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Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:01 PM
I just out-offspringed GreenTerror so bad just now. I figured it was worth a thread to humiliate her and to glorify me. *sigh* I am so obsessed, but in a good way.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
02-11-2006, 07:02 PM
What the hell are you talking about? Would someone be kind enough to tell me?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:03 PM
Yeah could you tell me how... GreenTerror's last post was a while ago and was this on PMs? or an instant messenger?

noodle654
02-11-2006, 07:04 PM
congratz??? And what are you talking about?? Explain

Jebus
02-11-2006, 07:05 PM
I'm guessing ebay related.

That_Guy91
02-11-2006, 07:06 PM
MySpace. He out-Offspring'd her in a battle of the lyrics.

Andy
02-11-2006, 07:06 PM
What the hell are you talking about? Would someone be kind enough to tell me?
Whoa, this guy's got 1,500 posts and I've never heard of him.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:09 PM
It was in Myspace bulletins. let me elaborate.


It started with this bulletin:

I saw a little kid as he walked around
He picked a candy bar up off the ground
He chowed about a half then his face turned blue
Turned out that candy bar was doggie doo

Don't pick it up I say
Unless you can throw it away
Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way!!


Those are some words to friggin live by.

Aaarg. Yeah that's a super-cool song by my favorite band in the whole entire world. And if you don't know who that is, just delete me right now because you're stupid and I don't need to talk to you.


Then I relplied:

Once I had a friend that I could count on
So I thought
Well so it seemed
But times of need are not enough
To prove your friendship to me now
Once I saw a face that I believed in
But a mask was all there was
So who wears the masks and who wears the faces
Well I guess I'll never know

But as I stand here alone in a room full of people
With nothing to say
Beer on their minds, and smoke in the air
Call them friends but they just don't care

Friend for life
Such shallow words for broken minds
Show me a friend for life
Cause I'll be waiting for that day to arrive
When I'll feel alive
I'll be waiting for that day

Once I found a love I had to know
Now we might know each other just too well
Cause when we're together we just can't get enough
Or is it we just can't get what we want
Once I saw a dream, I had to chase it
Dreams quickly turn to reality
Who's at fault in this game of yours and mine
Well I guess I'll never know

But as I sit here alone
Think of the girl who came softly inside me
The look in her eyes, the smell of her hair
Call her my own but is she really there?

Love for life
Such noble words for noble minds
Show me a love for life
Cause I'll be waiting for that day to arrive
When I'll feel alive
I'll be waiting for that day

Once I had a friend that I could count on
Times of need are not enough
Once I found a love I had to know
Now we might know each other just too well
Once I saw a dream I had to chase it
Dreams quickly turn to reality
Now let me close my eyes
Because I don't want to see anymore







I win

Then she replied with:

I'm not the one who made the world what it is today
I'm not the one who caused the problems started long ago
But now I deal with all the consequence that troubles our times
I carry on and never once have even questioned why

YEAH! I'm innocent!
The weight of the world is on my shoulders
YEAH! I'm innocent!
The battles started are far from over

We're not the ones who leave the homeless in the streets at night
We're not the ones who've kept minorities and women down
Still we grow and then the problems, they become our own
We carry on without even realizing why

YEAH! We're innocent!
The weight of the world is on our shoulders
YEAH! We're innocent!
The battles left us are far from over

We're not the ones whose pollution blackened our skies and ruined our streams.
We're not the ones who created the nuclear bombs that threaten our lives.
We're not the ones who let the children starve in far away lands.
W're not the ones who made the streets unsafe to walk at night
And even if we try and not to become so overwhelmed
And if we make some contribution to the plight we see
Still our descendents will inherit our mistakes of today
They'll suffer just the same as we and never wonder why.


No, I win. And how does this little game go anyway? Just keep posting lyrics until we get bored or tired? Explain, Tacohead...

btw, I'm Tacohead...


I thought you were leaving? You liar.

I have to give ya props on Mission from God, though. Good one. Goooooood...

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace
I don't remember where
Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home
I grab my keys and a beer

The cops they took my license away
But I got my car out of impound today
And I've been drunk since last Saturday
You'd better stay outta my way

I drink and drive
Feel so alive
I'll never take that dive
Feel so alive
I'm doin' ninety-five
I drink and drive
I feel so alive
I drink and drive

Early morning and the freeway's deserted
Like it's all mine
I'm trying to set a new driving speed record
But I can't drive a straight line
Flashing lights
Split the night
I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right
Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig
At least you'll never catch me you fucking pigs!!!!!!!!!!!

Designate someone other than me
I'm so drunk I can hardly see
Another shot of jagger and I turn the key
I got so many places to be

When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe
They won't drive at night
Cause down at the freeway it's such a fright
But I think I drive alright



Not as old School. But deal with it, ho.


You CANNOT top this. With anything!


Everything must regulate
Maybe so, I need you!

Give me all the fixes the therapy,
I'm needing more and more

Advertise and specialize,
Just tell me what to do.

Confucious think you're up the shack,
They got you where they really want to.

Well, life is structured, everything you own has been manafactured,
you have no say,
Your progress here is guaranteed.

(Hopeless!) Just let me out of this fucking world, this is
(Hopeless!) Rot away in front your T.V., you're gonna be
(Helpless!) Do anything for yourself,
I'm trapped in your society!

You run your life, hey!, you're on a ride,
Hey, it's just like Disneyland!
You see the car, but you turn around,
And it's all been safely planned.

Regeneration is the game; Your nation will endure,
You freedom has been convienantly shacked,
So show it some damn respect!

Well, life is structured, everything you own has been manafactured,
you have no say,
Your progress here is guaranteed.

(Hopeless!) Just let me out of this fucking world, this is
(Hopeless!) Rot away in front your T.V., you're gonna be
(Helpless!) Do anything for yourself,
I'm trapped in your society.




MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

yeah, I won so hard, it hurts.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
02-11-2006, 07:09 PM
Ive been on here since like, November of 04

That_Guy91
02-11-2006, 07:11 PM
It was in Myspace bulletins. let me elaborate.


It started with this bulletin:



Then I relplied:


Then she replied with:

btw, I'm Tacohead...





yeah, I won so hard, it hurts.
You're really going all out to advertise this, aren't you?

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:12 PM
You're really going all out to advertise this, aren't you?

You have no idea...

pretty_fly_white_guy858
02-11-2006, 07:12 PM
It was in Myspace bulletins. let me elaborate.


It started with this bulletin:



Then I relplied:


Then she replied with:

btw, I'm Tacohead...





yeah, I won so hard, it hurts.

Wait, I dont get it..was it a lyrics battle? If so..what the hell is the point. Cause I dont see how there can be a winner when your posting random song lyrics.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:14 PM
More or less. Mostly it was complete nonsense and very not thread-worthy.

That_Guy91
02-11-2006, 07:14 PM
Wait, I dont get it..was it a lyrics battle? If so..what the hell is the point. Cause I dont see how there can be a winner when your posting random song lyrics.
It wasn't random. They were seeing who's the hardcorest fan.

EDIT: I mean it wasn't completely random.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:17 PM
It wasn't random. They were seeing who's the hardcorest fan.

EDIT: I mean it wasn't completely random.
Oh, it most definately was.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
02-11-2006, 07:25 PM
And stupid..

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:26 PM
And stupid..

*sigh* Can't argue there... :(

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:31 PM
Drummerguy123 is probably so happy right now and proud of himself he is sitting at his computer burning money.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:32 PM
Pretty much, except i am dirt poor. :(

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:34 PM
*burning matches

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:35 PM
Much better.

That_Guy91
02-11-2006, 07:36 PM
And eating some Taco Bell.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:37 PM
And eating some Taco Bell.

I had that yesterday, now I am eating Tostitos

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:39 PM
*falls backward in chair*

NOOOO!!!!!!!! Not Taco Bell!!!!!!!!!

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:44 PM
Sorry guys, I gotta go to work. Normally I don't work on weekends but Kapal called in sick. I'm the cashier at 7-Eleven.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:45 PM
At least you HAVE a job......

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 07:46 PM
At least you HAVE a job......

Our janitor just quit.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 07:48 PM
But you see, you are recieving income. I, on the other hand, am not recieving ANY income and I am in debt with my parents.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 08:10 PM
But you see, you are recieving income. I, on the other hand, am not recieving ANY income and I am in debt with my parents.

I also lost 2 teeth this week too. That got me $12.50

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 08:13 PM
..............

wow

barangatang
02-11-2006, 08:31 PM
Pretty much, except i am mexican. :(

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

bd007h
02-11-2006, 08:39 PM
Hahahahahahha

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 08:55 PM
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

'Twas funny, but my family is not poor, I am. I owe them a lot of money right now. And I guess you would just be a Wanxican?



(Translation- Mexican + Wannabe = Wanxican!)

barangatang
02-11-2006, 08:58 PM
'Twas funny, but my family is not poor, I am. I owe them a lot of money right now. And I guess you would just be a Wanxican?



(Translation- Mexican + Wannabe = Wanxican!)

I really have no need to be a mexican.

Drummerguy123
02-11-2006, 08:59 PM
There's a difference between "need" and "want." ;) :D

barangatang
02-11-2006, 11:28 PM
I'm the cashier at 7-Eleven.
Then you must be the one and only non-indian 7-11 cashier in the history of the world.

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
02-11-2006, 11:50 PM
what a lucky fellow. :rolleyes:

Hypodermic_89
02-12-2006, 02:58 AM
I just out-offspringed GreenTerror so bad just now. I figured it was worth a thread to humiliate her and to glorify me. *sigh* I am so obsessed, but in a good way.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/Youth_Energy/pancakebmp.jpg

Drummerguy123
02-12-2006, 08:13 AM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/Youth_Energy/pancakebmp.jpg
Dude, you totally stole that picture from me, didn't you?

Hypodermic_89
02-12-2006, 12:38 PM
Dude, you totally stole that picture from me, didn't you?
Nope, found it on a swedish website.. http://www.hamsterpaj.net

Drummerguy123
02-12-2006, 12:44 PM
Nope, found it on a swedish website.. http://www.hamsterpaj.net

Oh, okay then. 'Tis cool.

WebDudette
02-12-2006, 08:02 PM
Would I be wrong in saying that you using Hopeless a Manic Subsidal song NOT a Offspring song would lose because well it's not an Offspring song.

Drummerguy123
02-12-2006, 08:11 PM
Well, you'd have to be a hardcore offspring fan to even know who Manic Subsidal is.

WebDudette
02-12-2006, 08:13 PM
In any case it's not an Offspring song.

Drummerguy123
02-12-2006, 08:18 PM
But it's the same people (except for the drummer, I believe).

WebDudette
02-12-2006, 08:22 PM
Audioslave is every from Rage Agaisnt the Machine but the singer but there not the same band.

Drummerguy123
02-12-2006, 08:40 PM
But Manic Subsidal was the same band as The offspring, they just changed their name to something easier to remember. They were still the same band. With Audioslave and Rage Against the Machine, however, they are completely different bands.

WebDudette
02-12-2006, 08:45 PM
Rage changed a member and there name Manic changed a member and there name. But I see were your comming from. I still wouldn't classify it as a win.

Drummerguy123
02-12-2006, 08:46 PM
Well, you didn't see the whole thing.

That_Guy91
02-13-2006, 12:26 PM
Rage changed a member and there name Manic changed a member and there name. But I see were your comming from. I still wouldn't classify it as a win.
Rage broke up, and then later reformed with Chris Cornell as Audioslave. Manic Subsidal just changed their name to The Offspring, with no period in between.