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UgLy_eLf
01-18-2006, 05:44 PM
Not even instant tatoes, someone should cut my hands off and feed them to me.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2006, 05:46 PM
How soon can you get here?

Andy
01-18-2006, 05:47 PM
I am the only person I know who can't cook Super Noodles properly. Either that, or they're just disgusting.

0r4ng3
01-18-2006, 05:48 PM
I know the feeling. I tried making a sandwich the other day, and I almost set my hair on fire.

UgLy_eLf
01-18-2006, 05:49 PM
Depends, will you be providing any transportation or financial assistance for my journey? Also, I'd like to video tape the act to put on America's funniest home videos. Uncle Jesse would be so proud :o

Andy
01-18-2006, 05:51 PM
I can do a mean omelette, however

I don't know
01-18-2006, 05:53 PM
I can cook microwave popcorn, this one is easy, I'm sure even you can cook it, hehe

UgLy_eLf
01-18-2006, 05:55 PM
Ive burned plenty of popcorn in the microwave you simply cannot trust that pre-set popcorn button!!

I don't know
01-18-2006, 05:56 PM
yeah, that's true, it has already happened to me a lot of times

All About Eve
01-18-2006, 06:23 PM
I've burnt a salad.

0r4ng3
01-18-2006, 06:25 PM
Oh yeah? I once burned a sundae. A store-bought sundae from Carvel.

T-6005
01-18-2006, 06:26 PM
I created a charcoal brick out of 2 slices of bread and some cheese.

T-6005
01-18-2006, 06:27 PM
Oh yeah? I once burned a sundae. A store-bought sundae from Carvel.
I'm glad I didn't go with my gut instinct and say this, now.

All About Eve
01-18-2006, 06:27 PM
I burnt ice while trying to flip pancakes.

Andy
01-18-2006, 06:28 PM
I think you've also managed to burn this joke, too

Igniton
01-18-2006, 06:46 PM
i can cook Easy Mac and Chef Boyardee

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2006, 06:47 PM
I know the feeling. I tried making a sandwich the other day, and I almost set my hair on fire.

I <3 Jesse for life.

Rocky-girl
01-19-2006, 05:37 AM
I think if man want to learn to do something he will do it. Cooking isn't complicated. If you want I can give you some easy recepts.:)

Sin Studly
01-19-2006, 05:39 AM
I can cook. I want learn to be tanya's man and will do it to cook easy recepts for her.

sk8ter-hater
01-19-2006, 06:45 AM
I can almost cook. But I can't even make a decent ham and egg. I like grilling, though; grilling is the shit.

nieh
01-19-2006, 06:54 AM
I can't cook too well either. Can anyone tell me how to cook steak? Every now and then I buy one and try cooking it on my own and I never do it properly.

Sin Studly
01-19-2006, 06:55 AM
I can. For starters, do you fry or grill it?