remembering this, I can't believe how I didn't end up gayer.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green/white Ranger were meant to be together.

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy. -motherfucking word. Especially back when Tommy was evil.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders." another word!

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down. wtf is a legging? I wore tube socks, but they hung around my ankles.O Or I tried to make them.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew the theme song and all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell."

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You watched the original Ninja Turtles.

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS WORD!

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) oh man, mine weren't. But I totally remember lisa frank stuff.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand"...enough said

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.



When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back when:

Tag.

Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.

Hide-N-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Mother May I.

Simon Says.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

And...

"You'd BETTER be inside when the street lights came on!"

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!

"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.

The annoying Giga Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. WORD!

Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN.

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.

The original Power Rangers.

Or what about:

Hey Arnold.

Rugrats.

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Boy Meets World

Sister-Sister

Ren & Stimpy.

Double Dare.

Rocco's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

Wild & Crazy Kids.

Clarissa Explains it All.

CAMP NOWHERE.

Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The original cast members of All That.

Kenan & Kel.

"CITY GUYS"...ROLL WITH THE CITY GUYS!

Doug.

Magic School Bus.

Nick Arcade.

Guts.

My Brother & Me.

Flash Forward.

The Torkelson's.

The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Hey Dude.

Dinosaurs.

Mummies Alive.

Pinky and the Brain

Sailor Moon.

Blossom.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper.

Wishbone.

Bill Nye the Science Guy

MR RODGERS!!!!

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.

or Nick Jr. with Face....(HI! Face Here)

Gulah Gulah Island.

Little Bear.

Busy Town.

Under the Umbrella Tree.

Eureka's Castle.

PEE-WEE!!!

The Big Comfy Couch.

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.



Go back to the time when:

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days.

(Yeah back When your mom said no and she meant no, and when kids actually got off thier butts and played outside. And When they were inside the cartoons they watched werent mindless grotesque "wannabee ren and stimpys", and when nintendo games were actually hard to beat. (I still havent beaten the original Mario Bros.) When video games werent just some pulp crap with a stupid story line with a half naked girl with big guns and obnoxiously large breasts.)
Back when Kids used thier imaginations.[/QUOTE]

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 07:44 PM
Awesomest post ever. God now I really miss my childhood.

And you 91 kids should leave this thread.



Does anyone remember Microbots? Those were fuckin' sweet.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
05-07-2006, 07:53 PM
Just a question, when you brought your Furby to a friend's house to see if they talk together, did they actually talk? Because I don't remember mine saying anything it never said when it was alone.

0r4ng3
05-07-2006, 07:56 PM
I remember having a Furby. I remember being more interested in chucking it against the wall than hearing it talk. Good times.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
05-07-2006, 07:57 PM
When I was younger, I didn't have many friends so I would talk to my Furby everyday. That is, when my Tomagatchi was sleeping and my GameBoy ran out of batteries.

calichix
05-07-2006, 08:22 PM
when I was a little lady I wanted to be a blackjack dealer in vegas. I'd practice card tricks for hours. man oh man.

guitarboy
05-07-2006, 08:29 PM
ya i found that on my brother-in-law's xanga and i had to share that
it basically sums up my entire life i was born in 89 and fully remember when kurt cobain shot himself and all of the above and whose with me that the original green power ranger is the definatly the best of all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 08:30 PM
You were born in 89? You're as bad as 91'ers. I would say early 1987 would be the cutoff point for this.

1989 motherfucker? oh man.

0r4ng3
05-07-2006, 08:32 PM
What's wrong with 89ers? It's not like I consider myself an 80s kid.

guitarboy
05-07-2006, 08:36 PM
You were born in 89? You're as bad as 91'ers. I would say early 1987 would be the cutoff point for this.

1989 motherfucker? oh man.

hey i brought this into the forum besides my gf was born in 86 does that meet your oh so fucking high standerds?

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 08:39 PM
89'ers wouldn't remember the first war in Iraq, for example.

You are scum! Be gone!

And no, I don't care about your girlfriend. In fact, that was just a pathetic move, the need to point out your girlfriend.

And it's not like you wrote this yourself, why should I be impressed?

guitarboy
05-07-2006, 08:43 PM
because if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have seen that and would have not thought about all of that stuff and would have gone about the rest of your pathetic life with even thinking of the things of your childhood that shaped your life now

Jebus
05-07-2006, 08:46 PM
Hey, I'm 88 and proud! stfu Per.

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 08:50 PM
Guitarboy, wrong. That thing is a common internet copy/pasted article. It would've come here eventually. You are irrelevant.

Jebus, you are scum too.

guitarboy
05-07-2006, 08:59 PM
.

Jebus, you are scum too.


when did you become a fucking ecologist? what year were you born in? and just because people are younger than you it doesn't make them scum in fact i'll bet jebus is much more intellegent than you ever thought of being

JohnnyNemesis
05-07-2006, 09:00 PM
when did you become a fucking ecologist? what year were you born in? and just because people are younger than you it doesn't make them scum in fact i'll bet jubus is much more intellegent than you ever thought of being

The ironing is delicious.

0r4ng3
05-07-2006, 09:01 PM
lolz, Jew-bus.

Jebus
05-07-2006, 09:06 PM
Jew-bus should be my monopoly name.

coke_a_holic
05-07-2006, 09:28 PM
The Jew-bus sucks so much; it's like $5 to ride.

Jebus
05-07-2006, 09:29 PM
wtf? I'm pretty sure you got a lifetime pass to ride me as hard as you want for free.

0r4ng3
05-07-2006, 09:32 PM
Hop on the Magic Jew Bus!

"I knew I should've stayed home today..."

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 09:35 PM
when did you become a fucking ecologist? what year were you born in? and just because people are younger than you it doesn't make them scum in fact i'll bet jebus is much more intellegent than you ever thought of being
What does ecology have to do with anything? You are not helping your point.

I really hate it when the kids get all upset like this.

T-6005
05-07-2006, 10:44 PM
Early 1987 here. Didn't even grow up in the US and I remember most of that stuff.

[/nostalgia]

Vera
05-08-2006, 01:14 AM
Just for you, Gulsah:

- My best friends throughout my childhood were my two cousins, one my age and one a year younger. We had the freakiest games ever. I mean, I've heard of kinky barbie play as kids and stuff but seriously, one could've thought that we were completely unbalanced. Our favourite game was called "prisoned animals" where we would ..prisoned animals and tie ourselves up against bed posts and stuff. And then we'd be all woe and try to escape. Then one of us would play the "guard". It would usually be me - I guess only I had the acting abilities.

Other games included jumping on a bed, yelling "Suicide!" (how our parents must've liked that one) and beating up our older cousin with soft toys because he spoke English and that annoyed us because we didn't understand.

- I remember "kiss catch" (like "catch" but when you catch someone, you kiss them) from kindergarten. Mostly I remember that I never participated. I also remember some kids getting play-married, and me thinking that was really weird - mostly because the girl was ugly.

- People always assume I'm good at Finnish as a school subject because I'm somewhat good at writing Finnish fiction but the fact is that I suck. I've always kind of sucked. I didn't even learn how to read properly, I had trouble reading three-word cyllables (such as "sau" in sauna) out loud and actually spent all my Finnish classes in a special class during my first school year. Gladly I only realized it afterwards. So embarrassing. Reading iz hard okey?+++

- Further down the school years, I used to be a match maker, or a pimp, or kind of both. We were seated in these tables of four in class, and each table would have two girls and two boys. This was 4th grade or so. This guy in my table was a total ass and therefore probably the most popular guy in class. He always hung out with these four girls and some guys, and once after our break was over and class begun, he came to me like "Hey Sanni, both K and R asked me out.. Who should I date?". I was like "WTF am I your publicist?" (okay, I didn't say publicist, I was only like 11 or something but still) but he was all "I can't decide!". And then I was like, "Okay, I'll tell you after class" and during the next pause I went to the girl I picked and told her that he wants to date her. Then she went to him and they dated. And got married. Okay, no, they split up after a week and the guy started dating the other girl but that's not the point.

Don't let this convince you that I can sometimes be wrong. One time, peoples, one time.

killer_queen
05-08-2006, 05:41 AM
Hahaha, match making has always been fun. I used to do that a lot too.

We had a game like kiss catch. But we used to try to go through between people's legs instead of kissing.

And Thibault, wtf? I thought you were 23 or something.

Paint_It_Black
05-08-2006, 05:49 AM
We had a game like kiss catch. But we used to try to go through between people's legs instead of kissing.

I assume that was far more innocent than it sounds to me.

Andy
05-08-2006, 06:19 AM
We used to play a game called British Bulldog, whereby basically you get two massive lines of people amassed on either side of the playground and you run at each other to try and get to the other side in one piece. It got so out of hand that the staff at my primary school banned it. However, us (being the little scamps we were), brought it back by making the oh-so subtle change of not calling it British Bulldog.

Teacher: "You're not playing British Bulldog are you?"
Me: "No sir, it's called Jack And The Beanstalk."

No kidding. I've just realised how fucking dumb that teacher was.

Another playground game that was very popular in my childhood days was "pick on the deaf kid". It was a fun, albeit somewhat cruel pasttime; When we poked him in class he would turn round and do an AMAZING Chewbacca impression. We called him Chewie.

He left shortly afterwards.

kamikaze
05-08-2006, 06:23 AM
We used to play a game called British Bulldog...

We called it "Red Rover." Fun stuff!

When I was little, I used to love school. Growing up in a TINY Catholic school, I was really close with everyone in my class. We were the worst class in the world. We honestly got 4 of our 9 teachers to quit or have a nervous break down. We've gotten numerous kids to leave the school. God, we ruled.

When I was little, I wanted to be a stripper. Directly afterwards, I wanted to be a nun. Now, I want to be a web-designer. Only... I don't think it will work. I'd have to live in/near a big city and my future husband doesn't want to do that. So, I don't know what I'll be. Boo.

killer_queen
05-08-2006, 08:12 AM
I assume that was far more innocent than it sounds to me.
It was not when we played it in the gym last year.

Rinoa
05-08-2006, 11:13 AM
The first time I met my boyfriend was when I was 4 and he was 7. He doesn't remember this, but when I just started school I really needed the loo. Now, I was an English girl living in Wales and as the toilet doors had "male" and "female" written on them in Welsh I didn't know which one to use. I stopped the first person I saw (the guys who I now happen to live with) and asked him which toilet was which. He pointed towards the guy's toilets, so off I went and ran inside. I had quite a shock seeing some boys pissing in the urinals (having never seen that before) and to make matters worse one of the teachers caught me when I ran back outside and gave me a right old 'rollocking! :(

Something else I remember from my first year in school was seeing my best friend Josh waving at me through the boys' toilet window. He was jumping on a big ass water pipe so he could see through. Anyway, he was calling me to meet him inside so off I went. Next thing I knew, our nasty first year teacher was dragging him out the toilets with water spraying everywhere! He'd burst the water pipe and the teacher was giving him one hell of a row! I was in stitches over that for days!