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Sin Studly
01-31-2006, 03:57 AM
FauxElitist. He wanted to know what I was wasting all my internet time on so I finally let him join up. Basically, he's exactly like me, but smarter, crueller, wittier, and does better with the ladies. Quake in fear, you puny mortals.

Paint_It_Black
01-31-2006, 04:00 AM
Is he the jealous type? You missed out that crucial bit of information.

FauxElitist
01-31-2006, 04:01 AM
We're sort of on par with intelligence, wit and raw visceral sex appeal, sweetcheeks. But I'll give you the cruelty.

ninthlayer
01-31-2006, 05:38 AM
Bringing real life friends to an internet site?

Whatta homos.

killer_queen
01-31-2006, 07:11 AM
FauxElitist. He wanted to know what I was wasting all my internet time on so I finally let him join up. Basically, he's exactly like me, but smarter, crueller, wittier, and does better with the ladies. Quake in fear, you puny mortals.
And you quoted him in your sig. You romantic bastard!

Rocky-girl
01-31-2006, 07:42 AM
We're sort of on par with intelligence, wit and raw visceral sex appeal, sweetcheeks. But I'll give you the cruelty.
Good for you!

wheelchairman
01-31-2006, 07:55 AM
Is this James? Or did I just name-drop in a manner which might give your jealous lover a beating?

(That's right you fucker, I'M jealous too!)

Dante
01-31-2006, 08:08 AM
We're sort of on par with intelligence, wit and raw visceral sex appeal, sweetcheeks. But I'll give you the cruelty.

Hey welcome,

looking forward to seeing you post

JohnnyNemesis
01-31-2006, 08:35 AM
Whatta homos!

(I'm jealous too)

the_GoDdEsS
01-31-2006, 09:51 AM
Is this James? Or did I just name-drop in a manner which might give your jealous lover a beating?


Yes! Now the kids are truly in the shits. The two together are too brilliant.

wheelchairman
01-31-2006, 10:15 AM
Yes! Now the kids are truly in the shits. The two together are too brilliant.
Yes I've seen them together. I didn't know James was an offspring fan. Whatta homos!

the_GoDdEsS
01-31-2006, 10:17 AM
It must be pure and innocent love, Per.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-31-2006, 10:19 AM
The beauty and romance is overwhelming.

wheelchairman
01-31-2006, 10:22 AM
It must be pure and innocent love, Per.
Justin is so fragile. If I ever saw him hurt, blood would shed *stares at James.*

Vera
01-31-2006, 11:29 AM
Good work, Justin. Your boy will never live up to this hype.

Sin Studly
01-31-2006, 01:51 PM
I didn't know James was an offspring fan.

He's not, he just wants to keep an eye on me.

FauxElitist
01-31-2006, 02:25 PM
For all those doubters... to assuage your doubt, know that I solemnly swear to never break my chaps wearing sex toy's heart. Our love is like RAIN!!!

And yeah, it should be interesting to post here considering the pedophiles, prostitutes, racists, idiots, 12 year olds, virgins and bitter white people that I've heard so much about. Oh, and who could forget the vegetarians, who I highly respect for their committment toward striking back at animal oppression!

Sunny
01-31-2006, 02:50 PM
Ah, it's one of those. lord have mercy.

FauxElitist
01-31-2006, 02:58 PM
I resent that... I only eat man-meat, cos lettuce, carrots, freedom fries and lima beans.

Sunny
01-31-2006, 03:12 PM
Ah, no, I didn't mean "one of those damn meat eaters".

Cannibalism is fine by me, for the record.

Sin Studly
01-31-2006, 03:21 PM
With me too, as long as he doesn't bite.

Mota Boy
02-01-2006, 12:48 AM
So, you've finally gotten to the stage of introducing him to the family? I can barely contain my excitement at finally meeting the man worthy of my Justin. I know we're just going to love him. *pinches FE's cheeks/rapes his sister*

Vera
02-01-2006, 05:00 AM
I'll get the childhood photos while you interrogate him about his future plans and what his dad does for a living!

Linda
02-01-2006, 04:54 PM
How cute...Justin has a make believe friend.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-01-2006, 04:55 PM
Care to back up that statement?

FauxElitist
02-01-2006, 09:01 PM
Make believe friend?

That's cute, I've never been insulted by a shrivelled up prune before.

Since I am new here, care to answer a few questions? Linda, are you single? How old are you? Do you have any children, and if so do they bother having anything to do with a psychotic spinster like yourself? Why are you posting on a board where the majority of people are half your age and twice your dignity? Why did you feel the need to dribble the shit spewing out of your mouth into this thread, if not to try and cause some kind of incident, however minor?

If you can manage to answer these questions... please... post your thoughts. I look forward to seeing how the experience of great age has tempered your wisdom.

Love and kisses, honey.

Betty
02-01-2006, 09:09 PM
Justin, are you sure you're not engaged to yourself?

FauxElitist
02-01-2006, 09:12 PM
If it's any consolation we do look different.

Sunny
02-01-2006, 09:14 PM
I'm somewhat terrified by how familiar you are with this board and the posters.

I'm asking out of genuine curiosity, do you two discuss this bbs in real life? The reason why I'm curious is because my husband knows I visit this place - I'm here a lot - but he really has no further interest in it, and we don't really talk about it (unless it involves real-life planning, such as the summer 06 event).

So. Does Justin like, tell you bbs tales on a regular basis?

Sin Studly
02-01-2006, 09:39 PM
Simona linked him to the balled of Linda after he joined up.

the_GoDdEsS
02-02-2006, 02:58 AM
The greatest BBS pwns.