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coke_a_holic
02-20-2006, 01:35 PM
Seriously. Don't.

the_GoDdEsS
02-20-2006, 01:42 PM
Cookie for Mikie?

Izie
02-20-2006, 01:43 PM
Double-cookie.

coke_a_holic
02-20-2006, 01:48 PM
mmmm, double-cookie.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 02:00 PM
My cookie(s)?

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 06:00 PM
It's chocolate chip cookie time.
Chocolate chip cookie with a baseball bat.

GreenTerror
02-20-2006, 06:51 PM
Don't forget your milk. Unless you're Lactose-intolerant. Then you're just stupid.

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 06:52 PM
I get the feeling that Mike doesn't eat cookies with milk. Unless it's carbonated. And it comes in a red can.

GreenTerror
02-20-2006, 06:54 PM
They don't make carbonated milk. And Pepsi is better anyway. Yeah, I said it.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 06:54 PM
I drink milk and I'm lactose-intolerant. Not completely, but I am. And I just finished a bunch of cookes and milk, in fact.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 06:55 PM
They don't make carbonated milk.

Yes they do.** It's called Milkis, and Asian supermarkets sell it. Props to the Vietnemese girl I sit next to in government.

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 06:56 PM
I drink milk and I'm lactose-intolerant. Not completely, but I am. And I just finished a bunch of cookes and milk, in fact.
zomg h4rdc0r3!

GreenTerror
02-20-2006, 06:56 PM
Well then, you don't count as one of the stupid ones. Because you're like "Fuck you, lactose-intolerant-ness!! I'm going to drink my goddamn milk!"
Fight the power.

Edit:This was for All About Eve

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 06:57 PM
Yes they do.** It's called Milkis, and Asian supermarkets sell it. Props to the Vietnemese girl I sit next to in government.
Wow, they make everything carbonated. What's next, carbonated water?!?!?!

GreenTerror
02-20-2006, 06:57 PM
Yes they do.** It's called Milkis, and Asian supermarkets sell it. Props to the Vietnemese girl I sit next to in government.
Seriously? Oh my goodness... The things Asian people come up with.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 06:58 PM
Wow, they make everything carbonated. What's next, carbonated water?!?!?!

As in, Club Soda?

Edit: or that French stuff, Perrie or however it's spelled?


Seriously? Oh my goodness... The things Asian people come up with.

And quite ironically, they make soda tablets that melt in your mouth.

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 07:03 PM
I was referring to seltzer water, dumbass.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 07:04 PM
That works.

coke_a_holic
02-20-2006, 07:25 PM
This thread should be more about cookie-givings to me and not the overfed trolls. Fix this.

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 07:26 PM
We shall give you a tribute of cola-soaked chocolate chip cookies, O wise...um...Mike.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 07:29 PM
Well since it's Mike, cookie soaked Coke would be better.

Paint_It_Black
02-20-2006, 07:52 PM
zomg h4rdc0r3!

That's it. I've tolerated you long enough, but I'm sick and tired of you jumping in and saying everything I was going to say before I get a chance. Cease immediately or I'll pee in your orange carbonated beverage.

0r4ng3
02-20-2006, 07:54 PM
Oh, sorry, I should set my telepathy switch to "off".

*switches off* (lolz, like exsanguinate off)

Hey, since when was there an infinite ammo switch here?

Paint_It_Black
02-20-2006, 08:09 PM
Oh you bastard. I just noticed your sig. I was considering sigging that. Stop invalidating my existence!

coke_a_holic
06-14-2007, 06:23 PM
Bump for obvious reasons.

0r4ng3
06-14-2007, 06:28 PM
Obvious reasons? You want more cookies?

ZagmenO
06-14-2007, 07:50 PM
What obvious reasons?

Endymion
06-14-2007, 08:05 PM
http://www.thinkin-lincoln.com/istrip_files/strips/20070614.gif

coke_a_holic
06-14-2007, 08:07 PM
Obvious reasons? You want more cookies?

Yes.

Huge Offspring Fan is a troll. Noodlesfan's thousands of one-sentence threads reek of trolliness. I was hoping this would be obvious because this entire thread paradoxically brings attention to them, but people still bother with them. I was planning on bumping this earlier when ZagmenO and Lodat were also making threads similar to Noodlesfan's and people were still going "OMG STOP MAKING THREADS!!!" in all of them, but ended up doing it now when people started going "LOL HUGE OFFSPRING FAN IS BACK," etc.

EDIT: Endy, fun fact: my little brother's birthday is March 12. I might start calling him Pindlefurth T. Muckington III.

All About Eve
06-14-2007, 08:44 PM
ooh, I love those! haven't had any in forever though, I don't know where to get them :[
Asian markets.

And props for getting back on subject.

JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2007, 11:41 PM
I fucking love that strip.

H1T_That
06-15-2007, 05:27 AM
I fucking love that strip.

Ditto.

The "He's right" line gets me everytime.

nieh
06-15-2007, 08:00 AM
I don't want to reply to the topic itself, but the idea of spamming for Jesus (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29595) makes me lol.

sKratch
06-15-2007, 08:33 AM
Hi gusysy!!?!?!?? WahaT AROE YOU HI DONIG UP TO?!!! COOL!

coke_a_holic
06-15-2007, 10:00 AM
Hi gusysy!!?!?!?? WahaT AROE YOU HI DONIG UP TO?!!! COOL!

Lodat225
06-15-2007, 04:27 PM
Hi gusysy!!?!?!?? WahaT AROE YOU HI DONIG UP TO?!!! COOL!

ZagmenO
06-15-2007, 07:57 PM
Hi gusysy!!?!?!?? WahaT AROE YOU HI DONIG UP TO?!!! COOL!