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JoY
12-08-2004, 11:59 AM
..alright chickas, let's get it out in the open, because lately I've been discussing this with female friends & I came to amazing discoveries; hardly any of them has an orgasm from penetration only & a shitload of them has faked an orgasm at least once, or twice in their lives.

I can honestly say I've faked quite some orgasms in my life & depending on the person I'm having sex with, I do come from penetration only.

so... what about you, eh?

wliethof
12-08-2004, 12:01 PM
I've had someone orgasm from penetration only. multiple times, too :)

faking it is lame. giving directions is better.

nieh
12-08-2004, 12:06 PM
I've faked an orgasm before.

(note: not really)

Vicky
12-08-2004, 12:09 PM
I've had someone orgasm from penetration only. multiple times, too :)


How crazy! Sounds like something I've had done to me. Multiple times on more than one occasion, by any chance?
Oh and I've never faked one. Cuz its not like its hard to do in any way at all! To me, anyways.

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:12 PM
I've been in quite reasonable circumstances to fake it.
I used to be fucking scared of sex, which isn't really stimulating, if you understand what I mean. then there have been guys, who tried so hard to make me come, but who had no potential whatsoever to accomplish anything on that area. still you want to 'reward' him in a strange way for his kind attempts to satisfy you. & once I slept with a guy by 'mistake' & while getting semi-sober in bed, I didn't know any other way to get him out of my room. faking an orgasm was just a way to get it over & done with. "yeah, you made me come, be a proud puppy & get the fuck out of here."

jeezus, some guys really have a look on their face, like they just landed on the fucking moon, when they make a girl orgasm.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 12:14 PM
hah but you know, it is very much fun to make a girl orgasm, you know.

Vicky
12-08-2004, 12:15 PM
hah but you know, it is very much fun to make a girl orgasm, you know.

quite fun for the girl, too

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:19 PM
Oh and I've never faked one. Cuz its not like its hard to do in any way at all! To me, anyways.
oh, but I don't have any difficulties on that area whatsoever. don't get me wrong, I'm quite easily pleased. *grin* but in some cases & with some guys... how hard can the female anatomy be? it's just pushing a few buttons. plus I really need to like*like* the guy, as in being physically & mentally attracted to him, so I won't worry about if I'm doing the right thing during sex.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 12:20 PM
oh, but I don't have any difficulties on that area whatsoever. don't get me wrong, I'm quite easily pleased. *grin* but in some cases & with some guys... how hard can the female anatomy be? it's just pushing a few buttons. plus I really need to like*like* the guy, as in being physically & mentally attracted to him, so I won't worry about if I'm doing the right thing during sex.

so give directions..

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:23 PM
this probably will sound strange to you, but some cases really are hopeless, even if you spell it out, or give them a book about it. let me give you one name & you'll certainly understand; Tim.
& I suppose the fact, that I wasn't really attracted to him on every level, didn't help much either. it's mostly that last aspect of my previous post, that gets in the way.

wheelchairman
12-08-2004, 12:26 PM
Personally I think knowledge of how to pleasure your partner, should be taught in school, it's important for every healthy relationship.

This is a good site for those wanting to learn: well I tried to remember the link but I could, something like clitoris.net or theclitoris.net, hmm I wouldn't recommend a google search on this one.

Anyways the female anatomy is complicated because it varies greatly from woman to woman, and every woman is differently aware of her own sexuality etc. I don't think I've ever experienced a fake orgasm, but I mean, I think guys are easily fooled, although I'm fairly confident.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 12:27 PM
haha tim. I can just imagine him poking around being confused :D

Vicky
12-08-2004, 12:28 PM
oh, but I don't have any difficulties on that area whatsoever. don't get me wrong, I'm quite easily pleased. *grin* but in some cases & with some guys... how hard can the female anatomy be? it's just pushing a few buttons. plus I really need to like*like* the guy, as in being physically & mentally attracted to him, so I won't worry about if I'm doing the right thing during sex.

dunno.. Willem seemed to do perfectly well with me..

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:42 PM
Per; guys ARE easily fooled (everyone on this planet has the tendency to believe what he/she wants to believe), but in a healthy relationship you don't have to fool anyone, or fake anything. there's no pressure, it doesn't matter, if it won't work, you'll only have a better reason to give it another try. I'm now in my first healthy sexual relationship & now pressure is taken away, it's also much easier to relax & 'go with the flow', thus orgasm.

am I too opened up here?
nevermind.
either way, based on this I don't think you have anything to 'worry' about.

& alright, alright; the female anatomy is slightly complicated. but you don't always have to go for the clitoris. getting girls excited by just touching & stimulating other areas & then uhm.. penetrating her (my gosh, I'm making myself shy with my own subject =/), which possibly massages her clitoris, should do the trick, too.

too informative? oh bite me.


Willem; disaster, I tell you. it's REAL mean to say this about someone, especially if someone here happens to know that someone - I know - but... it's understandable now, isn't it? I mean, I'm not one of his technical projects (technische werktuigbouwkunde in Delft), man, the way he moves his fingers.. do NOT just poke me unexpectedly. it's.. frightning. ack. & I'm no "grabbelton". (how the fuck would you translate that?)

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:48 PM
dunno.. Willem seemed to do perfectly well with me..
que? uhh, I'm sure he did. but.. *I* wasn't necessarily talking about Willem. by this I don't mean anything, but I don't usually spread sexual experiences with board members all over the place.

oh goodness. take this to a private place, or something. cold shivers down my spine & shit.

Vicky
12-08-2004, 12:48 PM
que? uhh, I'm sure he did. but.. *I* wasn't necessarily talking about Willem. by this I don't mean anything, but I don't usually spread sexual experiences with board members all over the place.

oh goodness. take this to a private place, or something. cold shivers down my spine & shit.

you did start it

wliethof
12-08-2004, 12:51 PM
bella, you mean tombola. but I don't know if the english tombola is the same as the dutch grabbelton.

Vicky
12-08-2004, 12:52 PM
bella, you mean tombola. but I don't know if the english tombola is the same as the dutch grabbelton.

with raffle tickets and a like.. jar thing that spins around, they get mixed up and then you put your hand in, rummage around, and pick the winner?

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:56 PM
to Viccle; dudette! not about sex with anyone in particular. I was talking about sex in general. "let's talk about sex.."? I didn't say "did anyone ever please you real well & who was it?", I said "can you orgasm from penetration & have you ever faked it?". I don't need to know who services you from time to time & the quality, I just asked a simple question.

oh please, I just mentioned Tim, because Willem then understands perfectly what I'm talking about. he just happened to be the perfect example of why sex in general -can- go real wrong.

now I'm having a serious laughing fit. I'm so immature.

JoY
12-08-2004, 12:57 PM
with raffle tickets and a like.. jar thing that spins around, they get mixed up and then you put your hand in, rummage around, and pick the winner?
hahahahaha!
pretty much like that, yeah. but without the winner.

Vicky
12-08-2004, 12:58 PM
to Viccle; dudette! not about sex with anyone in particular. I was talking about sex in general. "let's talk about sex.."? I didn't say "did anyone ever please you real well & who was it?", I said "can you orgasm from penetration & have you ever faked it?". I don't need to know who services you from time to time & the quality, I just asked a simple question.

oh please, I just mentioned Tim, because Willem then understands perfectly what I'm talking about. he just happened to be the perfect example of why sex in general -can- go real wrong.

now I'm having a serious laughing fit. I'm so immature.

Well it just seems a bit silly to me that, as soon as I mentioned that, you went all "eehh don't post that!" when you post about it with your boyfriend a lot of the time. So, if you don't like reading about it for other people, maybe you should think about whether people want to read about yours all the time? Not meant to sound mean or anything, just.. you post it a lot, but its like.. anyone else and its bad BAD BAD DIRTY NO DONT SAY THAT NO or something.

JoY
12-08-2004, 01:07 PM
well, I do think it's pretty obvious, that I find sex about anything but gross, dirty & bad. I said what I said, because you're spreading some rather personal information of you with a certain board member on that particular board. it just seems a tad wrong. not the sex, the sharing. like I said in the post, that started this: "I wasn't necessarily talking about Willem. by this I don't mean anything, but I don't usually spread sexual experiences with board members all over the place." & that's what I meant.

& I don't share details of my sexlife with specific persons on here, well, most of the time. Tim was an exception, but none of you, besides Willem, has a fucking clue who he is. & I SURE don't share details about me & my boyfriend. I just said I'm attracted to him on every level & that it helps. I do believe that's different.

but we're getting tangled up in a useless discussion, really. I was only fooling around anyway. NEVER take me too seriously. (also don't take *that* too seriously ;) )

Vicky
12-08-2004, 01:11 PM
you didn't share details about you and your boyfriend in here, no, but pretty much all of the posts you've made in the +/- topic, and some other random ones, which have nothing to do with sex at all, have contained something. you know, thats the whole reason of willem posting what he did to start with, anyway. cuz you share stuff, maybe you don't even realise.

so yeah. basically. i don't see why its okay for you to post whatever you want, with no care at all to how other people see it, but anyone else and its bad and wrong and stuff.

anyway, whatever. im off to find something constructive to do.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 01:11 PM
well, I do think it's pretty obvious, that I find sex about anything but gross, dirty & bad. I said what I said, because you're spreading some rather personal information of you with a certain board member on that particular board. it just seems a tad wrong. not the sex, the sharing. like I said in the post, that started this: "I wasn't necessarily talking about Willem. by this I don't mean anything, but I don't usually spread sexual experiences with board members all over the place." & that's what I meant.

& I don't share details of my sexlife with specific persons on here, well, most of the time. Tim was an exception, but none of you, besides Willem, has a fucking clue who he is. & I SURE don't share details about me & my boyfriend. I just said I'm attracted to him on every level & that it helps. I do believe that's different.

but we're getting tangled up in a useless discussion, really. I was only fooling around anyway. NEVER take me too seriously. (also don't take *that* too seriously ;) )

you did say things about when you gave him a blow job bla bla bla, but other than that, i agree. private things are between people. general things are fine, but I don't like too much detail.

the_GoDdEsS
12-08-2004, 01:11 PM
Girls, just stop it. It's getting pathetic.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 01:13 PM
you didn't share details about you and your boyfriend in here, no, but pretty much all of the posts you've made in the +/- topic, and some other random ones, which have nothing to do with sex at all, have contained something. you know, thats the whole reason of willem posting what he did to start with, anyway. cuz you share stuff, maybe you don't even realise.

I posted because bella made a topic asking about things..

Vicky
12-08-2004, 01:15 PM
I posted cuz bella made a topic asking about things..

still isn't what you said to me on msn

JoY
12-08-2004, 01:15 PM
you did say things about when you gave him a blow job bla bla bla, but other than that, i agree. private things are between people. general things are fine, but I don't like too much detail.
oo, oo, how our heads bumped into each other??
that's not too sexual. I walked around with a bruised head for weeks! *laughing fit again*

but, Vicky, yes I guess I do sometimes mention in the +/- topic, that my boyfriend & I have sex. I don't think that's very detailled, though. but maybe I should be carefull with overshare, if it bothers anyone. I can't imagine how it'd bother anyone, if I have a sexlife at the moment, though..

wliethof
12-08-2004, 01:16 PM
guess you understood wrong. or maybe i didnt oh well, big deal. whoopeee this turned out to be fun.

this is for vic.

Vicky
12-08-2004, 01:16 PM
oo, oo, how our heads bumped into each other??
that's not too sexual. I walked around with a bruised head for weeks! *laughing fit again*

but, Vicky, yes I guess I do sometimes mention in the +/- topic, that my boyfriend & I have sex. I don't think that's very detailled, though. but maybe I should be carefull with overshare, if it bothers anyone. I can't imagine how it'd bother anyone, if I have a sexlife at the moment, though..

so it shouldnt bother you if i post about stuff, or if anyone else does

JoY
12-08-2004, 01:18 PM
whoa dudes.. whatever Willem said on MSN, I'm sure he's man enough, that if something bothers him, he'd tell me personally one way or another.

this really *is* silly, Vicstra. let's just ..get back to the topic, alright? to -general- sharing. ;)

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 01:19 PM
It is really hard (usually impossible!) for a guy to make me cum,even if he knows what he's doing.:( Even if I give instructions (which I do). I have real trouble relaxing around attractive guys,so that is probably the main reason.:(

wliethof
12-08-2004, 01:31 PM
maybe you should spend some more time with guys before you have sex? Until you feel comnfortable around them?

Betty
12-08-2004, 01:40 PM
Well, I feel I would be intruding on a big argument here... at least Sara did first.

To answer the questions, I have never orgasmed from penetration alone, although they seem better/different when that is involved. Don't know if I'm screwed up, too impatient/sensitive, or what other females apparently experience when they do.

I've never faked anything. But I could see why it would definitely be tempting. Most often I'll just tell them to give up, it's not working. If I'm in the mood, I will coax (give directions - it's true though - sometimes it's pretty hopeless), but if I'm not in the mood, I'm not really too concerned about it. Or sometimes it comes down to "fine, I'll do it myself".

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 01:42 PM
I do spend plenty of time around them before we do anything (I'm not a one-night stand person!!!),but it doesn't seem to help! :( I am so shy. Sometimes I get so shy around guys that my mind goes blank and I hardly speak because I can't think of anything to say! I also have trouble with eye contact. Meh. In general,I find it hard to accept that an attractive guy finds me attractive in the first place. I dunno. It all feels hopeless sometimes.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 01:46 PM
aww poor sara! you need a nice guy to help you get past that i guess :o


Or sometimes it comes down to "fine, I'll do it myself".

that would please everyone involved I should think

Betty
12-08-2004, 01:48 PM
To a certain extent it's a good solution. Kinda boring though.

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 01:49 PM
Oh and yes,I did fake,once.The guy was just fingering me though-not penetrating me. He had absolutely NO idea what he was doing. I just faked it so that he would stop!!!lol Plus,I was kinda trying to be polite! I'm glad I didn't sleep with him,if the quality of his hand-job was anything to go by!

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 01:51 PM
aww poor sara! you need a nice guy to help you get past that i guess :o



Yeah. I'm not counting on meeting him though. Ever.:(

wliethof
12-08-2004, 01:55 PM
don't give up! should never give up. If you don't keep trying, you'll know for sure you won't find anyone for sure..

sKratch
12-08-2004, 01:59 PM
All I've got to say is I'm glad I had a period in my life where I was obsessed with porn. Provided me with some useful knowledge. It was actually almost comical how little my girlfriend knew initially about sex and how it worked, because she was a very "good" girl throughout adolescence.

JoY
12-08-2004, 01:59 PM
aw, Saraness. I really couldn't give you any better advice, than Willem gave you. someone should come along, who makes you feel completely comfortable with yourself & him. it -does- exist, so don't worry too much, girl.

Betty - like I said in my first post; apparently it's ..quite uncommon to orgasm from penetration only. my friends all looked at me, like I'd just landed in a spaceship, when I said that I do most of the times. I mean.. it's not.. like so many girls can orgasm from it. I used to think I was a strange duck, when I couldn't, now among my friends I feel like a strange cookie, because I can. that's pretty much the reason why I made this topic.

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 02:01 PM
Yeah,true. Its hopeless at the moment though. I don't have any friends here,so I can't really go out and meet any guys. I am trying desperately to move away to Manchester,as that's where I want to live. I might meet guys there. I came really close to moving away a couple of months ago,but the company I was meant to be working for screwed me over.:( (ha ha-just noticed the pun!!!! Not literally! They just messed me about,and I couldn't start my job with them in the end.)

sKratch
12-08-2004, 02:03 PM
aw, Saraness. I really couldn't give you any better advice, than Willem gave you. someone should come along, who makes you feel completely comfortable with yourself & him. it -does- exist, so don't worry too much, girl.

Betty - like I said in my first post; apparently it's ..quite uncommon to orgasm from penetration only. my friends all looked at me, like I'd just landed in a spaceship, when I said that I do most of the times. I mean.. it's not.. like so many girls can orgasm from it. I used to think I was a strange duck, when I couldn't, now among my friends I feel like a strange cookie, because I can. that's pretty much the reason why I made this topic.
what's the difference between a strange duck and a strange cookie?

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 02:06 PM
And the worst problem of all is:......I have that song "Let's talk about sex baby,let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things,and the bad things that make me. Let's talk abooout sex!" song running through my head!!!! Aaaagh!!!NOOOOOO!!!! Joy,what have you done?!!!!!

wliethof
12-08-2004, 02:08 PM
I think I'm glad I don't know that song! I do have the 'oooh you touch my tralala' song in my head now

JoY
12-08-2004, 02:08 PM
Yeah,true. Its hopeless at the moment though. I don't have any friends here,so I can't really go out and meet any guys. I am trying desperately to move away to Manchester,as that's where I want to live. I might meet guys there. I came really close to moving away a couple of months ago,but the company I was meant to be working for screwed me over.:( (ha ha-just noticed the pun!!!! Not literally! They just messed me about,and I couldn't start my job with them in the end.)
*giggles at the pun*
you'll bump into him some place, where you least expect it at a time you're not waiting for it to happen.

anyway.. that's how it went for me. I'd just gotten out of a messy relationship, when the guy I now wouldn't want to be without was right under my own nose the whole time, living in my own house. & with my first boyfriend it went about the same way; my lovelife was pretty hectic & strange, when I finally found out the only one I actually really wanted appeared to be one of my best friends. when focuss on yourself & sorting everything out, you'll see someone else will want to do the same, as in 'will be interested in you'. & that certain guy doesn't necessarily need to be that far away from where you are.

JoY
12-08-2004, 02:09 PM
what's the difference between a strange duck and a strange cookie?
..there's not necessarily a difference. haha. aherm..

it just felt odd to use the exact same combination of words twice in one sentence.

Eccentric Sara
12-08-2004, 02:11 PM
I think I'm glad I don't know that song! I do have the 'oooh you touch my tralala' song in my head nowThankyou SO much!!! Now I have TWO shitty songs in my head!!!! Hehe :rolleyes:
And Joy,thanks for the advice.:)

JoY
12-08-2004, 02:19 PM
And the worst problem of all is:......I have that song "Let's talk about sex baby,let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things,and the bad things that make me. Let's talk abooout sex!" song running through my head!!!! Aaaagh!!!NOOOOOO!!!! Joy,what have you done?!!!!!
hehehe, it IS the song I ripped off the title of this topic from.
what? strange English.


& Willem; "oooh, you touch my tralala - mmmm, my ding ding dong
deep in the night.. I'm looking for some fun.. deep in the night.. I'm looking for some love. you tease me, oh please me, I want you to be my lovetoy.."
my GOD, that song has made me laugh on many occasions. especially when one of my housemates used it as his ringtone. mmmmmhahahahaha.

Betty
12-08-2004, 02:19 PM
Betty - like I said in my first post; apparently it's ..quite uncommon to orgasm from penetration only. my friends all looked at me, like I'd just landed in a spaceship, when I said that I do most of the times. I mean.. it's not.. like so many girls can orgasm from it. I used to think I was a strange duck, when I couldn't, now among my friends I feel like a strange cookie, because I can. that's pretty much the reason why I made this topic.

Your expressions are so cute!

But yeah, I guess I don't feel too strange about it, but it does make me kinda feel like I'm missing out on something really great.

wliethof
12-08-2004, 02:19 PM
it is very disturbing and german.

The Cheshire Cat
12-08-2004, 02:27 PM
And the worst problem of all is:......I have that song "Let's talk about sex baby,let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things,and the bad things that make me. Let's talk abooout sex!" song running through my head!!!! Aaaagh!!!NOOOOOO!!!! Joy,what have you done?!!!!!

Now I'VE got that song stuck in my head too. I knew I would if I read this thread, but nooo, I had to be stupid and read it anyway. This is going to take like an hour to get rid of...

JoY
12-08-2004, 02:32 PM
Your expressions are so cute!

But yeah, I guess I don't feel too strange about it, but it does make me kinda feel like I'm missing out on something really great.
*grins* thank you.
..I guess? :p

I can't say orgasms aren't yay, I mean, they are.. but I guess there are many roads, that lead to Rome & many ways to establish ..satisfaction.

OH MY GOD, I should shut my mouth.


Willem; it IS disturbing, but man, I just downloaded it & I don't think I'll ever stop rolling on the floor laughing my big butt off. DUDE. that accent!!

I'm not going to get over this. I am -seriously- immature. officially.

DirtyMagical
12-08-2004, 02:36 PM
hahaha I just realized what I'm listening to: Frankee - Fuck you right back
sample of lyrics:
fuck all those nights i moaned real loud
fuck it I faked it aren't you proud
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what yo,
your sex was WHACK!
haha


okay now it's "My United States Of Whatever"

SicN Twisted
12-08-2004, 03:01 PM
Making girls cum is an art form. Alot of it is definately based on talent and rhythm. It's not that easy because there's no specific thing you have to do - you just have to make this sexual connection.

Or you just have to put on the new Nick Cave album, it works every time.

Also, Joy, we know when you're faking, most of us at least. No matter how great you are at it, most guys can tell. At least I can.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 03:05 PM
Just stick it in her butt, that way if she starts orgasming you fucking know she's lying and donkey punch her.

JoY
12-08-2004, 03:06 PM
the fact, that there's someone out there, who couldn't, has just been confirmed.
really, I do know what I look & sound like, when I cum. it's not all that hard to just throw your head back, moan loudly & breathe twice as frequently as you already did in an unrhythmic & uncontrolled way. what's missing is a bit of extra.. moist.

the_GoDdEsS
12-08-2004, 03:08 PM
Just stick it in her butt, that way if she starts orgasming you fucking know she's lying and donkey punch her.

Actually. Being my kinky self, it would interest me who out of you guys would like a butt shag from a girl?

*puts on the innocent smile again*

sKratch
12-08-2004, 03:14 PM
Not gonna lie. Done it before.

JoY
12-08-2004, 03:16 PM
I'm a total virgin, when it comes to buttfucking. I just.. man... dick entering that area.. seems so.. wrong. & painful, not to mention PAINFUL. it's the back door, dammit, just fucking knock first & then enter the other way. it's polite! ..or sumthin.

wheelchairman
12-08-2004, 03:16 PM
Hmm I'm gonna try and retain my anal virginity for as long as possible. I don't think it's something I'd enjoy at all.

SicN Twisted
12-08-2004, 03:20 PM
It's impossible to fake the thigh shiver. It's like faking chattering teeth. Your skin also has a bit of a heat surge that you couldn't feel, but the observant male pressed up against you probably could. Your muscles also lose control for a fraction of a second and a guy with enough experience will know when whether or not that happens.

It's not easy to tell when a girl is faking, but alot of guys just can for the reasons I've mentioned and also there's this sence we get. It's just a feeling that I can't describe.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 03:25 PM
I'm a total virgin, when it comes to buttfucking. I just.. man... dick entering that area.. seems so.. wrong. & painful, not to mention PAINFUL. it's the back door, dammit, just fucking knock first & then enter the other way. it's polite! ..or sumthin.
It's nothing too amazing... there are obvious differences.
I'm more "Ok, I guess, if you want to" about it than "I MUST HAVE YOUR ANUS".

Betty
12-08-2004, 03:34 PM
It's impossible to fake the thigh shiver. It's like faking chattering teeth. Your skin also has a bit of a heat surge that you couldn't feel, but the observant male pressed up against you probably could. Your muscles also lose control for a fraction of a second and a guy with enough experience will know when whether or not that happens.

It's not easy to tell when a girl is faking, but alot of guys just can for the reasons I've mentioned and also there's this sence we get. It's just a feeling that I can't describe.

But then a guy who causes a girl to fake probably doesn't know what he's doing too well anyway, right? It seems like you'd have to know what was going on to catch the faking subtleties.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 03:43 PM
You raise a good point.

DUKESTER76
12-08-2004, 03:45 PM
i dunno, to me if i am with someone i really do care of and am getting it on i feel more comfortable and can just keep on going till i get her pleased, hell even i orgasm over and over. i think its all about how you feel towards being with the other person. if i am with someone like a bootycall its like yeah i'll get mine on and thats it, i wont even make an attempt to keep on going cause i already got mine. with girls i think i also goes the same way. when i was with my ex gf the first time she was not relaxed so i went and had some foreplay and kissing till she felt comfortable and less tense. after that yeah she felt right being with me and didnt feel akward telling me how she wanted me and how she wanted it done. when i had her relaxed she would feel open with me and i felt right with her and it was easier to make her orgasm. even i felt better cause i was like the energizer bunny and keeped going and going. seeing and feeling her body shiver made me just being able to last longer and keep having orgasms. and also after a while when she was feeling frisky and she wanted to get it on she would call me up so it was also good for me

Linda
12-08-2004, 03:57 PM
Sex is so much better when the 2 people love each other.

SicN Twisted
12-08-2004, 04:03 PM
That's very true. But I have caught girls faking before when either I wasn't that into it so she couldn't have possibly gotten off or she apparently had an orgasm after five minutes, and I'm no Ron Jeremy.

Another way to catch a fake is that there needs to be a build up. Moans need to gradually get stronger, louder, and more passionate. This building intensity is not easy to fabricate.

Lars
12-08-2004, 04:25 PM
I do spend plenty of time around them before we do anything (I'm not a one-night stand person!!!),but it doesn't seem to help! :( I am so shy. Sometimes I get so shy around guys that my mind goes blank and I hardly speak because I can't think of anything to say! I also have trouble with eye contact. Meh. In general,I find it hard to accept that an attractive guy finds me attractive in the first place. I dunno. It all feels hopeless sometimes.

Welcome, fellow shy not knowing what to say, and not much eye contact person.

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 04:31 PM
Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69!

lol sorry... some girl on my buddy list had that for her name ages ago. There was more, don't remember... something about getting paid for it and blah. lol

punkangel
12-08-2004, 04:42 PM
little off topic but my radio station is playing the offspring ( self esteem)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 04:49 PM
You should have put that in a random thoughts thread or something...

punkangel
12-08-2004, 04:52 PM
You should have put that in a random thoughts thread or something...


That is my thread and I was in this thread when it came on dork

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 04:53 PM
Uhh... this is JoY's thread..

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-08-2004, 04:54 PM
That is my thread and I was in this thread when it came on dork

-Tut- so much anger. I bet you're a hit down at the Palace.

punkangel
12-08-2004, 04:55 PM
Uhh... this is JoY's thread..


the random thoughts one jerk

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 04:57 PM
Fucken post in it then! Jesus, why the hell do you take everything so seriously? I just simply explained you could've expressed your joy that an Offspring song was on in a thread that's meant for it!

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:00 PM
Fucken post in it then! Jesus, why the hell do you take everything so seriously? I just simply explained you could've expressed your joy that an Offspring song was on in a thread that's meant for it!


I dont have the problem you do

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-08-2004, 05:03 PM
I dont have the problem you do

Do you have I problem? I don't have a problem. DOes he have a problem? He says you have a problem. But he has the problem by saying you have the problem? No, I don't have a problem. He says YOU have a problem. But he has a problem, so I guess you don't have a problem, so I guess no one has a problem.

-Ahem-

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:04 PM
Do you have I problem? I don't have a problem. DOes he have a problem? He says you have a problem. But he has the problem by saying you have the problem? No, I don't have a problem. He says YOU have a problem. But he has a problem, so I guess you don't have a problem, so I guess no one has a problem.

-Ahem-


??????????????????????????????????????????? huh Im cornfused??? I said he had a problem not you

DUKESTER76
12-08-2004, 05:05 PM
ah..... like yeah.......

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 05:05 PM
I didn't say anyone had a problem...

And I'm a girl, Unholy :)

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:06 PM
I didn't say anyone had a problem...

And I'm a girl, Unholy :)


whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops man I feel dumb.......

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-08-2004, 05:09 PM
I was being humurous.

Now I wish I'd not bothered and gouged my eyes out instead.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 05:09 PM
Wow, idiots have managed to hijack another thread.

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:11 PM
Wow, idiots have managed to hijack another thread.

And that is why you are on this thread?!!!!!!!

meaning_of_life
12-08-2004, 05:14 PM
i find anal sex pretty revolting, actually. ive never tried it before, but i just cant fathom the idea of going there. a girl i was with one time wanted me to finger her arse, i thought she was kidding and wen i realised she was serious i got the fuck out of there. yuck.

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 05:16 PM
A girl asked you to finger her arse and you're only 17... interesting. lol

livecby
12-08-2004, 07:50 PM
maybe the problem is none of you were in love. being in love with someone makes the sex a whole lot better. I think everyone should be in love before they have sex. its just...right.

Betty
12-08-2004, 08:06 PM
That MUST be my problem...

Just wondering who the "none of you" refers to... besides maybe Sara...?? Not too sure on the specifics of her partners...

I've never had unloving sex personally, but I really can't see why it couldn't be as good. Maybe not in the "I'm passionately in love with you" way but in the "amazing physical sexual satisfaction" way. Especially if the people involved are comfortable with sex in the first place.

Linda
12-08-2004, 08:20 PM
You can't fully understand it until you experience it for yourself.

SicN Twisted
12-08-2004, 08:52 PM
Loveless sex is just as good, but in a completely different way. I've had both and enjoyed both thouroughly, but completely differently. When you're in love, the passion is obviously more intence, but when you're not in love it tends to be rougher and more aggresive, leading to more raw pleasure.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 09:05 PM
I've only had the in-love type of sex. Call me a fag but because of the relationship I'm in right now, I don't ever want to have any other kind. Because I've only had sex with my girlfriend, and she has only had sex with me and I plan on marrying her and all that jazz I don't much have a desire for sex without love with anyone else. Man i'm so gay.

Linda
12-08-2004, 09:11 PM
Perhaps it's different for men and women. I've had both also, and I find sex with love much more pleasureable, more intense. For me, sex without love it like, "OK, whatever, do it and get it over with."

skratch, you're not gay! A guy who feels the way you do is very rare and very admirable. You just be sure and stick to your beliefs, and never let anyone, friends or whoever, ever change your mind. Your girlfriend is a very luck girl. I wish you the best.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 09:18 PM
I'm not actually that down on myself for being in love and that goodness, mainly just kidding. But anyways, most of my friends are pretty supportive of us because in high school we were the couple that had to end up together and I think everyone was going crazy until we stopped being stupid.

Linda
12-08-2004, 09:20 PM
You said "most". All it takes is one to ruin things. All I'm saying is don't let that happen. Listen to your own heart, not a negative friend.

Italia311
12-08-2004, 09:21 PM
Feel the same way you do Skratch...And I'd have to agree with linda that the in-love sex is the best...its just so intense, nothing like before. When its some random it doesnt matter as much as it would with someone you're in love with.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 09:26 PM
I'm not too concerned about any outside influence ruining things, besides people trying to steal her, which has happened twice. And you're right, one of them was my friend. I have a right mind to punch the other guy's face in, who's a kid that goes to her college.

Betty
12-08-2004, 09:31 PM
I think the whole loveless sex thing would totally depend on the situation, the people, etc. Apparently some people think it's great, some less so. What Sic said seems to me like what things would be like though...

Although I also understand what Skratch means... after only having sex when in love, I'm not sure I could ever bring myself to pull the one night stand or the casual sex with a friend thing, but you never know. I've thought about it.

Italia311
12-08-2004, 09:36 PM
You never know untill your in that position...Lets say you been with someone for like 3 yrs...then you break up...you're going to be upset and stuff and after a while...the sexual things you don't have anymore are going to start to get to you. Then your heart doesn't do the thinking anymore!!!! get the point? :P

livecby
12-08-2004, 09:56 PM
when i said "none of you" i was talking to the people with the orgasm problems. the one girl i was ever in love with and had sex with never had any problems so i just think when the two are in love, its more pleasurable and romantic. rather than being just sex like what a couple of you have said.

Betty
12-08-2004, 10:25 PM
Like I said, probably depends on the situation. Not everybody is the same.

I find it difficult to draw conclusions from what everybody says since I don't imagine a lot of people having vast amounts of sexual experience around here. Possibly Linda, but who knows.

sKratch
12-08-2004, 10:26 PM
I think I can say I have a decent amount of experience, but the detriment of your purposes, all with one person.

UgLy_eLf
12-08-2004, 10:57 PM
You bastards, this thread is making me want to date my Ex again, thanks, dickheads.

Linda
12-09-2004, 12:00 AM
Possibly Linda, but who knows.

Yes, dear, Linda DOES know! ;)

Tizzalicious
12-09-2004, 01:06 AM
Damn, I go offline at 23.00 and come back in the morning, and I miss 11 pages of sex???

Obie2trice
12-09-2004, 01:07 AM
yes that`s going fast

Tizzalicious
12-09-2004, 01:10 AM
I noticed!

saska de o...
12-09-2004, 01:15 AM
i hate this thread.... :mad: dont ask me why

Hysteria
12-09-2004, 03:09 AM
I've faked before.

same............

Hysteria
12-09-2004, 03:56 AM
i find anal sex pretty revolting, actually. ive never tried it before, but i just cant fathom the idea of going there. a girl i was with one time wanted me to finger her arse, i thought she was kidding and wen i realised she was serious i got the fuck out of there. yuck.

Ew. Was she a fat chick?

Hysteria
12-09-2004, 03:59 AM
I'm not too concerned about any outside influence ruining things, besides people trying to steal her, which has happened twice. And you're right, one of them was my friend.

I had the same problem. I told him straight, he apologised and never bothered my girlfriend or us again. I'm still friends with him, but just not when my girlfriends around.

wliethof
12-09-2004, 05:24 AM
Damn, I go offline at 23.00 and come back in the morning, and I miss 11 pages of sex???

's only three...

Tizzalicious
12-09-2004, 05:30 AM
11 here...I changed the settings so there'd be more replies on a page once, but it didn't work :confused:

Vicky
12-09-2004, 05:38 AM
its 3 for me too..

JoY
12-09-2004, 06:34 AM
Damn, I go offline at 23.00 and come back in the morning, and I miss 11 pages of sex???
I was quite stunned too, how fuckingly fast one single topic about sex actually goes. I've just slept a few hours & I missed 8 pages. I mean, wow. they're not exactly the eight most useful pages you could ever miss, though.

sKratch
12-09-2004, 06:42 AM
I had the same problem. I told him straight, he apologised and never bothered my girlfriend or us again. I'm still friends with him, but just not when my girlfriends around.
Yeah same here. The other kid though, is a fucking asshole piece of shit and I really wouldn't mind wrecking him.

JoY
12-09-2004, 07:00 AM
I hate it, when my boyfriend's friends try to get all yay with me. it doesn't happen too much now, but when I was with Willem & as soon as we'd broken up.... maaaaan..

anyway; I don't know who said here, that sex can only work out if you're in love.. I'm sure that that ain't true for many people. for me, yeah, but that's only because I stand in my own way; thoughts about if you're doing the right thing with the right person at the right time aren't exactly sexually stimulating. when having sex with someone I love, I can let go of that completely, because it feels right & I don't have to worry about making a possible mistake, during sex.

I had one one night stand in my life & then I faked about a trillion orgasms, to just to get it over & done with. I was drunk, I *was* in the mood for sex, but just not with him & not like that. & even though he left early in the morning, like I'd wanted, I still was disappointed, because his departure officially made the whole thing nothing more than a quick fuck. we at least could've tried to make something more out of it, like breakfast in the morning, even if it was just to fool ourselves & to part in 'harmony' with respect for the other & for ourselves.

I do understand sKratch his point; the sex was a lot rougher, loveless & quite simply just sex & if I would've gone with the flow, I bet it would've been extremely pleasurable.

Hysteria
12-09-2004, 07:56 AM
Yeah same here. The other kid though, is a fucking asshole piece of shit and I really wouldn't mind wrecking him.

I know the feeling, especially when they're meant to be your friend. Just remember they're just jealous of what you've got, and then you can just rub it in their face when you're with your girlfriend and your friend is there - just start kissing in front of them, that'll get them pissed off and make them leave you alone. =)

SicN Twisted
12-09-2004, 09:22 AM
It's not always either love or a one night stand. There are several relationships in between. You could just really like someone, kind of like them, find them so attractive you fuck them over and over again (I enjoy this one), or they're a really good friend of yours who you happen to be attracted to. There are many different levels short of love that can be enjoyable.

Joy, what you're describing seems like sometyhing hat occurs after way too much liquor. I'm sorry that you had to fake so much, but then again, I'm remembering that Dutch girls are really hard to please.

Betty
12-09-2004, 09:28 AM
It's not always either love or a one night stand. There are several relationships in between. You could just really like someone, kind of like them, find them so attractive you fuck them over and over again (I enjoy this one), or they're a really good friend of yours who you happen to be attracted to. There are many different levels short of love that can be enjoyable.

Good clarification. And in my ideas of "loveless sex" being good, basically any people I have ever considered have been friends that I was attracted to at one point or another and for one reason or another.

JoY
12-09-2004, 09:40 AM
Sic - I know, I know. a friend of mine & I had some strange kind of sexrelationship for a while (three months? something like that), but it wasn't too satisfying for me (the guy I spoke about, who didn't have a clue) & it didn't seem entirely right, so it had to end.

& yes, I did have WAY too fucking much to drink. actually he took care of that, but I guess I was the one accepting the shots of beer, Caslov (cassis, wodka) & Goldstrike. he had to carry me to the cab. oh god, I really was SO in the mood for sex, but in bed I just kept feeling stupid & drunk. like "this wasn't entirely what I meant, buddy".

"I'm sorry that you had to fake so much, but then again, I'm remembering that Dutch girls are really hard to please"
is that so??

Vera
12-09-2004, 11:27 AM
Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, let's talk about sex, let's talk about sex! Let's talk about sex, let's talk about sex!

the_GoDdEsS
12-09-2004, 11:36 AM
Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, let's talk about sex, let's talk about sex! Let's talk about sex, let's talk about sex!

Now that was a classic!

Linda
12-09-2004, 11:41 AM
Everyone has their own opinions. None are 100% right and none are 100% wrong.

However, the ability to please a woman is not dependant upon their nationality. In all nationalities, there are women who are easy to please, there are women who are hard to please. Making a statement "that Dutch girls are really hard to please" is just stupid.

Betty, when you REALLY fall in love, you remember and compare that sex with the loveless sex you've had, then you'll understand what I'm saying. :)

sKratch
12-09-2004, 11:48 AM
I'm fairly certain he was kidding http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/redface.gif

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 11:50 AM
Damn, I go offline at 23.00 and come back in the morning, and I miss 11 pages of sex???

Yes, I've had that. The pages were stuck together.

Vera
12-09-2004, 11:52 AM
EroticStories.com has millions of pages of sex. Fear not, Tizz! Sex is the word of the internet.

acgc2002
12-09-2004, 11:55 AM
:) I have never faked an orgasm because i always lead the guy to give me an an orgasm. Not that i always have it, but I donīt fake it either.
For instance, I like to play some games, to have words whispered on my years, etc... I always lead the person to do what makes me reach an orgasm.

Betty
12-09-2004, 12:18 PM
Betty, when you REALLY fall in love, you remember and compare that sex with the loveless sex you've had, then you'll understand what I'm saying. :)

Linda, please don't give me the "when you REALLY fall in love" thing... I'm not a kid... and I've had two serious long relationships, one that I'm in currently. The current one could certainly lead to marriage, however we are going very different ways in our education/careers and we don't know how that will work out yet. I know it's easy to think younger people aren't really in love, but I remember how I felt at the time, and I told myself I'd never look down on "puppy love" as not being "real". And I said I have never even had loveless sex... besides my first boyfriend I guess... but that was just bad due to inexperience, doesn't count.

wliethof
12-09-2004, 12:21 PM
Yes, I've had that. The pages were stuck together.


EroticStories.com has millions of pages of sex. Fear not, Tizz! Sex is the word of the internet.

no sticky pages there either!

Linda
12-09-2004, 12:38 PM
Linda, please don't give me the "when you REALLY fall in love" thing... I'm not a kid... and I've had two serious long relationships, one that I'm in currently. The current one could certainly lead to marriage, however we are going very different ways in our education/careers and we don't know how that will work out yet. I know it's easy to think younger people aren't really in love, but I remember how I felt at the time, and I told myself I'd never look down on "puppy love" as not being "real". And I said I have never even had loveless sex... besides my first boyfriend I guess... but that was just bad due to inexperience, doesn't count.

So sorry I offended you, but if you're that easily offended by what I posted, then..................*shrugs*

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 12:56 PM
So sorry I offended you, but if you're that easily offended by what I posted, then..................*shrugs*

Well.. it was a little patronising, to be totally fair.

Linda
12-09-2004, 12:59 PM
Perhaps, for which I'm sorry, but it's not like she or anyone else here has not been patronising to me over the years. *shrugs again*

Besides, what is it you people always say........"Don't take it so serious, it's only the internet!" Practice what you preach, would ya! :p

Betty
12-09-2004, 01:14 PM
I'm not offended silly! (Although sometimes I am way too easily offended). I just felt there was a correction that needed to be made, didn't think you should get away with that comment...

Linda
12-09-2004, 01:23 PM
You know, when you're young, and you meet someone and fall in love, you think it will be forever. Sometimes it is, most times it's not. And the times it's not, you realize it wasn't real love afterall. Betty, if you've found real love, I'm happy for you. It took me 52 years to find it. :)

*real love to me means that both people feel the same about each other*

Sunny
12-09-2004, 01:29 PM
WARNING: might contain way too much info.

I noticed that while I *am* capable of having an orgasm without added clitoral stimulation, it takes much longer. and i'm impatient ;p but yeah, it does happen... a lot depends on the angle of penetration, I guess.

-shrug-

Schuyler, I can orgasm in less than 3 minutes. So if a girl comes after 5, it doesn't mean she's faking.

I agree with everyone who said that sex with someone you love is so much better. It's a completely different experience.

As for giving directions, I have no problem doing that (with my current partner, that is). That might be because I *know* he cares a great deal about how I feel, and he's willing to try new things. Plus we're so comfortable with each other that it doesn't seem awkward when we direct each other a little. And I'd never fake it with him, cause he'd gladly change what he's doing and take extra time to make me happy.

Vera
12-09-2004, 01:32 PM
[overshare post]

So, I absolute love it when my boyfriend fingers me with his middle and forefinger approximately two inches within the slippery walls of my vagina and his well-lubricated thumb strokes my clitoris like a bass string in a gentle rhythm, kind of like in that one Beatles-song. The pattern the strokes form is
either irregular triangular forms or sometimes completely eccentric 9-cornered space objects, that totally gets me wild but my boyfriend is into Geometry, so usually the patterns stay pretty sane.

I love him to penetrate my vagina and feel his circa 7 inch cock inside my tight fanny. The time between his thrusts would be (and we've clocked this several times) on the average 4.65975 seconds. If he gets wild, it's around 3.276594, but we don't usually clock when he gets wild.

Clocking is a big turn on for me, hold an alarm clock two inches away from my vulva against my inner thigh as the clock rings and with me orgasm every 8.65 seconds. At least 5.3 times on average. 6.5 if I'm horny.

My mouth only has the capacity of around 5 square inches, so I find blowjobs really hard because of that.

Overall, sex would be a lot easier if I was a guy because I've memorized the correct "Stairway To Heaven" position and the thrust order: thrust, trust, pause for 2 seconds, thrust, thrust, make a circular motion with your pelvis, thrust thrust thrust, double-thrust, pause for 3 seconds, thrust, circular motion, thrust, circular motion, double-thrust, pause for 4 seconds, triple-thrust, circular motion, circulation motion, thrust, pause for 2 seconds, thrust, thrust, quick thrust, half-thrust, double-thrust, pause for 2 seconds, circulation motion, quadriple-thrust.

Yeah, I'm really sad I never get to use that information.

[/overshare post]

Disclaimer: Not real. I don't have a boyfriend.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 01:34 PM
The above post has to be one of the funniest I have ever seen.

Vera
12-09-2004, 01:38 PM
Let's talk about mathematical penetration! Where is Endy? I want to find out his girth so I can measure whether he would be able to fit inside me.

Also, my mouth capacity might be okay for his penis capacity.

nieh
12-09-2004, 02:10 PM
[overshare post]

I love him to penetrate my vagina and feel his circa 7 inch cock inside my tight fanny. The time between his thrusts would be (and we've clocked this several times) on the average 4.65975 seconds. If he gets wild, it's around 3.276594, but we don't usually clock when he gets wild.

Clocking is a big turn on for me, hold an alarm clock two inches away from my vulva against my inner thigh as the clock rings and with me orgasm every 8.65 seconds. At least 5.3 times on average. 6.5 if I'm horny.

My mouth only has the capacity of around 5 square inches, so I find blowjobs really hard because of that.

your post was riddled with inaccuracies and/or patheticness on your pseduo-guy's part. Your mouth should have a capacity in CUBIC inches, not square inches. He only thrusts once every 3.276594 seconds when he's going wild? That's kind of slow I think. And yet, you orgasm once every 8.65 seconds with an average of 5.3 orgasms? That means you guys are finished in 45.845 seconds on average, meaning that you have 5.3 orgasms in that amount of time, and he only thrusts 13.99 times. That's 1 orgasm for every 2.6399 thrusts. He's very slow moving, fast to cum, but apparently he's very talented. Or you're just a perv.

sKratch
12-09-2004, 02:47 PM
your post was riddled with inaccuracies and/or patheticness on your pseduo-guy's part. Your mouth should have a capacity in CUBIC inches, not square inches. He only thrusts once every 3.276594 seconds when he's going wild? That's kind of slow I think. And yet, you orgasm once every 8.65 seconds with an average of 5.3 orgasms? That means you guys are finished in 45.845 seconds on average, meaning that you have 5.3 orgasms in that amount of time, and he only thrusts 13.99 times. That's 1 orgasm for every 2.6399 thrusts. He's very slow moving, fast to cum, but apparently he's very talented. Or you're just a perv.
HAHAHA pwnt

Eccentric Sara
12-09-2004, 04:34 PM
That MUST be my problem...

Just wondering who the "none of you" refers to... besides maybe Sara...?? Not too sure on the specifics of her partners...

I've never had unloving sex personally, but I really can't see why it couldn't be as good. Maybe not in the "I'm passionately in love with you" way but in the "amazing physical sexual satisfaction" way. Especially if the people involved are comfortable with sex in the first place.You make it sound like I'm the only one!!! :( However,you're right,I've never been in love.:(

Eccentric Sara
12-09-2004, 04:50 PM
And now I'm horny and can't do anything about it!!!!! :( Damn it,I need a boyfriend.:( (And before anyone mentions it,NO I don't want to masturbate! I want a bloke!)

Betty
12-09-2004, 08:23 PM
Sorry Sara! But there weren't too many girls that had posted at that point. It's not supposed to be mean or bad...

And Linda... I'm sure it's true that sometimes you realize you can fall more in love with new partners when you get older, but I still think the past loves were still "real love"... but obviously you're older and wiser and therefore must know more... I've loved three boys, and I will always feel some kind of love for them. Since I truly loved them. And like, a lot of people get married in their early 20's... my parents did and are just in love as ever, it's adorable. It's not like everybody had to wait 50 years to find true love. So, yeah, I know what you're saying. But I don't think you should make it seem like that's the only way.

livecby
12-09-2004, 08:27 PM
a bloke. ha ha. thats cute. i wonder how that term was thought of? it sounds kind of bad.

Linda
12-09-2004, 08:32 PM
Sorry Sara! But there weren't too many girls that had posted at that point. It's not supposed to be mean or bad...

And Linda... I'm sure it's true that sometimes you realize you can fall more in love with new partners when you get older, but I still think the past loves were still "real love"... but obviously you're older and wiser and therefore must know more... I've loved three boys, and I will always feel some kind of love for them. Since I truly loved them. And like, a lot of people get married in their early 20's... my parents did and are just in love as ever, it's adorable. It's not like everybody had to wait 50 years to find true love. So, yeah, I know what you're saying. But I don't think you should make it seem like that's the only way.

I never said everyone has to wait 50 years to find true love. I said sometimes that "true love" you find when you're young doesn't last. My parents are still together and still in love also, for more than 65 years now. Couples whose true love lasts that long are very lucky people. Every person, every "true love" relationship is different. Don't try to twist my words to suit yourself, please. I have no more to say on this subject.

sKratch
12-09-2004, 09:55 PM
I don't think she meant it as mean as you took it...

Vera
12-10-2004, 06:00 AM
your post was riddled with inaccuracies and/or patheticness on your pseduo-guy's part. Your mouth should have a capacity in CUBIC inches, not square inches. He only thrusts once every 3.276594 seconds when he's going wild? That's kind of slow I think. And yet, you orgasm once every 8.65 seconds with an average of 5.3 orgasms? That means you guys are finished in 45.845 seconds on average, meaning that you have 5.3 orgasms in that amount of time, and he only thrusts 13.99 times. That's 1 orgasm for every 2.6399 thrusts. He's very slow moving, fast to cum, but apparently he's very talented. Or you're just a perv.
Fancy a fuck, then?

nieh
12-10-2004, 06:24 AM
sure, why not

Kitten
12-10-2004, 06:34 AM
..alright chickas, let's get it out in the open, because lately I've been discussing this with female friends & I came to amazing discoveries; hardly any of them has an orgasm from penetration only & a shitload of them has faked an orgasm at least once, or twice in their lives.

I can honestly say I've faked quite some orgasms in my life & depending on the person I'm having sex with, I do come from penetration only.

so... what about you, eh?

I think its important in the majority of cases (Tim sounds like an exception) in order to be able to guide your partner, you need to learn more about yourself.
That way, instead of hoping the guy will stumble across a couple of buttons, you can gently direct him to where you want him to go, and hopefully he will have the confidence to guide you.

Vera
12-10-2004, 07:20 AM
sure, why not
Do you still look like Harry Potter? That might be a tiny bit too kinky for me.

JoY
12-10-2004, 07:40 AM
I think its important in the majority of cases (Tim sounds like an exception) in order to be able to guide your partner, you need to learn more about yourself.
That way, instead of hoping the guy will stumble across a couple of buttons, you can gently direct him to where you want him to go, and hopefully he will have the confidence to guide you.
*nods* I do guide when necessary. like you said it does take some confidence, though.

nieh
12-10-2004, 08:06 AM
Do you still look like Harry Potter? That might be a tiny bit too kinky for me.

no, I have long hair and stuff now...or is that too kinky too?

Vera
12-10-2004, 08:17 AM
That's kind of metal.

Could you cut it short again before we have sex? For hygiene reasons, of course.

nieh
12-10-2004, 08:27 AM
Harry Potter short, buzz cut short, or shaved-bald short?

Vera
12-10-2004, 12:37 PM
Whatever looks best on you.

I mean. Er. Hygiene. Right.

DUKESTER76
12-12-2004, 08:06 PM
And now I'm horny and can't do anything about it!!!!! :( Damn it,I need a boyfriend.:( (And before anyone mentions it,NO I don't want to masturbate! I want a bloke!)
hey girl if you lived over here i would gladly hook up with you. you go a great personality and you look super good too

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 04:02 AM
- that's an offer you can't refuse.

JoY
12-13-2004, 07:32 AM
looks like Sara's got herself some e-lovin'.

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 07:42 AM
You reckon you should take up on this 'once in a lifetime' offer?

Vera
12-13-2004, 08:12 AM
And now I'm horny and can't do anything about it!!!!! :( Damn it,I need a boyfriend.:( (And before anyone mentions it,NO I don't want to masturbate! I want a bloke!)
Call your hand Pete if it would help.

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 08:13 AM
Good thinking Vera, a technique you use perhaps? Or a soft-spot maybe for people/objects named Pete?

Vera
12-13-2004, 08:20 AM
You are on the top of my list of "People I will not discuss masturbation with".

Run along, skipper.

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 08:22 AM
That's ok, I'm sure I'm not really missing out on much.

Vera
12-13-2004, 08:26 AM
Run to mum, Dolores.

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 08:28 AM
Dolores???

Vera
12-13-2004, 08:35 AM
That right, Nellie, go on.

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 10:35 AM
only had one complaint and that would be my first time. Since then I haven't had any. The free flowing of cum is usually a good sign i think :confused: well i think it is, what do you think Joy? :cool:

JoY
12-13-2004, 10:39 AM
I'd say so.

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 10:59 AM
I'd say so.

no elaboration? i wanted a longer answer like you gave every1 else......pwease!

Vera
12-13-2004, 11:02 AM
No, bad boy. No sex for you!

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 11:05 AM
No, bad boy. No sex for you!

thats what you think ;)

JoY
12-13-2004, 11:12 AM
no elaboration? i wanted a longer answer like you gave every1 else......pwease!
I'd say the free flowing of cum is a good sign, because it indicates physical satisfaction.

verbally satisfied now? :p

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 11:21 AM
I'd say the free flowing of cum is a good sign, because it indicates physical satisfaction.

verbally satisfied now? :p

i know, thankyou very much. so how can you fake an orgasm? do u splash somethin on it? he he he he

JoY
12-13-2004, 11:24 AM
no, I can squirt out fluids on command. I'm awesome like that. ;)

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 11:26 AM
no, I can squirt out fluids on command. I'm awesome like that. ;)

sounds like a gift i guess, is that a super power? he he he he

Vera
12-13-2004, 11:54 AM
Guys? That was positively gross.

JoY
12-13-2004, 11:56 AM
yes I know. you're right, sex IS gross. I bow my head in shame.



oh, & I just got AIM working again, so you should positively get your sweet butt online.<3

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 12:01 PM
yes I know. you're right, sex IS gross. I bow my head in shame.



oh, & I just got AIM working again, so you should positively get your sweet butt online.<3

i don't for my real name is shame, anyway so is it like you super power? :rolleyes:

JoY
12-13-2004, 12:07 PM
sure it's my super power. like Spiderman can squirt webs out his hands, I can squirt out other things out of other body parts. it's amazing, the things you can do with my super power. you can't save human kind, but you can turn one man into a real proud puppy, which is just totally worth it.

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 12:22 PM
JoY, you make me laugh. And smile.

Endymion
12-13-2004, 12:56 PM
Let's talk about mathematical penetration! Where is Endy? I want to find out his girth so I can measure whether he would be able to fit inside me.

Also, my mouth capacity might be okay for his penis capacity.

i am sooooo not going there.

ps. i'm sure we could work something out.

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 01:03 PM
sure it's my super power. like Spiderman can squirt webs out his hands, I can squirt out other things out of other body parts. it's amazing, the things you can do with my super power. you can't save human kind, but you can turn one man into a real proud puppy, which is just totally worth it.

can i see this super power at work then? ;)

DUKESTER76
12-13-2004, 01:07 PM
i wanna see someone shoot out ping pong balls!!!!!!!!!!!!

Endymion
12-13-2004, 01:11 PM
you live in the sfv, shut the fuck up. that's porn capital of the world.

or go download the first ep of gerhard reinke's wanderlust.

DUKESTER76
12-13-2004, 01:42 PM
i dont want to see it in porn, i want to see it up front.
and yeah it is the porn capitol, i work for UPS and we deliver tons of porn stuff everyday to movie places, studios and others

JoY
12-13-2004, 01:58 PM
can i see this super power at work then? ;)
you want to make me fake an orgasm??
what the..

no man, I'm like the Charmed Ones - I only use my super power in emergencies to save an innocent's pride.


Hysteria - I'm glad I manage to amuse you.=)

Izie
12-13-2004, 02:00 PM
no man, I'm like the Charmed Ones

I love the Charmed Ones, as stupid as that show is. I LOVE it.

JoY
12-13-2004, 02:04 PM
hehe, secretly I do, too. & Buffy. & Angel. but I don't watch the last two anymore.

Izie
12-13-2004, 02:10 PM
Same here. I don't watch the last two because they don't show them anymore :/

I used to watch WAY too many shows while I lived in Bg, heh.

wheelchairman
12-13-2004, 02:31 PM
Buffy was good. Angel was good. The Problem with angel was the brooding, like every episode was "oh god..I have a soul...what will I do? Oh no a monster..it's in the sunlight..uh oh"

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 02:33 PM
you want to make me fake an orgasm??
what the..

no man, I'm like the Charmed Ones - I only use my super power in emergencies to save an innocent's pride.


Hysteria - I'm glad I manage to amuse you.=)

do i get to be an innocent he he he he he he :confused:

JoY
12-13-2004, 02:34 PM
do i get to be an innocent he he he he he he :confused:
no bastard. if we have sex, you better make me cum.

& we won't. just for the record.

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 02:37 PM
no bastard. if we have sex, you better make me cum.

& we won't. just for the record.
DAMMIT ;) he he he he damn record!

sKratch
12-13-2004, 02:42 PM
Wow. That's not awkward at all.

Hysteria
12-13-2004, 03:20 PM
Hysteria - I'm glad I manage to amuse you.=)

You certainly do, not in a sexual way obviously. ;)