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Mota Boy
12-06-2004, 11:08 PM
I start eating three meals a day. Three really good meals. I'll have a full breakfast, with scrambled eggs, plump sausages, and toast with mayhaw jelly and butter. Somedays I'll have eggs benedict, others I'll have waffles. Lunch will be likewise decedant, with huge sandwiches and big slices of pizza. Dinner will be a feast of spicy Indian food straight from the tandoori or some General Gao's with steam-cooked dumplings or huge, juicy steaks next to baked potatoes big enough to stun a water buffalo. I'll document them all on a website. I'll take extensive pictures of all the food arranged on the plate like a work of art, then a series of photos of me tearing into it and write long, descriptive accounts of just how damn good it was, how melty the cheese and how juicy the turkey and how soft and wonderful the bread. And I'll charge people money to subscribe. It'll be porn for dieters.

Sunny
12-06-2004, 11:38 PM
you totally ripped off Kurt Vonnegut.

hah.

T-6005
12-07-2004, 02:20 AM
Cough syrup is interesting stuff, what with the small hallucinations once you get enough.....

But yeah, Mota Boy, I think eating the bag of flour is your best bet.

Mota Boy
12-07-2004, 09:59 AM
you totally ripped off Kurt Vonnegut.
I did? If so it was unintentional. Awesome.


Wouldn't work. I bet people would pay you awesome amounts of money to watch you do stupid shit, like purposely overdose on cough syrup...
I could've been getting paid for that?

The market in intentionally harming yourself for the amusement of others is saturated post-Jackass. When Steve-O is crossing the nation stapling his ballsack to his thigh on the club scene, how does one compete? I guess I'll just have to go back to robbing children and the elderly.

Betty
12-07-2004, 10:10 AM
Cough syrup is interesting stuff, what with the small hallucinations once you get enough.....

I was under the impression they weren't that "small"...

evilmonkey
12-07-2004, 01:21 PM
I start eating three meals a day. Three really good meals. I'll have a full breakfast, with scrambled eggs, plump sausages, and toast with mayhaw jelly and butter. Somedays I'll have eggs benedict, others I'll have waffles. Lunch will be likewise decedant, with huge sandwiches and big slices of pizza. Dinner will be a feast of spicy Indian food straight from the tandoori or some General Gao's with steam-cooked dumplings or huge, juicy steaks next to baked potatoes big enough to stun a water buffalo. I'll document them all on a website. I'll take extensive pictures of all the food arranged on the plate like a work of art, then a series of photos of me tearing into it and write long, descriptive accounts of just how damn good it was, how melty the cheese and how juicy the turkey and how soft and wonderful the bread. And I'll charge people money to subscribe. It'll be porn for dieters.

*sobs* i'm hungry

sKratch
12-08-2004, 06:16 AM
I bet it'll be australian dollars though. If someone in Australia got Halo 2 for $100 it's either not worth that much or they got really ripped off.

evilmonkey
12-08-2004, 01:08 PM
yeah, cough syrups harsh.

Mota Boy
01-24-2006, 05:43 PM
Well darn, apparently I've been beaten to it. (http://www.barbaranitke.com/harpersmag.html)

sKratch
01-24-2006, 05:59 PM
What the FUCK is my post in here about? Guess I hit reply to the wrong thing somehow?

0r4ng3
01-24-2006, 06:00 PM
What the FUCK is my post in here about? Guess I hit reply to the wrong thing somehow?
It's an old thread. Perhaps posts have been deleted in the 1+ year it's been here.

wheelchairman
01-24-2006, 06:02 PM
or sKratch browses with many tabs open.

sKratch
01-24-2006, 06:11 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm just stupid. I can't think of a good reason for me to have posted that in this thread. I think I still used IE then :(

Endymion
01-24-2006, 06:13 PM
I think I still used IE then :(
lolol, self-pwnage

Isolated Fury
01-24-2006, 06:13 PM
Or it could be because TripBoy was banned.

Mota Boy
01-24-2006, 06:28 PM
I doubt it. I can't see Justin talking about Halo 2. I'm going with the "wrong thread" theory. But more importantly, back to the main topic of food as porn.

0r4ng3
01-24-2006, 06:30 PM
Maybe Justin was talking about Australian money, and sKratch used Halo 2 as an example.

T-6005
01-24-2006, 07:03 PM
My post in here made no sense either. What the fuck?

Chimera512
01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
something must be wrong with me because somehow skratch's comment almost fit pretty nicely, i just thought "if the donations are in australian dollars and then he talks about how they aren't worth much?" i need to sleep some more or something.

Mota Boy
01-24-2006, 07:11 PM
My post in here made no sense either. What the fuck?
Your post makes sense in light of TripBoy's now-deleted post, part of which is reproduced in my first reply to this thread.

T-6005
01-24-2006, 07:16 PM
Ah, right - no idea how I missed that.