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lost_nvrfound
01-20-2006, 10:45 PM
Facts about Sex
Body: +++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX +++++

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

HAHAHAHA!

XYlophonetreeZ
01-20-2006, 10:48 PM
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
Both of these are buuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiit. Which leads me to believe that everything else is too, including the half I didn't read.

sKratch
01-20-2006, 11:29 PM
[font=verdana][size=2]Facts about Sex
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).


I'm fairly certain this is incorrect.

Endymion
01-20-2006, 11:31 PM
I'm fairly certain this is incorrect.
either that or we're supermen, amiright?

lost_nvrfound
01-20-2006, 11:33 PM
I'm fairly certain this is incorrect.
I don't know. Get out the rulers and make some coffee. Its gonna be a long night.

I posted this because i found it funny. Whether it is true or not makes no difference to me.

*to xylophonetreez or whatever*

I disagree with you on #4, but I do agree that the part about breast implants is false.

Endymion
01-20-2006, 11:35 PM
I disagree with you on #4, but I do agree that the part about breast implants is false.
that all depends, does tit fucking count as a breast implant?

lost_nvrfound
01-20-2006, 11:36 PM
what?

[10 damn characters]

dain84
01-21-2006, 12:05 AM
So is it saying all men say they have huge dicks?

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 12:16 AM
So is it saying all men say they have huge dicks?
uh-derrr!

[10]

dain84
01-21-2006, 12:20 AM
uh-derrr!

[10]
Meh, I admit to only having 6 1/2 inches

neocon58
01-21-2006, 12:22 AM
Meh, I admit to only having 6 1/2 inches

Nobody wants you to fucking talk, let alone tell everybody about your man pole.


For fucks sake. *sighs*

dain84
01-21-2006, 12:30 AM
Nobody wants you to fucking talk, let alone tell everybody about your man pole.


For fucks sake. *sighs*
Do you honestly believe I give a flying fuck?

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 12:40 AM
you cared enough to respond...

Tizzalicious
01-21-2006, 12:53 AM
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).

This is just wrong.

Endymion
01-21-2006, 01:01 AM
This is just wrong.

wrong in the "eeew, british people" way or the "pardon me, i do believe that the cited statistic is incorrect" way?

Tizzalicious
01-21-2006, 01:03 AM
Wrong in the, British women are not very attractive, and those are the ones who think they are-kinda way.

I believe the 9%.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:02 AM
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).

I knew someone would respond to this.

mrconeman
01-21-2006, 07:11 AM
Wrong in the, British women at not very attractive, and those are the ones who think they are-kinda way.

I believe the 9%.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/countervail/keira-006.jpg

Yeah, British girls are ugly :rolleyes:

Tizzalicious
01-21-2006, 07:13 AM
I never said ALL British women are ugly. Just...most of them.

ruroken
01-21-2006, 07:18 AM
hahahahaha 5in...

mrconeman
01-21-2006, 07:25 AM
I never said ALL British women are ugly. Just...most of them.
I was just trying to show that you cant generalise like that.

That_Guy91
01-21-2006, 07:47 AM
I was just trying to show that you cant generalise like that.
So you represtented the entire population with one picture?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:48 AM
Sorry, but I gotta agree. Most British women are hella ugly.

ruroken
01-21-2006, 07:51 AM
Full-blooded British [women], or what?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:51 AM
Pardon me?

ruroken
01-21-2006, 07:56 AM
Do you mean full-blooded british women, or most women with british blood?

Andy
01-21-2006, 07:56 AM
Sorry, but I gotta agree. Most British women are hella ugly.
I wouldn't go that far - it's just the ones who believe they are attractive.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:57 AM
No, I'd go that far. Most British women really are hella ugly.

Ruroken, the first one.

Tizzalicious
01-21-2006, 08:06 AM
I was just trying to show that you cant generalise like that.

Saying most of them isn't generalising. Saying all of them is.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 08:41 AM
There are some very hot British women. And I'm friends with all of them.

Tizzalicious
01-21-2006, 08:47 AM
Hey...I'm not British.

mrconeman
01-21-2006, 09:04 AM
Saying most of them isn't generalising. Saying all of them is.
I know, we're at an agreement, heh.
And to the other person, no I wasnt representing the entire female population of Britian with one woman, I though Tizz had said ALL of them were ugly, I merely was trying to show one example.
Simple misunderstanding.

Marco
01-21-2006, 09:09 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm very interesting, if masturbating makes you wealthier i'd be Billy Gates

the_GoDdEsS
01-21-2006, 09:11 AM
And where is ruroken's famous line?

Generalisations are for morons.

Nina
01-21-2006, 01:13 PM
most of this is bullshit.

wheelchairman
01-21-2006, 01:17 PM
most of this is bullshit.
Obviously. Thanks to this everyone will think they are sexual fiends.

And my penis is still below average, even when they lie :(

0r4ng3
01-21-2006, 01:18 PM
And my penis is still below average, even when they lie :(
Same here, but I have an excuse.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-21-2006, 01:19 PM
That piss after sex is odd, yet rather good.

dain84
01-21-2006, 03:01 PM
Same here, but I have an excuse.
Are you asian?

coke_a_holic
01-21-2006, 05:25 PM
Are you asian?
No, but he plays one in his avatar.

Endymion
01-21-2006, 05:28 PM
No, but he plays one in his avatar.
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1135722344742.jpg

GunForHire
01-21-2006, 07:04 PM
Hahaha, like you people would know if all British women are ugly.

I live in the UK, and mabey a lot of you US folk believe yourselves to be aryans or something, but believe me, it's not as though there aren't a whole bunch of ugly American/French/Italian/Canadian/Brazilian/etc women in the world. Sure, you can tell that most of the women in a country are ugly whenever you live 2000 miles away...

Now I'm not flaming, but it's generalisations like that that give US citizens a bad reputation around the world.

wheelchairman
01-21-2006, 07:10 PM
Most of those people were Europeans. One was even British.

Although I'm part British, live in Europe, and grew up in America. And I can say that the proportionate amount of Ugly in England, is higher than most other parts of the world (with the possible exception of Sri Lanka.)

JoY
01-21-2006, 07:10 PM
Hahaha, like you people would know if all British women are ugly.

I live in the UK, and mabey a lot of you US folk believe yourselves to be aryans or something, but believe me, it's not as though there aren't a whole bunch of ugly American/French/Italian/Canadian/Brazilian/etc women in the world. Sure, you can tell that most of the women in a country are ugly whenever you live 2000 miles away...

Now I'm not flaming, but it's generalisations like that that give US citizens a bad reputation around the world.
"mabey", AWWW!! hahaha.

& excuse me, but a) it wasn't a 'US citizen' that made that comment, b) with that very remark, you just generalised US citizens a hell of a lot more, than anyone has generalised UK women. who are, by the way, mostly ugly as fuck.

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 07:42 PM
HAHAHA! They're right y'know. Not that I'm saying that all americans are hot stuff or anything, but we seem to generally have a more appealing face shape and what-not. But there are some really ugly-assed americans too. Believe me... *shudders*

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:42 PM
Now I'm not flaming, but it's generalisations like that that give US citizens a bad reputation around the world.

I'm English.

Most English women are hella ugly.

:D

Paint_It_Black
01-21-2006, 07:48 PM
Now I'm not flaming

Well, not on a Graham Norton type level anyway.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:51 PM
Well, not on a Graham Norton type level anyway.

Oh hell, that was just superb.

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 07:55 PM
Well, not on a Graham Norton type level anyway.HAHAHA!

[10]

JoY
01-21-2006, 07:56 PM
*cracks up*


speaking of facts about sex; dain will never have it.

Andy
01-21-2006, 07:57 PM
speaking of facts about sex; dain will never have it.
hah! nice one

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:58 PM
He'll steal someone else's intercourse and claim it was his own.

Andy
01-21-2006, 07:58 PM
He'll steal someone else's intercourse and claim it was his own.
HAH! Nicer

JoY
01-21-2006, 07:58 PM
He'll steal someone else's intercourse and claim it was his own.
*rolls on the floor laughing her butt off*

0r4ng3
01-21-2006, 07:58 PM
He'll also claim that the intercourse has it's very own inside jokes which no one will understand.

T-6005
01-21-2006, 07:58 PM
He'll steal someone else's intercourse and claim it was his own.
I wish context could be crammed into this post - it'd be my sig in a heartbeat.

Hats off, TUNB.

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 08:00 PM
*cracks up*


speaking of facts about sex; dain will never have it.
but he spent so much time thinking up that clever, witty, and british bashing thread on skate-city... you'd think people would be throwing themselves at him...

i guess that i'm the only one turned on by a bad, perpetual liar. :D jk

T-6005
01-21-2006, 08:02 PM
but he spent so much time thinking up that clever, witty, and british bashing thread on skate-city... you'd think people would be throwing themselves at him...

i guess that i'm the only one turned on by a bad, perpetual liar. :D jk
Friendly hint - drop the "jk".

It makes people think that you believe you're more advanced than they are. We get the humor. Then we get to the "jk". Then it's lame.

Unless you mean Jedi Knight.

JoY
01-21-2006, 08:03 PM
but he spent so much time thinking up that clever, witty, and british bashing thread on skate-city... you'd think people would be throwing themselves at him...

i guess that i'm the only one turned on by a bad, perpetual liar. :D jk
.....
that just ruined the funnies.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 08:03 PM
Friendly hint - drop the "jk".

It makes people think that you believe you're more advanced than they are. We get the humor. Then we get to the "jk". Then it's lame.

Unless you mean Jedi Knight.

Speaking of which, you know those boats that are powered by that chord you pull? Chain powered?

Yeah, my friend wants to make a lightsaber powered by that.

T-6005
01-21-2006, 08:04 PM
Sounds like a pretty ineffectual lightsaber... do you think you'd be able to discreetly tuck one of those under your awesome Jedi robe?

Anywho - I'm off to drink more. Keep the BBS alive until the wee hours... for back I shall come.

LOLZ. cum.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 08:05 PM
Sounds like a pretty ineffectual lightsaber... do you think you'd be able to discreetly tuck one of those under your awesome Jedi robe?

Would be awesome if Darth Vader had one, though. Admit it.

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 08:10 PM
Would be awesome if Darth Vader had one, though. Admit it.
i can just imagine it...

[scene: luke and darth preparing for their big battle]
[darth lugs out crank-powered light-saber]
Darth: (corny line, then) *crank crank* Fuck! *crank*
Luke: need any help there?
Darth: Give me a second, i'll get it... *crank crank*
[darth finally gives up and wings it at luke and runs]

0r4ng3
01-21-2006, 08:11 PM
A motor-powered lightsaber, and a heavy breathing life support system?

That is one noisy Sith lord.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 08:12 PM
I can hear a Darth Vader costume calling me..

0r4ng3
01-21-2006, 08:14 PM
The force is strong in this one.

No, wait, that's just gas.

lost_nvrfound
01-21-2006, 08:18 PM
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Tizzalicious
01-22-2006, 01:07 AM
Hahaha, like you people would know if all British women are ugly.

I live in the UK, and mabey a lot of you US folk believe yourselves to be aryans or something, but believe me, it's not as though there aren't a whole bunch of ugly American/French/Italian/Canadian/Brazilian/etc women in the world. Sure, you can tell that most of the women in a country are ugly whenever you live 2000 miles away...

Now I'm not flaming, but it's generalisations like that that give US citizens a bad reputation around the world.

As I said before, I never said ALL British women are ugly.

Second, I'm not from the US. I'm from Holland. Plus my ex is English, I've been to Britain enough, and I've seen enough Brits to say that most of them are, in fact, hideous.

I love how when someone points that out, a lot of Brits get offended. They probably fall in the category ugly Brits.

It's also sad to see that Per's British roots are so obvious when you look at him :(

JoY
01-22-2006, 05:15 AM
Tizz, I especially love it how he ASSUMES you're from the US & gets all upset about how YOU 'generalise', when you call a lot of them Brit females uglies. that's an extreme generalisation right there, plus they often are ugly as sin. just look at Vicky.

pyromaniac
02-20-2006, 10:49 AM
hmmmmmmmmm

Tizzalicious
02-20-2006, 10:54 AM
Tizz, I especially love it how he ASSUMES you're from the US & gets all upset about how YOU 'generalise', when you call a lot of them Brit females uglies. that's an extreme generalisation right there, plus they often are ugly as sin. just look at Vicky.

Wow, you're Ivil with a capital E!

And this bump was really unnecessary. (I don't know how to spell that =/)

the_GoDdEsS
02-20-2006, 10:58 AM
I've heard most girls don't know it hurts losing their virginity.









Whom am I impersonating? :P

JoY
02-20-2006, 10:58 AM
I know! I didn't remember typing that & just read it back, thinking; "holy shit, someone's swallowed the honesty-potion".

grunge
02-20-2006, 11:13 AM
I'm a 16 years virgin :(

grunge
02-20-2006, 11:14 AM
I like masturbation or to fuck the sheeps

coke_a_holic
02-20-2006, 11:19 AM
There's another sex fact for you:
Trolls enjoy sheepsex.

pyromaniac
02-20-2006, 11:20 AM
your twisted man! :eek:

JohnnyNemesis
02-20-2006, 11:22 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/countervail/keira-006.jpg

Yeah, British girls are ugly :rolleyes:

That picture doesn't help your cause any. Ugh.


I've heard most girls don't know it hurts losing their virginity.









Whom am I impersonating? :P

ruroken, in what was a classic thread of stupidity. I love it, I love you, and don't understand why we're not having sex right now, Simma.

Tizzalicious
02-20-2006, 11:23 AM
Because it hurts!

JoY
02-20-2006, 11:24 AM
hahahahahaha! I <3 teh Tizzster.

JohnnyNemesis
02-20-2006, 11:26 AM
Now THAT was well-played. <3

Tizzalicious
02-20-2006, 11:28 AM
A PINK heart. Rick, you must truely love me <3

Sunny
02-20-2006, 11:28 AM
hrm. that picture of keira is actually hawtz. it still doesn't change the fact that most British women i've met have faces full of fug.

;/

JohnnyNemesis
02-20-2006, 11:30 AM
A PINK heart. Rick, you must truely love me <3

I was hoping you'd pick up on that, 'cause I made it pink especially for you. <3 <3 <3

Tizzalicious
02-20-2006, 11:34 AM
I was hoping you'd pick up on that, 'cause I made it pink especially for you. <3 <3 <3

Of course, I know pink when I see it! I feel very special now <3

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 06:08 PM
A PINK heart. Rick, you must truely love me <3
4 tru luvz nly!!!

Flexing Wings
02-20-2006, 08:21 PM
Wrong in the, British women are not very attractive, and those are the ones who think they are-kinda way.

I believe the 9%.

Explain. I've never understood this 'hey let's talk about an entire nation as one kind of person' thing. God I'd love it if I could have this conversation face to face with you.

JohnnyNemesis
02-20-2006, 08:25 PM
^I doubt she'd like a conversation as much though, since you clearly can't tell a less than serious comment from a serious one.

Flexing Wings
02-20-2006, 08:27 PM
^I doubt she'd like a conversation as much though, since you clearly can't tell a less than serious comment from a serious one.

If I said all American's were retarded, you might not see the funny side from a complete stranger either...

I have a sense of humour, but I'd love to know where it was indicated in that sentence.

Edit; and anyway, what makes you think you know enough about me to evevn comment?

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-20-2006, 08:28 PM
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.

I have no idea what you mean.


Swapflicks New phone number! says:
penis cave is surely not built to accomodate Davepenis

Swapflicks New phone number! says:
for Davepenis is so big, it's referred to as peeeeeeenis

Swapflicks New phone number! says:
such a small name is inadequate for gigantic genetalia such as mine

Jesse says:
does it have its own civilization?

Swapflicks New phone number! says:
it has it's own empire

Jesse says:
i take it you're the emperor?

Swapflicks New phone number! says:
I'm the real emperor

Swapflicks New phone number! says:
the penis is the huge ceremonial figurehead, and head of security

Jesse says:
lolz, figurehead

Swapflicks New phone number! says:
all bow to the penis, lest they get squished

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 08:30 PM
Quickly, to the peniscave!

wheelchairman
02-20-2006, 08:39 PM
More sex facts. Condoms make the act more pleasureable for the woman.

ooh ohh who am I impersonating?

(this is a trick question which only two will get.)

Another one, rape only happens when the act is INVOLUNTARY and the ACCUSER wishes he had thought of it first.

calichix
02-20-2006, 08:59 PM
I don't believe all these statistics. How could they possibly know? Which demographic is this based on? DAMNIT.


I don't know anyone who lost their virginity on prom night.

calichix
02-20-2006, 09:12 PM
Both of these are buuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiit. Which leads me to believe that everything else is too, including the half I didn't read.


How'd I miss those?! Yes yes, BULLSHIT. I live in CALIFORNIA and I think that's bullshit.

the_GoDdEsS
02-20-2006, 09:33 PM
More sex facts. Condoms make the act more pleasureable for the woman.

ooh ohh who am I impersonating?

(this is a trick question which only two will get.)


Enhance it.

If only my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms...

JohnnyNemesis
02-20-2006, 09:47 PM
Edit; and anyway, what makes you think you know enough about me to evevn comment?

I know enough about HER to know that she'd find you boring and annoying, which is why I said that I doubt SHE'D wanna have a conversation with YOU.

Preocupado
02-20-2006, 11:02 PM
The first post = bullshit.
ridiculous

Tizzalicious
02-21-2006, 12:21 AM
I know enough about HER to know that she'd find you boring and annoying, which is why I said that I doubt SHE'D wanna have a conversation with YOU.

Rick is right.

Also, just read the damn thread, I've explained what I meant at least 3 times.

Also, it's just the truth. And I wouldn't gve a shit if you called Americans retards, I do all the time.

WebDudette
02-21-2006, 12:27 AM
It wouldn't offend me much if you called Americans Retards and I'am American. Most of the human poplulation is retarded in my opinion.

Tizzalicious
02-21-2006, 12:27 AM
And of course, you'd be one of thsoe Americans it'd be true about.