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0r4ng3
02-24-2006, 04:50 PM
No, I'm serious.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

bd007h
02-24-2006, 04:51 PM
the next goatse...

Jebus
02-24-2006, 04:55 PM
The "Marry" is in quotations. They're not actually married.

0r4ng3
02-24-2006, 04:56 PM
Yeah, I realized I mistitled the thread after I made it.

Plumey
02-24-2006, 04:56 PM
Ha.
More proof that women are worth about as much as goats, apparently. :rolleyes:

pyromaniac
02-24-2006, 09:42 PM
thats messed up :eek:

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-24-2006, 09:43 PM
I think looking at some of the other threads and things on the news (like the new urine drinker guy)... it is safe to say that this world is just getting more fucked up.

Mota Boy
02-24-2006, 11:15 PM
What a lucky guy. Here in America I have to wait until gay marriage is legalized before I can begin marrying goats. The "Land of the Free" indeed.

Paint_It_Black
02-25-2006, 12:01 AM
I'm loving how "Man Gets Fucked To Death By A Horse" is currently right under this thread.

Mota Boy
02-25-2006, 12:32 AM
Not to mention "Man raped his dying stepdaughter".

HornyPope
02-25-2006, 01:41 AM
And the BBS trifecta is now complete.

/Claibe gets it.

the_GoDdEsS
02-25-2006, 01:43 AM
Hahaha, this is awesome.

Izie
02-25-2006, 01:54 AM
This BBS is too amusing sometimes.

Paint_It_Black
02-25-2006, 02:37 AM
Now we just need "Man Cheats On His Goat By Raping His Dying Horse".

Izie
02-25-2006, 03:35 AM
Now we just need "Man Cheats On His Goat By Raping His Dying Horse".

That would be brilliant.

Tizzalicious
02-25-2006, 04:52 AM
I think the man should get an abortion.

Andy
02-25-2006, 07:05 AM
Yeah right, "forced" :rolleyes:

0r4ng3
02-25-2006, 07:06 AM
Yeah right, "forced" :rolleyes:
Did you even read the article? The guy was caught fucking the goat, so the goats owner forced him to pay dowry.

Andy
02-25-2006, 07:14 AM
Yup, and because they gave him the goat, the horny* little bugger gets sweet animal loving whenever he wants to. Beastialist 1, world 0

*no pun.

Little_Miss_1565
02-25-2006, 07:36 AM
Yup, and because they gave him the goat, the horny* little bugger gets sweet animal loving whenever he wants to. Beastialist 1, world 0

*no pun.

Quoted for truth, and bonus hilarity.

0r4ng3
02-25-2006, 07:38 AM
It's more like Bestialitist: 1 and Goat Owner: 1.

Everyone wins. Well, maybe except the goat.

Paint_It_Black
02-25-2006, 07:39 AM
The goat was clearly asking for it, or it wouldn't have been naked. Plus, it probably wasn't a virgin.

the_GoDdEsS
02-25-2006, 07:40 AM
Hahahaha, this is only getting better.

Andy
02-25-2006, 07:43 AM
And all he had to pay was the equivalent to $50! I wish they were that cheap over here

0r4ng3
02-25-2006, 07:44 AM
And all he had to pay was the equivalent to $50! I wish they were that cheap over here
Wow, that's freaky. I was just about to mention the $50.

Andy
02-25-2006, 07:46 AM
Wow, that's freaky. I was just about to mention the $50.
Great minds think alike. However, I'm unsure if that's a good thing regarding this subject

0r4ng3
02-25-2006, 07:50 AM
I wonder how much he'd have to pay for a cow. Perhaps $100? I mean, c'mon, you get free milk, too.

No, wait, you could also get milk from a goat. Never you mind.

Andy
02-25-2006, 07:57 AM
I'd say a cow would be at least $250. I mean, look at the size of that ass, you can get much more thumping there than with a goat.

All About Eve
02-25-2006, 09:47 AM
If there's one thing I've learned from church this year, it's that a good sized young pig can double an Ecuadorian family's annual income. No idea how that relates here, just sounded funny.

Andy
02-25-2006, 09:50 AM
Ecuadorians pay big money for good sex.