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Rocky-girl
01-25-2006, 10:05 AM
Hey, it's me today I walked with my friends in the center of Moscow. We drank, laughted and were happy. Than strange clouns came to us. We talked to them and when we went home my friend couldn't find her wallet. It was stollen! I have no words, just feelings. Fuck!

Andy
01-25-2006, 10:07 AM
You were mugged by clowns??

Only in Russia...

0r4ng3
01-25-2006, 10:08 AM
You'd think it would be mimes, them being silent and all.

Wait! Maybe they were Clown Ninjas! The worst kind of ninja...

Andy
01-25-2006, 10:10 AM
The getaway?
http://www.mrdoo.co.uk/index_files/mini%20bike.jpg

Rocky-girl
01-25-2006, 10:13 AM
May be.Yes one of them was mim. Other can speak. It's the first time person who was with me robbed. And I saw it.

the_GoDdEsS
01-25-2006, 12:50 PM
Oh, you naive people. Don't you know you're living in the East yet? Don't you know there's gypsies and the like?

T-6005
01-25-2006, 01:20 PM
I also angry! Have no words, just feelings!

:mad: :confused: :mad:

the_GoDdEsS
01-25-2006, 01:22 PM
You not are Slav. Stop to try.

T-6005
01-25-2006, 01:27 PM
My mom used to say "stop to try".

0r4ng3
01-25-2006, 01:29 PM
No being need Slav to wrong the speak.

Sin Studly
01-25-2006, 01:58 PM
No being need Slav to wrong the speak.

Fuckwit, Slavs drop articles and place the most important words at the beginning and end of the sentence. You fucked it up.

0r4ng3
01-25-2006, 01:59 PM
I was going for the language known as "Engrish" to prove the point that not only Slavs can butcher the language. Now that I see how this is played, I feel like a total idiot.

Sin Studly
01-25-2006, 02:09 PM
Engrish needs "You bad man, me no rikey" in every sentence.

0r4ng3
01-25-2006, 02:12 PM
Engrish needs "You bad man, me no rikey" in every sentence.
Good point, but there's also stuff like the infamous "All your base...", which is what I was trying.