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HornyPope
12-07-2004, 06:33 PM
Answer: Be Canadian

A friend showd me this one: http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/12/07/canada.tshirts.ap/index.html

I liked this one best:

When it comes to sports, the guide suggests: "This is easy to remember. There is only one real sport in Canada and it is called hockey. Regardless of any trivia question, the answer is 'Wayne Gretzky."'

nieh
12-07-2004, 06:35 PM
allow me point you in the direction of this topic before everyone else goes "god, what the fuck!?1 use the search button!"

http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2115

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 06:37 PM
Nah. No one will get on my ass for not searching before I post. I have very good rebutals against everything.

But good point. Thanks on the tip. Didn't see it before. I don't pay much attention to newbies with "funny...lol" as a topic title you see. I'm not to blame therefore.

nieh
12-07-2004, 06:42 PM
yeah, I can't really say I blame you. I would've skipped over it but then I wondered "what could possibly be funny enough to have 'funny...lol' as a subject?".

You know, I haven't had a good abortion discussion in quite a while. Has anyone made any posts about it recently?

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 06:46 PM
I really think people learned their lesson. Or maybe it's Ozy trying to help with his protegee - the tubgirl. He's quite a saint.

But if someone starts to act gay again with shitty abortion topics, i'll make sure to chop his IQ in half by splitting his body in pieces.

sKratch
12-07-2004, 06:48 PM
Someone should get on that...

Italia311
12-07-2004, 06:49 PM
im no "newbie" I've been on the offspring bbs fer like 2 yrs...I just couldnt think of what the topic should be at the time... :P

sKratch
12-07-2004, 06:49 PM
I'm convinced vlad has a strong blood relation to maddox

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 06:52 PM
im no "newbie" I've been on the offspring bbs fer like 2 yrs...I just couldnt think of what the topic should be at the time... :P

Shut up. I'll be the judge on who's a newbie and who isn't. Appology not accepted.


I'm convinced vlad has a strong blood relation to maddox

He's one of my bastard children. Want to adopt him?

nieh
12-07-2004, 06:55 PM
yeah...but I already got the tubgirl image permanently burned into my mind. I don't think seeing it a few more times would hurt.

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 06:59 PM
Blame Ozy. Or the tubgirl. Or the makers of the tubgirl. Or that white whatever liquid she's spraying up her ass. Blame whoeever you want.

I'm innocent.

sKratch
12-07-2004, 07:05 PM
He's one of my bastard children. Want to adopt him?
Only if I can see a picture of the package you send him in beforehand. I have to approve of it.

Italia311
12-07-2004, 07:05 PM
Haha...I'm not apologizing. I really didn't know what to put as the topic...lol

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 07:09 PM
Only if I can see a picture of the package you send him in beforehand. I have to approve of it.

No problem. I'm gonna ship him out in parts though. Will that be a problem?


Haha...I'm not apologizing. I really didn't know what to put as the topic...lol

Don't play the hardball with me, lady. I won't be more likely to accept your appology just because you act like you're not sorry.

Italia311
12-07-2004, 07:24 PM
lady? YO man...imma guy...don't get all flirty on me...shit.

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 07:33 PM
Bullshit. I don't believe you.

sKratch
12-07-2004, 08:07 PM
as long as the box with his head has sufficient airholes

nieh
12-07-2004, 08:18 PM
you might want to make the box with his ass have sufficient airholes as well. That way if he has to pass gas while he's going through the mail, it doesn't build up into a not so fun surprise for you when you open the box.

sKratch
12-07-2004, 08:22 PM
I'm into that shit (pun intended).

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 09:55 PM
Ground control to major tom!
Ground control to major tom!


/ignore me
//rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaah
///awwwwwwwwwwwesome

Betty
12-07-2004, 09:57 PM
I JUST listened to that song a couple minutes ago... weird...

HornyPope
12-07-2004, 10:00 PM
I was listening to it as I wrote it. Now I switched artists to Desolation Row. Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\\