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Endymion
01-29-2006, 12:00 PM
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Nina
01-29-2006, 12:02 PM
Yeah. At least it doesnt say

SHY TO FCUK WITH YOUR SHORT COCK? LONGER 10" DICK

Sunny
01-29-2006, 12:03 PM
haha endy has a small wang.

<3

Izie
01-29-2006, 12:05 PM
*points and giggles*

Sunny
01-29-2006, 12:05 PM
hey diddle diddle is your dick too little?

nieh
01-29-2006, 12:06 PM
Wow. You can DOWNLOAD stuff to make yourself bigger now!?

Nina
01-29-2006, 12:07 PM
hey diddle diddle is your dick too little?

yeah, diddle!

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Endymion
01-29-2006, 12:13 PM
i have no need for such products. maybe some of you shall discover this fact for yourselves in the future.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-29-2006, 12:17 PM
yeah, diddle!

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Shit, look at the testicles on THAT!

Sunny
01-29-2006, 12:17 PM
snakes on plane meetup lolz!

The Talking Pie
01-29-2006, 12:18 PM
I've been getting so many of those e-mails lately... oh well. Downloadable products are the way to go in this market though... I should pioneer development, most definately.

Endymion
01-29-2006, 12:21 PM
i mostly thought it was cool that the email used the word "gneiss"

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-29-2006, 12:22 PM
I haven't got any of those emails. People know not to - my penis can be seen from space.

wheelchairman
01-29-2006, 12:47 PM
Shit, look at the testicles on THAT!
Best timing ever.

sKratch
01-29-2006, 06:25 PM
I get tons of mumbo-jumbo spam emails that are really funny to read.

Mota Boy
01-29-2006, 08:45 PM
One of the very first spam e-mails I got with the added jibberish began it all with the words "And now, the post-modern poem of the day"

nieh
01-29-2006, 08:47 PM
My favorite gibberish e-mail started off with "He called her Ricardo (or was it Ricardo?)"

T-6005
01-29-2006, 08:50 PM
I had one that said "Be more friendly".

All About Eve
01-29-2006, 08:52 PM
"Garden tools... in BED!"

Sunny
01-29-2006, 09:12 PM
like.. hoes in bed?

awesome.

coke_a_holic
01-29-2006, 09:14 PM
potatoes fiasco.
That potatoes fiasco practically destroyed the free world at one point.

sKratch
01-29-2006, 11:29 PM
An email in my junk box:

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01-30-2006, 12:35 AM
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I get emails like this daily. *sighs*

Too much pron.

Andy
01-30-2006, 12:59 AM
Penis enlargement techniques don't work :mad:

Endymion
01-30-2006, 01:06 AM
My favorite gibberish e-mail started off with "He called her Ricardo (or was it Ricardo?)"
i remember you posting that a while back. it's pure sex.

HornyPope
02-08-2006, 09:55 PM
Mine:

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i also gots :

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Mota Boy
02-08-2006, 10:41 PM
OK, I got the weirdest, most complex spam/scam ever on myspace.

"My best girlfriend asked me to message you, weirddd i know but cool"


yea this girl who has been my best friend since ive been young hits me up.
She says she sees this profile of someone that reminds her of her first crush. I dunno Im not the one who should be filling you in Ill let her.

I will let you know that she is cool as hell and gets pretty crazy at times in a fun way. to be honest i used to have a crush on her myself but its too weird now. she said she was shy or something to be the first one to initiate talk but she even posted a blog about ya or something

anyways seems like you are all she is talking about and interested in so check her out and add her up as a friend. something might work out who knows yea

Then he gives me a link to add her as a friend. I'm thinkin' "Ha, I'm too smart to click that" but I'm curious where it leads, so I scroll my mouse over the link to read it and go to her page.

On it, she has a bare-bones profile. Three pictures, one of her ass (yes, a very shy girl) and seventeen friends (none of which is "KING", who lives in a different state and is three years older). No comments.

In her blog (the only entry) -
I was browsing profiles and I ran into a person that reminded me of my 1st crush. I read their myspace and it made me nervous because the person that I once fell for passed away when we started getting serious. I think it might be fate for me to get to know them. I am shy and I don't know where I should take this. I hope that they are reading this. I am a special girl who is looking for a special person and I hope that myspace is it.I have always been a little wild and I hope it doesn't offend the others. Oh well enough of me rambling. I'll think about what Im going to do next.

I'm honestly curious. I want to find out just how the fuck this scam is supposed to work. Has anyone else gotten anything similar?

HornyPope
02-08-2006, 10:44 PM
Either one of:

1) inciting harrasement upon the target from various horny males
2) or the link is phishing for to enter your password and username
3) or it's just a retard trying to see how much hype he can build up from the mass email.

T-6005
02-08-2006, 10:44 PM
No, but if you must know, you remind me of my first crush, too.

She was a 4th grade asian girl.

I don't have any pictures of my ass. I hope that's alright.

Little_Miss_1565
02-09-2006, 06:22 AM
Mota, I got the same one, but from different people. I tried to see the profile of the woman who was supposedly so totally into me, but it didn't go to a profile and just generally looked like some sort of scam. I just deleted it.

I too am puzzled how the scam is supposed to work, since clearly I am not a horny male.

Vera
02-09-2006, 07:21 AM
Why don't I get scam crap? All I get is weird guys from third world countries who speak crappy English.

T-6005
02-09-2006, 12:23 PM
I don't get this type of stuff much anymore.

Partly because I have email filters, and partly because everyone knows that I am not too shy to fuck with my short gun.

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02-13-2006, 07:35 PM
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02-13-2006, 08:07 PM
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Endymion
02-18-2006, 11:35 AM
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Paint_It_Black
02-18-2006, 11:42 AM
Fun. It's like mad-libs, or whatever they're called.

Endymion
02-18-2006, 12:33 PM
my favorite parts are

ingredient sustaining lemons
and

from the depth of his physicist

WebDudette
02-22-2006, 10:51 PM
OK, I got the weirdest, most complex spam/scam ever on myspace.

yea this girl who has been my best friend since ive been young hits me up.
She says she sees this profile of someone that reminds her of her first crush. I dunno Im not the one who should be filling you in Ill let her.

I will let you know that she is cool as hell and gets pretty crazy at times in a fun way. to be honest i used to have a crush on her myself but its too weird now. she said she was shy or something to be the first one to initiate talk but she even posted a blog about ya or something

anyways seems like you are all she is talking about and interested in so check her out and add her up as a friend. something might work out who knows yea

I got the same thing a few minutes ago.


yea this girl who has been my best friend since ive been young hits me up.
She says she sees this profile of someone that reminds her of her first crush. I dunno Im not the one who should be filling you in Ill let her.

I will let you know that she is cool as hell and gets pretty crazy at times in a fun way. to be honest i used to have a crush on her myself but its too weird now. she said she was shy or something to be the first one to initiate talk but she even posted a blog about ya or something

anyways seems like you are all she is talking about and interested in so check her out and add her up as a friend. something might work out who knows yea

Here is her link for ya:




And a friends request from a random girl at the same time.

Edit: I was suprised to find out the friend request didn't match the link.

TheHulaChick
02-23-2006, 08:02 AM
OK, I got the weirdest, most complex spam/scam ever on myspace.

"My best girlfriend asked me to message you, weirddd i know but cool"



Then he gives me a link to add her as a friend. I'm thinkin' "Ha, I'm too smart to click that" but I'm curious where it leads, so I scroll my mouse over the link to read it and go to her page.

On it, she has a bare-bones profile. Three pictures, one of her ass (yes, a very shy girl) and seventeen friends (none of which is "KING", who lives in a different state and is three years older). No comments.

In her blog (the only entry) -

I'm honestly curious. I want to find out just how the fuck this scam is supposed to work. Has anyone else gotten anything similar?
Hah yeah I got that one, I was sure it couldn't be for real, now I know for sure. And yeah, what the hell is the point of it?

SkunkIt
06-18-2006, 01:43 AM
Revived, because the Sub-Christian lap dog made me laugh.



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