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Sin Studly
02-19-2006, 04:29 AM
How old are you? Where are you from? What do you do for a living? What are your interests and hobbies?

MichaelCorleone
02-19-2006, 06:06 AM
Ozymandius

* Ozymandias

XYlophonetreeZ
02-19-2006, 12:05 PM
The only thing I know about him is that he's a Masshole. Other than that, he's quite the mystery man.

Paint_It_Black
02-19-2006, 12:09 PM
His name is Adrian. He's possibly around 22. He likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. He likes the original Dawn of the Dead, not the remake.

That's all I know, and it may all be wrong.

the_GoDdEsS
02-19-2006, 12:11 PM
He's been posting here as long as all of us and we don't know shit about him. He could be thirty for all I know.

Linda
02-19-2006, 12:14 PM
....or older.......

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-19-2006, 12:15 PM
I also believe he really wants/wanted to be the mod for the Polls forum if I am correct?

BREAK
02-19-2006, 05:07 PM
He has a girlfriend, his favorite color is green, and he has better taste in movies than any of you could ever hope for. And he didn't start posting here back in 2000 like most of us (the awesome ones).

Nicole
02-19-2006, 05:46 PM
For somebody who is so well known on here we know so little. This bothers me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-19-2006, 06:32 PM
He started posting at almost exactly the same time as me (Feb 2002). That's pretty much all I know.

HornyPope
02-19-2006, 06:36 PM
His name is Gary Collins. He was delivered on 7th of april 1983, in small town in rural Massachusetts. He died on the 5th january 2006. No one has seen him since. NO ONE.

calichix
02-19-2006, 10:48 PM
Stone fox.

Nina
02-19-2006, 11:53 PM
He'd never piss in the shower.

Vera
02-20-2006, 01:11 AM
He'd never piss in the shower.
That equals moral uprightedness.

JoY
02-20-2006, 06:00 AM
....or older.......
what I was thinking.

that'd explain why he doesn't under any circumstances want to meet me.

Not Ozymandias
02-20-2006, 10:44 AM
25. Just outside of Boston, MA. I work shitty part-time jobs to get by. I have little to no hobbies and/or interests, I'm distressingly bland and shallow.

Not Ozymandias
02-20-2006, 10:45 AM
He started posting at almost exactly the same time as me (Feb 2002). That's pretty much all I know.
We registered a day apart. Your 13 year-old incarnation was adorable, though I seem to be in the minority on this.

Not Ozymandias
02-20-2006, 10:46 AM
His name is Gary Collins. He was delivered on 7th of april 1983, in small town in rural Massachusetts. He died on the 5th january 2006. No one has seen him since. NO ONE.
...

I used that exact alias when I sold some used CDs once. That's fucking creepy.

the_GoDdEsS
02-20-2006, 10:47 AM
This is turning into an Ozy FAQ.

Do you sleep naked?

Not Ozymandias
02-20-2006, 10:49 AM
In Summer. I do everything around the house naked then.

Not Ozymandias
02-20-2006, 10:49 AM
what I was thinking.

that'd explain why he doesn't under any circumstances want to meet me.
Jigga what?

JoY
02-20-2006, 10:51 AM
aw, that short reply just made me feel bettahz.

sKratch
02-20-2006, 11:58 AM
What's your stance on abortions?

Nina
02-20-2006, 12:14 PM
I have little to no hobbies and/or interests, I'm distressingly bland and shallow.

God yes. It was always a disgrace, speaking to you.

calichix
02-20-2006, 08:06 PM
He'd never piss in the shower.


Well, why not?

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 05:42 PM
Because I use the sink.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 05:44 PM
We registered a day apart. Your 13 year-old incarnation was adorable, though I seem to be in the minority on this.

You'll probably be the only one who remembers this - remember the short-lived Newbie Army?

sKratch
02-21-2006, 05:48 PM
I think I just saw Ozy on AIM.

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 06:00 PM
You'll probably be the only one who remembers this - remember the short-lived Newbie Army?
Yes, I believe I encouraged you and then left you on your own. Good times.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 06:00 PM
Yes, I believe I encouraged you and then left you on your own. Good times.

Yes, yes you did. *sad face*

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 06:38 PM
I think I just saw Ozy on AIM.
You did. I'm no longer there.



Yes, yes you did. *sad face*
I had to teach you that you're always alone in times of battle. Or something.