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wheelchairman
03-02-2006, 12:56 PM
So yeah. Whenever I get bored I would log in as PuNkJuNkEe on De Heideroosjes board, so that I could make Tizz look really stupid. And hopefully annoy people. I mean it is full on legitimate spamming. But I don't really care because it's pretty much a dead forum, and the admin is hilarious, in that he's 27 but pretty much acts like an obsessed 14 year old whenever he meets a girl. It's the creepiest thing ever.

Anyways I got banned, here are the quotes that got me banned.

There was one thread in German. Now as everybody knows, I can't speak a single word of German (although I fake it pretty well.) So here were my replies (remember, I'm posting as Tizz.)


du bist ein Zwitter.*
Followed by:

Ich bin ein Zwitter.**

Then in another thread about the band in English. I said:

Well don't worry too much about it. This forum sucks and the band does too.
Tizz then replied to me, so I edited her post to say:

This forum sucks.

Well it turns out in the Dutch part of this forum. There is a +/- topic. In true Ninthlayer fashion I took what the administrator said in his +/- which was

+ reactie gehad
+ meer dan 20 mails
+ was gezellig***
and I replied with

- reactie gehad
- meer dan 20 mails
- was gezellig

And finally there was a thread about songs. So I replied with.


Tizz - I hate myself. and I'm a sukkel.
which tizz replied to, so I edited her reply and said

I do hate myself. :(:(:(:(
and then someone random replied with

metal matti - per is online

So anyways I was banned, and this was the discussion about it.


Per has got himself an ip-ban...

hahaha that's aweesome

Geez, Rich, serously, it's not that much of a problem, is it?

I've asked you again and again to do something about it...
let him register his own account and everything will be fine

I just don't know what the big deal is.

Also, he's not at home.

what the big deal is?

it's F*cking irritating, and I can check if it was you or him, other people just have to guess, so please let him stop being so childish and let him open his own account

And that's my story children.

*You are a Tranny
**I am a tranny
*** +Got a reaction
+More than 20 mails
+It was nice. (he sent a girl twenty mails or something and she freaked out in a calm way. Which is a score for him. This is my assumption only.)

Tizzalicious
03-02-2006, 01:00 PM
Per, you are f*cking annoying, you know that?

Sin Studly
03-02-2006, 01:15 PM
Maartje, you're a f*cking idiot for giving him your password in the first place.

Internet couples suck!

Tizzalicious
03-02-2006, 01:20 PM
I think he saw it when I logged in there at his place. Or he just guessed it because it's the same as this one, which I once gave him to help me delete shit.

This one I changed though. I don't really care about him spamming there, it's funny to see how lame they are. Who fuckin' cares that he posts with my name? They say they can't tell it apart...riiiight, the weird stuff he says wouldn't come from me, if they are too stupid to see that, they deserve to get spam.

offspringrammsteinfan
03-02-2006, 01:20 PM
Maartje, you're a f*cking idiot for giving him your password in the first place.

Internet couples suck!

Agreed. :p Tizz, you should have known he would behave like that still you gave him your password, that's pretty dumb.

Vera
03-02-2006, 01:25 PM
Fucking Ashkim Pt II.

Zwitte! *adds to German vocabulary*

Tizzalicious
03-02-2006, 01:25 PM
I am pretty dumb.

And like I said, I don't really care.

killer_queen
03-02-2006, 01:32 PM
Awww Tizz! You are not dumb. You're just in love. Don't worry, you'll be better soon.

el_monkey
03-02-2006, 01:36 PM
Fucking Ashkim Pt II.

Zwitte! *adds to German vocabulary*

zwitte *removes from your german voc*
zwitter *adds*

Sin Studly
03-02-2006, 01:56 PM
Oh, he's a spelling-Nazi as well as a regular Jewkillin-Nazi.

el_monkey
03-02-2006, 01:58 PM
just wanted to tell her your second name :p

wheelchairman
03-02-2006, 02:10 PM
Fich deine mutter in der arschloch.

Tizzalicious
03-02-2006, 02:15 PM
Achterlijk ventje.

Sinister
03-02-2006, 02:54 PM
Fich deine mutter in der arschloch.
*rolls on the floor laughing*
I know next to nothing in German, but I think this invites someone to perform sodomy on their mother. right ?

Nina
03-03-2006, 12:33 AM
Fich deine mutter in der arschloch.

*faceplam* oh Per :(

Tizzalicious
03-03-2006, 12:39 AM
Always nice to have a troll with something useful to say.

wheelchairman
03-03-2006, 09:02 AM
oh Per :(
Did I misspell arschloch? :(

Tizzalicious
03-03-2006, 09:02 AM
You misspelled Fick.

wheelchairman
03-03-2006, 09:03 AM
Fuck :(

Tizzalicious
03-03-2006, 09:07 AM
Lolz <3

wheelchairman
03-03-2006, 09:09 AM
piemel in je kont tizzje. :)

Tizzalicious
03-03-2006, 09:13 AM
Achterlijk ventje.

Piemel in jouw kont.

wheelchairman
03-03-2006, 09:38 AM
Fuck you too.

Sin Studly
03-03-2006, 10:52 AM
....... if you two keep this up my mild distaste for you (which was once mild tolerance) will transform to full-fledged hatred.

Rocky-girl
03-03-2006, 11:46 AM
You're a good couple! Per, I think it was bad from your side...

JoY
03-04-2006, 07:56 AM
*slaps forehead repeatedly*

I am so happy my boyfriend hardly ever visits teh internetz.