View Full Version : THE REAL 3 BEARS STORY {yeah i'm bored}

02-06-2006, 10:25 AM
so i got this today .....

Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at the table. She looks into her little bowl, it is empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!!" she squeaks.

Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he roars.

Mummy bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells...."for Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

it was mummy bear who got up first,
it was mummy bear who woke everyone in the house,
it was mummy bear who made the coffee,
it was mummy bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away,
it was mummy bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper
it was mummy bear who set the damn table,
it was mummy bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry selves downstairs and grace mummy bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, coz I'm only going to say this one more time... "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

02-06-2006, 11:19 AM
Don't get bored again.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-06-2006, 12:42 PM
Don't get bored again.

haha Andy, but I must say, I enjoyed the story

02-06-2006, 02:56 PM
slightly different to the one im used to!