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TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 05:43 PM
Yes, for all you lubbers like me who just adore piling crappy food into their bodies, and nuts to the health risks.

Rules of teh Junk Food thread!


Nothing that can be bought in a health food store
No nuts, lest they be salted
No vegetables, unless they're deep fried, and/or nestling on a bed of melted cheese
Nothing that cannot conceviably be microwaved
No chick peas. I hate chick peas.


So, you slobs (like moi). Enjoy!

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 05:45 PM
I enjoy Skittles (http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/tubrainbow.jpg). And Pepsi. And Doritos.

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 05:46 PM
Donuts. Especially creme filled, although custard phails.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 05:49 PM
Point of fact: Pepsi is better than coke.

Also, pizzas hate me. I was cooking a pizza today, and I left it to cook for 15 minutes, and went to check on it. It had hardly been cooked at all. 3 minutes (THREE MINUTES) later, I went to check on it, and it was barely edible, it was that burnt.

But fuck, I ate it anyway.

Isolated Fury
02-21-2006, 05:49 PM
Spicier nacho Doritos and jalape˝o cheddar cheese dip.

kamikaze
02-21-2006, 05:56 PM
Easy Squeeze Cheese on Ritz crackers with a nice can of Mountain Dew.
Or chicken wings. MMM!

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-21-2006, 05:59 PM
I just had some Keebler chocolate cookies with peanut butter fillings, some Coke, and Pringles. For dinner I had apple pie.

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 06:00 PM
Mountain Dew.

Yes pl0x .

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 06:04 PM
Especially...custard phallus.
Huh?!



Point of fact: Pepsi is better than coke.
Say it loud!

XYlophonetreeZ
02-21-2006, 06:21 PM
Dude, remember those 3D Jalapeno Doritos??? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKERTONIAN FUCK HAPPENED TO THOSE????? Those were probably the best snack food ever.

Currently, my junk food of choice is Jalapeno and Aged Cheddar Cape Cod potato chips, although I hate regular Cape Cod chips. As far as sweet stuff goes, I enjoy Peanut Butter M&Ms, Take 5 bars, and Hershey's S'mores bars. I hate any overly faux-fruity candy like Skittles or Airheads. Ooh, except Starburst! To state common knowledge, the pink Starbursts are the best. My favorite soda is root beer, although Coke (and Cherry Coke!) are always acceptable. Favorite fast food restaurants = Bojangles, Taco Bell (for the chalupas), and Jersey Mike's (for the Club Subs, Mike's Way, lettuce, tomato, onions, oil & vinegar, Italian spices, bacon, and mayo aka the best sandwich ever conceived).

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 06:27 PM
Yes for pink starbursts. I like Reeses and Crunch bars, with Twix slightly ahead of the rest.

Sunny
02-21-2006, 06:32 PM
hrm
curly cheese fries :)))
cheetos
cape cod potato chips
boston creme or lemon jelly donuts
cream soda, root beer floats, orange cream soda
pixy stix
toblerone chocolate
sour patch kids
apple/cherry pie with vanilla ice cream
white sauce pizza with truffle oil and eggs on top of it

it's really a miracle i'm not 400 lbs yet ;x

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 06:34 PM
toblerone chocolate


Oh my god yes. That = god form of Crunch.

coke_a_holic
02-21-2006, 06:35 PM
You guys make my penis soft. =(

Mota Boy
02-21-2006, 07:07 PM
I'm chewing up a Skittle right... now.

Something like this was done recently... or at least I remember talking about the best food for muchies ever is Nutter Butters, chocolate milk, Cool Ranch Doritoes and Cotton Candy Bubbliscious (gum defeats the munchies by tricking your body into thinking that you're eating). Also, those new Reese's candy bars are hellagood.

Fast food - Wendy's for a dollar menu, Hardee's or Checker's for something more substantial.

Pepsi < Coke < Dr Pepper

Sunny
02-21-2006, 07:09 PM
i like yellow skittles the best >_>

T-6005
02-21-2006, 07:11 PM
I switch it around. Today was an M&M day. I got a pack with no brown ones! Which, considering I haven't had M&M's in a while, prompted me to wonder whether they still even have brown ones.

0r4ng3
02-21-2006, 07:15 PM
Just orange soda and chocolate cream oreos. At the same time.

Mota Boy
02-21-2006, 07:16 PM
i like yellow skittles the best >_>
Once as a kid I tried to eat Skittles with my eyes closed and see if I could tell which color they were. I failed.

I very rarely eat candy any more though. I swiped those Skittles from a friend.


OH! And Spudnuts are the best thing fucking ever. It's a local spot in my hometown that makes donuts with potato dough and they're so fucking delicious it's unreal. In fact, they spoiled me on donuts for life - I don't like Krispy Kreme.

Little_Miss_1565
02-21-2006, 07:19 PM
I am a Skittle afficionado. I can tell by flavor which any of 'em are. Tropical, Berry, Sour, the usual, oh yeah. I am a total fatboy for Skittles.

<333 Starbursts. Smarties, though, are my undoing. I seriously inhale them. Which is why I rarely let myself buy them.

I just fiended on a Blow Pop that I got for Valentine's Day.

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 07:19 PM
Has anyone heard of Snyder's pretzel bits?

nieh
02-21-2006, 07:20 PM
Doritos (preferably nacho cheese or ranch)
Those 5 pound tubs of cheeseballs from Utz
Chili's Skillet Queso (fucking AWESOME. Bottomless tortilla chips with a skilet filled with some dip made with cheese, ground beef and some random spices. Heart clogging goodness)
Chips (ruffles, rippled, doesn't really matter what brand so long as it's got the ripples) with Ruffles brand french onion dip.

0r4ng3
02-21-2006, 07:20 PM
Oh, right, I forgot. Tic-tacs. Packs and packs of orange Tic-Tacs.

T-6005
02-21-2006, 07:21 PM
I'm a sucker for the occasional McDonald's. I find it quite good.

Oh, and Coke is better than Pepsi. I've been drinking pretty much nothing but Pepsi for about 5 months... I'm tired of it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 07:22 PM
I'm a sucker for the occasional McDonald's. I find it quite good.

Oh, and Coke is better than Pepsi. I've been drinking pretty much nothing but Pepsi for about 5 months... I'm tired of it.

Marathon-drink Coke. Guaranteed you'll be sick of it before Pepsi.

T-6005
02-21-2006, 07:23 PM
Marathon-drink Coke. Guaranteed you'll be sick of it before Pepsi.
Quite possibly. However, all things in moderation. Or most.

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 07:25 PM
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/vanilla_caramel_fudge.gif

I firmly believe God invented this as an apology for hair metal.

Sunny
02-21-2006, 07:27 PM
Once as a kid I tried to eat Skittles with my eyes closed and see if I could tell which color they were. I failed.


it's purely psychological, i guess. yellow still pwns though. =p

and omg, ben&jerry's. i love vanilla chocolate chip cookie dough, cherry garcia and chunky monkey. sooo good.

XYlophonetreeZ
02-21-2006, 07:33 PM
It's all about the Phish Food and Dublin Mudslide.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 07:33 PM
I know almost nothing mentioned in this thread. UK junk food has nothing on USA.

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 07:34 PM
UK anything has nothing on USA.
Fixed your post. :)

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 07:34 PM
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/vanilla_caramel_fudge.gif

I firmly believe God invented this as an apology for hair metal.


Is there any wonder why I love this guy?

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 07:35 PM
*nuzzles* .

Sunny
02-21-2006, 07:37 PM
It's all about the Phish Food and Dublin Mudslide.

phish food is too chocolatey for my taste. beep.

oh yeah, italian ices! lemon flavored!

and dulce de leche ice cream or however you spell that

and strawberry shortcake bars

oh man =/

Little_Miss_1565
02-21-2006, 07:39 PM
I know almost nothing mentioned in this thread. UK junk food has nothing on USA.

Um, mint choco Aero bars.

All About Eve
02-21-2006, 07:40 PM
Well if that's an apology for hair metal, think of how godworthy the apology for nu-metal would be.

coke_a_holic
02-21-2006, 07:41 PM
Um, mint choco Aero bars.
*orgasms*

Too bad they cost like $1.50 here. =(

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 07:41 PM
Um, mint choco Aero bars.

You don't have those?!

T-6005
02-21-2006, 07:44 PM
I miss Lion bars here. Those fucking rock.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 07:45 PM
We still have them.

T-6005
02-21-2006, 07:51 PM
They're a childhood memory at this point, but I always pick up a pack when I'm back in France for the summer. Those things are like heaven in a candy bar. They rock.

Plus the wrapper is manly.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-21-2006, 07:52 PM
Lion Bars - For The Truly Well Endowed Candy Fan

JohnnyNemesis
02-21-2006, 08:14 PM
Toblerone Bars, all brands of Doritos, Nilda's Cranberry Bars (local product), bananas, oranges, apples, strong cider, STEWEART'S ORANGE & CREAM SODA, Twinkies, Cap'n Crunch cereal (pfft, not healthy), Keebler grasshopper cookies TONS more stuff.

0r4ng3
02-21-2006, 08:15 PM
I'm eating waffles as a snack. Does that count?

Rag Doll
02-21-2006, 08:18 PM
It's all about the Phish Food and Dublin Mudslide.

Dublin Mudslide is fucking awesome. <3333

Mota Boy
02-21-2006, 09:28 PM
and dulce de leche ice cream or however you spell that
HOLY FUCK YES. If there were a Haagen Dazs nearby and they still had dulce de leche milkshakes I'd weigh 600 lbs right now.

Blue Bell Cookies & Cream ice cream is a solid bet too.

I'm generally not a big fan of overly-creative ice cream flavors. I like my entrees to have complex tastes - my desserts just need a specific kick.

Little_Miss_1565
02-21-2006, 09:30 PM
Dave, we have Aero bars, but they're hard to find. As in, really hard. The grocery store near my mom's house started carrying those and a bunch of other random British stuff totally out of the blue (Salad creme? SALAD CREME?), and that's the only place I've been able to buy them.


It's all about the Phish Food and Dublin Mudslide.

Good god...what is this Dublin Mudslide, and why am I not being treated for obesity and diabetes because of it?


STEWEART'S ORANGE & CREAM SODA

*orgasms*

I LOVE YOU MARRY ME. WE CAN BE FAT TOGETHER.

JohnnyNemesis
02-21-2006, 09:37 PM
*orgasms*

I LOVE YOU MARRY ME. WE CAN BE FAT TOGETHER.

PFFT! YOU WON'T NEED ME IF YOU HAVE THE SODA!

But yes marry me because holy SHIT that stuff is fucking GOOD.

Not Ozymandias
02-21-2006, 10:43 PM
Dublin Mudslide is fucking awesome. <3333
A "Dublin Mudslide" means something VERY different among my people....

Tizzalicious
02-21-2006, 10:47 PM
The only junkfood I eat regulary are Pizzas. No junk for me (I guess I shouldn't be posting here), but pizza is worth it. When I was drunk the other day I ate a Snickers, thinking: "I am drunk now, I will regret this tomorrow, but who cares?!" It was veeeery good.

Paint_It_Black
02-22-2006, 12:13 AM
No nuts, lest they be salted


Fool, what about chocolate covered nuts?

I love Xylo for mentioning chalupas.

I don't eat a lot of sweet stuff. Occasionally milk chocolate, such as Galaxy, is excellent. Ice cream is the only sweet food I really like. Vanilla with caramel is the best.

The best foods are:
Anything meat based, cooked any way at all but preferably on the rare side. Good old english chips with tons of salt and vinegar.
Pizza.

That's a long enough list for now.

Nina
02-22-2006, 01:33 AM
what I like

chocolate cookies
chocolate waffles
hot white chocolate
raffaello [http://secure.sweettooth1.com/images/raffaello.jpg]
KINDER Schokolade
[http://www.oldworld.ws/images/cart_items/chocolate/kinderbars.jpg
http://www.oldworld.ws/images/cart_items/chocolate/kinder_bueno.jpg
http://www.doit24.de/pics/150/1/18102822.gif]

(chocolate much?)

Kn÷del with meeaat (lots of meat)
I cant think of more now because I feel sick.

kamikaze
02-22-2006, 05:38 AM
DEEP FRIED OREOS FROM FAIRS! AH! AH!! Ahahwea... *orgasms*

killer_queen
02-22-2006, 06:12 AM
Well, I like chocolates made in special pastry shops. And, mmm, french fries like everybody.

And Cola is definitely better than Pepsi.

killer_queen
02-22-2006, 06:15 AM
No nuts, lest they be salted
Not good. If you want your libido to increase you should eat more nuts.

Andy
02-22-2006, 06:36 AM
Junk foods you say? Fried chicken.

End of discussion.

TheHulaChick
02-22-2006, 06:37 AM
I loooooove Salt and Vinegar flavour chips and never eat any other flavour. They own all other chips.

And of course I love ice cream and chocolate, but I really can't pick a favorite, it's all good. Also I love Wendy's milkshakes with chocolate pieces on top. Mmmm...

P.S. Go Fanta, Sunkist and Pepsi Max.

Yatesy
02-22-2006, 06:49 AM
Point of fact: Pepsi is better than coke.



That is so true! I think it's just British Coca Cola, but it tastes like toilet cleaner. =X lol Anyway, I eat a lot of crap and my diet is probably not so healthy. I have a Cheese Burger from college everyday, I love fried bread, I'm not so into McDonalds 'cause KFC and Burger King are so much better...umm I'll post more when I think of it.

JohnnyNemesis
02-22-2006, 07:27 AM
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No nuts, lest they be salted


But I need a good snack to go with my lunch :( (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/peanuts.php)

I don't know
02-22-2006, 09:49 AM
I love junk food, I'd say that the most food I eat is junk food, and it's not unhealthy, otherwise I'd be dead,hehe :D

Just a Girl
02-22-2006, 10:20 AM
too chocolatey

i do not accept this combination of words.


anyhoo, pizza pizza pizza, and anything to do with chocolate.

however, i do not like chips. but i do like big burgers complete with plasticky processed cheese. yumscious.

Megs
02-22-2006, 11:51 AM
KFC, Noodles, Cheese and ham toastie... (that is, two pieces of toast with a bit of cheese and ham in the middle chucked in the microwave for 30 secs to melt the cheese, not done professionally) In fact, most things with cheese.... chips.....cheese and chips...pizzas.... chicken kievs bunged in the oven... that sort of thing is great. no wait...more than great...and chocolate. i've not got much of a sweet tooth, but chocolate....RAWR!

All About Eve
02-22-2006, 11:57 AM
Kamikaze's fair reference reminded me of funnel cakes. Good lord those things are... aaargh, yum.

Kerr
02-22-2006, 12:29 PM
Those Victoria sponge cakes are damn nice. Plus, during my breaks when working at McDonald's, I get a free meal. Mmmm.....

coke_a_holic
02-22-2006, 01:53 PM
Honey Roasted peanuts are what I would generally go for when I need junk food. But I also love Peanut M&Ms, 3 Musketeers, and kettle chips.

Anya82
02-22-2006, 04:26 PM
i just ate the junkiest junk food you can imagine. It's something that at sounds terrible, but.. trust me: it's delicious.
it has corn grains in a cup, with butter, mayonnaise, lemon, salt, cheese, and hot sauce. OMG!!! terribly delicious.

Sinister
02-22-2006, 04:28 PM
popcorn with salt/vinegar seasoning powder is really hardcore. maybe not junky, but extreme.

Andy
02-22-2006, 04:30 PM
i just ate the junkiest junk food you can imagine. It's something that at sounds terrible, but.. trust me: it's delicious.
it has corn grains in a cup, with butter, mayonnaise, lemon, salt, cheese, and hot sauce. OMG!!! terribly delicious.
I didn't know you were pregnant Anya?

0r4ng3
02-22-2006, 04:30 PM
I feel so healthy compared to you guys. I just had orange flavored seltzer and wheat thins.

Anya82
02-22-2006, 04:34 PM
I didn't know you were pregnant Anya?
hahahahaha!!!
*gets the chills by thinking on being pregnant*


now, what i ate IS JUNK food. Beat that! hahaha

TheHulaChick
02-22-2006, 05:07 PM
I forgot to mention before, pizza rules. Infact I'm cooking one right now, a meatlovers pizza *drool*... *runs to kitchen to see if it's done*.

And Anya, what you just ate does sound very unhealthy, bit strange tho...

Anya82
02-22-2006, 05:22 PM
It IS unhealthy.
but, eventhough it sounds awful, it tastes good.