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JohnnyNemesis
02-05-2006, 01:29 PM
nly tru punx do dis:

-Quote the "Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker" line in "Bad Habit" (bonus points if it's in your message board signature)

-Quote the opening lines of "Session" (bonus points if it's in your message board signature)

-Wear branded "Anarchy" merchandise (bonus points if it's purchased at Hot Topic)

-Hate the President

-Hate the Vice President

-Hate Politics because it is teh gayz even though many think of punk music as extremely politically charged and politically conscious music (or, at the very least, socially conscious music)

-Love Anarchy even though it's difficult to promote without at least considering the political systems already in place

-Refuse to admit that Anarchy itself, at least nowadays, is/would be a political system, or a political stance at the very least

-Are Un-PC!!!

-Sk8 (bonus points if your forum username has these three characters in succession)

-Think it's gr8 (a million bonus points if your forum username has these three characters in succession)

-H8s politics. Again. (no bonus points here)

-Think it would be gr8 for the rest of you to discuss these points (unless ur not a tru punx, in which case u r not alowd)

dain84
02-05-2006, 01:34 PM
Hahaha that was actually pretty good.

coke_a_holic
02-05-2006, 01:35 PM
Dear Dain,
Please discontinue to exist.

Thanks!

Coke_a_holic

dain84
02-05-2006, 01:37 PM
Dear Dain,
Please discontinue to exist.

Thanks!

Coke_a_holic
Omg I just got pwned.

Drummerguy123
02-05-2006, 01:38 PM
Omg I just got pwned.

Again? I'm surprised you haven't committed suicide yet.

Andy
02-05-2006, 01:39 PM
dis tred is ghey
Said like a tru punk

coke_a_holic
02-05-2006, 01:41 PM
Omg I just got pwned.
Dear Dain,
You were not pwned, you were sent a formal letter requesting that you cease to exist. Please read it again and consider it one more time.

Thanks again,

coke_a_holic

JohnnyNemesis
02-05-2006, 01:41 PM
Ignore dain, everyone.

Drummerguy123
02-05-2006, 01:41 PM
Ignore dain, everyone.

Good advice, back on topic.

Andy
02-05-2006, 01:42 PM
wanan fight nukka?
No. You'll probably win.

Andy
02-05-2006, 01:45 PM
Yup. And a fag.

JohnnyNemesis
02-05-2006, 01:48 PM
Ignore kremit too.

Jakebert
02-05-2006, 01:48 PM
Ignore dain, everyone.

Done, and done.

kremit
02-05-2006, 01:49 PM
Dear Dain,
Please discontinue to exist.

Thanks!

Coke_a_holic
pepsi is better.

killer_queen
02-05-2006, 01:50 PM
tru punx make me wet.

the_GoDdEsS
02-05-2006, 01:51 PM
Some users are as good as dead.

Revolver-2005?
02-05-2006, 01:51 PM
i gue$$ i r not 1 of teh tru punx :(

el_monkey
02-05-2006, 01:52 PM
me says: ACAB

Jebus
02-05-2006, 01:57 PM
You forgot

-Doesn't believe in God because people should think for themselves and has studied religion for 7 years since age 11.

-Is an outsider who does zany and hilarious antics worthy of an MTV series.

coke_a_holic
02-05-2006, 01:58 PM
Also:

-Wear strange clothes to make sure they can only befriend other tru punx with a similar fashion sense.

el_monkey
02-05-2006, 02:00 PM
and: wear burberry trousers

JohnnyNemesis
02-05-2006, 02:10 PM
pepsi is better.

You're so obviously dain that it hurts.

JohnnyNemesis
02-05-2006, 02:11 PM
You forgot

-Doesn't believe in God because people should think for themselves and has studied religion for 7 years since age 11.

-Is an outsider who does zany and hilarious antics worthy of an MTV series.

Yes! Very good!


Also:

-Wear strange clothes to make sure they can only befriend other tru punx with a similar fashion sense.

Also very good!


and: wear burberry trousers
Yeah! That was also very...

Oh fuck it. Go home and don't ruin any more jokes, asshole.

All About Eve
02-05-2006, 03:46 PM
- If you think the Sex Pistols, Ramones, or The Clash are teh bestz and none are as great.

WebDudette
02-05-2006, 05:20 PM
I loathe the president and vice president. Sex Pistols are terrible Ramones are barely mediocre and the Clash are amongst my top 20 for now.

0r4ng3
02-05-2006, 05:43 PM
- You think Nirvana is one of the greatest bands ever, though the only song you've ever heard is "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

Original prankstA
02-05-2006, 06:28 PM
- You think Nirvana is one of the greatest bands ever, though the only song you've ever heard is "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
fuck .

coke_a_holic
02-05-2006, 06:30 PM
- The Clash are teh bestz and none are as great.
Ouch. I don't think no one is as great as them, but the Clash are fucking amazing.

All About Eve
02-05-2006, 07:22 PM
- You think Nirvana is one of the greatest bands ever, though the only song you've ever heard is "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

And/or you assume every other song by Nirvana, is infact, also Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Isolated Fury
02-05-2006, 07:24 PM
- h8 school

- think u r smartr then ur teacherz

0r4ng3
02-05-2006, 07:26 PM
I h8, sk8, and sh8, all at the same time. How punx am I?!

Isolated Fury
02-05-2006, 07:27 PM
I h8, sk8, and sh8, all at the same time. How punx am I?!
OGM!!11!! U R TEH TRU PUNXZ

All About Eve
02-05-2006, 07:27 PM
- posers rnt punx

0r4ng3
02-05-2006, 07:28 PM
- posurs r ghey selloutz

All About Eve
02-05-2006, 07:29 PM
ur moms a ghey selloutz

Isolated Fury
02-05-2006, 07:44 PM
- nvr die.

Plumey
02-05-2006, 10:48 PM
u all poseurz lolz anarchy rulz nd i r t3h tru punx cuz i h8 t3h prezitdnt lolz

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-06-2006, 06:54 AM
- Hate rap because it's "just a bunch of fagzzz playing the same shit over and ovr again". That's from punk fans.

- Deny the existence of any other musical genre as an actual genre.

- Wear Ramones t-shirts, whether or not they listen to, or have indeed heard of, the Ramones.

ruroken
02-06-2006, 08:29 AM
- You think Nirvana is one of the greatest bands ever, though the only song you've ever heard is "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
hahahahaha

notoriousdoc
02-06-2006, 12:08 PM
I think Dain's was the best ban ever

killer_queen
02-06-2006, 12:08 PM
Aaaand they use gmail because they're different.
They wear Converses and they try to make them look really old and dirty.

And don't make fun of Burberry pants. Burberry is like one of the best brands.

ninthlayer
02-18-2006, 08:40 PM
http://myspace-632.vo.llnwd.net/00319/23/63/319493632_l.jpg
up teh punx!
oi oi oi oi hep hep hep hep heepppppppppppppppppppppp

Endymion
02-18-2006, 08:52 PM
TRU PUNX
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/trupunx.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
02-18-2006, 08:55 PM
I'm extremely happy that this was bumped/I was gonna bump it myself/I can't see that, Endymion, because tripod is the devil.

Not Ozymandias
02-18-2006, 08:56 PM
It's right here:

http://die.softly.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/truepunks.jpg.w560h309.jpg

Endymion
02-18-2006, 08:57 PM
oh so sorry.

and i hope this isn't a joke: http://www.gothpunk.com/howtos/how-to-dance-punk.html

the_GoDdEsS
02-19-2006, 02:03 AM
Those pictures just look ridiculously bad. Ugh.