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>:->
01-17-2006, 08:12 PM
any suggestions?

0r4ng3
01-17-2006, 08:12 PM
1. See iPod
2. Take iPod

Now, not getting caught, that's another story.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-17-2006, 08:30 PM
Erm, even if you steal one, you need the USB lead for it, you can't charge it or put songs on it without one... Tard!

Zack
01-17-2006, 08:30 PM
grab it and run!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-17-2006, 08:32 PM
grab it and run!
Shoot this fucker and run!

Jebus
01-17-2006, 08:34 PM
My friend is gona sell me his ipod for 60 dollars next week. I'm awesome.

Endymion
01-17-2006, 09:01 PM
My friend is gona sell me his ipod for 60 dollars next week. I'm awesome.
which ipod is it?

Jebus
01-17-2006, 09:03 PM
third generation 20 gig

Endymion
01-17-2006, 09:08 PM
third generation 20 gig
good price. 20 gigs is a lot.

Kitten
01-17-2006, 09:09 PM
Erm, even if you steal one, you need the USB lead for it, you can't charge it or put songs on it without one... Tard!

And the cables still has to be cheaper than an iPod itself. However, if you steal one, you have no warranty.

yay
01-17-2006, 10:18 PM
any suggestions?Just buy it wanker.

Tired_Of_You
01-17-2006, 10:27 PM
My friend is gona sell me his ipod for 60 dollars next week. I'm awesome.Whaaat? 60 dollars? You're lucky.

Edit : Your avatar...Am I crazy or... Damn, I thought you were Endymion. =P

>:->
01-17-2006, 10:29 PM
maybe I'll steal your iPod...

Mota Boy
01-17-2006, 10:47 PM
Just sneak up behind one of those douches that listen to their ipods while walking down the street and smack them on the back of the head with a blunt object.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-17-2006, 10:59 PM
Pfffffft If I wanted another iPod all I have to do is go town town and slap one of the gooks.

Andy
01-17-2006, 11:01 PM
Just scream and scream and scream until you're blue in the face and daddeh buys one

the_offsprings_monkey
01-17-2006, 11:28 PM
Just scream and scream and scream until you're blue in the face and daddeh buys one
My dad's a cunt and won't buy me anything atm, his excuse is he just spent a grand on a laptop for me??!?!?! Whatta homos.

Tizzalicious
01-18-2006, 12:09 AM
My dad's a cunt and won't buy me anything atm, his excuse is he just spent a grand on a laptop for me??!?!?! Whatta homos.

Makes snese doesn't it? You should be happy he bought you that laptop.

Vera
01-18-2006, 12:36 AM
1. Take any sharp object.
2. Ram it fast into your gut.
3. Successfully stop yourself from making ridiculous topics like this one.

Sin Studly
01-18-2006, 01:05 AM
any suggestions?

You're really punk.

>:->
01-18-2006, 05:29 AM
You're really punk.

you're right, now fuck off.

>:->
01-18-2006, 05:30 AM
Pfffffft If I wanted another iPod all I have to do is go town town and slap one of the gooks.

"slap one of the gooks"

racial slurs aren't cool.

offspring kid
01-18-2006, 08:36 AM
Erm, even if you steal one, you need the USB lead for it, you can't charge it or put songs on it without one... Tard!


not if you steal an ipod shuffle

>:->
01-18-2006, 09:15 AM
Dude, I really want to know what you meant by gooks. Are you a racist? Is no one esle interested?

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 09:20 AM
Dude, I really want to know what you meant by gooks.

Gook
(U.S.) military slang since 1899, applied initially to Filipinos during the Filipino insurrection of 1899, and later revived for Asians during the Korean War and Vietnam War; It derives from Gugus, the Tagalog word for "tutelary spirit". See [4]. May have gained currency during the Korean conflict, since "gook" in Korean means "country"; "Migook" is "American" (literally translated, 'Migook' means 'beautiful country') and "hangook" is "Korea." Popularized to include any Asian after its widespread use during the Korean War.

I expect he meant "Asians". I hope that helped.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 09:23 AM
Gook
(U.S.) military slang since 1899, applied initially to Filipinos during the Filipino insurrection of 1899, and later revived for Asians during the Korean War and Vietnam War; It derives from Gugus, the Tagalog word for "tutelary spirit". See [4]. May have gained currency during the Korean conflict, since "gook" in Korean means "country"; "Migook" is "American" (literally translated, 'Migook' means 'beautiful country') and "hangook" is "Korea." Popularized to include any Asian after its widespread use during the Korean War.

I expect he meant "Asians". I hope that helped.
*applauds* and to the guy with the shit username. Apparently I am racist, so heh.

>:->
01-18-2006, 09:30 AM
gook is a racial slur. don't use it in the future.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 09:34 AM
Well, I can see you haven't been here long.

>:->
01-18-2006, 09:35 AM
what's that supposed to mean?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 09:35 AM
gook is a racial slur. don't use it in the future.
Shut up Gook lover. (lolz i r such a rebel)

>:->
01-18-2006, 09:36 AM
this shit is for the birds.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 10:18 AM
* cough *

platinumpt
01-18-2006, 10:20 AM
Pfff. Ipod sucks. StEAl a Zen instead.


Going off topic: is it me or Endy and Jebus switched avatars?

Little_Miss_1565
01-18-2006, 10:24 AM
Pfff. Ipod sucks. StEAl a Zen instead.

LOLZ, only people who can't afford an iPod say that.

Sunny
01-18-2006, 10:29 AM
Little Miss is so right. =p

And if you steal one from the store, the USB/Firewire cables and stuff come with it. duh.

oh: i can get a brand new ipod video for $200 and you can't! HA! =P

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 10:29 AM
gook is a racial slur. don't use it in the future.

woo, im all against racism, but youve been here like 30 seconds, you have no authority to tell people what to do.

if he posts unappropriatley, the Mods will sort it.

Endymion
01-18-2006, 10:37 AM
what was that about gooks?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 10:44 AM
he has as much authority as you or me. we're talking about racism, you dick. 'sides since when is there a pecking order around? tis like saying to a kid: "now don't tell your elders what to do"
My penis is bigger then yours... Nuff said.

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 10:47 AM
he has as much authority as you or me. we're talking about racism, you dick. 'sides since when is there a pecking order around? tis like saying to a kid: "now don't tell your elders what to do"

what the hell are you talking about, i was saying to him stop telling poeple what to do, and let the moderators decide whether his posts are inappropriate.

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 10:51 AM
you have no right whatsoever to tell him that. That's what I'm about. he may do as he pleases. did ash complain? i don't think so. shut up you prick

so what right does he have to tell the other guy not to post racially?

you cant tell me to not tell him what to do, when he was doing the exact same thing.

Little_Miss_1565
01-18-2006, 10:52 AM
All of you crackers shut up.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 10:53 AM
you have no right whatsoever to tell him that. That's what I'm about. he may do as he pleases. did ash complain? i don't think so. shut up you prick
Ash was eating a burnt cheese Burger :p

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:00 AM
yes, but no. see, racism is bad (that's our premise) because it shows much more about the person who employs it than anything. so our little noobie was doing the right thing, & doing it right, too.

however, you come & dismiss that out of hand, on the basis... on what basis by the way? Simply on the grounds that he's not enough of a senior to go tell anyone what to do. & that I hold to be completely wrong & absurd.

i said in the original post that i was against the racism.

i do however admit that i was wrong to tell him not to say something because of his short time here, i still think it was wrong for him to say something, as it isnt his place to, nor was it really mine to question it. I was merely outlining to imh that none of us can tell each other what to do, and it should be left to the mderators to decide what posts are inappropriate.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 11:01 AM
you should forbid your mom to come within one yard of the oven.
Even tho she is rubbish at cooking this time I was the one cooking :(

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:09 AM
so we shouldn't have an opinion on the inappropriateness of posts? should leave that to the mods? say, that's a great idea. :rolleyes:

what's more, how can you say you're against racism & still condone Ash's post? Of course Ash was joking & I didn't much care, but had he not been joking I might have cared.

finally, mods aren't here to have an opinion of the appropriateness of posts, but to act on the basis of their matured judgements.

where exactly did i say we shouldnt have opinions....theres a difference in an opinion and a demand.....for instance if he'd said 'that racism was inapporpriate and shouldnt really be used'

errrm, sorry but where the fuck exactly did i say i condoned his post?

what the fuck is that last part about, 'act on basis of thier matured judgements'...thats practically the same fucking thing as deciding if posts are unappropriate.

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:12 AM
nevermind, let's move on.

does that meen you agree with me?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 11:13 AM
Yea since when has the iPod been racist? We all know that it's the PSP that is racist.

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:14 AM
of course not, that means I'm weary.

hmmm, yeah ok then... :rolleyes:

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:14 AM
Yea since when has the iPod been racist? We all know that it's the PSP that is racist.

The PSP is now available in white.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-18-2006, 11:21 AM
The PSP is now available in white.
omg you all suck penis... my penis infact!

The PSPs in japan have better screens then the UK and US versions.

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:22 AM
*sighs* apparently no, tis not okay yet.

acting equals not having an opinion, but
acting = deleting the bloody post after due consideration

you never said you condoned his post, but instead of attacking Ash for racism under Article "I forget" of the Civil Code, you turn on the noobie brimming with good intent.

likewise, "racism shouldn't really be used" sounds mild as white piss, if you'll pardon my French.

'white piss'...are you being racist?

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:23 AM
omg you all suck penis... my penis infact!

The PSPs in japan have better screens then the UK and US versions.

why the fuck do you always talk about penis?

do you have one in you?



right now???

H1T_That
01-18-2006, 11:25 AM
I'm hovering between bashing your head in & laughing my butt off. .

and why is that?

platinumpt
01-18-2006, 03:58 PM
Shit, we were talking about ipods this afternoon and all of a sudden I come here and everyone's talking about racism and penises. What the fuck is going on???

Anyway... hummm Little Miss and Sunny: I have a Zen, my sister has an iPod. I prefer Zen. By far.

>:->
01-18-2006, 04:13 PM
woo, im all against racism, but youve been here like 30 seconds, you have no authority to tell people what to do.

if he posts unappropriatley, the Mods will sort it.

(I know I'm quoting this guy kind of late in the game.)

I don't know what these kids' real intents are with all these racist posts, but I assume that they're just being shockingly offensive. Anyway, I just wanted to say that if someone is actually spouting racist (or other hateful) words, we should all jump to call them on it.

Andy
01-18-2006, 04:21 PM
I don't know what these kids' real intents are with all these racist posts, but I assume that they're just being shockingly offensive. Anyway, I just wanted to say that if someone is actually spouting racist (or other hateful) words, we should all jump to call them on it.

It's because they are "punk" and don't give a shit what other people think about them and their views :eek: There aint nothing more punk than being notorious and controversial.

Bless them, some people really do try hard sometimes.

yay
01-18-2006, 07:28 PM
gook is a racial slur. don't use it in the future.Don't bother, I've been debating about this topic for God knows how long. All as I ever got and others who talk against racism is a lecture on how this is a public board and people can say whatever they like.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 07:40 PM
If you learn to recognize context and intent you'll find you get offended less. It also helps not to feed the trolls.