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calichix
02-26-2006, 01:21 AM
I just got back from a soiree held in the apartment of a bunch of chain smokers. There's nothing worse than your clothes/hair/skin smelling all gnarly and your eyes hurting from being in a mushroom cloud of cigarette smoke. maaaaaaaannn. So unpleasant. I'd rather be puked on or listen to dumb drunk chicks screaming Mariah Carey songs. ugh.

Someone get a song that isn't "Telegram Sam" by T.Rex stuck on my head. juuuuungle face jake.

Mr. Noodles
02-26-2006, 01:23 AM
cigarettes really piss me off
why the hell do so many people smoke around me, someone with defective lungs?
according to scientist research, people with the problems I have are must likely to have lung cancer upon adulthood


who invented cigarettes anyway? :mad:

And Skunkit, clear ur PM thing!
I know ur viewing this!

Not Ozymandias
02-26-2006, 01:24 AM
The solution to this is to start smoking. You won't notice this at all in the future.

calichix
02-26-2006, 01:25 AM
You don't have time to get lung cancer. It's the end of the world in 2012.

Tizzalicious
02-26-2006, 01:30 AM
Urgh, I really hate smelling like smoke. And sitting next to people who smell like smoke.

calichix
02-26-2006, 01:37 AM
I hate it when someone gives you a totally banchin Motley Crue shirt but you can't wear it cause it smells like a rank chain-smoking cat and has been in his apartment festering since the 80s. :[

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 02:21 AM
I never minded the smoke and stopped noticing it even when I started smoking myself, like Ozy pointed out. The only thing that was truly annoying was when my hair smelled like smoke. I hate that. But I washed it every night anyway. So no problems, really.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 02:38 AM
why the hell do so many people smoke around me, someone with defective lungs?
according to scientist research, people with the problems I have are must likely to have lung cancer upon adulthood

Because everybody wants you to die. Haven't you figured this out yet?

killer_queen
02-26-2006, 03:29 AM
The smell of the smokers is just sooooo sexy. My parents have been smoking since I was born and didn't need to keep me away from it. I don't smoke. I love when people smoke near me though.

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 04:01 AM
It's much better when you come home and your parents ask you have you smoked? No, I don't smoke but people around me do, and I think that soon my parents will think that I smoke too. I have nothing against peoples who smoke and sometimes I like smell of cigarettes.

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 04:03 AM
I find people who hide it from parents to be hilarious. I have one friend who is 25 and her parents still don't know she smokes regularly. She's kinda freaked out because of it.

killer_queen
02-26-2006, 04:11 AM
It's much better when you come home and your parents ask you have you smoked? No, I don't smoke but people around me do, and I think that soon my parents will think that I smoke too. I have nothing against peoples who smoke and sometimes I like smell of cigarettes.
I was smoking a few years ago. Those times every time I came home they asked me if there are people around me smoking in the school bus. That year I quitted(?) and after starting high school they started to ask me if I was smoking. That was just stupid but I didn't deny it. I told them there was nothing that they could do to make me stop. Not because I'ma tru punx. I just believe parents can't do anything about it.

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 04:19 AM
Yes, they won't stop it, but I guess I won't dissapoint my parents. And sometimes when I drunk I smoke, but I can't learn to do it right, I learn, learn. Yeah, and I haven't drunk for a long time, so I didn't smoke. And many of my friends don't allow me to smoke(they know that I have some problems with lungs?) but the last word is always mine.

Kitten
02-26-2006, 04:28 AM
I recently quit smoking, and now everytime I walk near people who have smoked, I swear to God I can smell nicotine. Or that could be cravings.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 04:28 AM
Lolz, I'll teach you to vyhul', Tanichka.

*bursts into laughter*

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 04:29 AM
Oh, I'll spanks you. Tsk tsk.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 04:30 AM
Nie vyhul'? :(

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 04:32 AM
Ach, ty moje zlé psisko! *geegles* That was so Slavic of you.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 04:32 AM
Muahahahahahahha.

FauxElitist
02-26-2006, 04:34 AM
You'd have to be a real queer to bitch out about cigarette smoke. The only qualms that I have ever had with the stuff involved chain smoking tarts trying to stick their tongues down my throat.

Regardless, cigarettes are for women - Cigars are for men.

True story.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 04:49 AM
Doc Holiday smoked cigarettes.

Tizzalicious
02-26-2006, 04:52 AM
I find people who hide it from parents to be hilarious. I have one friend who is 25 and her parents still don't know she smokes regularly. She's kinda freaked out because of it.

My parents just found out my sister smoked, she's 21, and moved out 1.5 years ago. She started when she was 16, they found out, she told them she quit, but she never did. Then when she got older she didn't wanna tell them because she'd been hiding it for so long, and because she was worried she'd start smoking more if she told them, because then she could when they were around. Then last week my dad came by unexpected while she was smoking. Now she feels bad because they found out that way =P Haha.

HeadAroundU
02-26-2006, 04:52 AM
I'm an absolute non-smoker and it gets very annoying when I'm in the nightclub without ventilation for a long period.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 04:55 AM
I'm guessing it would be annoying when you were in a nightclub, regardless.

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 06:04 AM
Oh, I'll spanks you. Tsk tsk.
Sim, help me!
1. He is laughing at me
2. I didn't understand what he wrote, I can only guess, and that I guess I didn't like:(

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 06:07 AM
You can help me spank him, Tanichka. :)

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 06:22 AM
Well, let's (I guess that was a little vulgar word, or not?)! Юстинчек, prepare!

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 06:24 AM
Юстинчек, prepare!

This was awesome! Hehehe. Spanked like a naughty school boy.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 06:41 AM
Oh, what the fuck? No! Not allowed! :(

Paint_It_Black
02-26-2006, 06:59 AM
I've been naughty too...*waits*

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 07:20 AM
Spank him instead, my bum is off-limits.

edit ; it's still okay if you take turns to vyhul' mi

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 07:23 AM
Never too sore for Slavic hands.

*gasp* Špinavé psisko!

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 07:26 AM
Ja chcem poslusnost', bezcenny kurva!!!

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 07:29 AM
*spanks with a varecha* Ticho!

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 07:31 AM
CIBA PSISKO!!!

Ugh, fucking slavics :(

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 07:33 AM
EEK.

You know that if I bite you, you will catch my dirt disease.

HeadAroundU
02-26-2006, 08:02 AM
Hey Calichix!
This weird family is wasting your thread!
:cool:

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 08:19 AM
Shut up, mutant-face.

HeadAroundU
02-26-2006, 08:34 AM
papaaa justincek je nahnevany :( :( :(

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 10:15 AM
Oh, what the fuck? No! Not allowed! :(
Are you afraid?
Or you don't want us to do that?

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 10:27 AM
Meh... it's not really up to me to decide :(

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 10:29 AM
mmm...What?

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 10:44 AM
Vyhul mi, prosim?

the_GoDdEsS
02-26-2006, 10:51 AM
Or you don't want us to do that?

It's okay srdenko, we don't have to ask for permission.

Rocky-girl
02-26-2006, 08:50 PM
It's okay srdenko, we don't have to ask for permission.
Mamushka, what has happened to papushka?

Nicole
02-26-2006, 09:22 PM
Its bad enough there's an entire topic of you two sleazing onto some poor russian girl just because you find her typing 'cute', you don't need to drag it elsewhere.

I recently quit so cigarette smoking is like, evil to me but that's probably because it took me such a long time to do and it would take next to nothing to get me back into it, so I'll probably calm down in a couple of weeks.

Having said that we've had nights where we were all chainsmoking and it got to the point where my eyes hurt from the smoke and the lack of ventilation. That really sucked.

Edited: stupid error.

Sin Studly
02-26-2006, 10:22 PM
I beg to differ ; it's quite necessary.

Vera
02-26-2006, 10:30 PM
I don't even smoke regularly but it fucks up my throat so bad I really have to stop smoking while drinking. Really.

I've had a sore throat for over 10 days thank to one night of smoking. World 1, Sanni 0.

calichix
02-26-2006, 10:58 PM
Smoking gives me a sore throat too. :[


Oh, sleeze all you want. I think it's adorable.


Nic, I hate it when you get so little oxygen that you're in a perma-head rush AND your eyes hurt.

Nina
02-26-2006, 11:09 PM
I will never get it. NEVER.
I've tried smoking when I was quite young and it's disgusting. I will never understand why people start in the first place, and I will never respect it either. I hate it when people smoke. In general.

calichix
02-26-2006, 11:13 PM
It is!! And it doesn't DO anything! It's like, now I smell and I feel like I stood up too fast. Non-non-heinous.

Endymion
02-26-2006, 11:15 PM
i'm always envious of kids who smoke. they look so much cooler than me.

Nina
02-26-2006, 11:17 PM
That must be the only downgrade when you're a nonsmoker, but seriously, fuck that. I have better things to do then look cool every once in a while :P

Endymion
02-26-2006, 11:18 PM
<.< i was kidding, nina.

Nina
02-26-2006, 11:24 PM
But I'm not! Some look really good when they smoke. It does have a coolness in it, but not always and not everyone.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/UPDATE-Brad-Pitt-Quited-Smoking-For-Angelina-Jolie-s-Children-s-2.jpg

bd007h
02-26-2006, 11:50 PM
I don't even see a cigarrette in that pic. Looks like he's just covering his mouth with his hand

Hux
02-26-2006, 11:57 PM
Smoking is stupid. There is nothing "cool" about smoking, it kills you.


I don't even see a cigarrette in that pic. Looks like he's just covering his mouth with his hand
Yeah, maybe he's yawning weirdly or something.

Tizzalicious
02-27-2006, 12:05 AM
But I'm not! Some look really good when they smoke. It does have a coolness in it, but not always and not everyone.



I agree, some people look really hot when smoking. But the smell outweighs the sexyness, so no smoker for me.

Can't go wrong with Johnny Depp!

http://www.newburycomics.com/images/bmh/BU/103-781428NEWBU.jpg

And Per can smoke cigars when I'm not around and take pics because it's <3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/Perbluesbro.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/peragain.jpg

Sin Studly
02-27-2006, 01:16 AM
Those ain't cigars.

Tizzalicious
02-27-2006, 01:25 AM
Cigarillos? I don't know anything about them. To me brown cigarlike thingie = cigar.

Sin Studly
02-27-2006, 01:40 AM
Cigarellos, yes. They're nice.

the_GoDdEsS
02-27-2006, 02:43 AM
Its bad enough there's an entire topic of you two sleazing onto some poor russian girl just because you find her typing 'cute', you don't need to drag it elsewhere.


And? We just happen to like that girl. Not only because of her typing.

Nina
02-27-2006, 03:02 AM
Pitt IS smoking in that pic. How come I see a cigarette with my shitty monitor and you dont?

the_GoDdEsS
02-27-2006, 03:11 AM
I don't see it either. Bowie looks hawt when smoking too.

Nina
02-27-2006, 03:16 AM
Okay, I resized the pic and made it lighter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/ninilein/pitt-s-2.jpg

My bad, my monitor IS shitty after all.
But he still looks cool while smoking :(

Paint_It_Black
02-27-2006, 03:16 AM
Pitt IS smoking in that pic. How come I see a cigarette with my shitty monitor and you dont?

I don't see it. Maybe you see it BECAUSE you have a shitty monitor? In fact I've never seen him smoke.

Nina
02-27-2006, 03:17 AM
I was quicker than you :D

Paint_It_Black
02-27-2006, 03:18 AM
You always are :(

Tizzalicious
02-27-2006, 03:40 AM
Maybe I'm weird, but I do see it too (in the lighter pic), not between his fingers, but above it.

Vera
02-27-2006, 05:26 AM
I've come to the decision that hot people look hot and whether they smoke or not doesn't really affect their hotness all that much, except that if they were ugly people, they'd look even more unpleasant when smoking.

Tizzalicious
02-27-2006, 05:34 AM
I think you might have a point there.

killer_queen
02-27-2006, 06:41 AM
Bowie looks hawt when smoking too.
YES! Anyone who doesn't agree must be blind.

Evilbaboon
02-27-2006, 09:55 AM
ok a little amout of facts here,

you have a 1 in 1000 change of developing smoke related cancer,

a 1 in 3 chance of developing cancer in the first place,

cars produce just as many harmfull by produces as tabaco (why not ban them?)

tabaco is used as a insecticide on organic crops,

no one ever got behind the wheel of a car after a cigareete and had their co-ordiation impaired (c.f alcohol)

tobaco has been show to reduce the risk of developing altzhiemers (sp?), as it inhibits Aluminium deposites

Tizzalicious
02-27-2006, 09:57 AM
That doesn't stop it from smelling.

And tasting bad when you kiss a smoker.

Evilbaboon
02-27-2006, 10:03 AM
i hope no one ever says that about your parents...



woohoo a clerks animated quote!!!!!

i just like to present the facts

Sin Studly
02-27-2006, 10:11 AM
What's tabaco? Did you mean to say tobasco, perhaps?

Evilbaboon
02-27-2006, 10:12 AM
hmm a simple spelling mistake and you miss the point again,

keep swinging tiger

tobaco prehaps?

Sin Studly
02-27-2006, 10:16 AM
What's tobaco and what's prehaps?

Evilbaboon
02-27-2006, 10:18 AM
whats and, if but and maybe?

why are we here?

Sin Studly
02-27-2006, 10:34 AM
What's your damage?

Evilbaboon
02-27-2006, 10:41 AM
you should see the damage bronze.. metal damage.. brain damage....


*evil baboon quiz, ok kids where does that quote come from???

Nina
02-27-2006, 12:57 PM
wtf is happening in this convo? Hahaha

Vera
02-27-2006, 01:07 PM
*evil baboon quiz, ok kids where does that quote come from???
Nobody cares. Stop talking and calling people tigers.

Evilbaboon
02-27-2006, 02:19 PM
Nobody cares. Stop talking and calling people tigers.
sorry tiger wrong answer, but here have a biscuit

calichix
02-27-2006, 10:54 PM
youz a dumbass, son. you're woofin.

Nicole
02-27-2006, 11:59 PM
tobaco has been show to reduce the risk of developing altzhiemers (sp?), as it inhibits Aluminium deposites

Er, there's no conclusive proof that aluminium has anything to do with Alzheimers, we don't know why people get it. Which makes me think you got your "information" from some misdirected website.

Evilbaboon
02-28-2006, 01:46 AM
Er, there's no conclusive proof that aluminium has anything to do with Alzheimers, we don't know why people get it. Which makes me think you got your "information" from some misdirected website.

acutally i got it from my uni lecturer.........

Endymion
02-28-2006, 02:25 AM
acutally i got it from my uni lecturer.........
now there's a class of person who doesn't have any personal agendas to push.

Evilbaboon
02-28-2006, 02:54 AM
not really his particular area of expertise was Ecotoxicology, he stumbled across the above while reserching nicotine

thisplacesucks
03-02-2006, 11:04 AM
listen to some of the billhicks stuff on smoking. that guy smoked so much and did so many drugs, then died of like pancreas cancer or something. and he quit it all also.

that must suck

Sin Studly
03-02-2006, 11:10 AM
Source (http://www.newstarget.com/004587.html)
Source (http://www.alzheimers.org.uk/Mind_your_head/Common_questions/Lifestyle/lifestyle_choices/smoking.htm)
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/115829.stm)

You suck, retard!

thisplacesucks
03-02-2006, 11:13 AM
i wish everyone would stop complaining and jus let the bastards smoke. give people right to kill themselves they dont need u to save them so jus let them rot

its all good

Sin Studly
03-02-2006, 11:14 AM
Didn't you just get out of heroin rehab, loser?

thisplacesucks
03-02-2006, 11:15 AM
fuck you
why do you care?
its all good

Sin Studly
03-02-2006, 11:16 AM
Oh that's right, you're the one who "tried heroin" but "didn't take enough to know what it feels like or remember how to shoot up".

You're dicksauce.

the_GoDdEsS
03-03-2006, 05:35 AM
Oh shit, I had to. I just found it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/mistress_bleak/Randoms/boui_31.jpg