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FauxElitist
02-06-2006, 06:33 PM
The Ballad of Sin Studly

So gather round ye children
And hearken to my tale
The story of an Aussie bloke
Who'd look at home in jail
From shaven head, to pink mohawk
Or hair adorned in waves
A white power preaching Aryan
With the blood of nigger slaves

And while some may think he's insecure
And compensating too
With cutting words and scathing wit
Especially if you're a jew
No one alive should doubt his words
Nor class this man a fool
For he's wiser here, beyond his years
While acting like a tool

But what is it that gains respect
From such an open queer
A man who'll nut - raped from the butt
And never shed a tear?
For surely such a bastard
Admires those who prove their wits
Or perhaps it takes a pretty face
Like that slavic with no tits

So hark to the tale of Justin
A bludger in his prime
A man who'll drink as soon as think
And overuse 'quicklime'
A junkie who's intelligent
And a scoundrel like no other;
A man who'll take the higher ground
While living with his mother

Now what creates a man like this
Who lives just to offend
Who'll rant and rave and scream aloud
'Fuck your Chuck Norris trend!!!'
Perhaps it happened early on
When he was meek and mild
As Uncle is as Uncle does
'Come here, my little child'

And so I ask to all you now
This question do I pose
Have you ever seen more unique form
Or beauty than his prose?
'Quicklime, quicklime, quicklime, quicklime
Hempen jig A-jig-jig-jig'
At least none can call him repetitive
Nor a sexist racist pig

But nonetheless none could deny
The sharpness of his tongue
The wit with which he'll slay the old
The ugly, French and young
And God we all do love him
In spite of many flaws
Like his drinking, drugs couch-comforting
And love of slavic whores

So hark to the tale of Justin
A bludger in his prime
A man who'll drink as soon as think
And overuse 'quicklime'
A junkie who's intelligent
And a scoundrel like no other;
A man who'll take the higher ground
While living with his mother

As promised, cutiepie.

Paint_It_Black
02-06-2006, 06:35 PM
I'll drink to that.

Sin Studly
02-06-2006, 06:36 PM
Holy fuck!

*bows down*

Endymion
02-06-2006, 06:36 PM
a ballad so powerful it would move even imelda marcos to tears.

the_GoDdEsS
02-06-2006, 06:40 PM
Very touching. Pure and innocent love. Us animals don't really understand such purity.

Sin Studly
02-06-2006, 06:41 PM
My own medicene is nasty-tasting. :(

calichix
02-06-2006, 06:43 PM
spot on, soldier.

Sin Studly
02-06-2006, 10:19 PM
Quicklime quicklime.

WebDudette
02-06-2006, 11:41 PM
Hah, brilliant.

Rocky-girl
02-07-2006, 02:26 AM
You're very talanted!

Little_Miss_1565
02-07-2006, 07:15 AM
I approve!

Dante
02-07-2006, 07:58 AM
That was really good

Sin Studly
03-01-2006, 11:11 PM
Bumpalicious.

T-6005
03-01-2006, 11:20 PM
Bump approved in the interest of your non-virgin ass.

But it still doesn't mean you don't scream.

Sin Studly
03-01-2006, 11:20 PM
My ass is virgin, faggot. I just held your thingy between my legs.

T-6005
03-01-2006, 11:23 PM
I can deal with that - but if you didn't hold my interest in mind, why scream?

.:SMASH:.
03-02-2006, 12:43 AM
This had to be done

Sin Studly
07-24-2006, 12:12 PM
Bump because SMASH is a fucking idiot who missed the point.

Marco
07-24-2006, 12:14 PM
I approve!
I second that.

arak0r
07-24-2006, 12:46 PM
so whered your husband/wife/fiance/fiancee go