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Sunny
03-01-2006, 06:22 PM
So my father in law was cleaning up the guest house I stayed in when I was in Texas.. and he found this white tall bottle in the shower, so he was like.. hmm that must be shampoo, score!

And, well, he didn't quite bother to read the label.

And, well, the contents of the bottle were salon quality hair bleach.

It's beyond me how he didn't notice the smell, or how he didn't BURN HIS EYES with it, but he's been using it for a week now.

And his hair is now SNOW WHITE.

lol lol lol.

i almost choked when i heard about it.
he probably looks like Andy Warhol!
http://buy.overstock.com/images/products/muze/dvd/225293.JPG

:D

so, yes, read the labels dammit!

Sinister
03-01-2006, 06:23 PM
ha ha fucking ha.

0r4ng3
03-01-2006, 06:23 PM
He's been using it for a week, yet he didn't notice the hair color change the first time he used it?

Also, shampoo burns eyes too, sometimes.

Sunny
03-01-2006, 06:25 PM
Well, you don't leave shampoo in for a long time, you just use it and then rinse it off. so it took a few uses to bleach his hair.. yknow?

and i dunno, i've got shampoo in my eyes before, but i'm guessing bleach would be a *little bit* more unpleasant.

JoY
03-01-2006, 06:25 PM
that is priceless. usually you hear about these things in silly jokes, but the fact this stuff actually happens.. hahahaha!

Sunny
03-01-2006, 06:27 PM
i know, it's amazing.

and like... none of his employees or clients said anything about his brand new white 'do... which makes it even funnier.

MEGA LOLZ!

..ok, maybe i'm easily amused. but esfgmsdertfg.

Tired_Of_You
03-01-2006, 06:28 PM
priceless. haha.

Didn't he realise there were no bubbles (?) when he washed his hair.

JoY
03-01-2006, 06:29 PM
if this would happen to someone *I* know.. I don't think I'd even survive the laughter. so no, you might be easily amused, but this just *is* fucking hilarious. (or I might be very easily amused aswell)

Sinister
03-01-2006, 06:30 PM
(or I might be very easily amused aswell)

would make 3 of us.

Sunny
03-01-2006, 06:33 PM
Didn't he realise there were no bubbles (?) when he washed his hair.

yeah i just don't get it. not only there were no bubbles, but bleach smells REALLY strong, it kinda stings a little, and makes your hands feel funny. he must've been like.. half asleep in the shower or something.

nieh
03-01-2006, 06:34 PM
yeah i just don't get it. not only there were no bubbles, but bleach smells REALLY strong, it kinda stings a little, and makes your hands feel funny. he must've been like.. half asleep in the shower or something.

Or maybe he thought "It's tingling! That means it's working!" or something along those lines.

Sunny
03-01-2006, 06:36 PM
AHAHAH maybe who knows.

i wanna see a pic but i think he'd hate me if i asked. =/

T-6005
03-01-2006, 06:55 PM
Ask anyways. For our amusement.

Bleach.... oh man.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-01-2006, 06:57 PM
People + Not Reading The Label = Good, Funny, Interesting Stories.

I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana
03-01-2006, 07:09 PM
Wath a dummyhed

Sunny
03-01-2006, 08:16 PM
People + Not Reading The Label = Good, Funny, Interesting Stories.

haha, yes indeed.

have I ever mentioned my aunt who, during a power outage, wanted to use her spray deodorant and used a can of mace instead?

MACE ON HER PITS!

Sinister
03-01-2006, 08:18 PM
haha, yes indeed.

have I ever mentioned my aunt who, during a power outage, wanted to use her spray deodorant and used a can of mace instead?

MACE ON HER PITS!

forgive my awful ignorance, but... what is 'mace' ?

Tired_Of_You
03-01-2006, 08:19 PM
Dictionary! or perhaps google image is better! =P

haha. priceless once again, sunny.

That_Guy91
03-01-2006, 08:20 PM
yeah i just don't get it. not only there were no bubbles, but bleach smells REALLY strong, it kinda stings a little, and makes your hands feel funny. he must've been like.. half asleep in the shower or something.
For a Week?

And Sinister, it's pepper spray.

Sinister
03-01-2006, 08:20 PM
Dictionary! or perhaps google image is better! =P

haha. priceless once again, sunny.

google only gives images of blunt weapons. :( fuck google.

Camilamazed
03-01-2006, 08:20 PM
Worse than that: I have this sleeping problem. After a gig , I got home very late and had to wake up to work. Of course, I overslept and woke up with the secretary calling me. I ran to the bathroom caught the first thing I saw and spread on my toothbrush.... NO, that fucking WASN'T the toothpaste..... I don't need to say what happened after that.....

Sinister
03-01-2006, 08:21 PM
Worse than that: I have this problem sleeping. After a gigi , I got home very late and had to wake up to work. Of course, I overslept and woke up with the secretary calling me. I ran to the bathroom caught the first thing I say and spread on my brushteeth*.... NO, that fucking WASN'T the toothpaste..... I don't need to say what happened after that.....

*toothbrush.

poor Cammie.

Tired_Of_You
03-01-2006, 08:22 PM
google only gives images of blunt weapons. :( fuck google.Then, the dictionary is the answer to all your problems. :p

Unless it's not there either...

Camilamazed
03-01-2006, 08:23 PM
Fuck, I just cannot type well today..... *bangs head against the wall

Paint_It_Black
03-01-2006, 09:29 PM
I much prefer brushteeth. Anyway, what was it?

Rocky-girl
03-01-2006, 09:46 PM
Well, when I just wake up, I don't read, I just go to the bathroom. And sometimes when I come home rom school/walk/etc. I start to brush my teeth... sometimes I can't understand what I'm doing...
Sanny, maybe it's worth to return him the colour of his own hairs?

wheelchairman
03-01-2006, 10:31 PM
Your grandfather now gers a <3. Awesome story.

Paint_It_Black
03-01-2006, 10:33 PM
Sunny should leave other amusing items around his house. Possibly removing the labels for added fun.

Sunny
03-01-2006, 10:34 PM
we left nipple clamps lying around at their house before (accidentally, i swear). my mother in law is way too innocent to know what they were for, though. she thought it was some kind of a strange tool.

ahha.

Paint_It_Black
03-01-2006, 10:35 PM
she thought it was some kind of a strange tool.


Well, it's not entirely inaccurate.

T-6005
03-01-2006, 10:38 PM
we left nipple clamps lying around at their house before (accidentally, i swear). my mother in law is way too innocent to know what they were for, though. she thought it was some kind of a strange tool.
Um.... wow?

Poor mother in law.

And dirty, dirty you.

Izie
03-01-2006, 10:43 PM
I love Sunnies to no end hihihihihi <3

Tizzalicious
03-01-2006, 11:46 PM
Hahaha, that's awesome.

killer_queen
03-02-2006, 01:51 AM
This was priceless. But not worse than cleaning your eye makeup with acetone and burn your eyes.

Tizzalicious
03-02-2006, 01:56 AM
Hahahaha, I just almost made coffee with yoghurt instead of milk.

Coincidence?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-02-2006, 02:13 AM
As someone still has in their signature, I once polished all my room surfaces with Raid insect killer.

Rocky-girl
03-02-2006, 03:57 AM
As someone still has in their signature, I once polished all my room surfaces with Raid insect killer.
Find a good side of it: you have no insects in home!

Nina
03-02-2006, 05:32 AM
HAHAHHA. is it really snow white now?? I mean, his hair was prolly blonde anyway?

kamikaze
03-02-2006, 07:18 AM
Is he totally pissed? Haha.

Sunny
03-02-2006, 07:49 AM
HAHAHHA. is it really snow white now?? I mean, his hair was prolly blonde anyway?

it was light brownish and slightly graying. and now he's platinum blonde verging on white, apparently. HOW DID HE NOT NOTICE EARLIER??

god i'm still laughing about this. ahah. and LOLZ at Dave + Raid and Tizz + yoghurt in coffee :P

Tizzalicious
03-02-2006, 07:53 AM
I always make my milk warm in the microwave, before putting the coffee in, luckily I realised what I was doing while pouring the yoghurt in the cup, and not after microwaving it :P

My mom does the weirdest stuff all the time, she once put her pasta sauce on her salad because she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing.

thisplacesucks
03-02-2006, 11:58 AM
i put a hot pocket in for 23 minutes instead of 2:30 minutes.
it did seem a little long to cook it..........

JoY
03-04-2006, 07:08 AM
haha, yes indeed.

have I ever mentioned my aunt who, during a power outage, wanted to use her spray deodorant and used a can of mace instead?

MACE ON HER PITS!
holy FUCK, hahahahaha!

this is not comparable, but about as dumb; one time I was real fucking tired, & sick aswell I believe, but I don't remember. I was about to brush my teeth & comb my hair before going to bed. can you see it coming? (lolz, coming) toothpaste on the toothbrush, voila, Bella combs her hair.

a traumatic example; I'd just bought new shoes, bright red, fucking awesome. my mom wanted to spray them, so they'd be waterresistant. [..] she used the spray of her own VERY brown suede shoes...

HeadAroundU
03-04-2006, 07:31 AM
It reminds me of Police Academy but instead of hair bleach they used glue.