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Human
01-28-2006, 02:21 PM
I'm serious, this thing really is modern, and somewhat"stylish". It is the new hatbox toilet from kohler, I don't know why I like it so much, but I do. Look.
http://www.fixatoilet.com/blog/hello/65/1356/640/hatbox.1.jpg

http://szepdolgok.freeblog.hu/Files/KOHLER-PURIST-HATBOX-TOILET.jpg

http://www.kitchenbathdesign.com/article/photos/1121367131313_48-2.jpg

http://www.kohler.ca/pr/images/pr_image.jpg

So yeah, this thing is pretty damn cool looking when you think about it. Hmmm, I shall place this in all of the restrooms when I buy a house.

nieh
01-28-2006, 02:26 PM
It doesn't look like that thing was built to comfortably hold one's butt when they need to use it.

JohnnyNemesis
01-28-2006, 02:26 PM
Exactly. My butt is tiny, and even I don't think I could work that thing.

sKratch
01-28-2006, 02:28 PM
I require a far more throne-like appearance.

Human
01-28-2006, 02:29 PM
Ah, yes, but I think it would be better to have a nice, neat looking restroom with an uncomfortable toilet than an ugly bathroom with an extremely comfortable toilet. I mean, heck, it is a 30 second thing, using the restroom.

JohnnyNemesis
01-28-2006, 02:31 PM
To me, it makes no sense to have an uncomfortable and good looking toilet. As long as it's clean, no one is even going to notice any difference. If it's uncomfortable, then people are definitely going to catch on.


I require a far more throne-like appearance.

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/107910.jpg

Bring in enough customers and that thing is all yours, baby.

Jebus
01-28-2006, 02:34 PM
30 seconds? pfff...more like an epic battle that challenges your endurance and might at times.

Human
01-28-2006, 02:34 PM
Eh, I suppose, but if you are one who has many parties and stuff, yeah, nice looking bathrooms are pretty....nice.

sKratch
01-28-2006, 02:34 PM
I love you Johnny. Best toilet ever.

nieh
01-28-2006, 02:36 PM
Ah, yes, but I think it would be better to have a nice, neat looking restroom with an uncomfortable toilet than an ugly bathroom with an extremely comfortable toilet. I mean, heck, it is a 30 second thing, using the restroom.

It's only 30 seconds if you're going pee. If you're stuck in there for 15 minutes with the screaming shits, you're going to want something comfortable. Not to mention the fact that the thing is small enough that under the worst circumstances you might miss a bit and mess up the bathroom.

Human
01-28-2006, 02:37 PM
practice aiming better, I guess, mmk, that doesn't sound right. :p

JohnnyNemesis
01-28-2006, 02:41 PM
I love you Johnny. Best toilet ever.

I'm inclined to agree on that one. That wood looks fuckin' smoooooooth.

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 02:42 PM
I guess it's cool, but I definately prefer the throne one, though.

Human
01-28-2006, 02:43 PM
Yeah, same here, but I don't think there would be much room for it...

Sunny
01-28-2006, 02:45 PM
i like it. kohler makes damn nice appliances. i especially love their faucets and sinks. <3

Nina
01-28-2006, 02:48 PM
I consider the whole bathroom in the picture horrifying. Not just not my type but also extremly ugly in general.

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 02:57 PM
What I want is one of those toilets that talks to you and sprays water so you don't need toilet paper.

Human
01-28-2006, 02:58 PM
um, that doesn't sound too nie.

Nina
01-28-2006, 02:59 PM
I agree, the thought kinda scared me.

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 03:00 PM
Well, I am very eccentric about my toilets. If I am going to do something, I want it done right.

Sunny
01-28-2006, 03:00 PM
What I want is one of those toilets that talks to you and sprays water so you don't need toilet paper.

you mean a bidet?

they don't talk to you, though. not yet. =p

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 03:01 PM
you mean a bidet?

they don't talk to you, though. not yet. =p
yeah, that's the one I was talking about. I couldn't for the life of me remember the name.

Jebus
01-28-2006, 03:07 PM
yeah, that's the one I was talking about. I couldn't for the life of me remember the name.
I'm pretty sure that's not what you're talking about.

nieh
01-28-2006, 03:08 PM
I'm surprised no one's made a mention of this thing yet. Possibly the greatest urinal ever made.
http://www.seihin.com/archives/image/04/02/kutitoire.jpg

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 03:10 PM
I'm pretty sure that's not what you're talking about.

No, it was. I just mentioned a different kind.

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 03:11 PM
I'm surprised no one's made a mention of this thing yet. Possibly the greatest urinal ever made.
http://www.seihin.com/archives/image/04/02/kutitoire.jpg
^A urinal worthy of Chuck Norris

sKratch
01-28-2006, 04:36 PM
It's only 30 seconds if you're going pee. If you're stuck in there for 15 minutes with the screaming shits, you're going to want something comfortable. Not to mention the fact that the thing is small enough that under the worst circumstances you might miss a bit and mess up the bathroom.
It just hit me that there's a very thin line where shitting can go from perfectly normal to a terrible mess. Interesting.

Nirushika6789
01-28-2006, 04:39 PM
That 'toilet' looks more like a waste paper bin!
And yes the throne one is the best.

The first may be for minimilist bathrooms etc but personally I think its ridculous looking!

Tizzalicious
01-28-2006, 04:47 PM
These are the toilets in a pub I like. I love them.

Ladies
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/tizzalicious/toiletstort3.jpg

Men
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/tizzalicious/toiletstort2.jpg

And the hallway to the toilets
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/tizzalicious/toiletstort1.jpg

sKratch
01-28-2006, 04:50 PM
I would be so confused. I'd probably just pee on a wall.

Tizzalicious
01-28-2006, 04:51 PM
It looks crazier on here than in real life. Even while drunk I found the toilet (or at least I hope so), so it can't be that bad.

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 05:20 PM
Greatest bathroom ever.

I'm jealous.

T-6005
01-28-2006, 07:15 PM
Those are some pretty crazy toilets.

barangatang
01-28-2006, 09:16 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/tizzalicious/toiletstort3.jpg


Lucy in the air with diamonds needs to pay a visit to that room.

0r4ng3
01-28-2006, 09:40 PM
^ You mean, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

Saying air ruins the joke.

Drummerguy123
01-28-2006, 10:35 PM
Lucy in the air with diamonds needs to pay a visit to that room.

yeah, what was that?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-28-2006, 10:42 PM
http://www.faucets-plus.com/Elizabethan%20Classics/English_Turn_toilet.jpg
.....*wipe away a tear and hums 'God Save The Queen'*

T-6005
01-28-2006, 11:07 PM
I dun get joke.

Pls help me n00b.

wheelchairman
01-29-2006, 06:13 AM
I dun get joke.

Pls help me n00b.
because Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds has the acronym LSD. LAD is not a drug but a misspelled way of trying to communicate LAPD.