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02-11-2006, 11:31 PM
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(unknown sender) 9:47 pm (1 hours ago)

Date: Feb 11, 2006 9:47 PM

Good day, commander

02-11-2006, 11:35 PM
that is pretty damn amazing.

ok, i got this just now, and i'm really weirded out:


Dear Friend,

I am sorry for the embarrassment this mail might cause you,as we have not
met before. I am Barrister OLA WILLIAMS,a solicitor at law, I am the personal
attorney to Engineer Jason, a national of your Country, who used to work
with Mobil oil Nigeria plc.Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.

On the 21st of April 2003, my client, his wife and their only child were
involved in a car accident along Kano - Sokoto express Road while arriving
from Easter Holiday to Warri Delta State. All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost their lives, since then I have made several enquiries to
locate any of my clients extended relatives but this has been unsuccessful.
I came across your name and contact, while I was searching for his relations
via the INTERNET, since my search did not yield the desired result, I had to
contact you for this project.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my
client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance
house where these funds were deposited. The finance house where the deceased
has an account valued US$10.3 Million Dollars, last year issued me a 12
months notice to provide the Next of Kin or have the fund/consignment
confiscated, and this ultimatum expires by next month.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years
now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased
since you have the same last name so that the proceed of this deposit valued
at US$10.3 Million Dollars can be released to you and then you and I can
share the money, 50% for me 45% for you, and the remaining 5% will be for
expenses and tax that may be incurred during the course of this transaction.

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this business
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please, note
that this business is risk free and my only worry is the safety of this
money once it gets into your account.

I believe that it is (GOD) who joined us together in view of this
transaction, and I also pray that (GOD) gives us the spirit of being honest
to ourselves for the success of this transaction. I wait for your urgent
response. Get in touch with me through my PRIVATE email address so that we
can proceed.

Sincerely yours,


Rag Doll
02-11-2006, 11:39 PM
Endy - that's awesome. ha.

Sunny - i get a few of those a day. the first time, i was like *wtf?*...now they're just amusing.

02-11-2006, 11:51 PM
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(unknown sender) 9:47 pm (1 hours ago)

Date: Feb 11, 2006 9:47 PM

Good day, commander

No, seriously, I think this really is the best e-mail ever.

02-12-2006, 01:52 AM
Emails like Sunny got always pop up in my mailbox (Only in Yahoo) :mad:

02-12-2006, 02:59 AM
I used to get those in Hotmail but none have arrived on yahoo. The one's Sunny got, that is.

02-12-2006, 06:00 AM
Those e-mails are known as "SCAM" (to Mags). The most interesting part is that there's actually people who fall and actually believe they're really gonna get something out of that deal.

EDIT: Oh, and by the way, about the NIGERIAN SCAM