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Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 05:25 AM
Impersonate the posting style of another user, and let people try to guess who you're impersonating. This will be the first forum game not to suck balls.

Andy
02-11-2006, 05:28 AM
This message is hidden because Sin Studly is on your ignore list.

Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 05:32 AM
#1
"no becuz anarchy is not liek that. anarchy is way of life and it makes sense. maybe is an idael and not ready yet but u wouldnt need police cuz is someboyd did a crime then every1 else in the society would austracise them an they wudnt do it anymore"

#2
no cuz i don't cut, and ur a stupid canadian

#3
you guys don't even know what pwning is. once on the other forum, like some guy got tricked into post gay porn or something. man, he got pwnd!

#4
that website is SO old

#5
omg camwhore! post noods plz.

#6
Oh, you made my little girls heart quiver with divine fancies like tearing out your hair, trampling you gaily, castrating you and crying on your shoulder. I should hope intentions are but to jest with my heart tenderly? *folds wings around you and takes you unawares*

#7
This message is hidden because you are on my ignore list

Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 05:32 AM
This message is hidden because Sin Studly is on your ignore list.

I love him dearly. :D

Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 05:36 AM
#8

I WANT DICK!

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 05:37 AM
(About certain bands)

Never heard of em.

*OR!*

I like _____! What do you think?

Izie
02-11-2006, 05:39 AM
#8

I WANT DICK!

That's the Slavbitch, duh.

Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 05:40 AM
Yep, that's Tanya alright.

Izie
02-11-2006, 05:41 AM
A: "I hate you."

B: "My girlfriend is stupid."

A&B: "Internet couples suck."


...yeah, very difficult.

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 05:43 AM
"I noticed you're still posting. Stop doing that."

Andy
02-11-2006, 05:44 AM
"I noticed you're still posting. Stop doing that."
Beat me to it.

Tizzalicious
02-11-2006, 05:45 AM
A: "I hate you."

B: "My girlfriend is stupid."

A&B: "Internet couples suck."


...yeah, very difficult.

I love you too.

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 05:45 AM
"Your mother? She's a whore."

To obvious?

Izie
02-11-2006, 05:49 AM
I love you too.

I know :):):)

nieh
02-11-2006, 06:01 AM
#1 Sky (not really, I know it's someone that was posting in politics not long ago but they're not important enough for me to remember their name)
#2 TOM
#3 dain
#4 Joey
#5 Dush?
#6 Maria
#7 Ozy

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 06:02 AM
I think 1 is NOAMR. I noticed him posting a lot in the Anarchy thread a while back.

el_monkey
02-11-2006, 06:07 AM
fuck everybody, heil hitler...*swear* *insult*

obvious

Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 06:09 AM
Every German poster?

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 06:09 AM
"omg ur a nazi! evil bastard! i h8 u, nd all of ur racits prik friends!!"

Also obvious.

el_monkey
02-11-2006, 06:12 AM
Every German poster?

definetly not : cause you aren't german are you? you're just "arisch"

Mannen som blev en gris
02-11-2006, 06:16 AM
X in Other bands:
*long post*
*uploads a couple of songs*
...so, what do you think?

*no one replies*

Bump =(

...

----------

Same guy in General chat:

Pwned.

nieh
02-11-2006, 06:16 AM
Ok so me and John were at the liquor store last night buying some booze. I was wearing my Dashboard Confessional hoodie and my friend was wearing a Good Charlotte hoodie,when these stupid preppy girls came up to us and brushed up against us. I knew they did it on purpose so I punched them in the face and they started crying! I don't ordinarily like to see girls cry,but they deserved it.

nieh
02-11-2006, 06:17 AM
This guy in Other bands:
*long post*
*uploads a couple of songs*
...so, what do you think?

*no one replies*

Bump =(

...

----------

Same guy in General chat:

Pwned.

That first half sounds like me. It's not my fault everyone here has bad taste in music.

Sin Studly
02-11-2006, 06:19 AM
Did he do it in photo album too?

And nieh, that's so totally not-dead-dad.

Tizzalicious
02-11-2006, 06:21 AM
X in Other bands:
*long post*
*uploads a couple of songs*
...so, what do you think?

*no one replies*

Bump =(

...

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Same guy in General chat:

Pwned.


Per :p

el_monkey
02-11-2006, 06:23 AM
Per :p

tizz :cool:

Tizzalicious
02-11-2006, 06:26 AM
tizz :cool:

Eh?

10......

Mannen som blev en gris
02-11-2006, 06:27 AM
X doesn't just "pwn", he pwns hard. Hard. And I might add:
X: Marry me.
Z: blah blah blah blah
X: Marry me!
Z: Did someone say something?
X: Z, please, marry me!
Z: blah blah blah
Y: Hey Z, marry me.
Z: Sure.

el_monkey
02-11-2006, 06:29 AM
Eh?

10......

you didn't impersonate anyone when you wrote "per", but I took it as an impersonisation of yourself...

the_GoDdEsS
02-11-2006, 07:56 AM
you didn't impersonate anyone when you wrote "per", but I took it as an impersonisation of yourself...

You don't get anything.

wheelchairman
02-11-2006, 08:56 AM
1. I'm not posh, but I most certainly can't drink anything but ammaretto and play the finest violins.
2. We saved your ass in world war two.
3. I wanted to see what it would be like to post as a typical offspring fan.
4. Fuck my ass!
5. I'm a filthy slav, but I puke while drinking all the time.
6. I'm a filthy slav with absolutely no arm muscles = bad handjobs :(
7. *types in* "reciprocity is not a 5 syllable word in Russian"
8. I'm such a nigger, I eat farm-animals innards, drink the spirit of the potato, and worship the icons of Eastern Orthodoxy (David Bowie and Johnny Cash)

Rocky-girl
02-11-2006, 09:28 AM
A: "I hate you."

B: "My girlfriend is stupid."

A&B: "Internet couples suck."


...yeah, very difficult.

I like it, but I dislike it when you name me Slavbitch. And, Ivana, you're Slavic too.

wheelchairman
02-11-2006, 09:31 AM
I like it, but I dislike it when you name me Slavbitch. And, Ivana, you're Slavic too.
Ivana is too pretty to be a slav.

killer_queen
02-11-2006, 09:31 AM
"I like Foo Fighters, SOAD and real punk bands. But I love Nirvana most. Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide, I swear it was a murder. I love Kurt Cobain. I want to have his babies. Two preferably. Maybe three. Because I love him. So much. I have this album and that album and this album... Here's the list."

Rocky-girl
02-11-2006, 09:38 AM
Ivana is too pretty to be a slav.

I understand. I think so too than Ivana better than me. But if she is so good can't she be Slavic or she is Arian?

Tizzalicious
02-11-2006, 09:40 AM
ivanaisMYslavbitch

Betty
02-11-2006, 09:43 AM
"weeeeooooo. beep."

"this makes me le sad"

"nobody's commented on my picture yet"

Sunny
02-11-2006, 10:36 AM
betty, you make me sound like some kind of a little robot.

oh wait. :p


i love this thread.

BREAK
02-11-2006, 10:39 AM
Great idea.

1. "I've had at LEAST three girls on here tell me I'm hot."
2. "*sarcastic remark* Oh geez, that sucked. Why do I suck at posting so much?"
3. "No, YOU started it."
4. ("Something about buttsecks")
5. "What's your opinion on abortions?"

XYlophonetreeZ
02-11-2006, 10:53 AM
3. I wanted to see what it would be like to post as a typical offspring fan.
This could be me, but I don't think that it is.

0r4ng3's: #1 is dalaksta, #2 is TUNB, #3 is JohnnyNemesis.

I'll come up with my own later.

wheelchairman
02-11-2006, 10:58 AM
This could be me, but I don't think that it is.

Nah sorry. The reference I thought was blatantly obvious though....

Sunny
02-11-2006, 10:59 AM
1. "I've had at LEAST three girls on here tell me I'm hot."


bd007h! :D

Izie
02-11-2006, 11:02 AM
I like it, but I dislike it when you name me Slavbitch. And, Ivana, you're Slavic too.

Hint: Sim is the Slavbitch and Justin doesn't always tell the truth.

I swear I can't decypher all of Per's. Some just confuse me!

And wtf of course I'm Slavic. Serbjew, even.

XYlophonetreeZ
02-11-2006, 11:06 AM
Great idea.

1. "I've had at LEAST three girls on here tell me I'm hot."
2. "*sarcastic remark* Oh geez, that sucked. Why do I suck at posting so much?"
3. "No, YOU started it."
4. ("Something about buttsecks")
5. "What's your opinion on abortions?"
1. bd007h
2. yay
3. ?
4. Shit, that could be about 15 different people
5. Sin Studly

the_GoDdEsS
02-11-2006, 11:06 AM
3. sounds like Linda. No?

Rocky-girl
02-11-2006, 11:07 AM
Yes you're right, Izie. So you say that we're all Slavbitches?

Jebus
02-11-2006, 11:10 AM
X in Other bands:
*long post*
*uploads a couple of songs*
...so, what do you think?

*no one replies*

Bump =(

I think that's me. amirite?
EDIT: except my posts aren't usually long. probably nieh then.



"this makes me le sad"

"nobody's commented on my picture yet"
T-6005 and bd007?

Izie
02-11-2006, 11:15 AM
Yes you're right, Izie. So you say that we're all Slavbitches?

...uh no. I'm saying generally Sim and I refer to each other as Slavbitches.

Tizzalicious
02-11-2006, 11:19 AM
3. sounds like Linda. No?

No, I think it's COG.

notoriousdoc
02-11-2006, 11:29 AM
X:i lisen 2 greenday
Y:TRU PUNX!!1

Rocky-girl
02-11-2006, 11:30 AM
...uh no. I'm saying generally Sim and I refer to each other as Slavbitches.
I see. Cute! ............I think I want to be like you.... Slavbitch.........

platinumpt
02-11-2006, 11:34 AM
"I like Foo Fighters, SOAD and real punk bands. But I love Nirvana most. Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide, I swear it was a murder. I love Kurt Cobain. I want to have his babies. Two preferably. Maybe three. Because I love him. So much. I have this album and that album and this album... Here's the list."
this sounds like bd007h all the fucking way.

Mannen som blev en gris
02-11-2006, 11:48 AM
I think that's me. amirite?
EDIT: except my posts aren't usually long. probably nieh then.
Well, it actually was you. But I guess you're right, your posts aren't usually that long. My bad.

notoriousdoc
02-11-2006, 11:51 AM
X:"Manowar"

Mannen som blev en gris
02-11-2006, 11:52 AM
X:"Misfits"

Jebus
02-11-2006, 11:54 AM
Well, it actually was you.
haha, take that Nieh. I win.


X:"Manowar"
Mannen, I'm sorry but that made me laugh.

notoriousdoc
02-11-2006, 11:57 AM
X:"Misfits"
Touche ;)

Mannen som blev en gris
02-11-2006, 12:02 PM
haha, take that Nieh. I win.
Of course it was you, didn't you read the gay-marriage post?

And just because I need to post it somewhere: Manowar, covering Nessun Dorma live. (http://www.youtube.com/w/Manowar---Nessun-Dorma-%28live%29?v=nRwtRS65gTQ&search=manowar) Does it get any more pwning than that?

Jebus
02-11-2006, 12:08 PM
Of course it was you, didn't you read the gay-marriage post?
oh, I didn't catch that as me. I'm assuming you meant AAE and I. Who's x, z, and y specifically?

notoriousdoc
02-11-2006, 12:10 PM
X:
http://portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2003/04/02/ubnp.jpg Makes sense

Mannen som blev en gris
02-11-2006, 12:15 PM
oh, I didn't catch that as me. I'm assuming you meant AAE and I. Who's x, z, and y specifically?
X is you, Z is AAE and Y is JN, who did marry AAE in one thread, I think.

JohnnyNemesis
02-11-2006, 12:22 PM
I love this thread. Dearly. Unfortunately, all the guess I'da made have been made.

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 01:54 PM
1. bd007h
2. yay
3. ?
4. Shit, that could be about 15 different people
5. Sin Studly
Oh man, I thought I was 2.

BREAK
02-11-2006, 02:17 PM
bd007h! :D

Right on, right on.


Oh man, I thought I was 2.

You're correct, that was you all the way. My last 3 were intended to be pretty much anyone, I just wanted to see how many different answers would come up.

Jebus
02-11-2006, 02:23 PM
Orange, like I said before, show more confidence. Your jokes are usually awesome but then you kill them with your insecurity.

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 02:25 PM
You think that's insecure? Holy shit, you guys should see me in real life.

neocon58
02-11-2006, 02:35 PM
You use internet explorer? Your dead to me. :(

XYlophonetreeZ
02-11-2006, 02:35 PM
Note, the parts in brackets are implied, but not posted.
1. Hey guys I'm really sorry for everything I said [because you all just pwned the living hell out of me yet again]. I keep telling you all that the way I post does not reflect the way I am, really, I have FRIENDS in real life. People who like me. My posts just don't reflect that. I hope you can all see that I'm not really as stupid as I look [even though I'm just going to say something ignorant again my next post and attack you all when it appears I might get pwned again].

2. Work sucks. This guy asked me for a turkey sub the other day and yelled at me because there were no onions. I told him onions were for faggots. I should have been at home masturbating.

3. Stop calling me a cane toad you tredny asshoel!!!! And never insult the offspring agian, FUCK YOU. why are you hear if you don't like them? my faovrite bands are OFFSPRING and The Living End and noone can say anyhting bad about either one bcuz there the best. :mad:

4. You don't have any room to talk, you don't know ANYTHING about this girl or anyone else in MY life. She's MY friend, so what gives you the right to talk about her? You have NO FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about. She's MINE! I met her on the INTERNET, so she's MINE! She almost got RAPED, you DUMBFUCK [and I wish she was fucking me instead].

5. you are incorrect. with a hinkeldink computer you have to change your settings and download a quackanator. might i recommend a few excellent quackanator download sites here (www.tubgirl.com) and here (http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/worms2.jpg) and if none of those work, try rebooting your system.
(insert modified picture of some old video game everyone forgot about 8 years ago, or maybe some cartoon porn.)

6. Person A: u r so hot! lol
Person B: your dog is adorable! :D
Person C: :p ! :p ! cute shoes! <3lol
bd007h: nice eyes.

7. Shut the fuck up, you cumgargling dicklord, and listen to some decent music. How can you survive listening to such shitty music?

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 02:39 PM
1. ruroken...?
2. that's blatantly obvious. wishomie.
3. Can't quite think of it...yay?
4. No, wait, this one's ruroken.
5. Definately Endy.
6. The entire Photo Album thread.
7. No clue.

BREAK
02-11-2006, 02:39 PM
4. You don't have any room to talk, you don't know ANYTHING about this girl or anyone else in MY life. She's MY friend, so what gives you the right to talk about her? You have NO FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about. She's MINE! I met her on the INTERNET, so she's MINE! She almost got RAPED, you DUMBFUCK [and I wish she was fucking me instead].


ruroken! (Why didn't I think of that one?)

2 is wishomie and 5 is endy, obviously.

Rag Doll
02-11-2006, 02:41 PM
i'll go with 7 being Break.

BREAK
02-11-2006, 02:42 PM
I've been nicer these days. Now I just make fun of people for liking crappy movies.

the_GoDdEsS
02-11-2006, 02:45 PM
3 is SMASH.

0r4ng3
02-11-2006, 02:48 PM
3 is SMASH.
Oh, right. I forgot who was referred to as "cane toad".

the_GoDdEsS
02-11-2006, 02:49 PM
Yeah, the Queenslander.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 05:45 PM
sorry if someone already did this but

"AHHHGGHGHHGHGG! *dies*"

Little_Miss_1565
02-11-2006, 07:02 PM
you cumgargling dicklord

My new favorite term EVAR.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:41 PM
sorry if someone already did this but

"AHHHGGHGHHGHGG! *dies*"

same guy... came up with new phrase:

"*falls backward in chair*"

The shadow
02-11-2006, 07:58 PM
same guy... came up with new phrase:

"*falls backward in chair*"

Drummerguy123.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 08:01 PM
The Shadow was correct

Paint_It_Black
02-12-2006, 03:24 AM
Maybe you're the _____ what with all the accusing.

0r4ng3
02-12-2006, 11:35 AM
Maybe you're the _____ what with all the accusing.
That's too obvious for me to answer directly. So, here's what I'm gonna do:

" :rolleyes: "

JoY
02-12-2006, 11:58 AM
1. I'm not posh, but I most certainly can't drink anything but ammaretto and play the finest violins.
2. We saved your ass in world war two.
3. I wanted to see what it would be like to post as a typical offspring fan.
4. Fuck my ass!
5. I'm a filthy slav, but I puke while drinking all the time.
6. I'm a filthy slav with absolutely no arm muscles = bad handjobs
7. *types in* "reciprocity is not a 5 syllable word in Russian"
8. I'm such a nigger, I eat farm-animals innards, drink the spirit of the potato, and worship the icons of Eastern Orthodoxy (David Bowie and Johnny Cash)
this SO cracked me up. hahaha, I wuvvle u.


1: stop crying.

2: I have a small penis & that makes my mood go from =) to =( .

3: I wanted to impersonate Sunny, but Betty already did a fantastic job.

4: http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon3.gif I generally agree.

5: I'm planning to commit suicide. (insert crippled English)

6: *picture of car & gardenhose*

7: my mother threw me against the ceiling to see if I was done. :o :confused: :(

8: afro-power!

9: I should be a moderator. how do I become a moderator? I want to be a moderator. all moderators suck.

10: Chopin is far too sophistecated to be played by violin. his Nocturne should be more light, like the toes of amoebes touching the keys of the piano. (thus keyboard)

11: u fat, she fat, she hothothot!!!!!!!!11

Betty
02-12-2006, 12:13 PM
Hahahaha... HAU for the last one.

the_GoDdEsS
02-12-2006, 12:16 PM
1. JohnnyNemesis?

4. Ozy

6. Sin Studly

8. Mike coke_a_holic (sorry Mike you filthy Slav, not sure how exactly to spell your username)

9. EROS or fuckme!

10. Dusky?

JoY
02-12-2006, 12:19 PM
Michelle - but of course!

Sim - the first could also be Dave, but yeah, you've almost got them all.

I make them too easy, don't I?

0r4ng3
02-12-2006, 12:22 PM
8 could also be Isolated Fury.

the_GoDdEsS
02-12-2006, 12:22 PM
it's not impersonations. it's caricatures. ppl are not gifted enough for impersonating. sorry guys.

Of course you'd say nobody can impersonate you because you're such a perfect and beautiful lady.

0r4ng3
02-12-2006, 12:22 PM
Of course you'd say nobody can impersonate you because you're such a perfect and beautiful lady.
...and not at all batshit insane.

the_GoDdEsS
02-12-2006, 12:26 PM
I'm not saying I did not make ad hominem. But it's certainly not something you don't do either. Now go back to huffing and making yourself feel beautiful.

0r4ng3
02-12-2006, 12:30 PM
I'm so insane I can get pretty cogitating-like when it gets to riddles. but you, you suck mightily. did I tell you that before?
Ouch. Call it even?

0r4ng3
02-12-2006, 12:34 PM
If you don't care what people think of you, why don't you want them to know?

Unless, that's not what you're saying. I'm not really good at interpreting stuff, as you already noted.

JoY
02-12-2006, 12:35 PM
it's not impersonations. it's caricatures.
it sometimes is. yours was, because I wanted to tease you. you know I love the version of Chopin's Nocturne with violin! ;p though I understand it's not exactly what Chopin intended when he wrote it.

JoY
02-12-2006, 12:44 PM
*nods* the upper scale, the right hand. it has the same 'key' (notes) as that of the violin, so that makes it easy to replace it with violin. normally that Nocturne sounds legato, as you said, & more calm. the violin makes it very dramatic, which is beautiful in a completely different way.

bwah, I love musica.

I'm, by the way, totally surprised no one has impersonated me with;
"+ cigarettes!! *bounces*"

China Boy
02-12-2006, 03:02 PM
"Whatta Homos!!!"

...

All About Eve
02-12-2006, 05:20 PM
*Gives link to postcard type photo of Alaskan Mountains*

Flexing Wings
02-12-2006, 06:20 PM
It's the same old shit, but just for different reasons:

Making people feel small with ironic intelligence gives me compensation for the feeling...
1. I would have had I been hugged more as a child.
2. I would have if I were getting fucked regularly.
3. I would have if I knew what was really missing from my life, and making me this angry and cold.
4. I would have if I stopped being narcissistic for more than a second.

Now I'm sure there are other factors into why some people are so pathetic, maybe they are just purely and simply complete wankers.

If this offends you, ask yourself 'why?'... do you know deep down that I'm talking about you? If you are going to reply to this ask yourself 'why?' ... you really think anyone gives a shit about you in the real world?

Jebus
02-12-2006, 06:33 PM
You use internet explorer? Your dead to me. :(
anyone who has any sence.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-15-2006, 02:31 PM
"I like Foo Fighters, SOAD and real punk bands. But I love Nirvana most. Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide, I swear it was a murder. I love Kurt Cobain. I want to have his babies. Two preferably. Maybe three. Because I love him. So much. I have this album and that album and this album... Here's the list."

Someone already mentioned bd007h but that KuRt_CoBaiN is way more obsessed with Cobain.

coke_a_holic
02-15-2006, 02:45 PM
Mike coke_a_holic (sorry Mike you filthy Slav, not sure how exactly to spell your username)
It's fine, Sim, I'm actually trying to forget the fact I ever chose the username "coke_a_holic" because it sounds like I have a bad case of Down's Syndrome. It would be nice if people were to try and do the same.

Twinkle
02-15-2006, 02:46 PM
1. [Insert random ranting.]

That is all.

0r4ng3
02-15-2006, 02:47 PM
It's fine, Sim, I'm actually trying to forget the fact I ever chose the username "coke_a_holic" because it sounds like I have a bad case of Down's Syndrome. It would be nice if people were to try and do the same.I was going to overuse your username out of spite, but then I noticed my own username and cried a little.

Isolated Fury
02-15-2006, 02:52 PM
I was going to overuse your username out of spite, but then I noticed my own username and cried a little.
Seriously, dude...If you would make a new one, what could it possibly be?

I'm pretty sure you hit the nail right on the head with that one.

0r4ng3
02-15-2006, 02:55 PM
That's not my point. All I'm saying is that I prevented myself from sounding like a hypocrite. That's all.

China Boy
02-15-2006, 02:59 PM
1. [Insert random ranting.]

That is all.
yay ?

Isolated Fury
02-15-2006, 03:00 PM
That's not my point. All I'm saying is that I prevented myself from sounding like a hypocrite. That's all.
Oh dear...No no no! What I meant was your name seems pretty much perfect.

0r4ng3
02-15-2006, 03:02 PM
Whoops, I thought it was sarcasm. I'm having an off day, you see.

Anyway, we should get back to the thread game at hand. I personally don't have any impersonations, but I'm working on it.

Edit: "secks?"

yay
02-15-2006, 04:48 PM
Note, the parts in brackets are implied, but not posted.
1. Hey guys I'm really sorry for everything I said [because you all just pwned the living hell out of me yet again]. I keep telling you all that the way I post does not reflect the way I am, really, I have FRIENDS in real life. People who like me. My posts just don't reflect that. I hope you can all see that I'm not really as stupid as I look [even though I'm just going to say something ignorant again my next post and attack you all when it appears I might get pwned again].

2. Work sucks. This guy asked me for a turkey sub the other day and yelled at me because there were no onions. I told him onions were for faggots. I should have been at home masturbating.

3. Stop calling me a cane toad you tredny asshoel!!!! And never insult the offspring agian, FUCK YOU. why are you hear if you don't like them? my faovrite bands are OFFSPRING and The Living End and noone can say anyhting bad about either one bcuz there the best. :mad:

4. You don't have any room to talk, you don't know ANYTHING about this girl or anyone else in MY life. She's MY friend, so what gives you the right to talk about her? You have NO FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about. She's MINE! I met her on the INTERNET, so she's MINE! She almost got RAPED, you DUMBFUCK [and I wish she was fucking me instead].

5. you are incorrect. with a hinkeldink computer you have to change your settings and download a quackanator. might i recommend a few excellent quackanator download sites here (www.tubgirl.com) and here (http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/worms2.jpg) and if none of those work, try rebooting your system.
(insert modified picture of some old video game everyone forgot about 8 years ago, or maybe some cartoon porn.)

6. Person A: u r so hot! lol
Person B: your dog is adorable! :D
Person C: :p ! :p ! cute shoes! <3lol
bd007h: nice eyes.

7. Shut the fuck up, you cumgargling dicklord, and listen to some decent music. How can you survive listening to such shitty music?
1. Either myself or Ruroken
2. Wishomie
3. No Idea, Could it be SMASH?
4. TOM
5. Endymion
6. Duskygrin
7. Sin Studly

Did I get any right?

Andy
02-15-2006, 04:54 PM
Yay, I would say you've got 4,6 definately and possibly 7 wrong.
My guess:
4 - Ruroken (too over-the-top violent to be TOM)
6 - Don't know, but definately not Maria.
7 - I think is Ninth ... or BREAK. Either way, they are mean :cool:

Rag Doll
02-15-2006, 04:58 PM
I still think 7 is Break. =\

T-6005
02-15-2006, 05:03 PM
4 is clearly ruroken.

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2006, 05:03 PM
7 is kind of obviously BREAK.

That_Guy91
02-15-2006, 05:05 PM
I think 3 is Offspring fan.

All About Eve
02-15-2006, 05:09 PM
Note, the parts in brackets are implied, but not posted.
1. Hey guys I'm really sorry for everything I said [because you all just pwned the living hell out of me yet again]. I keep telling you all that the way I post does not reflect the way I am, really, I have FRIENDS in real life. People who like me. My posts just don't reflect that. I hope you can all see that I'm not really as stupid as I look [even though I'm just going to say something ignorant again my next post and attack you all when it appears I might get pwned again].

2. Work sucks. This guy asked me for a turkey sub the other day and yelled at me because there were no onions. I told him onions were for faggots. I should have been at home masturbating.

3. Stop calling me a cane toad you tredny asshoel!!!! And never insult the offspring agian, FUCK YOU. why are you hear if you don't like them? my faovrite bands are OFFSPRING and The Living End and noone can say anyhting bad about either one bcuz there the best. :mad:

4. You don't have any room to talk, you don't know ANYTHING about this girl or anyone else in MY life. She's MY friend, so what gives you the right to talk about her? You have NO FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about. She's MINE! I met her on the INTERNET, so she's MINE! She almost got RAPED, you DUMBFUCK [and I wish she was fucking me instead].

5. you are incorrect. with a hinkeldink computer you have to change your settings and download a quackanator. might i recommend a few excellent quackanator download sites here (www.tubgirl.com) and here (http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/worms2.jpg) and if none of those work, try rebooting your system.
(insert modified picture of some old video game everyone forgot about 8 years ago, or maybe some cartoon porn.)

6. Person A: u r so hot! lol
Person B: your dog is adorable! :D
Person C: :p ! :p ! cute shoes! <3lol
bd007h: nice eyes.

7. Shut the fuck up, you cumgargling dicklord, and listen to some decent music. How can you survive listening to such shitty music?

1. Dain or Yay

2. Wishomie

3. Offspring Fanatic?

4. Ruroken

5. Endymion?

6. Drummerguy?

7. Break

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2006, 05:10 PM
3 is solved already people. It's ::SMASH:: ...just search for his posts and you'll see why it's so obvious.

All About Eve
02-15-2006, 05:11 PM
.:Smash:. you mean?

Andy
02-15-2006, 05:11 PM
6 ain't drummerguy. It's a chick. But 1 is DEFINATELY Dain, all it needs is some guff about 'in-jokes'

Mentally_Challenged
02-15-2006, 05:18 PM
I'm getting the feeling that 6 is Nirushika6789.

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2006, 05:21 PM
6 is the entire photo album thread, people.

XYlophonetreeZ
02-15-2006, 05:28 PM
I'm getting the feeling that 6 is Nirushika6789.
This is correct. Yes, it could indeed have been the entire Photo Album thread, but Nirushika is like the embodiment of everything Photo Album represents. The :p faces were sort of a clue.

7 was BREAK. While BREAK has never to my knowledge used the terms "cumgargling" or "dicklord," he consistently shows off an excellent insult vocabulary along those lines. And I love him for it.

1 was supposed to be yay. I admit that it wasn't very good.

By the way, yay, #4 was ruroken, not TOM. There was the whole Internet-rape-envy spazzing and the random spurts of capitalization. ruroken to the core. But you got wishomie, .:SMASH:., Endymion, and yourself all right.

Paint_It_Black
02-16-2006, 03:42 AM
If anyone can adequately impersonate me, pm me so I don't miss it.

yay
02-16-2006, 05:23 PM
By the way, yay, #4 was ruroken, not TOM. There was the whole Internet-rape-envy spazzing and the random spurts of capitalization. ruroken to the core. But you got wishomie, .:SMASH:., Endymion, and yourself all right.Cool. I'm suprised I got Smash right, I guessed him purely because hes Australian same as The Living End, so I thought there'd be more chance of an aussie talking them up.

Homer
02-19-2006, 08:35 PM
I left this place

Although the victory was short-lived.

Drummerguy123
02-19-2006, 09:03 PM
Lemme give this a try.

"OMGF!!! Dave Grohl = teh sects!!!!111!!1!!one!!!"

calichix
02-19-2006, 10:43 PM
"you think I'm crazy? I'm not crazy. I'm very very secretive. you think you know me? you do not know me. behold! if I use the english language semi-eloquently, it will mask the fact that I am blatantly insane. "




GUESSGUESSGUESSGUESS *twirls*