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DirtyMagical
12-08-2004, 04:03 PM
I am not sure where exactly this came from, but my teaher brought a paper with "this" on it and I thought it was funny so here, read it:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

wheelchairman
12-08-2004, 04:07 PM
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.


I believe that's from some fake guide book on Canada. Anyways this line is the best line of the whole thing.

Not Ozymandias
12-08-2004, 04:08 PM
After all it's not like you actually elected him.

:o That's no longer an excuse. :o

Not Ozymandias
12-08-2004, 04:08 PM
There's Hockey in the Olympics???

DirtyMagical
12-08-2004, 04:08 PM
I believe that's from some fake guide book on Canada. Anyways this line is the best line of the whole thing.

I fully agree about that being the best line of the whole thing...