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nieh
02-01-2006, 11:39 AM
I went to the mall for lunch today. I walked into the food court and decided I was going to get some Taco Bell. Between me and the line for Taco Bell there was an older man (slightly older than middle-aged but not like, super-old and wrinkly or anything) standing around that I recognized from someplace but I couldn't figure out from where. As I was walking to Taco Bell, I was trying to remember where I knew this guy from. Was he the parent of one of my friends? No. Was he someone from work? No. Did I recognize him as a cashier from some store? No. I got about 20 feet from the line at Taco Bell when all of a sudden he yelled out "Hey! Long hair!". "Shit! It's that guy again!" I thought to myself as I turned and started running in the other direction (Note: I didn't actually turn and run in the other direction, but that gives the story a bit of action it wouldn't have had otherwise. I actually continued on my way to Taco Bell and got 3 crunchy tacos with no lettuce and a large Pepsi). Anyway, this whole thing probably started a bit over a year ago. I went to the mall for lunch with a friend from work and this guy just comes up to me while we're in line, not because he's getting food, but because he wants to talk to me. He goes "Hey, you've got long hair! I used to have long hair back in the day. We had REAL long hair back then, it came down to our waists. That's why they called us "hippies" back then." and just proceeded to talk to me the whole time I was in line like we were best friends. He left me alone for a little while when I sat down with my friend to eat, only to say some other random stuff to me when we got up to leave (I can't recall what off the top of my head but I'd imagine it contained the words "long hair" in it somewhere). So probably about a week or so later, we went to the mall again and that guy was there too. We walked buy him and he was like "Hey! Long hair!" and he has a huge smile on his face and we just ignored him and started walking past him faster. I feel the need to point this out, when he says "Hey! Long hair!" it doesn't sound like he's calling me "long hair" or anything like that it's more like "Hey! It's a guy...with long hair!". I think it happened like 2 more times or so around that time. So some time goes by and I end up going to the mall on my own probably like 6 months ago and I'm walking around and all of a sudden I hear from across the way "Hey! Long Hair!" and he's got a huge smile on his face. I say "hey..." and give a slight wave and keep walking. I haven't seen him since then until just today. This guy gives me the jibblies. I swear, I don't think he even recognizes me at all, I think it's just that every time he sees me he's like "Hey! A guy with long hair! I should say something to him!"

T-6005
02-01-2006, 02:34 PM
You could always cut your hair.

nieh
02-01-2006, 02:39 PM
But then I'd have nothing to complain about.

Mota Boy
02-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Start shouting back "Hey! Old guy!".

Original prankstA
02-01-2006, 02:52 PM
dude i can't believe i read all that but maybe he's like socially retarded or something, and finds long hair funny.

mota boy -lol

kamikaze
02-01-2006, 04:22 PM
Maybe he's just going (gone) senile from all the drugs he took back in his "hippie" days. Be nice! He could very well be homeless or something.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-01-2006, 04:25 PM
I can totally sympathise. While people may not actually say "hey, long hair!" to me all the time, I can see they think it. But I'm not particularly bothered by it.

As for this guy, be nice to him. He's probably a harmless lunatic.

Isolated Fury
02-01-2006, 04:27 PM
You're probably just an icon to him - something that he can see and relate to his past. You're his little beam of sunshine that makes him smile. Don't be mean to him. He just wants to be happy.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-01-2006, 04:29 PM
You're probably just an icon to him - something that he can see and relate to his past. You're his little beam of sunshine that makes him smile. Don't be mean to him. He just wants to be happy.

Hey, purple afro!

Isolated Fury
02-01-2006, 04:30 PM
Hey, Minion!

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-01-2006, 04:33 PM
Hey, Minion!

Well played.

All About Eve
02-01-2006, 04:34 PM
Shave it all off and complain about being bored.

kamikaze
02-01-2006, 04:41 PM
I can totally sympathise. While people may not actually say "hey, long hair!" to me all the time, I can see they think it. But I'm not particularly bothered by it.

As for this guy, be nice to him. He's probably a harmless lunatic.


How long is your hair?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-01-2006, 04:50 PM
haha, yeah I would be freaked out a little too. An older guy that remembers you that you seem to see often is freaky. For all we know, he is some 35 and a half year old postal service working man and rapist from West Colorado who has no kids or wife, lives in a trailer park on the left side of the freeway with a blue 1995 F-150, and is stalking you.

or like you said, could be some man with some kind of mental disease.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-01-2006, 04:51 PM
How long is your hair?

This long.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/Picture8.jpg

Sin Studly
02-01-2006, 04:59 PM
Be nice! He could very well be homeless or something.

Why on earth does somebody being homeless make them deserving of kindness or civility?

dain84
02-01-2006, 05:08 PM
Haha, why is he there almost every time you go to the mall?

kamikaze
02-01-2006, 05:35 PM
This long.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/Picture8.jpg


Long hair rulz!!

Rag Doll
02-01-2006, 10:13 PM
damn, Dave....I didn't realize your hair was that long. that's pretty fucking hot.


and Josh, that's pretty weird. is there a different mall you could go to? there was a weird kid i'd see at the mall all the time...so i started going to a different mall. and i saw him there too. =x

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 12:21 AM
That is really strange. There are some really strange people out there.

And Dave, woah your hair got long!

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:19 AM
Haha, I actually shocked myself when I saw how long it really was. For some reason it looks shorter from the front and obviously that's the only perspective I ever see it from.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:20 AM
That's probably because the front IS shorter :p

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:21 AM
No it isn't.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:23 AM
it isn't? it used to be!

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:24 AM
Yeah, the front caught up. I actually just went and checked to see - the front is the same length as the back. But for some reason it just looks shorter.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:25 AM
Maybe it has a bit of a curly kind of thing there. Like mine (*points at avatar*). Though mine really is shorter on the front.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:26 AM
Yeah, it does curl a little when it's past my chin. The back's completely straight. Women hate me for that.

Infact my front looks very similar to yours - kinks once it gets past the face. Probably because I tuck it behind my ears now. Which I know you don't approve of. =P

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:28 AM
That's right, I don't approve of that.

Lolz, you have the same hair as mine, You have girly hair.

No, mine layers a LOT actually.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:31 AM
That's right, I don't approve of that.

It got in my face! It was annoying! Fuck you! =P


Lolz, you have the same hair as mine, You have girly hair.

Look at how offended I am. =P

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:40 AM
My hair is prettier.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:41 AM
Council of Dave decrees that Dave's hair is infact prettier than anyone's. Especially yours.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:42 AM
Not true. Mine is red and shiney and nicely shaped. I love it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:42 AM
Mine is long and purple.

Purple > Red.

Me > You.

LOL > WTF.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:43 AM
I'm glad you see the humour of your post :p

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:44 AM
I'm never one to back away from the challenge of laughing at myself.

Jojan
02-02-2006, 08:46 AM
My hair is about 40 cm long. I look like a moron.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:47 AM
My hair is about 40 cm long. I look like a moron.

Then cut it?

nieh
02-02-2006, 08:47 AM
I'm willing to bet my girly hair is better than both of yours.

Sam: There IS another mall, but it's just far enough that it'll be a pain in the ass to go there, get food and come back during my 1 hr lunch.

Whoever else it was: I go to the mall a lot more often than once every 6 months, so I don't see him every time I go there.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:49 AM
I'm willing to bet my girly hair is better than both of yours.

Post a picture of it. Infact let's all post our girly hair pics and get people to decide.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:52 AM
Sorry about the ugly guy. it's the best hair picture I have.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/tizzies/cafekiss1.jpg

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:55 AM
I'm gonna cheat and show two pictures.

The awesome cleanie shine:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/Rawk1cropped.jpg

And the gorgeous colour:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/Out-staring.jpg

LOLMEGAPWNZD

nieh
02-02-2006, 08:55 AM
Post a picture of it. Infact let's all post our girly hair pics and get people to decide.

I'm at work and I have no picture. Plus looks only count for half, it's how it FEELS that makes it awesome. You can't judge that based on a picture.

Plus Tizz is cheating with the whole hair dye thing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:56 AM
Mine feels better than yours. If they could make love into a solid, my hair would feel better than that.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 08:57 AM
I'm at work and I have no picture. Plus looks only count for half, it's how it FEELS that makes it awesome. You can't judge that based on a picture.

Plus Tizz is cheating with the whole hair dye thing.

Heyheyhey, my hair has been bleached a million times, that's not an advantage, that makes it extra awesome that it's still shiney. And Dave dyes too!

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 08:58 AM
Yeah, nieh. To be fair, I dye too. But it doesn't matter because it would rock more anyway.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 09:00 AM
Once nieh gets a picture, we're making a thread.

nieh
02-02-2006, 09:01 AM
I'll do hair pictures when I get home.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 09:01 AM
Of course I'll lose because all the gay guys go for one of you :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-02-2006, 09:02 AM
I can't help if I'm a homo-magnet - a homagnet, if you will.

nieh
02-02-2006, 09:11 AM
I can't help if I'm a homo-magnet - a homagnet, if you will.

Not to be confused with a ho-magnet. And I still say Tizz has the advantage with the dyed hair because she dyes it such a girly color, thus making it look much more girly.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 09:15 AM
Purple is more of a girly colour than red!

And my hair might also be more girly because well, I'm a girl.

nieh
02-02-2006, 09:23 AM
That's not always the case. It depends on the shades and such. Your bright red hair is girlier than his vaugely purple hair.
(note: I'm skipping over all the pictures in this thread so this site doesn't look any less professional than normal. The pics I have seen of Dave's purple hair were all very faintly colored. Maybe it tends to be more brightly colored, but I dunno.)

Nina
02-02-2006, 09:24 AM
So. I basically want either Dave's or Tizz's hair.

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 09:24 AM
and prettier!

nieh
02-02-2006, 09:25 AM
So. I basically want either Dave's or Tizz's hair.

*sobs* I hate you!

Rag Doll
02-02-2006, 09:27 AM
Josh does have really nice hair. I've even told him I want it before. yup.

Nina
02-02-2006, 09:27 AM
nieh, show me a pic and I'll probably be just as envious...I remember that you have super straight (brown/dark brown) hair as well.
EHHH. :E

nieh
02-02-2006, 10:36 AM
Josh does have really nice hair. I've even told him I want it before. yup.

It's true. That's the only part of me she actually wants though. The rest of me can go fuck myself.


nieh, show me a pic and I'll probably be just as envious...I remember that you have super straight (brown/dark brown) hair as well.
EHHH. :E

LATER!

Rag Doll
02-02-2006, 10:39 AM
um. when you brought up you having a cock, i asked you to come over. you did not. now, i just assume you don't want to share your cock with me. i still want all of josh. =\

nieh
02-02-2006, 10:43 AM
You were only willing to use my cock to get closer to my hair.

Nina
02-02-2006, 11:55 AM
*balls-hair.

nieh
02-02-2006, 12:07 PM
*balls-hair.

You're disgusting. Perv.

<3

Tizzalicious
02-02-2006, 12:08 PM
HHahaha, I was thinking the same. I was gonna say: Eh...WHICH hair are we talking about here actually?

BREAK
02-02-2006, 03:11 PM
Real solution: Stop going to Taco Bell.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-02-2006, 06:18 PM
And I was kind of wondering if you were the only guy he ever sees with long hair.

nieh
02-02-2006, 06:43 PM
http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/2817/10001868es.th.jpg (http://img419.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10001868es.jpg)
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5589/10001873bk.th.jpg (http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10001873bk.jpg)
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7634/10001938fw.th.jpg (http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10001938fw.jpg)
And because my face is always "blah" in every picture I take, here's one of me smiling for the ladies!
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/1728/10001926fh.th.jpg (http://img437.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10001926fh.jpg)

All About Eve
02-02-2006, 07:54 PM
Too bad you can't report pictures for being hawt. I'm siding with nieh, because he jumped on the bandwagon of July 3rd birthdays I started.

All About Eve
02-02-2006, 07:57 PM
My hair used to be shoulder lenght, but it curled, so it didn't really look like it. I got it cut and now it's an inch off or so, but around here that's still really long.

nieh
02-02-2006, 08:05 PM
Too bad you can't report pictures for being hawt. I'm siding with nieh, because he jumped on the bandwagon of July 3rd birthdays I started.

I'm 6 years older than you!

All About Eve
02-02-2006, 08:28 PM
Right, but I deemed it a bandwagon first.

nieh
02-02-2006, 08:32 PM
Damn, you got me there.

All About Eve
02-02-2006, 08:45 PM
Jump on, people. It's the cool thing.

nieh
02-02-2006, 08:55 PM
How exactly do they go about changing their birthday? Do they have to pass a written exam?