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neocon58
02-22-2006, 05:24 PM
http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

Well I assume he's german, purely based on the way he's acting, not his language.

Sinister
02-22-2006, 05:26 PM
haha, what the fuck ?

"Calm down kid, internet porn isnt going anywhere." :D

T-6005
02-22-2006, 05:45 PM
That's fucking hilarious. I'm dying.

EDIT - I think he's bursting into tears because he lost the Escape key after smashing up his keyboard at the beginning.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-22-2006, 05:50 PM
Oh man, that kid had a bad day.

That made my mood go from :( to uber:D !

EDIT: Oh man, the bit when he sings is just too much.

0r4ng3
02-22-2006, 05:51 PM
Meh, it just got repetitive after a while. Still, it's funny stuff.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-22-2006, 05:54 PM
Could somebody translate?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-22-2006, 05:56 PM
Ahh, that's good stuff... I would have watched it earlier, but it wouldn't load fast enough, and I got pissed and broke my keyboard. Now I am on the other computer with a good keyboard and faster loading time. It was funny. I loved how he went hysterical at that one point.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-22-2006, 05:57 PM
Ahh, that's good stuff... I would have watched it earlier, but it wouldn't load fast enough, and I got pissed and broke my keyboard.

Now THAT was funny.

Homer
02-22-2006, 06:13 PM
God damnit that's funny. Way better than the video of that guy getting pissed at Counter-Strike: Source.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-22-2006, 06:15 PM
What video was that?

Homer
02-22-2006, 06:19 PM
I guess it was only on the Stupid Videos site, but here it is: http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Counter-Strike_Blues/

It's funny, but not as funny as the one posted above.

And what was with the kid dancing in the middle of the video?

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-22-2006, 07:48 PM
Bump, because everyone needs to see this.

yay
02-22-2006, 07:51 PM
http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

Well I assume he's german, purely based on the way he's acting, not his language.He's a fucking retard. But it is kinda funny.

Original prankstA
02-22-2006, 08:33 PM
i would find that a lot more funny if i told you what he was watching. i mean it seems like hes playing some kind of game that phisically fucks with you, at parts he was like singing all happy and then he would just go crazy. Fuck that was really scaring me more than making me laugh

Mota Boy
02-22-2006, 08:56 PM
i would find that a lot more funny if i told you what he was watching.
He was waiting for his computer to warm up. The description was at the top of the page.


...at parts he was like singing all happy and then he would just go crazy. Fuck that was really scaring me more than making me laugh
You know the really fucked up part? The kid doesn't actually speak German.

Original prankstA
02-22-2006, 09:00 PM
He was waiting for his computer to warm up. The description was at the top of the page.
oh wow that kid is a fag

WebDudette
02-22-2006, 09:02 PM
Damn it it isn't loading.

sKratch
02-22-2006, 09:09 PM
It looks staged. Mostly because I have no idea why anyone would be recording it.

Tizzalicious
02-22-2006, 11:49 PM
Wow, watching that drove me crazy and make my ears hurt. I only watched half of it because I got annoyed :p

Nina
02-22-2006, 11:53 PM
I only watched the first few seconds, it's even more annoying when you understand it!

"MOOOOMM!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TUORNAMENT NOW!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, PLAY ALREADY!!!!" and then I got sick of it.

T-6005
02-22-2006, 11:54 PM
I understand his impatience. Unreal Tournament rocks.

Nina
02-23-2006, 12:09 AM
"MOOOM! MOM! I want to play unreal Tournament! AAAHH! [...? play/start the game?] PLAY - THE - GAME you son of a bitch I WANT TO PLLLAAAAYYY. *breaths heavily* I wont say it again... - Come on - *to keyboard* OUTTA MY WAY - Arrggh - WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL ALREADY!!! *squeals* Quick, start! "Jetzt geht's los! Jetzt geht's los!" (that's what people say during a soccer game) *starts to dance* Jetzt geht's los, jetzt geht's los etc... PLAY!!!!!!! YOU JERK! PLAY! *screams something similar to I WANT TO PLAY UNREEAALLLL and hammers on keyboard* *breaths heavily* it's loading...it's loading... I..hate...it when it loads...when it loads....then...you...HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG. *screams something not understandable* stay positive...just...stay positive... it will start soon... heaheaheaha (laughs like a retard) it's starting.. HAHAHHAhahaha it's starting! HAHAHAHHA! HAHAHA YOU SON OF A BITCH!! CHOKE ON THIS!!! CHOOOKEE ON THHIIISSS!!! I killed him!! (??) YES YES START AND EAT SHIT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU AAAAHHHHH *attacks keyboard* UUUAAA UUUUUAAAAA!!!!!!!!..yeeaahhhh I'll press this button...uuuaaaaaa now it's starting, ahha now it's starting....where is he/it....where is he/it....WHERE....i dont need help haha....no..i dont need help.....i dont need help! without help! hahahahah! *mumbles something about the game* NO! HE DOESNT WORK! I will take you out...i'll just take you out... I WILL TAKE YOU OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH YEEESSS!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! YEEESS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL YEEEESSSSS EAT THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH HAHAHA I WILL TAKE YOU OUT I WILL JUST SHOOT YOU UP!! Just shoot you up! YEEEESSS!!!!! *smashes keyboard*



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I think I just lost braincells.

Tizzalicious
02-23-2006, 12:16 AM
OMG Nina. You are crazy. Why did you do that to yourself?

nieh
02-23-2006, 12:28 AM
OMG Nina. You are crazy. Why did you do that to yourself?

She sacrificed herself to translate that for us all.

All About Eve
02-23-2006, 12:44 AM
She will be remembered. *honors*

Paint_It_Black
02-23-2006, 03:07 AM
I have just one question. Why did Ruroken allow himself to be filmed?

Izie
02-23-2006, 06:12 AM
How... interesting.

o.o

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-23-2006, 07:16 AM
"MOOOM! MOM! I want to play unreal Tournament! AAAHH! [...? play/start the game?] PLAY - THE - GAME you son of a bitch I WANT TO PLLLAAAAYYY. *breaths heavily* I wont say it again... - Come on - *to keyboard* OUTTA MY WAY - Arrggh - WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL ALREADY!!! *squeals* Quick, start! "Jetzt geht's los! Jetzt geht's los!" (that's what people say during a soccer game) *starts to dance* Jetzt geht's los, jetzt geht's los etc... PLAY!!!!!!! YOU JERK! PLAY! *screams something similar to I WANT TO PLAY UNREEAALLLL and hammers on keyboard* *breaths heavily* it's loading...it's loading... I..hate...it when it loads...when it loads....then...you...HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG. *screams something not understandable* stay positive...just...stay positive... it will start soon... heaheaheaha (laughs like a retard) it's starting.. HAHAHHAhahaha it's starting! HAHAHAHHA! HAHAHA YOU SON OF A BITCH!! CHOKE ON THIS!!! CHOOOKEE ON THHIIISSS!!! I killed him!! (??) YES YES START AND EAT SHIT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU AAAAHHHHH *attacks keyboard* UUUAAA UUUUUAAAAA!!!!!!!!..yeeaahhhh I'll press this button...uuuaaaaaa now it's starting, ahha now it's starting....where is he/it....where is he/it....WHERE....i dont need help haha....no..i dont need help.....i dont need help! without help! hahahahah! *mumbles something about the game* NO! HE DOESNT WORK! I will take you out...i'll just take you out... I WILL TAKE YOU OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH YEEESSS!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! YEEESS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL YEEEESSSSS EAT THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH HAHAHA I WILL TAKE YOU OUT I WILL JUST SHOOT YOU UP!! Just shoot you up! YEEEESSS!!!!! *smashes keyboard*



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I think I just lost braincells.

*Cheers and applauds wildly*

Kudos, Nina.

the_GoDdEsS
02-23-2006, 07:31 AM
I laughed at the Ich brauche keine Hilfe!. He does need help, poor boy. I think it'd be less psycho if I did not understand it. But that really wasn't normal.

Sin Studly
02-23-2006, 07:57 AM
I never believe it before, but now I believe violent video games should be banned.

And ADHD children should be exterminated.

the_GoDdEsS
02-23-2006, 08:09 AM
I had an 8 year old screaming almost like that in the middle of my class. Completely uncontrollably. It wasn't what a normal kid would do. It was after I picked him up by wrists in the hall and dragged him back into classroom because he ran out in the middle of class. Then he'd throw things at everybody and yelled he's going to kill me. Afterwards I took care of that kid being expelled. Zero discipline from parents. In fact, I had the feeling he controls them and they must have bought him everything he wanted to calm the little shit down a little.

Vera
02-23-2006, 10:34 AM
Dude, this is SO ironic.

I just had a listening comprehension test in German and in it there was this interview where a woman had studied people's aggression towards computers. Like how people think computers are people and if you smack them, hit them, kick them, slam them against something, they'll start behaving like you want them to.

Maybe it's a German thing, this whole computer-abuse.

But god that kid is INSANE. I mean, seriously. I would not let a kid like that play any video games, simply due to the fact that it's teh crazies who start shooting people as they do in video games.

I mean, he even has the maniacal laughter. And when it's starting up, it's like he's crying/laughing maniacally and collecting the pieces of his keyboard.

Where are his parents?! Geez!

Vera
02-23-2006, 10:35 AM
Also, does anybody wonder how/who videotaped this kid?

0r4ng3
02-23-2006, 10:36 AM
I never believe it before, but now I believe violent video games should be banned.

And ADHD children should be exterminated.
All ADHD children should play violent video games and then exterminate each other in a fit of rage. It'll make for some good TV.

el_monkey
02-23-2006, 10:39 AM
Also, does anybody wonder how/who videotaped this kid?

it's his own webcam I suppose..

but it could also be an austrian or a swiss guy

Vera
02-23-2006, 10:41 AM
Sounds German. Austrian & Swiss, especially Swiss, have their own accent thing going.

Though Nina & Sim feel free to correct me on this.

the_GoDdEsS
02-23-2006, 10:41 AM
I'm pretty damn sure it is German.

All About Eve
02-23-2006, 10:44 AM
Some people have always on webcams to answer the filming question. That's what I'm betting on if it isn't staged.

el_monkey
02-23-2006, 10:47 AM
Sounds German. Austrian & Swiss, especially Swiss, have their own accent thing going.

Though Nina & Sim feel free to correct me on this.

...not every swiss/ austrian speaks with accent, but in fact I couldn't find any accent in his way of speaking because he was shouting all the time

Mannen som blev en gris
02-23-2006, 11:02 AM
Haven't we all felt like doing that at some point though?

...

No?

Ok, maybe it's just me.

el_monkey
02-23-2006, 11:05 AM
Haven't we all felt like doing that at some point though?

...

No?

Ok, maybe it's just me.

yes, but not with computer games

Sin Studly
02-23-2006, 11:37 AM
Computers are made by Jews.

Therefore, he's German.

Nina
02-23-2006, 11:39 AM
He is definitely German. No question.

I kind of believed that it was fake when I listened to the whole thing. Like a "joke" type of thing this guy did with his friends. One reason for having doubts is that if this really happened, his mom *would* have actually come because of the way he was screaming. He was either faithful that she was there (to scream like this), which makes me wonder why no one came in, or it was all just fake.

And saying that "PC-abuse" is a German thing is the stupidest thing EVER.
*smashes keyboard*







well, you saw that one coming.

the_GoDdEsS
02-23-2006, 11:41 AM
IF it was fake, it was rather well-played. Because those parts where his voice was cracking, out of breath, almost laughing or crying sounded pretty damn real to me.

Nina
02-23-2006, 11:42 AM
That's exactly what I think is fake.

But then again, I never had to deal with SUCH violance before. I hope it's fake.

Sin Studly
02-23-2006, 11:45 AM
When I fix electronic problems, my method is such.

1 ; Smash the offending article really hard
2 ; Scream at it
3 ; Reset the power
4 ; Smash it again
5 ; Plead with it
6 ; Smash it again, whilst screaming at it

No, it's not German... although, I actually wait for shit to be broken, instead of simply loading up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-23-2006, 11:45 AM
I have a hard time believing that was fake.

Sin Studly
02-23-2006, 11:47 AM
As a person who has bought up ADD kids medications before, leaving them without anything for themselves, I can assure you that it isn't fake.

Nina
02-23-2006, 11:48 AM
That's really upsetting, then.
I'm scared he's going to be a murderer one day.
I'd honestly be too frightened to be near this kid! :/

Sin Studly
02-23-2006, 11:53 AM
Once he hits about 18 it'll stop.

Sin Studly
02-23-2006, 11:54 AM
But personally, I think everyone should be given a dose of speed when they're 10 years old. If the speed calms them down instead of hyping them up, they should be euthenased.

Fucking hyperactive little shits.

Nina
02-23-2006, 12:02 PM
I agree. I just dont like kids in general, I guess. Anyone younger than me is bloody annoying, and that has, well, always been like that. figures. :/

Do hormones cause ADD? I cant explain why it would stop when they're 18 otherwise.

el_monkey
02-23-2006, 12:28 PM
He is definitely German. No question.

I kind of believed that it was fake when I listened to the whole thing. Like a "joke" type of thing this guy did with his friends. One reason for having doubts is that if this really happened, his mom *would* have actually come because of the way he was screaming. He was either faithful that she was there (to scream like this), which makes me wonder why no one came in, or it was all just fake.



so his mom wasn't home I think ; and I also believe that if it was a joke they wouldn't have the camera installed at a certain place but one of his friends would have held it and moved it; I just don't think they were intelligent enough to do a joke they way it is displayed here

darko
02-23-2006, 01:26 PM
That kid really needs to learn to chill. I dont think his parent where home either....i mean, unless your stupidily rich, you won't let you kid smash up the keyboard like that and scream and shout?

All About Eve
02-23-2006, 01:32 PM
I agree. I just dont like kids in general, I guess. Anyone younger than me is bloody annoying, and that has, well, always been like that. figures. :/

I can't be that bad.

Paint_It_Black
02-23-2006, 01:40 PM
I can't be that bad.

Well, you seem a lot older than you are.