View Full Version : The Funniest Cyber Sex

01-25-2006, 09:50 AM

This is kinda like prank phone calls meets cybering. Hilarity ensues.

01-25-2006, 09:51 AM

01-25-2006, 09:53 AM
Wow, is it? Sorry about that.

01-25-2006, 09:58 AM
Fuck it .

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?...

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

01-25-2006, 10:41 AM
This shit was brand new to me. I'm 1/5 of the way through and am already laughing so hard that I had a coughing fit that caused my dorm neighbors to come check on me.


01-25-2006, 10:48 AM
They start to get more lame as the page goes down.

01-25-2006, 10:49 AM
That's unfortunate. I'm still working through it. THIS had me in stitches:

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

01-25-2006, 10:56 AM
Wellhung/Sweetheart convo HAS TO be faked. It's funny but it largely sounds like a fake. The girl would've blocked the guy half-way through. Honestly!

01-25-2006, 10:58 AM
Wellhung/Sweetheart convo HAS TO be faked. It's funny but it largely sounds like a fake. The girl would've blocked the guy half-way through. Honestly!

It's possible, maybe even likely, that she would have blocked him sooner, but never underestimate the stupidity of people. Seriously, it's amazing.

01-25-2006, 12:13 PM
They're all fake, if I remember correctly... Kinda takes from the humor, but they're great nonetheless.

01-25-2006, 12:32 PM
Seen it. Inspired by this, last year my friend Phil and I would go to the Offspring Chat in our breaks, and ask people to cyber (pretending to be girls of course.) And as soon as we got someone, we would make them do roleplay, and we always pretended that as soon as we pulled off our thongs, and pulled out a huge throbbing boner. Sad thing is they went on with this. So we continued the role play where we made him be princess leia and we were chewbacca.

Eventually he said he wanted to be the guy for once. So we did that the normal way, and then pulled out a huge throbbing boner and surprise face fucked him. He left. :(

Sin Studly
01-25-2006, 12:38 PM
That Hurricane Katrina cybersex thread was better.

01-25-2006, 12:39 PM
Well, of course, but the ones in the link are all close second.

In fact, I think you should bump that thread, in case anyone missed it.

01-25-2006, 12:44 PM
oh definitely, the hurricane katrina thread is possibly the most offensive thing on this board in recent history. Which is why it's so brilliant.

Sin Studly
01-25-2006, 02:32 PM
You're forgetting Maria posting her tits. That offended even me.

01-25-2006, 02:40 PM
I thought this was hilarious

OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.

01-25-2006, 03:10 PM
I thought the one about furniture was fucking hilarious.