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XYlophonetreeZ
02-04-2006, 02:37 AM
Every thread, no matter how good or how shitty, seems to turn into some kind of Slavocentric obsession chamber. Sin Studly and Rocky-girl are the new Ashley and Kim. It's only slightly better because the English is sometimes mildly amusing. As soon as Russian or some other Slavic language gets thrown in there, that's generally where I exit the thread, for reasons such as (a) I speak English.

Fuck Slavs. I didn't have a problem with Slavs before, but fuck them. Just because of what their mere existence has done to the BBS. Everything has to be about them. I hate filthy rotten Slavs and everything about them.

Fucking Christ.

If I didn't bitch about it, some other idiot would have.

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 02:38 AM
Muahahahaha. You're only afraid of Filthy Slavs Inc.

*throws a potato at you*

Izie
02-04-2006, 02:43 AM
Feel threatened much?

*giggle*

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 02:45 AM
If I didn't bitch about it, some other idiot would have.

Good point.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19196
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19186
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19181

XYlophonetreeZ
02-04-2006, 02:52 AM
But see, all you do is egg the Slavs on. I can't open a thread without seeing their heathen language now.

Oh, and you two (Filthy Slavs), go back to the cottages from whence you came.

Oh how I long for the days when I hardly knew what a Slav was. Then I would have been nice. Ignorant, but nice.

Izie
02-04-2006, 02:53 AM
Oh, and you two (Filthy Slavs), go back to the cottages from whence you came.

Damn man, at least learn it's TREES, not cottages.

Seriously.

XYlophonetreeZ
02-04-2006, 02:54 AM
My mistake.


*points (up) and laughs*

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 02:59 AM
Изушка, волим те! Марры ме анд лет ус пвн тхе Вестернерс.

Oh and... All evil comes from the West. Just like I was taught by the Russian brothers, droogs.

XYlophonetreeZ
02-04-2006, 03:03 AM
I should have known better than to make this thread at this ungodly hour. Prime time for Slavs to post. Before I was able to attract a support group, the thread got ambushed by two Slavs and an infamous instigator of Slavicness. Now the Russian has already appeared, seven replies in.

Izie
02-04-2006, 03:09 AM
To be perfectly honest, that's just rape of cyrilics :(

But cyrilics are pretties so sim is forgiven :)

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 03:10 AM
Chcem tvoj dusa a tvoj krv, moja krasna vlastnicka. Ja nic, iba bezcenny zapadniar pes. Chcem bolest pre tvoj ruko.

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 03:18 AM
Handprinted by Filthy Slavs Inc. (c) 2006 Na tvoj zadoček!

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 03:21 AM
Muahahahaha, a vel'mi vel'mi siroko? Ty vlastnis moj zadocek na veky veko, moja milacik. Ja tvoj bezcenny zapadniar :(

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 03:23 AM
TICHO!! Bezcenná západniarska kurva! Veeeeeeeľmi široko.

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 03:26 AM
Ale ja lubim ta :(

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 03:29 AM
Ticho, bezcenné psisko! Vlastním tvoj zadoček! A budem robiť čo ja chcem!

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 03:38 AM
Ja nie psisko. Ja dobre chlapec, a ja mam vel'mi rad per ty.

T-6005
02-04-2006, 03:49 AM
In my civilized language, we say... I want Filthy Slavs Inc. all the way.

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 04:04 AM
Chcem Spinavy Slavs Inc. na veky veko?

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 04:06 AM
Chcem Spinavy Slavs Inc. na veky veko?

Špinavý Slavs Inc. ťa vlastní. A aj kokotko.

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 04:14 AM
Niiie, Spinavy Slavs Inc. nie moj vlastni. Izyusha a Magdalena a Kate nie moj vlastni, iba Simonka moja vlastnicka.

Rocky-girl
02-04-2006, 11:17 AM
Hey you could be more clever, when you made this thread. You knew that Slavs will post here and make smth. like that. You know Simona and Justin I like your language. I can understand it a little. It's cute. But I can't write it.
Да и если тебе что-то не нравиться в славянах мы тебя здесь не держим.

the_GoDdEsS
02-04-2006, 11:31 AM
Niiie, Spinavy Slavs Inc. nie moj vlastni. Izyusha a Magdalena a Kate nie moj vlastni, iba Simonka moja vlastnicka.

Awww, ty môj špinavý Justinček psíček.

HeadAroundU
02-04-2006, 12:24 PM
Kto ma chce vlastniť?

Ja som tiež nemravný. A papam aj psíkov.

XYlophonetreeZ
02-04-2006, 12:39 PM
Hey you could be more clever, when you made this thread. You knew that Slavs will post here and make smth. like that. You know Simona and Justin I like your language. I can understand it a little. It's cute. But I can't write it.
Да и если тебе что-то не нравиться в славянах мы тебя здесь не держим.
Yeah, well, I was pretty fucking drunk and could think of no better response to all the Slavishness.

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 08:51 PM
Kto ma chce vlastniť?

Ja som tiež nemravný. A papam aj psíkov.

Shut the fuck up, mutant-face. Everybody hates you.

Rocky-girl
02-04-2006, 10:28 PM
Now I see XYlophonetreeZ.

And Justin did you see that anyone blaming HeadAroundU? Exept you..

XYlophonetreeZ
02-04-2006, 10:29 PM
No, shots at mutant-face are always, and I mean always acceptable.

Rocky-girl
02-04-2006, 10:34 PM
I see. I think it's childish.

Sin Studly
02-04-2006, 10:39 PM
You just don't know mutant-face well enough yet. Trust me, he's utterly reprehensible and deserves a quick and ignoble death.

Rocky-girl
02-04-2006, 10:50 PM
Yes, may be you're right. But Whom must I trust?. Maybe you?

Duracell
02-04-2006, 10:52 PM
Yes, may be you're right. But Whom must I trust?. Maybe you?

u can trust me

HeadAroundU
02-04-2006, 11:26 PM
You just don't know mutant-face well enough yet. Trust me, he's utterly reprehensible and deserves a quick and ignoble death.
You are right, Justinko.
*turned the anti-mutant-face shield on*

Sin Studly
02-05-2006, 12:07 AM
Yes, may be you're right. But Whom must I trust?. Maybe you?

Nobody can trust me. But everybody can trust me to be myself.

Rocky-girl
02-05-2006, 03:42 AM
I know that nobody can trust you. And I don't trust you. And I know that there is only one such person like you on our planet - that's you. But do you trust yourself, dear?

killer_queen
02-05-2006, 06:00 AM
You can trust Justin. I don't see any reason to not to trust him.

Sin Studly
02-05-2006, 06:04 AM
You can always trust Justin to be Justin, at least.

Rocky-girl
02-05-2006, 06:54 AM
You can trust Justin. I don't see any reason to not to trust him.
I tried, but than I saw that he is not that person whom can trust. yeah At least I know that I can trust him that he is Justin. Only Justin not the other name!

Paint_It_Black
02-05-2006, 06:56 AM
You can always trust Justin to be Justin, at least.

That's true. Yet you constantly find new ways to be predictable.

Sin Studly
02-05-2006, 07:15 AM
Yet you constantly find new ways to be predictable.

Exactly. You can't trust me, but you can trust me to be me.