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Sin Studly
01-18-2006, 08:17 PM
Let's see what we can all come up with. Take the following song structure, and donate a verse to the great Irish freestyle. Themes you should touch apon are the 1917 revolution, prostitutes, drinking, the English all being bad, drinking, girls with flowing red hair, beautiful green meadows, drinking, fighting and prostitutes.


[line one, rhyme A]
[line two, rhyme B]
[line three, rhyme A]
[line four, rhyme B]
[line five, rhyme C]
[line six, rhyme A]
[line seven, rhyme C]
[line eight, rhyme C]
[line nine, rhyme A (possibly same as line one)]
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

I suppose I'll go first.

There amongst the grass so green
In the green green hills near Dublin Town
Twas there I met my one true queen
She was a prostitute of great renown
And so I had me a little drink
From me hip-flask o' pouteen
And so I told Molly what I did think
And she lifted her skirt to show her pink
And only charged me eight pound fifteen
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

Andy
01-18-2006, 08:46 PM
I'm rubbish, I can't think of anything. Shall post something tomorrow.

coke_a_holic
01-18-2006, 08:56 PM
Every day I go out drinkin'
Every mornin' I come home
Me wife she don't know what I'm thinkin'
But, hey, she looks like a gnome
She says I don't pay any to her needs
But she's a whore without anyone pimpin'
So until she gives me the money that buys me mead,
Her wants will be the not be on the list of things that are key
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

All About Eve
01-18-2006, 09:45 PM
Well I stumbled out of the bar one night
Cursing the English all the while
As I was about to get meself a light
I threw up something vile
Me mate got mad quite a bit
His panties must've been too tight
He came at me in a drunken fit
And in face I did get hit
So me mate and I did fight
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!


Wow, I suck.

lenar
01-18-2006, 10:02 PM
oops I did not finish..so I will now..haha

Just late the other night
I went to the pub for a little luck
In the corner she comes to sight
This lass I want to fuck
So I start this mighty plight
I appraoch this lass in her drunken state
and we begin to fornicate
Just late the other night

With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

yeah I still forgot stuff so I giive up..

All About Eve
01-18-2006, 10:03 PM
Just late the other night
I went to the pub for a little luck
In the corner she comes to sight
This lass I want to fuck
So I start this mighty plight
I appraoch this lass in her drunken state
and we begin to fornicate
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

..no. You even left out two lines.

lenar
01-18-2006, 10:05 PM
oops. Oh well.

neocon58
01-18-2006, 10:25 PM
Went to England, yeah, I did,
Hit the pubs, got pissed as shit.
Fucked a minger for about 3 quid
Rather fat, cut quite a bit.

I got this dandy thing called AIDS,
She didn't use a franger, I should have hid.
My dick lays infected, shrinking, it fades.
Thanks to that minger, my wang decays.
Got AIDS from a minger, yeah, I did.

With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

sKratch
01-18-2006, 11:07 PM
Me mates 'n' me are out day and night
Dressed in orange with crimson noses
Sopping pissed we ain't quite polite
You might find some clovers but you won't find roses
So we eat our 'taters 'n' sip the good brew
'Till we sore above the green among the kites
And aye one night at once we knew
What tomorrow, next week, and next month we'd do
Me mates 'n' me are out day and night
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

Nicole
01-19-2006, 12:30 AM
Awesome topic. I have the urge to watch that "party" episode of Black Books.

Sin Studly
01-19-2006, 05:34 AM
One fine day in nineteen-seventeen
We set out to fight and kill the orange
I drank two litres of pouteen
And nothing rhymes with orange
So I fixed me bayonet to me gun
And we set across the grass so green
It was all in the name o' good fun
But there was a war that had to be won
And I was shot right through me spleen
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

Andy
01-19-2006, 08:27 AM
Awesome topic. I have the urge to watch that "party" episode of Black Books.
Done, done and done

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-19-2006, 08:35 AM
One fine day in nineteen-seventeen
We set out to fight and kill the orange
I drank two litres of pouteen
And nothing rhymes with orange

HAHAHAHAHA! Superb.

wheelchairman
01-19-2006, 09:10 AM
The 1917 revolution was actually in sixteen
but the drunk needn't be pedantic
with the best fusilier's Eire's ever seen
we'll drink drink until we make ourselves sick
for the lasses be uglier than the asses
and I ain't be saying that just to be mean
cause we still want to get ourselves in their crevasses
and increase the population of the general masses
so we'll find our ways to get ourselves in the inbetween
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

notoriousdoc
01-19-2006, 09:55 AM
All o'er th' rocky mounts
And all o'er th' 'voltin' men
My drunk'n red hair'd lady flouts
For three score euros an' ten
She be th' fuckin' slag o' th' East'rn isle!
All I ask I far her t' show lest o' 'er trout
An' to get back in rank an' file
An' not cover'd in beer, blood, cum an' bile!
Wit' a aidee aidee aidee, an' an aidee aidee ay!
Th' English are all bad!

Mota Boy
01-19-2006, 03:27 PM
In me fadder's home in Dublin town
Atop the em'rald green
He nightly beat me mudder down
All 1917
She'd go whorin', he'd go beserk
She'd screw Black and Tans fer just a crown
Still he'd let her go, because the jerk
Was always too plastered to work
And needed coin to keep drink 'round
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad!!!!!

Iddy
01-19-2006, 04:27 PM
I'm damn proud i'm not a Dublin lass
no jackeens wife i'll be
Jaysus no, Cork gal has class
Tis a rebel life for me.
I drink the stout, I wear the green
I say me prayers at mass
a Fighting fenian rebel colleen
me Father fought in -sixteen
He beat dem brits, oh alas!
With a aidee aidee aidee, and an aidee aidee ay!
The English are all bad

Sin Studly
01-20-2006, 12:15 AM
I had hoped you'd contribute, Iddy. :)

bighead384
03-17-2012, 04:41 PM
I remember this thread.

BagOfShenanigans
03-17-2012, 06:17 PM
So, I've noticed that this forum has no problem with necrobumping..

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
03-17-2012, 06:44 PM
Shall we all make a rhyme while we're here?