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ruroken
02-23-2006, 08:13 PM
http://i1.tinypic.com/oggvar.jpg

That's as high as he will fucking jump. NO JOKE. And every fucking rom, even hacked ones as well as the other games in the series (save for 2/USA) do the same (I mean for NES, the SNES works fine). So, how the hell am I supposed to play the goddam thing if he can't get anywhere?

Homer
02-23-2006, 08:17 PM
Are you actually holding the god damn button? Or just tapping it? It's not the ROM's fault, it's either you or your emulator.

ruroken
02-23-2006, 08:18 PM
Both. I've tried holding it, and he STILL only jumps that high, but he ALSO jumps that high repeatedly. It's really fucking lame.

Homer
02-23-2006, 08:20 PM
Both. I've tried holding it, and he STILL only jumps that high, but he ALSO jumps that high repeatedly. It's really fucking lame.

Then get a different emulator.

And Duskygrin, if he had the real game, this wouldn't happen. Do you know what a ROM is?

nieh
02-23-2006, 08:21 PM
You probably have the button set to turbo, which would be why it's making him jump over and over again rather than jumping one big time.

Homer
02-23-2006, 08:24 PM
do you know how to shut your trap?

Yes, yes I do. It's a very easy thing to do, and I don't need my "trap" to type on the internet.

And ruroken, what nieh said. I forgot about turbo...

Sinister
02-23-2006, 08:25 PM
do you know how to shut your trap?
do you know how to not be a stupid bitch ?

GreenTerror
02-23-2006, 08:25 PM
Haha, there's this really fat Mexican kid that went to my school and his name was Mario. This just reminded me of him.

coke_a_holic
02-23-2006, 09:18 PM
Can't we all be friends? *puts flowers into gun barrels*

Linda
02-23-2006, 09:20 PM
Yeah, make love, not war.

All About Eve
02-23-2006, 09:33 PM
Mike and I already have tonight.

:eek:

Andy
02-23-2006, 11:51 PM
I keep meaning to go to a fansy dress party as Mario. I could play a good Mario.

JohnnyNemesis
02-24-2006, 07:20 AM
do you know how to shut your trap?

He was just trying to be informative. Why'd you have to be so rude?

Andy
02-24-2006, 01:06 PM
Why'd you have to be so rude?
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