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Sin Studly
02-07-2006, 02:39 AM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2025748,00.html

the_GoDdEsS
02-07-2006, 02:42 AM
The West is truly disturbing. Over here we would solve that with a beating.

Paint_It_Black
02-07-2006, 03:02 AM
That is pathetic beyond words. I am amazed.

darko
02-07-2006, 06:33 AM
giving them advice on Where to cut? fuck sakes....

platinumpt
02-07-2006, 07:24 AM
I wonder when the self-cutting trend will arrive to Portugal.

Little_Miss_1565
02-07-2006, 08:17 AM
el oh motherfucking el. Now that's taking the term Nanny Nation to the extreme.

JohnnyNemesis
02-07-2006, 01:07 PM
I love it. I fucking LOVE it.

Nirushika6789
02-07-2006, 01:11 PM
NURSES want patients who are intent on harming themselves to be provided with clean blades so that they can cut themselves more safely

How ridiculous can you get?

Nurses would also give patients advice about which parts of the body it is safer to cut.
Why would they want places that are safer to cut...some of the time it could be 'suicide' attempt. And also if they really wanted to be careful they why the fuck do they do it in the first place.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-07-2006, 02:05 PM
Haha, I love it.

"Honey, what is that on your arms?"
"Errr...The cat scratched me."
"Now tell me the truth."
"Mom, I cut myself."
"Oh my good golly gosh. With what?"
"This razor I have."
"Is it dirty?"
"I clean it daily."
"Oh thank God, I was so worried. So what would you like for dinner?"

Nirushika6789
02-07-2006, 02:07 PM
Haha, I love it.

"Honey, what is that on your arms?"
"Errr...The cat scratched me."
"Now tell me the truth."
"Mom, I cut myself."
"Oh my good golly gosh. With what?"
"This razor I have."
"Is it dirty?"
"I clean it daily."
"Oh thank God, I was so worried. So what would you like for dinner?"
HAHAH...even more awesome!

darko
02-07-2006, 02:10 PM
Haha, I love it.

"Honey, what is that on your arms?"
"Errr...The cat scratched me."
"Now tell me the truth."
"Mom, I cut myself."
"Oh my good golly gosh. With what?"
"This razor I have."
"Is it dirty?"
"I clean it daily."
"Oh thank God, I was so worried. So what would you like for dinner?"

hahaha thats class

0r4ng3
02-07-2006, 04:51 PM
This reminds me of the lethal injection death sentence. They always disinfect the needle. So, they're killing you on purpose, but they don't want you to get sick or anything.

yay
02-07-2006, 05:36 PM
How pathetic.

Andy
02-07-2006, 05:38 PM
This reminds me of the lethal injection death sentence. They always disinfect the needle. So, they're killing you on purpose, but they don't want you to get sick or anything.
Yeah, like when they put you on suicide watch when you're on death row.

0r4ng3
02-07-2006, 05:39 PM
Yeah, like when they put you on suicide watch when you're on death row.
That's understandable, because you don't want them dying before you want them to. Then the victims' families won't have closure.

Sunny
02-07-2006, 05:41 PM
ahahaha, that's just beautiful.

Andy
02-07-2006, 05:43 PM
That's understandable, because you don't want them dying before you want them to. Then the victims' families won't have closure.
True, ok, when they ensure the needle doesn't have any air in it...As to ensure nobody gets poisoned by the extra air.

Sin Studly
02-07-2006, 10:40 PM
They tap out the bubbles and disinfect the arm because it's a second nature to doctors. Kinda like how you flush the toilet after you take a shit.

Paint_It_Black
02-08-2006, 01:54 AM
Kinda like how you flush the toilet after you take a shit.

I forgot to do that today.