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offspringlover
03-03-2006, 07:57 PM
watch this its so funny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3568085796230228981&q=the+offspring+playable%3Atrue

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:01 PM
First, welcome to the boards.

Second, wrong section.

Third, no, not funny. Kind of sad, actually.

offspringlover
03-03-2006, 08:03 PM
ur freakin retarded u shouldnt be on this if u dont even like offspring and ur the idiot

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:05 PM
Well, that was unpleasant.

Anyway, I never said I don't like the Offspring. They happen to be one of my favorite bands. I said that the video you posted wasn't funny.

Sinister
03-03-2006, 08:05 PM
offspringlover,

YOU are the idiot there. You're a newbie, your spelling is horrible, you flame people for no reason other than the fact they disagree with you...

Get off the boards, for fuck's sake.

offspringlover
03-03-2006, 08:06 PM
First, welcome to the boards.

Second, wrong section.

Third, no, not funny. Kind of sad, actually.


1rst i dont care if its not in the right section
2nd thanks i am new
3rd i think its funny

offspringlover
03-03-2006, 08:07 PM
i dont care if my spelling sucks

Sinister
03-03-2006, 08:08 PM
it annoys the hell out of everyone. Are you by any chance a britfag ?

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:08 PM
Are you by any chance a britfag ?
Ok, now you're flaming for no reason.

Sinister
03-03-2006, 08:10 PM
since when is asking a question considered flaming ?

Izie
03-03-2006, 08:11 PM
Wrong section indeed.

Moved.

Edit: moved it to general chat, since I wasn't really sure it was GOD material.

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:11 PM
since when is asking a question considered flaming ?
Since the use of the word "britfag".

offspringlover
03-03-2006, 08:12 PM
i dont freakin care!!!!!!!!

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:12 PM
Wrong section indeed.

Moved.
Wouldn't this be better suited for GOD?

Rag Doll
03-03-2006, 08:15 PM
It's being moved to GOD...don't worry, kids.

Ninty Man
03-03-2006, 08:16 PM
HOLY CRAP :p

Men... this gonna to my space...

I sing Offspring songs in shower... but this it's so... so... so...

DEPRESSING

BTW-... it's boy, girl or fish?

offspringlover
03-03-2006, 08:16 PM
why do u people have to be so mean???? :confused:i will be honest and i will put every thing in the right section and i will tell u my age

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:17 PM
why do u people have to be so mean???? :confused:
Because we're honest. Usually.

Hux
03-03-2006, 08:20 PM
1. Spelling like "u" instead of "you" is annoying on things such as this.
2. offspringlover, you gave an insult for absolutely no reason and don't understand what some people are saying (at the beginning)

Fix your spelling and watch what you say

Ninty Man
03-03-2006, 08:21 PM
why do u people have to be so mean???? :confused:


I found it funny... and so sad

offspringlover
03-03-2006, 08:29 PM
sorry if my spelling is wrong but maybe if u had a brain that worked to think about it maybe i like saying u instead of you so dont say why do you have to insult everyone for no reason well dont be telling me that why dont u tell your self that and i made this thread cause I thought it was funny ok

That_Guy91
03-03-2006, 08:31 PM
Ok, I understand why you made the thread. I'm fine with that now. It's just the whole spelling and grammar thing. It bothers people. Nobody will take you seriously if you type like that.

Hux
03-03-2006, 08:39 PM
Ok, I understand why you made the thread. I'm fine with that now. It's just the whole spelling and grammar thing. It bothers people. Nobody will take you seriously if you type like that.
Exactly. It's got nothing to do with the video, just your spelling and also your insults which occurred later on.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
03-03-2006, 09:43 PM
HOLY CRAP :p

Men... this gonna to my space...

I sing Offspring songs in shower... but this it's so... so... so...

DEPRESSING

BTW-... it's boy, girl or fish?
Attempt to be funny..? :confused:

Hypodermic_89
03-04-2006, 02:46 AM
i dont freakin care!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here.. You're between the ages of 12 and 14 right?

Little_Miss_1565
03-04-2006, 09:34 AM
Dear Offspringlover,

YOU may not care that this thread was in the wrong section, but Tijs and I do. Thread moved to General Chat.

EDIT: Christ almighty, it got reported in GOD so I moved it. I guess it works in GOD. Please move it back, I"m a spaz. I just woke up!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:36 AM
Where was this first?

Anyway, offspringlover, calm down. If you can't take simple criticism, you're not going to last very long here. Secondly, your video was lame.

the_GoDdEsS
03-04-2006, 10:17 AM
Hahahaha, this is a ping pong thread. Throw it into Politics, I'll kick it to Other Bands then. :P NOBODY WANTS IT! Hahaha.

killer_queen
03-04-2006, 10:18 AM
ur freakin retarded u shouldnt be on this if u dont even like offspring and ur the idiot
I wholeheartedly agree with this. Why are you here if you don't like The Offspring?

JoY
03-04-2006, 10:22 AM
as long as it doesn't end up in our forum. :/

killer_queen
03-04-2006, 10:28 AM
People must have a punkness test before registering here. If they can't pass they shouldn't be able to post. We need more tru punx.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 11:32 AM
I wholeheartedly agree with this. Why are you here if you don't like The Offspring?

Please tell me you're joking.

JoY
03-04-2006, 11:52 AM
People must have a punkness test before registering here. If they can't pass they shouldn't be able to post. We need more tru punx.
of course she is, Dave.

offspringlover
03-04-2006, 08:32 PM
do you have to be any age to go on this ?????? i am not that old i am to young i cant say you`ll be like you cant be on this get off and i only go on this cause i love off spring lol LOL

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 08:40 PM
No, you can be any age. Why, how old are you?

offspringlover
03-04-2006, 08:43 PM
u can be any age!!!!!!!!!! yay i am really young u ppl wont belive me i swear to god i am i am afraid to say ppl will make fun of me

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 08:45 PM
If they're going to make fun of you for something, it'll be your spelling.

What's your age?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 08:50 PM
Ah, he's 9.


i am really young dont tell any1 but if u dont belive me u can come and see me at my house i swear to god i am a 9yr u dont belive me i no thats what every 1 says but i am i swear on my moms grave and dads

Thanks, but I'll pass on the home visit.

offspringlover
03-04-2006, 08:55 PM
i can only have a freakin cell phone!!!! right now i have a razr

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 08:55 PM
Pardon me? What's that got to do with anything?

0r4ng3
03-04-2006, 08:56 PM
i can only have a freakin cell phone!!!! right now i have a razr
Yeah, that's really fuckin' harsh.

By the way, I got my first cell phone a couple of years ago. I was 14.

offspringlover
03-04-2006, 08:57 PM
IM A GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID i am turning 10 on july 1rst and goin to a off spring consert

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 08:57 PM
Oh dear dear. Words fail me.

offspringlover
03-04-2006, 08:57 PM
Yeah, that's really fuckin' harsh.

By the way, I got my first cell phone a couple of years ago. I was 14.
1 whats harsh and 2 ha ha U SAID A BAD WORD THE ONLY BAD WORDS I CAN SAY R CRAP HELL AND DAMN DAMN IT AND LUCKY!

offspringlover
03-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Oh dear dear. Words fail me.
r u a girl if yout not i hate U u creep!!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 08:59 PM
r u a girl if yout not i hate U u creep!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, I'm a girl. Boys are mean.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 09:01 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, I'm a girl. Boys are mean.

You didn't say that when we were dating.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:01 PM
You didn't say that when we were dating.

Look, you were different. I've told you that. But it's in the past. Can we leave it there, please?

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 09:03 PM
There's still times where I miss you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:04 PM
Don't bring all that up again. You left me for someone else. Now you have to face the consequences.

See what I mean, offspringlover?

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 09:06 PM
But.. she wasn't who I thought she was..

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:07 PM
Look, just LEAVE ME ALONE!

Offspringlover, back me up here? Us girls gotta stick together, right?

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 09:12 PM
Sigh.. no more hope for better days I suppose.. :(

Ninty Man
03-04-2006, 09:38 PM
Attempt to be funny..? :confused:


But I failed...

It's funny when I say it in Spanish

Sinister
03-04-2006, 09:47 PM
(stuff)
*rolls on the floor laughing*

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:48 PM
What, you think our breakup's funny? You insensitive little shit.

Sinister
03-04-2006, 09:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
I just nearly pissed myself.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 09:51 PM
Sinister, when you grow up and realize how hard it really is, you won't be laughing.

Sinister
03-04-2006, 09:54 PM
Sinister, when you grow up and realize how hard it really is, you won't be laughing.

that's why I'm laughing my ass off right now.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:56 PM
Fuck off, Sinister. Just fuck off. You don't understand.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 09:57 PM
See how good I am compared to the rest of the male population? And yet you still won't take me back?

Sinister
03-04-2006, 09:59 PM
Fuck off, Sinister. Just fuck off. You don't understand.

I understand - you're just having fun at this thread's expense.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 09:59 PM
Oh, that's just like you, Alex. Always bring it back to yourself. No wonder you ran off with that little tramp, you is all you care about!

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:01 PM
How can you say that after all I did for you!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:02 PM
Oh, fuck off. You didn't do anything for me.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:04 PM
Oh Davina, you sure do act well in bed then.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:05 PM
Oh yeah, typical. Bring it down to the lowest common denominator. Well that's all you are, Alex, a common denominator.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:06 PM
You know I was never good at math, dear. Just come back so you can teach me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:07 PM
Just forget it. I'm walking out of this thread, now, and I'm not coming back.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:08 PM
I don't believe it. You had to walk out the door three times just to get all of your stuff to the car. You'll be back.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:13 PM
And you know what else? You're a complete smartass. You think you know EVERYTHING. Asshole.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:14 PM
The only mistake I made was letting you go, otherwise I do know everything. Please come back. And, oh yeah, you're back.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:17 PM
Just to tell you what an asshole you are. Asshole.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:19 PM
You can't honestly say that. I've been inside yours more times than I've been one.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:20 PM
You see? Just can't help yourself.

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:20 PM
I can too. I had to help you walk the next morning often times as well.

offspringlover
03-05-2006, 05:09 PM
Look, just LEAVE ME ALONE!

Offspringlover, back me up here? Us girls gotta stick together, right?
i guess lol i ALWAYS stick with the girls

offspringlover
03-05-2006, 05:10 PM
What, you think our breakup's funny? You insensitive little shit.
DONT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

offspringlover
03-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Fuck off, Sinister. Just fuck off. You don't understand.
DONT SAY THAT EITHER (i think thats how u spell either

offspringlover
03-05-2006, 05:14 PM
Oh Davina, you sure do act well in bed then.
U SICKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD U CREEP








GIRLS RULE THEY ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twinkle
03-05-2006, 05:25 PM
Hahaha. All of the thread I saw was this page, and read the argument between TUNB and AAE. And I thought you guys were arguing for real. Then I realized the truth.

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 05:39 PM
AAE, TUNB is my bitch now. Don't make me kick your ass.

Jebus
03-05-2006, 05:49 PM
What the hell, Alex? You said you and Davina were over. I thought we had something.

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 05:51 PM
Jebus, you and Alex? But...but...last night...

Jebus
03-05-2006, 05:58 PM
STFU, PIB. I started going out with Alex because you cheated on me with Davina. I gave up my old life including my friends and my dream job to be with you but I still wasn't good enough for you. I hope you rot in hell for all the pain and misery I went through with you.

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 06:03 PM
Jebus...I tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end, it didn't matter to you, did it? I just couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't be with you, sitting idly by while you cut in the shower. You pushed me away one time too many...and then Davina was there...

Jebus
03-05-2006, 06:19 PM
PIB, after so many years of being with you, I was feeling a hole inside me growing larger day after day consuming my inner being... The emptiness was too much for me to handle and I was so desperate to feel anything. If cutting would have to fill that void, then so be it. You know? You havenít said "I love you" once to me ever since Iíve been with you. Every day I longed for those three simple words but then I realized you were incapable of such feeling. Then I met Alex and my whole world turned upside down to what I wanted my whole life.

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 06:31 PM
But it was me that made your hole so big. Me that made it bigger every day. How can you then say I didn't fill it? Alex can NEVER fill that hole. He's just a boy, and you're used to having a man.

Maybe I didn't say I love you, but I tried dammit! And you knew from the start I had a stutter! My mouth may have been saying "I luh-luh-luh" but my heart was singing it for all the world to hear!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 06:38 PM
no plz no ur my idol on this i need u to back me up when i saw that on my tread i had a tear lol i am sad with out u come back to my thread ur the 1 that dosent make fun of me PLZ COME BACK

Well, I'm back. At least someone cares about me.

Jebus
03-05-2006, 06:57 PM
You're right. Alex can't fill that hole. He's dead to me now after wanting to go back with Davina. And still...you will never be able to fill that whole either. You never filled my economic, sexual, and social needs. When will you finally decide to become a real man and get a freaken job. My salary alone from Starbucks isn't enough for the two of us.

Davina, I suggest you go out and find another man. PIB is nothing but a lying-cheating-dirtbag-jerk!

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 07:00 PM
Cut a little deeper next time. You're already dead to me. Slut.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 07:03 PM
Don't start this again, Jebus. PIB is my man now, and I'm not having you running your mouth again. He makes me happy, like Alex never did.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 07:31 PM
I only wanted Davina back because of how you always fell asleep.

Jebus
03-05-2006, 07:40 PM
only because you have a small penis.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 07:42 PM
Compared to a whale's, maybe. Otherwise I consider 27 inches a quite decent size.

thisplacesucks
03-05-2006, 07:46 PM
I think there's a certain length you would hit that would get quite annoying, eh? Somewhere around 11 inches I think

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 07:47 PM
You think an 11 inch penis is annoying? PIB's 12, and he isn't. ;)

thisplacesucks
03-05-2006, 07:50 PM
Well, it might not be annoying for the girl, but if you had to deal with it, it could get hard (no pun intended). 12 inches is almost 2/3 down to my thigh! geezus! Congrats to genetics :p

pretty_fly_white_guy858
03-05-2006, 07:51 PM
only because you have a small penis.
BURN .

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 07:52 PM
Well, it might not be annoying for the girl, but if you had to deal with it, it could get hard (no pun intended). 12 inches is almost 2/3 down to my thigh! geezus! Congrats to genetics :p

I congratulate PIB's "genetics" every day. ;)

thisplacesucks
03-05-2006, 07:54 PM
This is a dumbass question but who is PIB?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 07:54 PM
Paint It Black, my hot boyfriend.

thisplacesucks
03-05-2006, 07:55 PM
Ah. It always seemed to me that about 60% of all the people on this forum live within a mile of eachother or something. Is that just a very strong sense of community or what?

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 07:57 PM
Well I used to date Davina, left her for Jebus because she was always too busy, then Jebus failed to produce in bed and now I want Davina back although she's with Richard (PiB) now.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 07:58 PM
We've been over this. You're not getting me back. You can't satisfy me like Richard can.

thisplacesucks
03-05-2006, 07:58 PM
hmm. ok that doesnt answer my question at all but good for you on being able to find someone who can "produce" for you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:01 PM
Alex,

You're wrong
If you think you can walk right through my door
That is just so you
Coming back when I've finally moved on
I'm already gone

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:03 PM
Please, if you were Kelly Clarkson we'd be married by now.

0r4ng3
03-05-2006, 08:04 PM
Dammit, you guys didn't wait for the announcer!

"This week on 'Threads of our Lives',
some people say some stuff,
and various people get anmesia and have evil twins!"

*DUN DUN DUUUNNN!!!!*

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:05 PM
I will survive, Alex. As long as I know how to love (Richard) I know I'll stay alive.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:06 PM
What if I don't?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:07 PM
Don't get all pissy. Dumping me was your loss.

Pencil dick.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:08 PM
Atleast my boobs don't hang down to my bellybutton.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:09 PM
Oh yes they do.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:10 PM
No, that'd be Richards. My boobs are manly and muscular.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:10 PM
What boobs?

Everything else of Richard's is manly and muscular too.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:11 PM
Except his tights.

Jebus
03-05-2006, 08:16 PM
The only good thing about Richard was his penis size but it's too bad he had no clue had to use it. I always felt as if he was just poking me. It was more of a nuance than something pleasurable.

Italia311
03-05-2006, 08:16 PM
Go play with a Dradle...

*random

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:18 PM
The only good thing about Richard was his penis size but it's too bad he had no clue had to use it. I always felt as if he was just poking me. It was more of a nuance than something pleasurable.

Oh well done, you know how to use the word "nuance". Feeling clever?

*Slaps*

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:18 PM
The only good thing about Richard was his penis size but it's too bad he had no clue had to use it. I always felt as if he was just poking me. It was more of a nuance than something pleasurable.

Thank you. I always knew I was better.

0r4ng3
03-05-2006, 08:24 PM
Y'know, I just realized how appropriate the thread's title has become lately.

Sinister
03-05-2006, 08:31 PM
I'd like to mention that I agree without making it look like asskissing.

offspringlover
03-05-2006, 08:41 PM
Well, I'm back. At least someone cares about me.
of course i do DUH!!!! ur my idol on this ur cool

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:47 PM
Haha, naw. I'm actually a guy. Alex and Richard are my friends, but I've never dated either of them. And my name's Dave.

I LAUGH AT YOU!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/laugh.jpg

PWNZFORMERS, PWNZORZ IN DISGUISE

Sinister
03-05-2006, 08:49 PM
Haha, naw. I'm actually a guy. Alex and Richard are my friends, but I've never dated either of them. And my name's Dave.

I LAUGH AT YOU!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/laugh.jpg

PWNZFORMERS, PWNZORZ IN DISGUISE

the "best pwns" thread deserves a bump about this. Seriously.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 08:51 PM
Not really. She's like, 9. 9 year olds don't know anything.

Homer
03-05-2006, 08:56 PM
^ I was just about to say that, w/ot makin it luk liek asskisn n alllol

Sinister
03-05-2006, 08:56 PM
yeah, 9 years old are too easy pwnage preys, they don't even count.

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 09:26 PM
I go out for a couple of hours and now I have no idea which one of you I'm supposed to be sleeping with. I also find myself overwhelmed by the sig-quoting possibilities. Wherever shall I start?


Oh well done, you know how to use the word "nuance".

Except I'm fairly certain he meant nuisance.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 09:28 PM
You so wanna sig this.


I congratulate PIB's "genetics" every day. ;)

Jebus
03-05-2006, 09:29 PM
Except I'm fairly certain he meant nuisance.
yes, that's the word!

PIB: You're with Dave now. I'm officially single.

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 09:31 PM
PIB: You're with Dave now. I'm officially single.

Oh, right. Dave, wanna make out?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-05-2006, 09:31 PM
Absolutely, hot stuff.

eatenbacktolife
03-05-2006, 09:37 PM
That was godly to a degree which i cannot even begin to explain.

XYlophonetreeZ
03-05-2006, 09:40 PM
BURN .
No, it's DISSSSSSS. White boy.

Also, a 9-year old with a RAZR??? That makes me so, so sad.

Rag Doll
03-05-2006, 09:48 PM
i love all you boys. i got such a laugh out of that. <3

Lithuanian Offspring
03-05-2006, 10:47 PM
watch this its so funny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3568085796230228981&q=the+offspring+playable%3Atrue
Sad. Very sad.

Nicole
03-06-2006, 04:08 AM
i love all you boys. i got such a laugh out of that. <3

Me too. So much emoness and man sex and trying to make the brains of 9 year old children explode. What's not to love?

All About Eve
03-06-2006, 06:06 AM
Sad. Very sad.

You totally missed the point of the thread.

And Sammie looks open... *wink*

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-08-2006, 10:49 PM
Bumpity bumpity bump. I want offspringlover to see this.

T-6005
03-08-2006, 10:52 PM
Bumpity bumpity bump. I want offspringlover to see this.
This should be archived somewhere on the internet and sent to her on her 18th birthday.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-08-2006, 10:53 PM
It'll be in the archive, I'm sure. And then I'll email it to her because I'm sure I'll have little else to do that day.

T-6005
03-08-2006, 10:54 PM
Put it on the calendar. July 1st, 2014.