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Sin Studly
03-04-2006, 01:31 AM
Catholicism

1. Theological excuse not to use condoms
2. Free wine at the Eucherist
3. Altar-boys on tap
4. Catholic guilt turns catholic girls into promiscious sluts
5. The Supreme Pontiff is a member of the Master Race (finally)
6. Puts women in their place
7. The Inquisition
8. Altar-boys on tap
9. Theological excuse to persecute Jews
10. BDSM overtones

T-6005
03-04-2006, 01:41 AM
Agnostic.

1. Whatever

*Repeat*

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 01:58 AM
Agnostic.

1. I 'believe' it.

Can't think of ten, and it may not be the best, it's just the best that I've found so far.

arak0r
03-04-2006, 02:04 AM
oh great, so ss shares my religion.

offspringrammsteinfan
03-04-2006, 02:07 AM
- You can have sex before mariage
- You can listen to satanic metal
- You can say "Goddammit" very loud, even when your in a church

Hmm, I guess you already found out that I haven't got a religion, right?

FauxElitist
03-04-2006, 02:30 AM
I see you can all count to ten. Impressive.

T-6005
03-04-2006, 02:35 AM
I see you can all count to ten. Impressive.
Mentioned repeat, didn't I?

Sin Studly
03-04-2006, 02:46 AM
- You can have sex before mariage
- You can listen to satanic metal
- You can say "Goddammit" very loud, even when your in a church

Hmm, I guess you already found out that I haven't got a religion, right?

Notice how tru punx make backwoods Southern-Baptist snake-handling strychnine-drinking tongue-talking podunk redneck preachers look intelligent and rational by comparison?

killer_queen
03-04-2006, 02:53 AM
Let's see

- No sex until getting married
- No alcohol
- No pork
- You have to pray to God for 5 times a day
- Every year for a month you have to stay hungry every day.
- You have to visit holy places once in your life
- If you have enough money you have to share 1/80 of it with poor people
- If you are a woman you have to cover your hair and all of your body
- You can't have plastic surgery
- You don't feel any regret or something else when you do all of these things. You feel great and safe.

.:SMASH:.
03-04-2006, 03:41 AM
none

i have other things to worry about

the_GoDdEsS
03-04-2006, 03:41 AM
none

i have other things to worry about

Cane toads?

.:SMASH:.
03-04-2006, 03:42 AM
how about trying something new? you could start by not being a whore

T-6005
03-04-2006, 03:42 AM
none

i have other things to worry about
Figuring out how to cash disability checks?

.:SMASH:.
03-04-2006, 03:44 AM
Figuring out how to cash disability checks?
ummmm no, not really

the_GoDdEsS
03-04-2006, 03:52 AM
how about trying something new? you could start by not being a whore

So, how does bufotenine taste?

.:SMASH:.
03-04-2006, 03:54 AM
yer. refer to my last post on the other topic you were being a bitch to me on

Sin Studly
03-04-2006, 05:06 AM
What's it feel like when you step on one with bare feet?

0r4ng3
03-04-2006, 05:30 AM
how about trying something new? you could start by not being a whore
Ooh, teh irony.

SaiKYoU
03-04-2006, 05:45 AM
well, i won't sepak about religions i don't know, so i will post about the one is the main religion in my country...

ANTI-CATHOLIC

1-Cause we know we're right! :eek:

el_monkey
03-04-2006, 06:32 AM
no religion ftw

sin should stay away from his computer until the end of his life

the_GoDdEsS
03-04-2006, 06:35 AM
no religion ftw

sin should stay away from his computer until the end of his life

Poor little boy. You must really feel inadequate and low and intimidated to say a thing like that.

Sin Studly
03-04-2006, 06:45 AM
Maybe he wants to put me in a camp.

el_monkey
03-04-2006, 07:04 AM
Poor little boy. You must really feel inadequate and low and intimidated to say a thing like that.

since I am in possession of a brain I do not tolerate sin and I don't lick his ass, as you might do in your dreams

"whooo, poooooor little boy :( :( ... I'm so clever and know everything and you don't even know your name? he's so poor :( "

the_GoDdEsS
03-04-2006, 07:06 AM
Then why do you bother, little shit?

el_monkey
03-04-2006, 07:07 AM
go wash yourself

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 06:42 AM
1. Never thought that Justin is interested in religion.
2. Maria if I had thae right translation... exuse me.

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 08:01 AM
Papushka and Mamushka forbid you from talking to the crazy French prostitute, Tanichka.

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 08:03 AM
Yes, it can't have any good influence on you, dcerushka.

Sinister
03-05-2006, 08:04 AM
If I may add a comment : it will have an extremely bad influence.

JohnnyNemesis
03-05-2006, 08:20 AM
If I may add a comment : it will have an extremely bad influence.

You kiss too much ass.

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 08:37 AM
Yes, mamuska and papushka. Maria I thought that you're orthodox chrstian so I apologized to you.

Sinister
03-05-2006, 08:38 AM
You kiss too much ass.
hmm... agreeing with someone means kissing their ass now ?

Paint_It_Black
03-05-2006, 08:40 AM
hmm... agreeing with someone means kissing their ass now ?

The way you do it? Fairly often, yes.

Sinister
03-05-2006, 08:43 AM
would you be so kind as to throw yourself down a cliff ?

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 08:44 AM
I don't see why anyone should apologize to me because I'm christian orthodox...
I'm christian ortodox too. Don't you know that today is Sunday of apologises?

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 08:47 AM
TANICHKA! What did we say about you talking to that creepy French whore?

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 08:50 AM
I second what papushka said. We need to protect you sweetie from the evil world. And I hate to do this but five spankies for you.

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 08:51 AM
You told me not to talk with her! But can you name me the real reason? And to whom I can talk to here? Oh I think I know the answer.
And she is my mamushka! Oh,mamushka, it hurts! Stop?

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 08:51 AM
... the babushkas are at work...

Ticho, kurva.

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 08:52 AM
You told me not to talk with her! But can you name me the real reason? And to whom I can talk to here? Oh I think I know the answer.

You can talk to whoever but we'll always warn you. There are a lot of bad and immoral and stupid people on here.

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 08:54 AM
You can talk to whoever but we'll always warn you. There are a lot of bad and immoral and stupid people on here.
I know, thanks.

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 08:54 AM
You told me not to talk with her! But can you name me the real reason?

Because she's an insane prostitute who fell in love with me and stalked me and will be a bad influence on you, darling Tanichka. She hates papushka now because he wouldn't love her back because she's ugly and stupid, and she's a nasty mean old crazy whore who can't handle rejection. So now she hates Mamushka and Papushka and will do anything to hurt us, even hurt our darling little dcerushka.

Tanichka, you have to remember that Maria is a mean old evil witch like from the fairy tales, and will hurt little children because she's too ugly and evil for anybody to ever love.

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 08:55 AM
Like Marfa in Morozko.

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 08:56 AM
touchy.

And you aren't?? Whoa. Just look at yourself. Everytime someone disagrees with you, you flip out at them.

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 08:56 AM
Just like Marfa in Morozko. Stay away from her, Tanichka.

Maria, fuck off out of this thread. Nobody wants your input. Anywhere.

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 08:59 AM
Dear, papushka, may be you're only make it all SO large, and it all only seems to you? Well good reason, but really I don't like it. I mustn't tell to her not at all? Aha, thanks mamushka I get it. Do you like that fairy tale?

the_GoDdEsS
03-05-2006, 09:00 AM
I love Morozko and Nastyenka and Ivan and Nastyenka's papushka even though he was silly enough to listen to the evil step-mother.

And Papushka does not make anything big. It was pretty bad. And you don't want to talk to a woman who posts naked pictures for 12 year old children.

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 09:00 AM
Would Tanichka like to see the emails that horrible awful evil Maria/Marfa sent to poor Papushka?

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 09:02 AM
Papushka, I don't like to read somebodies privacy.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-05-2006, 09:03 AM
I'm Catholic so...

- Nuns
- Paddles
- Wine
- Breaking of the Bread
- The Cross
- Getting your head dunked in Holy Water
- Palms
- Altar boys
- Controversey (sp)
- I believe in it

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 09:10 AM
Papushka, I don't like to read somebodies privacy.

Then you'll believe me when I say she's an evil evil person and you can't trust her?

JohnnyNemesis
03-05-2006, 09:13 AM
hmm... agreeing with someone means kissing their ass now ?

No, but adding nothing of substance by repeating the exact comments of established members of the BBS, piggybacking off of their insults and throwing in an invisible two cents? THAT is kissing ass, and you do it all the time.

Little_Miss_1565
03-05-2006, 09:15 AM
Tibetan Buddhism

1. Free reign to go absolutely nuts, in the name of seeking enlightenment
2. TANTRIC SEX.
3. The use of forbidden things (i.e. specific foods, booze, booty) to help get to enlightenment
4. Knowing that I am already buddha and just need to cultivate that buddha-nature
5. TANTRIC SEX
6. Achieving enlightenment in this lifetime and not having to come back and be around you lot
7. TANTRIC SEX
8. TANTRIC SEX
9. TANTRIC SEX
10. TANTRIC SEX

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 10:26 AM
Then you'll believe me when I say she's an evil evil person and you can't trust her?
May I think a little? Yes, I trust you, but I didn't see that things about which you told:( I know you want to warn me, that makes me happy.

Sin Studly
03-05-2006, 10:34 AM
Such a sweet little daughter I have. :)

Rocky-girl
03-05-2006, 11:17 AM
:):):)And I have a good papushka! Mamushka too!

0r4ng3
03-05-2006, 01:18 PM
No, but adding nothing of substance by repeating the exact comments of established members of the BBS, piggybacking off of their insults and throwing in an invisible two cents? THAT is kissing ass, and you do it all the time.
omg completely agreed. ur so awesome making a great point like that.

BREAK
03-06-2006, 04:48 PM
The religion the Almighty and me worked out betwixt us

1. Rampant misogyny.
2. God gives me money
3. I condone the murder of children
4. Free ice cream
5. I am blessed with eternal youth and beauty
6. I make it up as I go along
7. I am given the most magnetic, steely charm a man can have
8. I am awesome
9. The Lord blinded mine enemies when they brought me into this evil place
10. I wear a cool hat.

sKratch
03-06-2006, 05:18 PM
You kiss too much ass.
Yeah I've noticed that too.

That_Guy91
03-06-2006, 06:34 PM
Haha stupid towelheads
Really, just stop trying. You're not funny. You never were funny. I doubt there is much hope that you will be funny.