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No1Fan
01-19-2006, 10:18 PM
I hate to sound like a teenager (since I'm 36) but.......is Dexter the sexiest guy on the planet or what!!!???
C'mon girls...back me up on this one!!

Tired_Of_You
01-19-2006, 10:22 PM
Dexter, Dexter, I'm in luv with ya!! LoLz!

bd007h
01-19-2006, 10:44 PM
someone better show this thread to her husband

StayInTheHouseCarl
01-19-2006, 11:07 PM
uh oh....busted!

peko
01-19-2006, 11:31 PM
Hey, just because she's already ordered something, doesn't mean she still can't look at the menu. :cool:

lost_nvrfound
01-20-2006, 10:00 PM
while i shall not deny that he is a sexy beast... i must bring up the old cliche

http://www.offspring.com/forums/search.php?

Awesome_Avril
01-20-2006, 11:26 PM
And the best part is that He is our age!! So all of you teeny boppers should go find someone else to drool over!! :) Also, he's a really nice guy. I met him during Warped Tour in Cincinnati.


Atom isn't bad looking in person either!!! Too bad, :( if he has left the group.

punx_girl
01-21-2006, 05:24 AM
Dexter is soooooooooooo cute!!!!!!! :) :) :) :)

killer_queen
01-21-2006, 05:40 AM
DEXTER IS HOOOT! I love him too. I want to have sex with him. lol

Igniton
01-21-2006, 09:31 AM
maybe if atom really is leaving, they will get a hott female drummer hehe

Drummerguy123
01-21-2006, 10:06 AM
I must say, If I were gay, I would probably end up all over Dexter.

darko
01-21-2006, 12:28 PM
Get in the Queue!

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:33 PM
maybe if atom really is leaving, they will get a hott female drummer hehe
You shouldn't talk about atom like that... :p lol

darko
01-21-2006, 03:37 PM
You shouldn't talk about atom like that... :p lol

HAHAHAHA.....i know it mean, but cant help but laugh

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:37 PM
I think No1Fan and DexterisMYman should have a Dexter-off...

See which one 'loves' him the most?...

So who wants to buy tickets to this great event of idiocy????
Come on , I'll sell them cheap :p

darko
01-21-2006, 03:39 PM
Aye! should be a good laugh

then Dexter slaps a restraining order on them!

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:40 PM
Aye! should be a good laugh
Who's judging

darko
01-21-2006, 03:41 PM
Oh oh I can be a judge?

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:42 PM
Oh oh I can be a judge?
I dont think its up 2 me or any1 but yes you can :D I'll be a ref

darko
01-21-2006, 03:43 PM
I dont think its up 2 me or any1 but yes you can :D I'll be a ref

Cool! thanxs :D

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:44 PM
I dont think its up 2 me or any1 but yes you can :D I'll be a ref
HEY...it's up to me ..I came up with the idea :p

Darko of course you can...:D
And you can be ref Dan =)

so how much will we charge...and btw it's being split 60/40 to me :D

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:45 PM
then Dexter slaps a restraining order on them!
haha yes...that could be the prize! :cool::eek:

darko
01-21-2006, 03:46 PM
coool....Thanks

The price should be fair!

Yeah i think thats fair prize! :D

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:48 PM
Do i get a cut in this..or do i sell copys of it on e-bay :p

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:49 PM
coool....Thanks

The price should be fair!

Yeah i think thats fair prize! :D
:D...they can get one of those ankle braces that stop the person leaving the town...and it could have an engraved offspring logo in it, to give it that personal touch :p...

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:49 PM
Do i get a cut in this..or do i sell copys of it on e-bay :p
haha you get a 20% cut...as does Darko

I get 60%...it was my idea :p

darko
01-21-2006, 03:51 PM
HEY HEY HEY!

Summit wrong there!! 20%???? uh-uh

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:51 PM
haha you get a 20% cut...as does Darko

I get 60%...it was my idea :p
haha ok...i think some1 should make merch...any1

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:53 PM
HEY HEY HEY!

Summit wrong there!! 20%???? uh-uh
Oh alright, you can have 25%...25% for you , 25% for Dan and 50% for me...

For God's sake it was my damn idea...:p


haha ok...i think some1 should make merch...any1

Oh yes...we could sell straightjackets with the Offspring skull on the back :D....and some sedate drugs , so as the crazy people can't harm anyone =p

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:54 PM
Oh alright, you can have 25%...25% for you , 25% for Dan and 50% for me...

For God's sake it was my damn idea...:p



Oh yes...we could sell straightjackets with the Offspring skull on the back :D....and some sedate drugs , so as the crazy people can't harm anyone =p
haha thats a well good idea

darko
01-21-2006, 03:55 PM
30% for me
30% for Dan {is it?}
40% for you

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:56 PM
30% for me
30% for Dan {is it?}
40% for you
HELL NO...my idea, my profit

Hell this thing will make so much damn money that 25% of each of you will make you rich ;)
25% or nothing?

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:57 PM
30% for me
30% for Dan {is it?}
40% for you
sounds good and it is Dan :D

[I think shree was being a bit cheap before 60%/20%/20%]

darko
01-21-2006, 03:57 PM
and we all get a cut of the merch

I like that idea bot the offspring logo and the ankle braces

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 03:58 PM
HELL NO...my idea, my profit

Hell this thing will make so much damn money that 25% of each of you will make you rich ;)
25% or nothing?
CHEAP!!!!!!!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:58 PM
and we all get a cut of the merch

I like that idea bot the offspring logo and the ankle braces

Ok fair enough...I think we'll charge 30 in to this thing...obsession can be a real show giver :p

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 03:59 PM
CHEAP!!!!!!!
Dude you're getting merch cuts too...stop whining :p

Don't make me cut you out all together! *shakes fist* :cool:

darko
01-21-2006, 03:59 PM
25%? HELL NO Thats makes you tigher than a frogs arse!

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:00 PM
Dude you're getting merch cuts too...stop whining :p

Don't make me cut you out all together! *shakes fist* :cool:
*Backs Away*

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:01 PM
25%? HELL NO Thats makes you tigher than a frogs arse!
hahahahah....my idea

Omg...you people are such leeches...
To hell with this...I don't need you..I'll make it on my own...

I never needed you anyway

*huffs* :p

darko
01-21-2006, 04:01 PM
Dan we have to stand firm here!!


30%!!

hmmm 30.00?

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:02 PM
Dan we have to stand firm here!!


30%!!

hmmm 30.00?
Lol, 30%!!!! OR ELSE!!

darko
01-21-2006, 04:02 PM
hahahahah....my idea

Omg...you people are such leeches...
To hell with this...I don't need you..I'll make it on my own...

I never needed you anyway

*huffs* :p

You'll need a Ref and a Judge!! ;)

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:02 PM
Dan we have to stand firm here!!


30%!!

hmmm 30.00?
Dammit that's it...I'm not arguing with you peasants anymore...You're both cut out...I'm going on my own....

jk

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:03 PM
Dammit that's it...I'm not arguing with you peasants anymore...You're both cut out...I'm going on my own....

jk
haha you know u need us

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:03 PM
You'll need a Ref and a Judge!! ;)
Yes...but I don't need you or Dan

I can easily get someone else...and because this thing will go so damn big you will miss out on so much! HA!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:04 PM
haha you know u need us
Like hell I do...:p

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:04 PM
Yes...but I don't need you or Dan

I can easily get someone else...and because this thing will go so damn big you will miss out on so much! HA!
FINE!! 25% is good.....*huffs*

darko
01-21-2006, 04:05 PM
Here no-one is stupid enough to go for 60/20/20!!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:07 PM
Here no-one is stupid enough to go for 60/20/20!!
I SAID 50/25/25

and thank you Dan...I knew you would listen to reason! :D

you are now the ref again *hands Dan the black and white striped shirt* Congratulations

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:08 PM
I SAID 50/25/25

and thank you Dan...I knew you would listen to reason! :D

you are now the ref again *hands Dan the black and white striped shirt* Congratulations
Thanks...can i have a rise?

darko
01-21-2006, 04:08 PM
RIGHT! 25% will have to do, but Watch incase Dexter finds out, cus he'll prob want a cut then we wont get ANYTHING!!

BUT if profits are extremely good then its only fair the cut goes up!

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:09 PM
RIGHT! 25% will have to do, but Watch incase Dexter finds out, cus he'll prob want a cut then we wont get ANYTHING!!
haha yeah i'd give him my 25% for a job at Nirto :p

darko
01-21-2006, 04:10 PM
well maybe a cut of that restraining order.....lol

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:11 PM
well maybe a cut of that restraining order.....lol
lol :D yeah

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:11 PM
Thanks...can i have a rise?
Erm...NOPE!..dude you haven't even done anything yet


RIGHT! 25% will have to do, but Watch incase Dexter finds out, cus he'll prob want a cut then we wont get ANYTHING!!
Dexter is already rich..he doesn't need our money. To hell with him :p


BUT if profits are extremely good then its only fair the cut goes up!
Yes fair enough *offers hand to shake*

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:12 PM
well maybe a cut of that restraining order.....lol
YEA...and some kickass offspring straightjackets...WOOHOO!

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:14 PM
I just hope that No1fan and dexterismyman will have this "fight"

darko
01-21-2006, 04:14 PM
*Shakes Nirushika6789 hand*

Right thats that sorted!

Aye bribery and corruption is all it takes!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:15 PM
I just hope that No1fan and dexterismyman will have this "fight"
Damn...of course they will...you heard DexterisMYman's poem and seen her room...she doesn't want any competition...She will surely take on No1fan

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:15 PM
*Shakes Nirushika6789 hand*

Right thats that sorted!
YAY...and you can call me Sheree :)

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:16 PM
Damn...of course they will...you heard DexterisMYman's poem and seen her room...she doesn't want any competition...She will surely take on No1fan
Thank god im be out of a job twice in a day!! :D

darko
01-21-2006, 04:16 PM
ok i'll try an remember that

you can call me Shaz

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:18 PM
Thank god im be out of a job twice in a day!! :D
haha...well this job has got maximum security:p...

Shaz: ok :D

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:19 PM
haha...well this job has got maximum security:p...


Ah thats good :D



[P.s dexter if you read this i still whouldnt mind a job at nirto :p ]

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:21 PM
P.s dexter if you read this i still whouldnt mind a job at nirto :p
OH, so you're just going to sell me out for Dexter?...

Well that's it...you're fired from this non-existent job...

Now get out of my office :p

icklebabygremlin
01-21-2006, 04:22 PM
OH, so you're just going to sell me out for Dexter?...

Well that's it...you're fired from this non-existent job...

Now get out of my office :p
haha jokes on you coz ermm...because you..err....*Runs to Nitro*

darko
01-21-2006, 04:22 PM
Office? ooooh

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:25 PM
haha jokes on you coz ermm...because you..err....*Runs to Nitro*
Haha dude...the security guards will take care of you at Nitro...besides you can't run to America from the UK..so the joke is really on YOU!

and Shaz: Of course...I like to give my employees comfort etc , but Dan will never know of it...HA!

darko
01-21-2006, 04:28 PM
Haha dude...the security guards will take care of you at Nitro...besides you can't run to America from the UK..so the joke is really on YOU!

and Shaz: Of course...I like to give my employees comfort etc , but Dan will never know of it...HA!

There maybe a plane waiting.....*shuts up and backs away* never mind

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:30 PM
There maybe a plane waiting.....*shuts up and backs away* never mind
Yea...you better be scared...your life is in my hands *evil laugh* :p

darko
01-21-2006, 04:32 PM
HEY I know my rights! my life in your hands nothing!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:34 PM
HEY I know my rights! my life in your hands nothing!
You may know your rights...but I control them!

I'm the one who is invisibly paying you...so as your 'boss' I demand you to shut up :eek::cool::p

darko
01-21-2006, 04:36 PM
Och i'm not scared off your....if you met my current boss you'd be shitting bricks!

I aint taking crap!!!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:38 PM
Och i'm not scared off your....if you met my current boss you'd be shitting bricks!

I aint taking crap!!!
lol Dude I don't take no crap...from anyone...

Anyways lets put this behind us...since Dan is gone you can have 50% and I can have 50%...:D

Hehe...I love being sneaky :p

darko
01-21-2006, 04:45 PM
50%? cool i'll no argue w that!!

Nirushika6789
01-21-2006, 04:45 PM
50%? cool i'll no argue w that!!
*Nods* I knew you would come to my way of thinking :D

Drummerguy123
01-21-2006, 06:48 PM
I don't know why you are arguing. You already know who won.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

Little_Miss_1565
01-21-2006, 07:06 PM
I don't know why you are arguing. You already know who won.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

SNAAAAAAAP!

Drummerguy123
01-21-2006, 07:08 PM
SNAAAAAAAP!

Totarry...

Ninty Man
01-21-2006, 07:13 PM
WTF????

Men, heis cool, but, sexy??? I don't know, I like Jessica Alba

icklebabygremlin
01-22-2006, 11:48 AM
Haha dude...the security guards will take care of you at Nitro...besides you can't run to America from the UK..so the joke is really on YOU!

and Shaz: Of course...I like to give my employees comfort etc , but Dan will never know of it...HA!
....Im now in america and im here with dexter and he has givin me the keys to nirto coz hes goin to see redman and will be gone 4 a couple of days and sed i can sign up as many bands as i like :D

darko
01-22-2006, 12:05 PM
Surely the man has more brains than that?:p {j/k}

icklebabygremlin
01-22-2006, 12:09 PM
Surely the man has more brains than that?:p {j/k}
lol well he can fly..

Nirushika6789
01-22-2006, 01:43 PM
Surely the man has more brains than that?:p {j/k}
Yea..Dan seriously you just slagged Dexter by saying that, that would mean he has poor judgement...SHAME ON YOU!

darko
01-22-2006, 01:44 PM
Yea..Dan seriously you just slagged Dexter by saying that, that would mean he has poor judgement...SHAME ON YOU!


hahahaha have to agree with you there Sheree!!

*sorry, I spelt it worng!!*

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 01:57 PM
I think Dexter is an attractive man. I'll be the new drummer.

conspiracy of renzo
01-22-2006, 02:57 PM
dexter to best

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:05 PM
I think Dexter is an attractive man. I'll be the new drummer.
No, I'd be all over him before you could blink. XP

Nirushika6789
01-22-2006, 03:06 PM
No, I'd be all over him before you could blink. XP
Haha...aren't you both forgetting that the guy is married?!

Isn't that an obstacle or are you psychotics willing to 'overcome' that issue? ;) jk

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:07 PM
No, I'd be all over him before you could blink. XP
Hun, I don't want to be all over him. Plus, if I did, I'm not to far away.

darko
01-22-2006, 03:08 PM
OOOH Sheree think we could make a profit over the fight for a new driummer!!

Nirushika6789
01-22-2006, 03:08 PM
Hun, I don't want to be all over him. Plus, if I did, I'm not to far away.
OH...I bet DexterisMYman would whoop your ass just because you said that...

She don't want no competition :p....

Nirushika6789
01-22-2006, 03:08 PM
OOOH Sheree think we could make a profit over fight for a new driummer!!
Hell Yea......

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:09 PM
OH...I bet DexterisMYman would whoop your ass just because you said that...

She don't want no competition :p....
Who's dexterisMYman? They sound a little obsessive. Yeah I'm a USC girl.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:11 PM
No, I meant I would be all over him for the new drummer position. Not what you guys were thinking.

darko
01-22-2006, 03:12 PM
Who's dexterisMYman? They sound a little obsessive. Yeah I'm a USC girl.

maybe you should read this!
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:12 PM
No, I meant I would be all over him for the new drummer position. Not what you guys were thinking.
Oh I'm soory. For a minute there I thought you were gay. Yeah they probably wouldn't let me do it cuz I'm a girl.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:13 PM
Normally it would be against my nature, but for a sopt on the Offspring, I would totally hit a girl.

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:14 PM
maybe you should read this!
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785
Wow someone needs help.

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:14 PM
Normally it would be against my nature, but for a sopt on the Offspring, I would totally hit a girl.
I'd hit you right back. You wouldn't be the first guy to hit me over drums.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:16 PM
I posted that link here a long time ago.

darko
01-22-2006, 03:17 PM
Yeah i know....where do you think i got it from.....

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:17 PM
I'd hit you right back. You wouldn't be the first guy to hit me over drums.
lol. I'm sorry.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:18 PM
Yeah i know....where do you think i got it from.....
cheater..........

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:18 PM
Some people on these boards scare me. Some need to learn that obsessions aren't always healthy.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:19 PM
Some people on these boards scare me. Some need to learn that obsessions aren't always healthy.

That's for sure...

.:SMASH:.
01-22-2006, 03:22 PM
yes i <3 dexter. i want to carry his baby and when i met him i will say hello and hope to touch his genitals. creeped out?

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:24 PM
very .

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:24 PM
yes i <3 dexter. i want to carry his baby and when i met him i will say hello and hope to touch his genitals. creeped out?

a little bit

darko
01-22-2006, 03:28 PM
cheater..........

yeah sorry

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:30 PM
Steelers need to win.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:35 PM
Steelers need to win.
o_O;;

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.................

:confused:

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:47 PM
o_O;;

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.................

:confused:
Sorry, I'm watchin the game. I just had to think aloud.

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 03:49 PM
And through your fingers on the keyboard?

Drum Goddess
01-22-2006, 03:51 PM
Yes .

Drummerguy123
01-22-2006, 04:00 PM
Okaaaay, then....

devil_666
01-23-2006, 03:53 AM
he is sooooooooooo cute, i would love to meet him in person, geez least iam not the only person. (i think noodles is ok to)

Ronin
01-23-2006, 08:06 AM
i'll have to agree with the older gals on here and say...

yeah those 14 year olds that are obsessed with him need to go back and buy some backstreet boys cds or something.... because dexter is not a cradle robber!

and then other people that are really obsessed with him need to get on medication or something...whoever said it's not healthy to be obsessed is damn right! these sickos man....its crazy!

i wouldnt wanna have his baby or anything....but a fling or two would be pretty cool, lol :cool: (hey, i'm 21, so it's totally legal ;) )

Nirushika6789
01-24-2006, 11:01 AM
i'll have to agree with the older gals on here and say...

yeah those 14 year olds that are obsessed with him need to go back and buy some backstreet boys cds or something.... because dexter is not a cradle robber!

and then other people that are really obsessed with him need to get on medication or something...whoever said it's not healthy to be obsessed is damn right! these sickos man....its crazy!

i wouldnt wanna have his baby or anything....but a fling or two would be pretty cool, lol :cool: (hey, i'm 21, so it's totally legal ;) )
I'm 14 and I don't go on like a complete retard...

and the scary part is DexterisMYman thinks her obsession is ok :eek:

Drum Goddess
01-24-2006, 11:08 AM
i'll have to agree with the older gals on here and say...

yeah those 14 year olds that are obsessed with him need to go back and buy some backstreet boys cds or something.... because dexter is not a cradle robber!

and then other people that are really obsessed with him need to get on medication or something...whoever said it's not healthy to be obsessed is damn right! these sickos man....its crazy!

i wouldnt wanna have his baby or anything....but a fling or two would be pretty cool, lol :cool: (hey, i'm 21, so it's totally legal ;) )
No one needs to get obsessive with celbrities. I mean the chances that they'll ever get to be with them are slim. And obsessing is just weird.