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TheUnholyNightbringer
01-31-2006, 11:10 AM
So in his honour, some Welsh jokes!

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The internet Love Bug spread around the world within hours, causing billions of dollars worth of damage in almost every country in the world. One of the only countries not affected was Wales, as by sheer coincidence the computer wasn't plugged in that day.

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There was an international rugby match between Wales and England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. All seats had been sold well in advance. Dai Davies couldn’t understand why there was an empty seat next to Iolo Jones.

“The seat belongs to Mrs. Jones,” explained Iolo.

“But couldn’t your wife come to the game?” asked Dai.

“No, she couldn’t. She died last week.”

“I’m sorry,” Dai said “but wouldn’t one of your friends have liked her seat?”

“Oh, no,” said Iolo. “All my dear friends are at her funeral today.”

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Meurig, a rugby player from Pontypridd had fallen during the match and sprained his ankle. Later that day he went to a pub. He saw Dr Jenkins there. He asked the doctor if he could treat his ankle and how much it would cost.

“Three guineas,” answered Dr Jenkins.

Meurig was overjoyed to hear that and he immediately bought Dr Jenkins three bottles of Guinness.

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On the border of England and Wales there's this small forest that's managed by a couple of wardens, one from England and one from Wales. Whilst patrolling the forest one day, the English warden comes across a wolf caught in a trap. Immediately he returns to his office and phones the Welsh warden and tells him that one of his wolves is caught in a trap.
"How do you know it's one of our wolves?" asks the Welsh warden.
"Well," replies the English warden, "He's already chewed off three of his legs, and he's still trapped."

T-6005
01-31-2006, 11:25 AM
The last one actually made me laugh. The two middle ones are a little lame, and the first one's alright.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-31-2006, 11:57 AM
Really? The first one's actually my favourite.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 12:02 PM
The last one actually made me laugh. The two middle ones are a little lame, and the first one's alright.

I say the exact same thing.

Yatesy
01-31-2006, 12:48 PM
I loved the last joke in particular, but the first one is also good. It may be harder to get for some people than others seeing as some people live closer to Wales than others.

notoriousdoc
01-31-2006, 01:10 PM
The classics are the best

What do the Welsh call a sheep tied to a lamp-post?
A leisure centre
*dum-tissh*

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-31-2006, 01:11 PM
Wales - where men are men, and sheep get nervous

notoriousdoc
01-31-2006, 01:14 PM
Why are sheep white?
What colour is Welsh semen.
*dum-tissh*

Original prankstA
01-31-2006, 01:16 PM
There was an international rugby match between Wales and England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. All seats had been sold well in advance. Dai Davies couldn’t understand why there was an empty seat next to Iolo Jones.

“The seat belongs to Mrs. Jones,” explained Iolo.

“But couldn’t your wife come to the game?” asked Dai.

“No, she couldn’t. She died last week.”

“I’m sorry,” Dai said “but wouldn’t one of your friends have liked her seat?”

“Oh, no,” said Iolo. “All my dear friends are at her funeral today.”
good one .

Sinister
01-31-2006, 01:18 PM
Why are sheep white?
What colour is Welsh semen.
*dum-tissh*

*rolls on the floor*

notoriousdoc
01-31-2006, 01:20 PM
*rolls on the floor*
Do my jokes cause heart attacks or something?

Sinister
01-31-2006, 01:34 PM
not directly. but I laughed so hard I almost had one.

notoriousdoc
01-31-2006, 01:47 PM
not directly. but I laughed so hard I almost had one.
Liek, whoa. I made a Canadian laugh.

0r4ng3
01-31-2006, 01:52 PM
So what? I can make a Canadian laugh.

Hey, Canadian! About!

Sinister
01-31-2006, 02:04 PM
So what? I can make a Canadian laugh.

Hey, Canadian! About!

shut the fuck up.

0r4ng3
01-31-2006, 02:04 PM
Yeah, I figured that would be the reacion.

Well, it's about time I hit the old dusty trail...

Sinister
01-31-2006, 02:06 PM
Yeah, I figured that would be the reacion.

Well, it's about time I hit the old dusty trail...

I don't really hate you but that joke pisses me off.

0r4ng3
01-31-2006, 02:07 PM
Yeah, it kinda pisses me off too, now that I think about it. I wish I had a better joke now.