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igniton/pyro
01-24-2006, 01:12 PM
tell a offspring joke



what was the last thing the Ron said before he was fired from the band?....hey guys i have an idea!

Drum Goddess
01-24-2006, 01:13 PM
Fuck you! This thread is really dumb.

igniton/pyro
01-24-2006, 01:15 PM
Fuck you! This thread is really dumb.
what the hell is your problem!? if you dont like it go away! fucking idiot...

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-24-2006, 02:16 PM
Ive had some bad threads before..but this thread is gay..and that joke was gay and made absoloutley no sense

SaiKYoU
01-24-2006, 02:22 PM
and tell me... what the hell is a "offspring joke"? i want an example!!!

DICKON
01-24-2006, 02:25 PM
if the example is anything like the ron quitting the band joke, please, for my sanity, give it a miss.

ImNoHero
01-24-2006, 02:25 PM
I fucking loved the joke a ha ha ha, do u guys not get that fact that drummers arent really the best people with ideas for songs? believe me, i know. guitar players and vocalst dont want drummer inputs on anything. so great joke.

DICKON
01-24-2006, 02:27 PM
oh god, i get it now, haha. sarcasm doesn't work on computers does it

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-24-2006, 02:28 PM
No, not really. I still dont think its that funny. But I understand it now..but your right, sarcasm doesnt work over computers.

igniton/pyro
01-24-2006, 02:31 PM
how manny dexters do you need to chage a lightball?
two. one to change it and one to sing about how mutch he misses the old one
"gone away"

DICKON
01-24-2006, 02:32 PM
10/10 for effort i suppose

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-24-2006, 02:32 PM
Haha, lame but funny

Nirushika6789
01-24-2006, 02:32 PM
how manny dexters do you need to chage a lightball?
two. one to change it and one to sing about how mutch he misses the old one
"gone away"

lol I like this one...

Also I thought the first one was good

igniton/pyro
01-24-2006, 02:54 PM
well..... im out of jokes......

igniton/pyro
01-24-2006, 03:00 PM
this isent a joke but its so damn funny :D
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16898

>:->
01-24-2006, 03:02 PM
And now a random fact about Ron Welty:

Ron Welty's caustically acidic semen is the reason Noodles wears such thick glasses.

DICKON
01-24-2006, 03:05 PM
haha thats just wrong, but i spose its betta then the rest.

SaiKYoU
01-24-2006, 03:09 PM
how manny dexters do you need to chage a lightball?
two. one to change it and one to sing about how mutch he misses the old one
"gone away"

that sucked...

DICKON
01-24-2006, 03:10 PM
atleast i am not alone

alistair13
01-24-2006, 06:37 PM
idk i thought they were kinda funny

punker
01-24-2006, 06:42 PM
me too, the first one make me smile

dain84
01-24-2006, 06:52 PM
Ive had some bad threads before..but this thread is gay..and that joke was gay and made absoloutley no sense
Actually it made a lot of sense. Ron didn't write the drum parts.

>:->
01-24-2006, 08:34 PM
If Ron didn't even write the DRUM parts, then that's pretty weak.

You hear that Offspring: WEAK!

endlesst0m
01-25-2006, 01:00 AM
What would you call the offspring if they were covered in tomato sauce?

A shitty punk band covered in tomato sauce.

.:SMASH:.
01-25-2006, 01:02 AM
get off these forums^

endlesst0m
01-25-2006, 01:04 AM
get off these forums^

I hope your not taking a joke seriously.

.:SMASH:.
01-25-2006, 01:06 AM
I hope your not taking a joke seriously.
i hope you weren't plannig on that response...how long did it take you to think of doing this? hmm i'd say at least 3 hours for you

endlesst0m
01-25-2006, 01:09 AM
What happend when .:SMASH:. tried being cool?

It didn't work.

.:SMASH:.
01-25-2006, 01:14 AM
im just being myself. whats the point of being cool on the internet? it makes you sound more like a nerd. pffft, that's a great way to impress somebody.."my internet friends say im cool"

endlesst0m
01-25-2006, 01:16 AM
im just being myself. whats the point of being cool on the internet? it makes you sound more like a nerd. pffft, that's a great way to impress somebody.."my internet friends say im cool"

i was just being myself when i told that joke. and i don't give a fuck if its good enough for you. i just wanna be who i wanna be...guess that's hard for others to...accept.

.:SMASH:.
01-25-2006, 01:17 AM
being yourself is not stealing other peoples lyrics to make a point

endlesst0m
01-25-2006, 01:22 AM
being yourself is not stealing other peoples lyrics to make a point

Then being yourself is not stealing people's album title to make a member name either,you mongoloid. Also, when you think it about it .:SMASH:., did it really seem as if i was actually trying to take credit for those lyrics to you?

Lol, i almost feel bad, this kid says the same stuff i used to say when i was an 8th grade punker...every time i did something retarded and someone called me on it i would say "im just being myself".

offspringdude17
01-25-2006, 04:38 AM
this thread realy sucks and the jokes are fuckin stupid

offspringer24
01-25-2006, 06:54 AM
dude this was very very funny lol fair play to ya

Gayman
01-25-2006, 08:55 AM
I don't know why don't some people understand humor or sarcasm. But it doesn't matter to mee. And if they don't like a thread or disses it, why post in it! Well, these are the questions that are very hard to get an answer. Maybe the guys that have written on this thread too and sayd it sucked could aswer these questions?

What Greg responded when he was asked: -What do you love besides playing in the band?
Greg: -Mrs. Edmunds


LAME!! :D

dain84
01-25-2006, 09:02 AM
Who's Mrs. Edmunds?

platinumpt
01-25-2006, 09:03 AM
what was the last thing the Ron said before he was fired from the band?....hey guys i have an idea!
Oh man even though this joke is somewhat retarded it made me crack up completely. Good job!!!!

platinumpt
01-25-2006, 09:07 AM
And now a random fact about Ron Welty:

Ron Welty's caustically acidic semen is the reason Noodles wears such thick glasses.
You guys are gonna kill me of laughter. I don't know what's wrong with my humour today. Anyway, the REAL answer is on OFFSPRING.COM FAQ - Because size matters :p

platinumpt
01-25-2006, 09:10 AM
What would you call the offspring if they were covered in tomato sauce?

A shitty punk band covered in tomato sauce.
Now that's kinda lame. Why are you ALWAYS bitching about The Offspring?

icklebabygremlin
01-25-2006, 09:14 AM
tell a offspring joke



what was the last thing the Ron said before he was fired from the band?....hey guys i have an idea!
well for 1 ron wasnt fired from the band

H1T_That
01-25-2006, 09:33 AM
how manny dexters do you need to chage a lightball?
two. one to change it and one to sing about how mutch he misses the old one
"gone away"

that was the most retarded thing ive ever heard.

what the fuck is a lightball?

Gayman
01-25-2006, 09:38 AM
You gotta bee bitchin about every little thing. He was talking about a lightpulp(or how it's written). Don't bee too literal!

Gayman
01-25-2006, 09:38 AM
Who's Mrs. Edmunds?
Watch Making of Shes Got Issues....

H1T_That
01-25-2006, 09:47 AM
You gotta bee bitchin about every little thing. He was talking about a lightpulp(or how it's written). Don't bee too literal!

its lightbulb. lol

Gayman
01-25-2006, 09:59 AM
It's easy for you to say! You live in England and speak english as a mothertongue. Try talking finnish as well as I'm talking english.

H1T_That
01-25-2006, 10:00 AM
It's easy for you to say! You live in England and speak english as a mothertongue. Try talking finnish as well as I'm talking english.

what are you going on about...where have i critacised?

you said lightpulp, i corrected it to lightbulb.

Gayman
01-25-2006, 10:07 AM
I'm just so fucking irritated about how people use !!LOL!! in every post. Sorry....but I hate it.

H1T_That
01-25-2006, 10:11 AM
I'm just so fucking irritated about how people use !!LOL!! in every post. Sorry....but I hate it.

err, that was the only post i made with lol in it.

Gayman
01-25-2006, 10:16 AM
Yep. But in general. People use it always,every where, and any time!! I hate it...and NOOB too.

H1T_That
01-25-2006, 10:19 AM
Yep. But in general. People use it always,every where, and any time!! I hate it...and NOOB too.

you hate noobs?

Gayman
01-25-2006, 10:21 AM
The word noob.

Rufus
01-25-2006, 10:45 AM
I found this on the Fan Art
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/emi_sarb/Noodles%20pics/joke.jpg

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-25-2006, 12:28 PM
Eeeeesh. Tough crowd.

offspring_freak_3
01-25-2006, 12:33 PM
i dont want to offend but this thread is lame

Amazed
01-25-2006, 12:38 PM
i dont want to offend but this thread is lame


haha! lame, but funny :D

offspring fan
01-25-2006, 12:44 PM
hehehe the first one was funny.... proves that ron diddent "quit" the band :p

Come out and smash'em up!
01-25-2006, 12:49 PM
what dexter said when he got rid off his long hair?

dammit, i changed again.

Black__ball
01-25-2006, 12:54 PM
tell a offspring joke



what was the last thing the Ron said before he was fired from the band?....hey guys i have an idea!
hey i was gonna say that

platinumpt
01-25-2006, 01:29 PM
what dexter said when he got rid off his long hair?

dammit, i changed again.
hahhaha great man. I love lame jokes.