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Preocupado
02-09-2006, 09:38 PM
It's a rainy night, nobody seems to be awake here in town and i need something to do. Below is a list of things i have available right now. If anybody could give me a good idea of what to do with them, i'll do it right now. (i don't want problems with the police, please.)

- a computer with internet
- cigars
- canned tuna fish
- vodka
- shoyu sauce
- telephone
- bed
- camera
- acoustic guitar
- incence
- the book When Nietzsche Cried
- car
- this town sleeping:
http://s6.gigafoto.com.br/2006/02/10/5164680.jpg

coke_a holic
02-09-2006, 09:39 PM
Become an imposter of someone mediocre. It's fun.

EDIT: Not to mention easy as shit.

Preocupado
02-09-2006, 09:40 PM
ok. What's your real username?

coke_a holic
02-09-2006, 09:41 PM
That would ruin all of the fun.

Sunny
02-09-2006, 09:44 PM
hmm.

make a tuna salad sandwich, light some incense, take a few shots of vodka, and take noodz. post them on the internet. then call up your friends and play them a drunken serenade on your guitar. then take one more shot, smoke a cigar, and pass out in your bed.

sound good? =p

barangatang
02-09-2006, 09:45 PM
Got any vaseline handy?

Preocupado
02-09-2006, 09:56 PM
Sunny, it sounds smokincencenoodalicious. Beep.
And Barangatang, no i don't. Jeez

barangatang
02-09-2006, 10:31 PM
Do they circumcise in brazil? if not it shouldn't really matter if you do or don't have any vaseline. My recommendation still stands.

Preocupado
02-09-2006, 10:42 PM
brangatang, my friend, the vodka is kickin in..

and whats this about circumcization? i thought you said vaseline because you'd tell me to shove all that junk in my ass?

barangatang
02-09-2006, 10:48 PM
We're on two completely different pages. The thing I'm talking about might not cause as much.....pain....

Preocupado
02-09-2006, 10:53 PM
hey dont go anywhere.. i'm driving to the Pit Stop gas station to get me another vodka.

Preocupado
02-09-2006, 11:13 PM
oh my god i dont belive it! i bought lemon flavoured Raiska.. i think i'm gonna puke

Nina
02-10-2006, 12:08 AM
get tipsy, picturewhore, post it on the net.
take pictures that turn into a story. post a photo-story on the bbs.
take pictures of your room, post them in an lj community and ask for suggestions to improve your room.
surf the net for porn.
talk on the phone to your best (female) friend.
go to bed.

T-6005
02-10-2006, 02:45 AM
hmm.

make a tuna salad sandwich, light some incense, take a few shots of vodka, and take noodz. post them on the internet. then call up your friends and play them a drunken serenade on your guitar. then take one more shot, smoke a cigar, and pass out in your bed.

sound good? =p
No way. Buy a tuna sandwich, drink a bit, look for nudes on the internet. Then play drunken serenades despite my friends' protests, then more shots, then a cigarette or 4, then eventually end up in bed.

Andy
02-10-2006, 04:47 AM
I take a cocktail of recreational drugs and alcohol until the raindrops turn into puppies.

Paint_It_Black
02-10-2006, 05:28 AM
surf the net for porn.
talk on the phone to your best (female) friend.
go to bed.


Those three sound like good ones. Go with that.

the_GoDdEsS
02-10-2006, 05:35 AM
If it's summer rain, I open the window and inhale the air. It's orgasmic.

Preocupado
02-10-2006, 08:54 AM
I just woke up.. the head is a bit achy. This is how the night went:

Bought lemon falvoured Raiska thinking it was regular vodka. (motherfuckers should make it green so drunken ppl can tell what they are buying) Driving back home i runned over a cardboard Santa Claus that was standing on the sidewalk (need to check on the car). Lit up absinthe flavoured incence, drank drank drank, and called my friend Caroline wich answered the phone with that cute scared sleepy voice followed by a you drunk? (she's that kind of friend that you often phantasise about ripping off her clothes and stuff, but you've known her for way too long to make a move). So we talked, i made her giggle alot and, eventually, i was in bed.

Thank you BBSers, now i know i can count on your sweet ideas for summer nights.http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

Paint_It_Black
02-10-2006, 08:56 AM
So you were too drunk to know what you were buying yet felt it was ok to be driving around?

Preocupado
02-10-2006, 08:59 AM
there's nobody on the streets at rainy nights in here! I think that the worst that could happen actually did.. I killed cardboard Santa!

JoY
02-10-2006, 09:18 AM
hmm.

make a tuna salad sandwich, light some incense, take a few shots of vodka, and take noodz. post them on the internet. then call up your friends and play them a drunken serenade on your guitar. then take one more shot, smoke a cigar, and pass out in your bed.

sound good? =p
that sounds fantastic to me.